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#Ooh love this! most normal and average guy #kirby #marx #gif

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Clark!

@kirbyoctournament

He returns!

Name: Clark

Notes on Personality: He's fairly timid and a bit on the anxious side, but Clark is good-natured and determined to carry out his day with as positive an outlook as he can manage!

Backstory and Lore: Clark is a pretty average awoofy! He enjoys taking naps in the sun and chasing after lizards once in a while. And while the world may be big and scary, he wants to see as much of it as he can! Clark is quite the wanderer, and is one of many awoofies sent to carry out menial tasks by the generals of the Beast Pack. One such task was a request from Clawroline herself, to retrieve... a new chair! The second-in-command has to be comfortable, you know. He found himself wandering into an abandoned IKEA... and is still working his way around there, having gotten himself a bit lost. But it's only a matter of time before he finds his way out! ...Right?

...Ahh, but that was some time ago. After finally finding himself free from the winding grasp of the IKEA, Clark stumbles out into what feels like a vastly different world around him. Something huge must have happened, but what...? And what's this new favor Clawroline is asking of him, now that her long-awaited chair has been obtained?

...What has he gotten himself into this time?

Trivia:

He is the (metaphorical) living embodiment of the Minecraft achievement "How Did We Get Here?"

He really likes cheese.

He was raised alongside many siblings and cousins. One of his older cousins holds a fairly important position amongst the ranks of the Beast Pack! He's very proud of her, but he prefers to lead a more lowkey life.

He's stumbled across quite a few hidden treasures on his journeys! Ask nicely and follow him, and he'll happily lead you to one.

(That's him! There he is.)

#I was going to make a new fresh ref for him but. time and motivation y'know how it is. so the old one will do for now! #it isn't like his design has changed; it's just my artstyle #kirby oc #clark awoofy #zero speaks

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Sculpted a little flygon trinket box with a secret trapinch inside!

#LOVE this #pokemon #flygon

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What post Side Order does to you

#splatoon #fav

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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The authentic Baldwin experience™

#as it goes... #flight rising

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So you've reached level 16 with Baldwin, ehh?

(The full image when clicked is easier to read.)

#flight rising

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You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

(reference)

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#ahh I remember this one

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SWORDTEMBER DAY 8 : JESTER

Le Joyeux Bouffonne, of falling confetti and tinted spotlight 🃏🎪 “A sword? A blade? A palace betrayed? A diamond, a heart, a club or a spade? Wetstone and grit, it shimmers, it shines Round and round the carousel chimes, Sharp and supple, eager, hungry, The carousel stops. Sudden, and bluntly.”

Clown sword !! Been excited to do this one for a while - kind of has a similar theme to yesterdays! :3 do do do-do do-do-do-do doo do,,, 🤡

Yesterday’s sword!

You can support me on Patreon for £1 and help me make stuff like this!

#oooh I love this!

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Not a fan of these guys from the Dream Land 1 box art.

#god yeah. I simply just focus on kirby and try to ignore the other things when looking at the box art

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INSTAGRAM  |  ETSY |  DEVIANTART

Lammergeier Dragon art doll

  SOLD

This doll designed and made by me fully from scratch. Inspired by beautiful bird  called Bearded vulture. 

Super sculpey, faux fur, feathers, wire+plastic armature, primer, acrylic paint, varnish. Posable neck has plastic ball-and-socket armature inside. Tail and wings are also posable and has wire armature inside. * Size: Doll is around 73cm / 29 inches total length 

#WOAH #dragons #fav

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Im submitting my Oc into the @kirbyoctournament !!

Name: Mimi Dee

They’re pretty quiet but also a trickster, they use their abilities to their advantage and are normally very nosy, although they love putting on a good show!

#What a cute character!!

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every time i come inside they demand a grass tax

#aww #cats #video

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.