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*me as a lawyer*: my lord, I have the screenshots

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#🥺

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#so smol🥺🥺🥺

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Green means go - with love

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not these random boobie/bootie pics popping up in my feed

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the fact that my stats book's author dedicated it to his wife

#everything about stats makes me wanna jump off my building fyi

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Hindu gods and their beige flags :-

Vishnu - way too good with loopholes. Is hated by demons for it.

Shiva - too trusting and unquestioning. Always ends up being taken advantage of because of it.

Indra - superiority complex. Had to get humbled by Vishnu himself.

Hanuman - poor eyesight. Couldn't differentiate between the sun and a mango.

Rama - perfect. Wayyyy toooo perfect.

#hanuman's poor eyesight lmaooo💀💀

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jau maane pakhalare tadka diyanti<<<<<<<<<

#bala aamba wala adaa kiye pakae #torani pura telia heijae🙄

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im fucked in my brain so please proceed with caution

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you are not doing it right if you don't look possessed while studying

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usske dimaag ko chasme ki zaroorat hai

I watched every show you ever recommended. What more hints could I have possibly given?

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shoutout to all my lovely mutuals for witnessing my mood swings every .097775 second <333

#reminds me #once I calculated the speed of a boat and got -127 m/s💀

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ew brother ew, please stay away from me

#the fact that this is the first time we ever talked and this is his tone #bkl wo hoga #I think he knows ki main usski maar sakti hun🎀