#slim to none

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i'm suddenly thinking about rockstar!eddie shooting a music video on some naval ship and meeting actual sailor!steve who's all dressed up in his whites 'cause eddie's a big name star and the captain said everyone had to look their best and eddie immediately folding for the pretty guy in uniform

just: eddie wanting a couple of the guys to act in the video 'cause hopefully then they'd actually know what they're doing, and asking the capt to point out his most competent sailor. the capt immediately points out one of his low-ranking ensigns (like, brand new baby officer 'cause that's the kinda shit an officer would pull) and eddie, having been raised by wayne (who i'm hc-ing as a navy vet) knows better and is immediately like "No sir, I said your most competent, not your least. someone point me to THE second class. Where's he? I need an enlisted guy." and a higher-ranking chief that's been following the band around the ship all day bellows out a laugh and says "You're gonna want Harrington, Mr. Munson."

idk idk, it's niche but for some reason my mind went into the cold clammy depths of my time in the navy this morning and i was like 'NOPE! don't wanna dwell here, make it fun! make it about the blorbos so you dont get sad!!' lmao

#the worms wormed a little bit this morning #i have a whole hc about the song for the video being one that jeff wrote about missing his gf while out on tour #but it's also just about long distance/missing someone in general and eddie's like 'ya okay i don't quite get it' but he's the lead singer #so he's gonna be the one headling the vid and they decide on a ship cause what else is that longing but missing your SO while on deployment #crossover of fic readers and those who have inside knowledge of the /actual/ inner workings of being on a ship is slim to none #but that sliver includes me lmao #does this count as lore? #i'm gonna say it does #noelle lore #steddie #steddie hc #steve harrington #eddie munson #rockstar!eddie #sailor!steve #sailor!steve x rockstar!eddie

[fyreflys]

The slow burn might finally be ending for good…

Take this spoiler for ch6 of my sterek fic (Chances Are [Slim to None]). It will be posted this Wednesday (2/21/24). You can check out the rest of the fic here!

#teen wolf #sterek #derek x stiles #stiles stilinski #derek hale #chances are (slim to none) #fanfic #fanfiction #wip #snippet #fic wip

[peasantexchangeprogram]

You aren't experiencing a war though. You live in Tel Aviv, completely privileged and sheltered from the effects of war. You aren't even in the IOF because you were deemed unfit to serve. Palestinians don't have a formal military to be able to go to war against Israel. It is a one sided war with only one participant, Israel, who is waging war and Palestine is suffering from war and genocide. The fact you think you are experiencing a war really shows your true colors. You probably believe in a two-state solution at best.

you are scrolling my blog, while claiming to be pro-palestine. before you are two choices. you can either a. send me a borderline delusional ask overanalyzing my every word, seeking the worst possible interpretation you can derive from my posts, while making facts up as you go along to support your claim, trying to paint me as an oppressive monster. or you can b. share and donate to one of the many gofundmes for palestinian families and individuals i share on this blog. you get to decide which one of these actions is directly helping the people of palestine and the palestinian cause. do note that the asks you send me do not upset me or make me mad or make me change my behavior, but rather make me laugh. and genuinely worry about your mental wellbeing as well. actually, there is a third option. you can also c. unfollow me, even block me, and go on your merry way

#n like im not acting like im The Victim here i never did lmao. i literally just said 'my experience' #asks #anon #the chances that the person who sent this actually experienced war in their lives is zero #the chances that the person who sent this isnt a usamerican settler are slim to none #the chances that this person is an actual activist are also zero #like u do realize that this claim is belittling and infantilizing palestinians right

[hyperfixatingonsmth]

as a texas f1 fan, im petitioning for williams to have logan and alex try terry blacks bbq.

#logan sargeant #alex albon #formula 1 #please #im begging on my hand and knees #bc blacks has some of the best bbq ive ever had in my life #either blacks or franklins #franklins is seriously top tier #but the odds of them getting in there are slim to none #like im from texas and i havent even been #BUT they need to try that dino rib

[skunkes]

what they dont tell you about being incredibly introspective is that you'll think you're done making realizations and then you'll just make more realizations always all the time forever

#dude. guess who just found out the reason he's incapable of imagining himself in a good relationship #is bc he's never witnessed any growing up. #my parents dont have a relationship i would want #only one of my siblings is married and her husband sucks. other has never dated while ive been alive (im much younger) #+ my other sibling had. a strange relationship i wont mention details of but this was also like 5 yrs ago and he hasnt dated since #i have very few close friends and none of them dated as we grew up either #or even with some its like. i wldnt want your relationship lol... #the only Good relationships i see are online from ppl i follow. and then i cant trust em bc we only see the Good Parts #so like. do they even exist... i dont think so.... #if i wasnt starved for physical touch id consider throwing in the towel permanently #but idk maybe ill buy one of those pillows with the arms that wrap around you #and a few more **** and try and cope with it in kenland or al's farm forever #talkys #im still 100% serious about ppl who have good relationships being lucky bc i feel like #the chances of finding someone you mesh with and are attracted to and can communicate with. are so slim. #i can barely ever find someone meeting one of many requirements. i can barely make friends. etc

[bass-alien]

I just wanna be loved deeply, I wanna put time and effort and energy into someone and not regret it, I wanna be with someone who reciprocates my energy, who makes me feel wanted and appreciated

#and I know the chances of me ever experiencing that are slim to none #but a girl can dream #personal

[deerabigailhobbs]

Do I think Hannibal had a perfect ending? Yes. Will I still be excited if they announce a season 4? Yes.

Do I care a little bit less because I know Abigail won't be in it? ... Yes.

#im sorry but knowing she won't be in it actually hurts my soul ngl #unless they get Kacey to play Clarice in which my excitment will be astronomical #but the chance of a season and that happening is slim to none #abigail hobbs #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal

[stevethehairington]

that moment when an author you like has 40 fics for you fandom (🥳) vs the moment you realize only 3 of those 40 are for the pairing you like (😔)

#oh AND they havent written for the fandom since like. 2022. so chances of them writing more for your fave pairing are slim to none #(😭) #siiiiigh #looks like im gonna have to get into a new pairing #cause this writers work is GORGEOUS #and i simply MUST read it all #broadening my horizons and all i guess!

[recurring-polynya]

Hey hey! Since you just reposted the academy lifting drabble (and I remembered how much I love it), could you draw Renji squatting/Rukia glowering at his can? If the spirit moves you 😅

Illustrate my own fanfic? You don't have to ask me twice.

God, they're so aggressively stupid, I love them so much.

#renruki #my fanart #doodle requests #i have read so many tutorials on how fabric drapes and none of them are adequate for drawing someone squatting in hakama #exercise poses are kinda fun to draw tho because it's easy to find diagrams with all the muscles drawn in #also gonna take a moment and be proud at how much i have advanced at Hot Dude Physiques in the last three years #i had to spend a lot of time slimming him down from how i usually draw him #since this takes place back when he's still coming out of his underfed runt days #it doesn't matter rukia is still very impressed (even if she won't admit it)

[kendallroysmethpipe]

I know I talk about the way people treat kids a lot and how it makes me mad sorry I just love kids and I want to be a mom so bad

#im practically infertile so the chances of me having kids of my own is slim to none but i like to think about being a mom anyways #and i want to work with kids

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

the thing abt new mcr music is that it would be really difficult for them to make something worse than sing. so i'm not really that worried

#like even just listening to eagles. which is something they just came up with on the fly during soundcheck #i think the chances of it being actively bad are slim to none lmao

[nuctua-larc]

He is like reigen to me

#homestuck #dave strider #alpha dave strider #alpha dave #alpha guardians #if i have to type alpha one more time i swear to gog #also i know the difference is like slim to none between the hs style design and the actual one but!!! there is differences i swear #my art

[shima-draws]

Curious. Since you and I both like tododeku — do you think that we're delusional for falling for this ship? Is it true that there is absolutely no possibility that they could ever be a thing in canon? Horikoshi, in my opinion, is playing games with the fandom. I personally think that he doesnt even know what he wants when it comes to Ochako because hes seemed to have given up on that. Do you think that theres any slight chance that Hori might surprise us, or do we find ourselves in a delusional hole of hope?

Anon I mean this in the nicest way possible but WHAT are you talking about lmao. I ship a lot of things that I know for certain won’t ever be canon. That doesn’t make me “delusional”, that’s just me having fun and curating my own fandom experience. I don’t have to look at canon ships and agree with them. That’s part of why shipping is so fun—I get to decide how these characters interact. Who cares what Hori’s doing. I don’t. I make the rules in this house

Essentially

Just have fun with it bro

#Shima answers questions #BNHA #Tododeku #Also to be absolutely truthful: No. I’m 100% sure Hori won’t make Tododeku canon #And that’s fine. That’s not what I want out of him anyway #The chances of any gay couple becoming canon is next to none. Like suuuper slim. #But that’s bc BNHA is A. A shounen anime and therefore was never about romance in the first place #B. Way WAY too fucking popular to do that and get away with it without any drawbacks #(By drawbacks I mean complaints from fans. Bc what do you know. Gay couples are a very ‘progressive’ thing at least in Japan) #and C. Do you really think Horikoshi would ever do something that progressive. He sexualizes teenage girls I really don’t think #he’s the type of person to say ‘Haha yeah Tododeku endgame’ #That’s absurd. That sounds absurd to me and I ship them #So yeah it’s not gonna happen. But do I care? Of course not #Tododeku is canon in my heart and that’s all that matters

[fluffypotatey]

Tristan and Isolde + Merwenthur crime team?

That's.....that's Leverage. Ye Olde Leverage.

whomst?

#this is a show right? #i am so sorry my knowledge of this show is slim to none #but feel free to share with the class anon #imdb premise of it is: 'A crew of high-tech crooks attempt to steal from wealthy criminals and corrupt businessmen' #which..yeah ok that is our gang right there #it looks like a heist show and i am all for that where can i watch it? #anonymous #ask

[shannananan]

ok but WHAT IF 

what if marisha plays keyleth next episode, and then matt asks everyone to leave the table except marisha, laura and taliesen.

and then goes “Percy, Vex’halia - Keyleth has just arrived with some disturbing news of Delilah Briarwood”

WHAT THEN

#i want this SO BAD but am fully aware that the likelihood is slim to none #cr spoilers #c3 e35 #critical role #vox machina

[blacktobackmesa]

I'm taking a stance against making an AI chatbot of my OCs. If you want to know things about them you have to do it the old fashioned way (giving me attention)

#yes i know the chances of this for Fang are slim to none #but that doesnt change my stance