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George Tonks  -  https://www.instagram.com/george.j.tonks  -  https://twitter.com/georgejtonks  -  https://www.behance.net/georgetonks  -  https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/georgejtonks  -  https://www.facebook.com/georgetonksillustrations  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/georgetonks

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This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

#this hurt to read there was so much joy rewatching the video then we scrolled down and #oh #im sincerely so sorry we lost such a brave man

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guys we’ve been attacked

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Me, stonefaced while viewing twitter: Im going to murder someone

Girlfriend, drunk on the bed: Wait Why?

Me: Drarry

#im not a drarry fan like yall do you but #I feel like this is one of those ships that enduces rage or lust. #drarry

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Because he rides on Pumbas back

So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

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I deadass thought you were talking about twilight sparkle for a minute there.

the points “twilight legitimately promoted abusive and pedophilic narratives and is also really fucking racist, so we shouldn’t glorify it” and “most of the hate that twilight received was NOT for these legitimate reasons but because it was popular with teenage girls and women as a product of misogyny” can exist simultaneously

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When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

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you ever see something so cute it makes you feel homicidal…like if my cat keeps sticking his little perfect fuzzy leg out of his bed i’m gonna gnaw on it

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Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

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the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

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My brain, rattling off information with no prompting whatsoever: A dragon can look straight ahead, but it strains their eyes, since their eyes are at the sides of their heads. To look at you out of one eye only is to both present you their flank and lose most of their depth perception on you - therefore, to look at you with only one eye is a gesture of trust and friendship.

Me:

Me: …so is this fictional lore for some half-baked setting you’ve made up, or some weird form of noemata, or…?

My brain:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me:

Me: cool. all right then, I guess.

My brain: It can also be a statement of “You’re not enough of a threat to keep both my eyes on.”

Me: thanks.

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Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

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My 2018 Tumblr Top 10

1). 171 notes - 11 August 2018

Im always low key thinking about warrior cats and I think everyone can tell.

2). 113 notes - 31 March 2018

So... it occured to me. Every time I have a major suit outing I get a picture of Akila proposing to another suiter with a random...

3). 83 notes - 22 April 2018

4). 48 notes - 24 April 2018

5). 39 notes - 31 May 2018

6). 39 notes - 04 April 2018

Okay, imagine having body fat but instead of it being composed of lipids it's made of elmers glue slime.

7). 38 notes - 27 August 2018

I still work on fursuits!! Personal suit of my sona Adaline. I havent done any airbrushing work in years and it's been at least...

8). 34 notes - 24 July 2018

Do any of my followers still remember the Great Heathers Vore War? I just want to know how many veterans are still out there...

9). 24 notes - 15 May 2018

10). 21 notes - 02 June 2018

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I just realized I logged it my long abandoned tumble account... yall go follow adalinepaige.tumblr.com for more of this good gay content.

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