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Mammon does in fact tattle to Lucifer about Asmodeus and Fizz's relationship. Let's say the Helluva timeline lines up with Lucifer and Alastor getting closer sometime after season 1.
Lucifer doesn't know why Mammon bothered, even if Lucifer didn't have whatever was going on between him and Al -- he still wouldn't give a fuck. And he'd give even less of a fuck considering Mammon was still committing copyright infringement for his park, the audacity of that man was astronomical.
Still, Mammon calls a meeting to spill the tea because even he knows Lucifer is a hermit who does not keep up with the drama of Hell's so-called elite.
Asmosdeus finds out and therefore Blitzø finds out. So they all crash the meeting to give Mammon what-for. Fizz and Blitzø because they've never met Lucifer and think he's going to be pissed. Moxxie and Millie because Blitzø lied about where they were going and refused to let them leave. Stolas for moral support (and he's also never met the King, sue him, he's excited despite the circumstance) and Ozzie because he couldn't stop them so he might as well join them.
Following multiple very unnecessary pit-stops and shenanigans, they finally arrive at the palace---and it's too late.
Alastor has already kicked Mammon out and now he and Lucifer are doing paperwork, gossiping, and fighting over the (according to Alastor) tacky interior design of the palace.
The Helluva gang bust in (Blitzø is on a horse for some reason, he's very happy about this) and it's very anti-climatic.
Asmodeus: so you...don't care that I'm in love with an imp?
Lucifer, dad mode: You're in love? I'm so proud of you!
Blitzø: Just to be clear, I'm fucking this bird, there's nothing you can do about it
Lucifer: Okay??
Alastor: Darling, they think you care about hell's hierarchy
Lucifer: Oh! Yeah, uh-no. That'd be pretty hypocritical of me considering [gestures to Alastor]
The Helluva crew leave the palace once Lucifer and Alastor start bickering again looking like they've escaped a hurricane, wondering if they should be sending the King of Hell a 'Congratz on the Divorce' card.
Moxxie: ...does this mean we have two Kings now?
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Hello! I hope I don’t offend you or make you uncomfortable bc it’s my first time requesting to you, but can I request Sin of Envy reader x Sin of greed (Mammon)?? Into sure if you already did this, if you did you can ignore this!! Ty😓😓
Mammon x Sin of Envy!Reader
Includes: Mammon, Leviathan!Reader, Beel, Asmodeus.
A/N:Ur perfectly fine don’t worry at all!! This request doesn’t make me uncomfortable at all!! In fact, it’s quite adorable. They give enemies to lovers except they still hate each other lol. Enjoy!
As stated in one of the posts I’ve made about the sins and how they feel about Leviathan!Reader, you and Mammon HATED each other
You literally had the I.M.P. kill one of your own sinners because they leaked your ideas to him.
He ripped off your fame, so you despised him.
Your rivalry was known across the Greed Ring and the Envy Ring.
You both would rant about each other to anyone who would listen.
The Greed Ring hated you and the Envy Ring hated him.
You were more popular than him. He was jealous as hell.
But when you both attended Sin meetings either Lucifer, you two couldn’t help but steal glances at one another.
You didn’t understand why, and he didn’t either.
Maybe it was growing hatred. Why does hatred feel so good, though?
You always felt a weird sensation whenever you saw his posters. Whenever you saw whatever he was hosting.
A weird gut feeling you’ve never felt before surfaced.
It was the same for him. It made him hate you even more. What did you do to him?
Seeing your face on any posters made him blush. He secretly kept them in his room.
He didn’t know why.
You didn’t know why you felt this way either.
One day, you were ranting to Beelzebub and the topic of Mammon came up.
You started ranting and ranting. You lost track of everything you said until you heard your bestie gasp.
She stared at you like a deer in headlights.
“Levi, hunny, you’re in love!”
You immediately made a gagging noise. In LOVE?!
Sure, you’ve had hookups, but you’ve never been in love. Especially not with HIM.
“That might be why you hate ‘em so much. Your heart wants him but your brain doesn’t. Hah! Look at you go!”
Her mocking pissed you off.
Meanwhile, Mammon was ranting to one of his employees about you. Nothing unusual.
That was, until, he mentioned the weird feeling of you.
He nearly killed the bitch that brought up the possibility of him being in love with you.
But it made him think. Maybe he was.
But he would never admit it. He’s too cocky.
Now, anytime you two see each other, your looks of disgust towards one another grow more and more intense.
That was until the last Sin meeting with Lucifer.
Asmodeus was teasing Mammon and he brought up you.
“Awww. Are you in love with them???”
His lack of a response made the room go quiet.
You stared at him forever. Until Lucifer just.. dismissed you guys.
Mammon pulled you aside and roughly confessed that it was true.
“Maybe I am in love with you, bitch.”
And that’s how you two started dating.
Your relationship was kept a secret, since everyone thought that the both of you despised each other.
Whenever he put on a show, you shape-shifted to fit in and watched his shows.
He did the same for you.
Afterwards, you two would meet up somewhere private and playfully tease each other.
You two act like an old married couple but with more hatred. That hatred comes from the love you two discovered you had for one another.
You killed anyone who even dared to look at Mammon the same way you looked at him. That’s the price to pay for being with the Sin of Envy.
He made fun of anyone who liked you too. He was ruder, but he didn’t normally kill them unless pushed too far.
You both secretly shared a bed together. One that nobody found out about.
He also spoiled the hell out of you.
You were even more lenient towards your people whenever they went into the Greed Ring.
It confused them.
Anyways. You two are VERY playfully mean to each other.
“Shut your mouth, bitch.”
“Kill yourself, cunt.”
But you both knew you weren’t serious. Not anymore, anyways.
He’s the little spoon. He won’t admit it at all, but you’re definitely the dominant one in the relationship.
Anyways. You two have fancy as hell dates. Anyone who says anything will be killed on the spot.
Your relationship remains a secret. Anyone who knew would be killed.
That was, until, it got out by Asmodeus or Fizz.
Now everyone knows.
But you two don’t really care.
Now, you affection is displayed openly.
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