#sim jokes

[superhero--imagines]

I have a very cool idea for a murder mystery now — move over waking up in PJo this is my fixation now (I’m just kidding I promise I’m just kidding)

#writing #murder mystery novel #personal #sim jokes

[the-crim-rat]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

#tma #the magnus institute #has this joke been made already #tma shitpost #tma jon #this is about the magnus archives #magnus archive #the magnus archive #the eye #tma the eye #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #jon sims #ceaseless watcher #the ceaseless watcher #tma reference #tma podcast

[novahedron]

Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #my art #I put way too much effort into a Smosh joke #Anyway season 2 jon is ian hecox thanks for coming to my ted talk

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

#I’m only half joking you know how tempted I am to make this his apocalypse fit it’d be so funny #art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #Jonathan sims

[ceaseless-rambler]

Being bullied on tumblr dot com (people keep reblogging my awful posts)

#youd think I'd have learned my lesson from spumblr #or shreople #or any of the others #and then the jon h sims post gets 200 notes #it deserved a handful of pity likes #yhe mechanEYEzed joke deserves notes though. reblog that one #ceaseless rambles

[pencildragons]

hello sam, apologies for the email,

#this joke will NEVER be old to me #apologies jon i am a computer #tmagp #the magnus protocol #jon sims #jonathan sims #jarchivist #sam khalid #samama khalid #words of wyrm #magpod

[may12324]

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

#the fairy godmother's apprentice #fairytale dating sim game #dating sim game #pay me to make this game real #i joke #ahaha #or do it.... #my art #im just gonna post a whole bunch of art and then run away #you may remmeber these ladies from a poll i did #anyway #heres more of them i guesss

[theacebandit]

Thinking about the difference between podcast main characters

#tma #night vale #the magnus archives #welcome to night vale #jonathan sims #cecil palmer #podcasts #I’m sure someone else has made this joke before #but I only JUST got into the magnus archives so I’m making it now

[sydneighsays]

Project for my art class cuz god forbid I be normal

My teacher made me turn it into a comic

Have fun~~~

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #pretty jon #martin blackwood #tim stoker #comic #he's too short to wrench himself out of there #Tim left him there and turned the lights out as a joke but he was actually stuck #he's been in there for 45 minutes #martin just wanted to make tea #now they have to bodily lift their boss out of the sink #martin k blackwood #the magnus pod #tma fandom #tma #jon needs a break #Tim didn't do anything wrong Jon's just dramatic #s1 archives crew #tma s1

[heartscrypt]

mfw im trying to explain to my coworker that having a paranoia induced breakdown is actually the most sane thing i can do rn given the situations i be in

bonus:

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jarchivist #martin blackwood #jonmartin #heartscribbles #yes this is a redraw of the pepe silvia img i hope thats obvious #NO IGNITION SOURCES IN THE ARCHIVES! (promptly sticks a lit cigarette and the web lighter in his bun for safekeeping) #s2 jon is so hellish to relisten to but hes also the funniest freak alive #''supplemental. i broke into gertrudes flat'' you WHAT. #he really does put the 'mental' in 'supplemental'.... #martin better than me i woild just stone this guy to death. (joke)

[indecisitivity]

jon sims is ace bc jonny sims does not understand the 'fuckable monster' trope but didn't want that to happen to jon so he just decided to circumvent it entirely by making jon ace send tweet

#so my dash did a thing #also #i know this argument has more holes than the man needles hugged #that's because it's a joke #i have no idea why jonny sims made jon ace #but i'm thankful every day that he did #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims

[quackerjack]

I am not a who, archivist, I am a what

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #michael distortion #tma fanart #I’m gonna reblog with context but it’s a. who’s on first joke #my art

[casioaty]

can bro think any harder

#tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #digital art #procreate #started as a joke but I started coloring

[pisscentral]

this took way longer than i’d like to admit

#tma #magpod #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #digital art #my art #tma posting #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #basira hussain #daisy tonner #melanie king #georgie barker #tim stoker #sasha james #helen distortion #michael distortion #peter lukas #jane prentiss #gertrude robinson #gerry keay #nikola orsinov #for context peter lukas in air jordans is an inside joke brought upon by my friend who has NEVER LISTENED TO TMA #the background is the union jack fading into a rainbow pride flag btw

[parsleysaauce]

Jon Sims is like Twilight Sparkle if she had to experience the unfathomable horrors from the edge of our universe and also if she was missing 2 ribs

#horses have 18 pairs of ribs tho I don’t think she’d miss them #this isn’t even really a joke they have such similar energy to me in a way I cannot explain #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #tma spoilers

[geodebiome]

its too horrible for words

#tma #the magnus archives #mag 92 #mag 160 #joke #its not a joke to me bro its so fucking serious #jon sims #jon archivist #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #jonelias #but only if youre insane liek me and perhaps been in pain like me