#sighs. god hes so pretty.

[sciderman]

Who are your celebrity crushes?

hoooh man. hoh man. i don't know, i don't do the whole obsessing over a celebrity sort of a thing that i constantly see on my twitter feed and i generally find i prefer not to know or engage a lot with people outside of their art or whatever because i think it's weird and i think parasocial relationships are uncomfortable (as someone who's been on the receiving end of it)

that being said, in my honest (correct) opinion, there has never been nor will there ever be a human being on this planet more attractive than george michael. i think he might have been the prettiest creature to have ever walked the earth, a

#sci speaks #im right. #sighs. god hes so pretty. #i was going to attach images to this but i dont want to be as bad as the twitter accounts that i hate #so do your own research and form your own opinion 👍 #but that opinion should be that he is gorgeous. he is so so gorgeous. #i would like to kiss andrew garfield but that is no surprise to anyone. #id also like to kiss taron egerton. hes a good boy. #i'd love to kiss susan sarandon. both in her rocky horror days but also modern day. #i dpn\t know. a lot of actors are very pretty but those might be the only three i'd like to go on a date with #i'd like to go on a date with dolly parton. i love her. i have a crush on her. yeah. i think she might be one of the most lovely people eve

[jentlemahae]

MARK LEE @ The Noite com Danilo Gentili (230708)

#nctinc #mklnet #nct #mark lee #nct mark #nct dream #mark #tusermlee #useroro #god he's so pretty #his big beautiful brown eyes *dreamy sigh* #mine*edits #not to sound bananas but i wanna smooch him a little

[leatherbookmark]

our flag means death S2E3: the innkeeper

#our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #shrimp gifs #it was just a very pretty scene i think #i'm laughing because i played around with curves -- as you do -- but then i had to manually bring the brightness down and make everything #more blue again because it's just better that way lol #god i'm having... so many little marbles bouncing around my head like #this post is already tagged with all the spoiler tags i think i can talk in here #the way it started i had No Inkling At All that this would be this kind of setting. so i didn't pay attention to the surroundings or all th #stuff. hell i could barely hear what they're saying because all my fancy schmancy english skills fall apart in the face of your normal soun #mixing. I MISSED THAT IZ AND ED SAID “LOVE” LIKE HELLO #but. but anyway. but. but once it was revealed that This Is All In Ed's Head. that hornigold is ed and everything is ed. man. god. #it's cold and wet and dark (ed likes warmth). ed was washed up on the shore with his face full of sand but THEN he got rescued by someone #who he hated and associated with all the pain and violence AND who then force-fed him soup so he could get better. who had pretty pieces of #glass hanging from his tent (there's no sun but the decoration itself is a promise of a pretty sighs when the rays of the sun hit #just right--) AND you can't forget the sandals. and the play-acting and aoughhhh EEEDDDDDDDD god he's so good HE'S SO GOOD #i dont think i should touch the delightful revenge scenes because they're dark as fuck and idk if the files i have are hq enough #to survive the becurvening. BUT. ed my love!!! i hope this is not where your insanities end

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - The Pit And The Pendulum (1961)

#vincent price #the pit and the pendulum #edgar allan poe #i love you #ill do you right #elizabeth didnt deserve you #sigh #hes so pretty #vinny p #bicon #bisexual god #roger corman #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[perelka-l]

i saw amazing art of guzma and now i am still thinking and getting some of my thoughts back and

there is an old adaptation of J G Ballard's "Track 12" (you can read more here) (the site of podcast is here, the episode is no longer available but i have it so feel free to ask me to give you a link it's like 10 minutes long) and today i remembered about it because once upon a time i was possessed by the scenario of mohn killing off guzma like this for railing lusa (and gladio bc i am biased) but man, today i relistened to it and i am even more impressed over how fucking horny it is

spoilers but i don't think anyone will read the wiki anyway lol but in Track 12 a mumbling scientist basically poisons a guy that fucks his wife but it's all overlayed with his own obsession with microsonics and also the way the guy is poisoned so it's all. so horny. the way the scientist just goes from all unassuming into murder mode and the guy going from confident to weak and dying and all of it in binaural fuuuckkkkkkkkkk waaaahhhhh

so yeah guzma and mohn thots www

#this audio is SO GOOD #the episode also has second audio based on Venus Smiles which is also really nice btw #but yeah gods the actors just obliterated the roles and i am weak and dying #*sighs dreamily* #perelka dot txt #in general i feel like rereading some of ballard stuff like ok he's pretty thematic in some stuff but some of his short stories fukken slap #i mean alrite i have ONLY read short stories lol and not even all but yanno #i feel like screaming so iam writing about this on all my sns lmaoooo

[house-of-daena]

talk about yandere...

There's this prompt/scenario(?) I saw. You got smitten by this guy, a new neighbor, who smiled at you once as you bypass his house. So you've been obsessed with him. To the point one day you sneak to his room/house to lay down on his bed and smell his scent. But then you looked up, only to be shocked as you saw numerous polaroids/pictures of you on his ceiling. Basically you're the first thing he saw when he woke up in the morning <3

-🍣

oh my GOSHHH yandere x yandere drives me sooo MAD 🥹🥹

n' all i can think is doin the same for him n' waiting for him to break into your own home so he could see your shrine of him 💞💞

#» asmo talks #» 🍣 anon #THINKING ABOUT DOTTORE #but also childe om #childe lowkey would #your sweet neighbor across the street #always tryna help u with your groceries and talkin' to ya at his morning jogs when drink ur mornin' coffee on ur porch 💞 #but then woooohhh god he's so hot pretty and kind n omg i love him!!! #n breaking into his house to see your pics??? you just grin and sigh in relief #now you steal a bunch of his clothes!!! #maybe some of his stuff too... take pics each and every corner of his house n' memorize it #ur shrine is hidden in your closet so when he opens it he's shocked #n' you pop up behind him hehe

[siriuslynephilim]

UGH dad is coming home tom gotta clean my phone 😭😭😭😭😭

#how do i even start ny gallery this time is FILLED to the brim with gay fan art #sigh just after my period too #byebye mental peace i just know he'll ruin everything in one day #and this time he'll probably stay for long because last time he only stayed for 2 days #ugh im not ready i don't want him here😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #upar se irl bestie is coming on sunday and she'll want to meet but he kinda doesn't like her getting permission will be hell #but something bad happened with bestie she said she NEEDS to see me so she'll feel really bad and disappointed if im not there #sigh #i was just feeling pretty too but he's gonna say something and it'll all fall apart again 😓 #and i haven't studied in days lmao #god how am i 20 i sound like a child

[gregoftom]

gross

#tomgreg #THEYR E SO CUTE IM GONNA actually be sick. #i hate so much tom's fuckin. laugh here bc its so high pitched and heS NOT HOLDING BACK. AGAIN. #something something he's his true self around greg something something after years of repression he feels alive again something something #schoolboy tom makes another appearance. he's so playful!!! #AND TOUCHING GREG'S SUIT AGAIN. just like the tie before in fucking UHHH i cant remember the episode. but s2 i think. #he does it really quickly though. like he remembers they're in public and he's gotta stop treating greg like they really are spouses. #and abt the next part don't worry i'm gonna be. talking. about That. but this part gets its own bit bc!!!!!! man #OH AND DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE GREG TOUCHING TOM TOO. TOUCHING HIS ARM UNNECESSARILY. they're so touchy here. sigh. sigh. #yet not a hug. just light touches. a hug would be too friendly. if that makes sense? these touches are more. spousal. #like you'd hug your mate at a party right. and sure you might hug a partner or spouse. but idkkk idk it reads more. #just the touchings of the suits. oh you look nice tonight dear. don't wanna spoil your pretty outfit. that'll happen later at home. GODDDDDD #BECAAAAAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAY NEXT!!! THE WHOLE. PROVE IT THING! OH HH GODDHNWEW #my head cracks open. ok okok ig ot ta go i'm going i'm fucking. bye #im so fuckin pressed about the nero sporus thing IF TOM HADNT SAID THAT BULLSHIT I WOULDNT BE THINKING SHIT LIKE THIS #i mean maybe i would BUT I WOULDNT ACTUALLY PUT ANY STOCK IN IT BC HE WOULDNT HAVE SAID IT OUT RIGHT. god. i'm in pain #lord send the plagues. end my suffering

[welcometoteyvat]

read baizhu’s stories. he wins for most balanced character of all time

#and i mean this in terms of lore vs plot relevance and personality traits #i still haven't pulled him but thats fine (coping) sigh he's so idk enriched as a character #like his stories are obv focused on. well himself but they have a lot of nice lore details like his contract w changsheng and some immortali #immortality mentions ig. idk how to describe it also the elaboration on the r/ship between life and death >>>>>> #can't believe he goes to dinner at wfp sometimes lmao?? him and hu.tao be like 'cant stand this bitch 1 min later me and the bestie' /jjjjjj #just kidding i could never water down a nuanced relationship to a joke meme #when they mentioned how he hu tao and zhongli come together and only truly meet heart to heart when conducting last affairs... good stuff #anyways i like him. please come home now i dont want to have to go to 80 pulls for you #back to the lore relevance its nice that his story quest also elaborated on like how god remains affect people and callback to the chi of yo #yore world quest wayyy back #think im pretty satisfied for how his character personality etc turned out after 2 yrs of waiting like some of the hate was so bad lol just #bc of qiqi's stories but like his stories did a nice balance between selfless but sees all transactions as useful ones and does good but wit #with knowledge that it will also benefit his own reputation and image. selfishly selfless search for immortality clever but caring etc etc #he's got a solid head about him and now i want in depth character analysis fics when there are none on ao3 pensive pensive #ramblings! #baizhu

[somedaytakethetime]

Everyone say thank you to this French barber for delivering content that our King could never 😌

#LOOK AT HIM!! OH MY GOD PLEASE LOOK AT THIS MAN!! #I KNOW I SAY IT ALL THE TIME BUT HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL CHRIST #LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SWOOPY SOFT HAIR!! LOOK AT HIS BEARD!! LOOK AT THE JAW!! #LOOK AT HIS NOSE LOOK AT HIS PROFILE LOOK AT EVERYTHING #[censored][beeping sounds]*heavy sigh* #Kasper Schmeichel #sweet prince #danish captain america #king thicccness #Big Daddy 🥺 #hubbie 🥰 #*seagull screaming*LOVEOFMYLIFE*incoherent screaming* #it's friday night and i'm sitting in bed in jammies covered by old lady blankets crying about how pretty this random man is #my little geriatric king i love you so much 🥺

[hellonoblesky]

platonically kissing your forehead cowboy style

POV we are both cowboys (riding western) and I reach out and kiss your non-reign hand on the knuckles bc brother it's hard work out here

#Sigh......cowboys #platonic ofc #actually riding western is so weird to me bc I learned to ride english #It's sooo strange not having my knees up #last time I rode western was a trail ride and the next day my legs hurt bc I'm used to holding with my knees not my thighs #AND I KEPT DOING THE ENGLISH COMANDS #Which are verbal vs western riding physical cues #So like everyone was quiet and our tour guide would stop to tell us something about the trees and I WOULD LITEARLLY GO 'woooah' TO MY HORSE #WHEN ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS PULL THE REIGNS BACK #Low key embarassing BUT I CAN GET OVER IT #Esp cuz my horse was a sweet fellow named Gambler #and our tour guide was this guy from Georgia and he was rlly cool and talked a lot abt the rodeo #And I haven't been to a rodeo in a long time and even then I've only been once but god I love it so much #I'm pretty sure that the equestrian riders in my area are mainly like. jumpers n stuff #less rodeo more horse shows and racing #but I bet there's a rodeo somewhere #ANYWAY #turtledove answers

[genderfreakxx]

Having my cringe era NOW because Arin Gamegrumps is SO girl to me and I’m not afraid to say it

#to clarify this is cringe because you should never tell someone to come out. or speculate on their identity really #but I’m like. just come out already you deserve it #I’m not pushin any label in particular or nothin I just have my own trans radar and I swear to god it’s off the charts for arin gamegrumps #and by trans I don’t mean inherently binary or nonbinary I just mean That Persons Gender is Queer in Some Way I can Feel it #and by ‘it’ I mean I get this sort of second-hand longing from them that seems to be tied to gender in a notably queer way #anyway. I’m probably totally wrong. but. I HAD to say it #blithering on  #arin hanson #game grumps #okay so to go even further in my cringe unnecessary and invasive speculation: #I just can’t help but get the feeling that arin feels a special sort of connection to femininity and girlhood #but- based on my years and years and years of watching his content- I get the impression that he feels ‘too far gone’ if u know what I mean? #very much ‘I want to be a girl so bad but I could never pass’ type shit #and I just hope he knows- even if he really is a cis dude and I’m just trans and overstepping- that he’s girl as hell to me #in the most complimentary and respectful way possible #like even if he’s a dude he’s girl as hell to me and I think it’s cool as hell. and if he’s not a cis dude then well!!!! also very cool!!! #like. he’s. sigh #I just hope he knows he’s pretty and lovely and cool and gender is fake and he can do w/e he wants and people will be there to support him #anyway sorry I’ve rambled on enough #my trip to visit Gay City (Portland) is DOING things to me

[lieutenantmongoose]

Verse Info: Good and Faithful (or, a polite haunting) 

The Story - 

( Good and Faithful, Codifier )      -     In which Jopson died just before the 1839 expedition. He tends to avoid discussion of how it actually happened, but in any case he had just accepted the stewardship position and had been counting on those wages to pay the doctor for his mother’s treatment, and needed to ensure that she and Avery would be reasonably comfortable in his absence.  

Being that he had neither time nor inclination to be dead, and truthfully not quite even realizing he was dead, Jopson simply collected himself and carried on as usual, under the impression that the whole incident was simply a minor dizzy spell.

The issue, of course, with continuing to pilot one’s corporeal form with a severed connection between body and ghost, is that it’s somewhat akin to clutching a bedsheet in front of yourself while standing outside in a hurricane. And in addition to keeping hold of that bedsheet, you also have to hang up the rest of the laundry on the lines, and avoid letting your neighbors see that you’re out in a hurricane in nothing but a bedsheet still trying to finish your laundry, because odds are your neighbors will have Questions about this type of behavior. 

Fortunately, Jopson had always been quick to catch on to things so it was with only a minor bout of sudden collapses and fits of uncharacteristic clumsiness that he mostly got the hang of the situation before setting sail, and for the most part was able to avoid any trouble. 

Avoiding trouble lasted until a point about halfway through the expedition, when he very nearly frightened Captain Crozier into a similar state by forgetting to shiver. Or keep up a pulse. This almost led to a rather tender moment indeed as Crozier was quite unhappy to see him Dying, but this was abated by admitting to already having been quite dead from the beginning and thus unchanged in status despite what ought to have been a lethal case of hypothermia.

All in all, Crozier was actually rather more amenable to the idea of having a dead steward than he’d thought ten minutes prior, and all continued as normal. 

However

Once the Franklin Expedition begins

( Oh Dear, My Heart/The Moon Plays Host ) 

It turns out that keeping hold of the proverbial bedsheet is a lot more challenging under certain conditions, and there are only so many ‘fainting spells’ that can be got away with without arousing suspicion, and that the presence of a strange magic in the air tends to have interesting effects on ghosts improperly connected to the mortal plane.

It further turns out that this arrangement creates a bit of an impasse when faced with soul-devouring creatures. They are used to tackling a body and pulling the soul from it. The soul simply moving out of the way is not generally expected, and is regarded as highly inconvenient. 

Or, 

Jopson is a ghost during the Franklin Expedition, which is fine, except that improperly tethered ghosts start to get a little bit creature-y the longer they drift in seemingly-cursed landscapes trying to reject their souls like a bad transplant. Also, at night, Jopson can see the crew’s Dead still wandering the ice. 

#verses tag to be determined #tuunbaq pouncing on him like BWAH BWAH IM GONNA COLLINS U #jopson drops that sheet so fast like ''I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T???'' #tuunbaq (offended) ''wait wtf'' #jopson (also offended) ''pls don't damage that too badly i still need a corporeal form to do laundry :('' #it's fine tho he figures out how to poltergeist a little bit #every time someone new enters the nighttime ghost chat they're like ''bro when did u even die u were fine last i saw'' #''1839'' ''wHAT'' #irving is straight up so offended #what was he supposed to do irv he had bills to pay u wouldve done the same thing #puppeteering your own damn self gets pretty distracting u ARE going to drop the sheet occasionally #which is why the captain has to be like *weary sigh* ''it's a fainting disorder he's fine'' #''jopson for the love of god blink will you'' #*has to go to doctor to keep up pretenses* #dr (sweating) ''Something's Off'' #i'd like this au to generally be jopving just bc ''grant us ghosts' would be a heckin raw title but also #i feel like Goodson would be funny bc Goodsir would just be like (after Finding Out) #*dreamy sigh* ''i want to study you under a microscope :)''

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

sorry for the barrage of star trek posts. work has taken over my life so i just got caught up and im having a TIME

#oh my god. #if u go back and look at my blog. i bitched SO SO SO MUCH about jim #i even got anon hate about it #and anon u were right i take it back #i still don't think he's pretty #but i could grow to love this man #he's Very TOS they made a good choice with that #he's not eye candy tho. i will die on that hill. #like he's not. ugly #but i can't Stare at him like i can with the other characters #he's just Not Hot #but that's ok. sigh #the kelvin timeline spoiled me ok #im a fucking sucker for a pretty face #anyways jim and uhura??? BESTIES. #i love them.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#me for like 22yrs of my life: god. get me tf outta the midwest. i hate it here #me flying home after 3yrs living in the desert: oh fuck. HOLY FUCK. its fucking green yall!!!! im losing my mind. HOW SO GREEN????!!!! #literally everytime i fly home im like: holy shit every town is like. in the woods. im gonna cry. that so beautiful #bc im a sap lol. its true tho! its crazy. and it's so fucking green here its beautiful #im so desperate to leave the desert. i really wanna go to school somewhere in the Appalachian mountains tbh #god its so nice to be home. we'll see if i acutally post less bc i might actually b happy for a bit haha. or i might post more nature #stuff bc ill be like: yo look how awesome the world is. ya kno? #my mum is super into rock collecting so i come home and shes like: yo lets watch YouTube vids of ppl rock collecting and im like omg i lov #this. ppl sharing their lov of geology and pretty rocks 😭 and my parents r like hey if u get the summer off bc ur funding runs out and ur #between programs u can come home and we can do some traveling in our camper! we can go to the UP and down to the gray fossil site. bc i #cant shut up abt paleontology lol. my parents r so good 😭😭😭 #im so excited to see the lake and go to the museum and we're gonna visit my old prof in my college town and he does quantitative models so #like he doesn't get a ton of students enthusiastic abt his work and he really started me out on my path. so like. im paying my respects 🙏 #hopefully all goes well lol. im also gonna snipe some samples from a state park and mail them back to school. which should be neat #sigh... anyway im just happy for now and theres so much cool stuff in the world #and yet for some reason i canoot sleep. despite the fact i woke up at 3.30am yesterday so that i could travel for like 11hrs #im too awake now #i want it to be morning! #also shout out to my nose that apparently does not work. like thr dogs got sprayed by a skunk yesterday morning and i do not smell it #its so weird. i dont kno why. i can smell other things. i just cant smell this? idk ive long suspected my sense of smell is awful #and i guess this confirms it. everytime my boss is like: do u smell this??? im like: lol no. what r u talking abt? #that's prob why im so picky. everything is bland 😵‍💫 bc i cannot taste that much #unrelated #lol i slept like 3hrs and now my brain is like hmmm that enough of that lol #also wtf not that many ppl were wearing masks in the airport. u hate to see it

[nomaishuttle]

aughhhhh i wish i had books 2 read i wanna read books so bad rn 🤓 <- i look like this. 2 pictures of me 👇

#IM SO CRAZYYYY its whatever. im half done with listening 2 ersatz elevator .. 7 more left.. ill prolly finish ersatz elevator tmrw innit. n #Probably i will finish vile village as well and potentially get started on . its hostile hospital after vile village roght.... i feel so #fakee im sry 9 year old me #bc let me think with my head im almost positive carnivorous carnival is the 10th. YES IT IS bc theyre on the mountain from. oh lord no wait #its all so evil let me check. bc theres 7 left #ok my prediction is. 7. vile village 8. hostile hospital 9. carnivorous carnival? might be switched with prev 10. slippery slope #11 grim grotto 12 penultimate peril 13 the end. #im pretty much positive on the last 3. now i check and kamille screams at me in my head Sorry girl. #> me being entirely fucking right im literally like god if he was autistic and haunted #sooo let me do some math rqq... the last few books r likee 4 hours each i think. and i work 8 hours a day 5 days a week... #ive done the math and its sort of dire it appears ill probably finish either thursday or early friday. what on earth will i listen to after #that.... sigh. oh well... + tbh i dont just wanna do audiobooks even tho im excited for the last half of asoue bc i dont rememberit as much #well. clearly i do idk if you recall but i just named the last 7 books in perfect order. but anyways. im excited but also Lorddd i forgot #that i love irl real life readingg 😭😭 #i might say fuck it and read the 3rd miss peregrines on internet archive. miserable .. i want to have it irl but you know. #n then i can go ahead n put the last 3 books on hold Rn so i can read those next week #AND ill put 2001 on hold too bc im sososososo excited abt it :]]]]