somedaytakethetime

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When you're a beautiful old man that gets tired halfway through a match ✊🏻😔

#no shade my king i'm not that far off your age either ✊🏻😔 #my pretty yellow highlighter only played the first half of this game and then was “too strained” 😔 #i know that's code for 'we need him for the weekend' but it's ruining my man's reputation when it comes to endurance 😒 #starting to think he's the type that needs a nap after the first.. just to recuperate.. 😶 #it's okay king you're still sexy 😔 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺

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Man's so sexy even refs wanna end his career.. ✌🏻😌

#when i tell... that game.... *deep breath* #i'm going to hunt that ref down.. that's all i'm saying.... #anyway sexy daddy looked sexy AND was a beast #as we been knew but.. you know.. always good to remind people of it.. #my man was such a beast... i'm suing the ref #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big DADDY 😩😩😩

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the asks of eight [8] people you adore! absolutely no pressure, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside & out, 𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜. ♡

Thank you so much 🥺🥺🥺 I'm very touched by this 🥹🥹

#i think you're amazing and awesome too!!! 🥺🥺🥺 #ask #i have the best friends tag =3

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When he posts himself >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#GOOD JOB BUDDY LET'S GO 😌🥳🥳🥳 #now post an actual picture of you.. #you won't... you're a coward.... #i said what i said... #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness

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Me, watching the game yesterday:

#there was an early goal.. we're great on track right? #wrong #because Debast gets a red card for sneezing near a fellow.. heaven forbid.. #so there's a penalty and Kasper - bless his sweet heart penalties suck - couldn't catch it #so i'm thinking 'hm... we're gonna lose' they hadn't scored since the beginning and this is near the end of the second half i can't help it #but then Kasper turned the turbo on and he was a beast catching all the strays #and got slapped on the 🍑 and shooketh by the team every time he did #and then that adorable little man Amuzu scored!??? #and they won!???? #just like that!?!??? #props lads many many props 😌 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #phat 🍑ed daddy 😌🥰 #I HAVE TO YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM SLAPPING HIS HEINIE LIKE I DID OKAY??

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I'm starting to see the allure of writing things in here to vent. It's all very anonymous and no one will ever read it, which makes it perfect to just let out things that might be bothering you.

And given that no one ever reads what I write, I can say things very freely too.

Lately, everything feels like a mistake. Do you ever feel that? Like at some moment, at some point, in your past, you made one decision that very firmly switched the entire course of your path. And, for some, it wasn't the best decision at all. I have that feeling a lot. That I made a mistake somewhere, at some point, and it wrecked everything else in a way I now don't know how to fix. And going back is never an option, and even if it was, it would be impossible to see what and where things went wrong. What was the thing that altered the course of everything else?

Reflecting on things is hard, feeling in general is hard. I get hurt by things I've chosen to do. Hurt by things I've chosen not to do. And hurt by things I never had a choice in at all. I think about the past and the future constantly. I wonder if, at some point, I'll ever feel in a way I want. If I'll ever be able to look around, figuratively, and feel that I am exactly where I'm supposed to be and I'm content with life. Or, if this is always a work in progress. If we constantly have to feel like we're lost and adrift forever. I wonder if people have that feeling of content and knowing exactly who and where they are, or if they still feel just as lost at times.

I wish I could block out everything, people included. I'm an hermit and I'm not very social to boot, I always feel like living alone, in the woods, with no connection to the outside world. If there's no one there, they can't hurt you. Maybe all those witches weren't "witches", they were just women wanting to have some peace and quiet out in the woods, where you can be yourself without being bothered by social constructs and pressures. Or, maybe I'm just nuts and lacking sleep. That's always an option too.

#there is nothing of interest here #it was mostly for myself #talking to the void #ignore me

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I-.. I'll be quiet 🙂🙂

#bite down on me like you bit down on that protein bar daddy ✌🏻😩 #i can't be quiet... he's starring at the camera right at the start... #WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?? #AND I CAN HEAR HIM AGAIN??? BONUSES EVERYWHERE??? WINS ALL AROUND??? #imagine looking this good when mock working out.. 😩😩🤤🤤🤤 #lord i wanna jump him SOOOO bad 🙏🏻😭 #forgive me Father for all of my sins #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 😩😩😩

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Picture it. It's 2019, it's the lovely month of April and...

.... you're the most beautiful, hydrated, sexy king ✌🏻😌

#as my best friend said once (about another guy but she's cancelled for that...) face card never declines ✌🏻😌😌 #my dansk teacher: practice practice pratice!! say little sentences!! think in danish!! #me: #jeg synes..... han er meget smuk 🥰🥰 #jeg synes også...... at han er virkelig lækker... 😩😩 #you know what's unfair? him #that's what's unfair #his entire existence honestly #CAN YOU POST KASPER PETER??? PLEASE??? #I MISS SEEING YOUR DAMN FACE #WHERE IS YOUR FOXY 🍑?? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO??? #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺

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I'm suing whoever it was that hurt him 😤😤😤

#i know nothing about these clubs but i have beef with Brugge now 😤 #how dare you hurt my cute little Norse God??? 😤😤😤 #vandals 😤😤 hoodlums 😤😤 rascals 😤😤 #look at how upset he looks 😤😤 criminals the lot of them!! 😤😤 #look at how sexy he looks too..... imagine being shaped like this... lord 😩😩 #imagine being this big and sexy... imagine just walking around with this level of c[gunshot] #love you king ✌🏻😩 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺

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I love when he does ~*influencer*~ things 🥺🥺

I like these 🥰🥰

#I'M ACTUALLY SO HAPPY WHEN HE POSTS STUFF LIKE THIS #YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW JOYFUL THIS MAKES ME #HE'S *HUMAN* I LOVE THAT FOR HIM 😭 #THIS IS *PERSONALITY* I LOVE TO SEE IT #go king show off your little boot collection 🥰 #king thicccness

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Being this sexy and grumpy should be illegal 😌😌

#thankyoutothephotographer 😩

#we love an 🍑 shot in this house thank you to the photographer 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭😭😭 #YOU DELIVER THE CONTENT MR./MS. PHOTOGRAPHER AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #LOOK AT THIS BIG SEXY OOF HE'S SO GRUMPY 🥰🥰🥰 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 😩😩😩

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Big Sexy is back in town 😌

#HOW ARE YOU FEELING KING??? ARE YOU STILL STRAINED 🥺🥺 #DO YOU NEED A HUG?? A KISSIE?? A MASSAGE PERHAPS?? 👉🏻👈🏻 #should i be posting on Good Friday? probably not #should i be sinning on Good Friday? definitely not #has that ever stopped me before? absolutely not #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺

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Kasper Schmeichel's 100th game for home and country ❤🤍🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 Working title: high quality man, low quality content 😌

#HE DELIVERED 🍑🍑🍑 #or the cameraguy did.. #AND HE DELIVERED 👄💦 ON THE GLOVES AGAIN #AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I HADN'T SEEN HIM DO THAT IN AGES THANK YOU KING THAT ONE WAS FOR ME AND ME *ONLY* #I LOVE WHEN HE DOES IT NOW ME DO ME ME NEXT 😩😩😩 #anyway let me curb that and be polite #HE HAD LARS' SIGNATURE ON HIS GLOVES I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭 #THIS IS SO SWEET AND SO SAD 😭 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america

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Translation: the girls are tapping out, peace ✌🏻😘

#actual translation: Simon has a minor injury and Kasper is an old hoe #I'M JOKING but.. he's “strained” so....... hashtag geriatric king #conspiracy theory: Kasper just wanted to bow out so he could spend more guilt free time at the sauna 😌 #IN ALL SERIOUS BEHAVIOUR NOW: #i wish them both a quick recovery #also to Thomas and Jonas too because they just bowed out over strain too #the Danes are dropping like flies girls 😭 #god og hurtig bedring to them all 🙏🏻😔

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Happy Sunday, from the Norse God to all of us 😌

#i'm sick as hell so.. no gifs until I'm better #but at least he's posting for me so... there's still something to post #i love when he posts random stuff #i wish it did it more often #king thicccness

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Tillykke med den 100. kamp, Kaspy 🥺🥺🥺

#we love to see it King 🥺🥺🥺 #he's such a cutie 🥺🥺 #there's so much content from last night 😭😭 #but i'm not going to post his kids #he never posts them so i won't either #i'll just post sexy daddy over here 🥺🥺 #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america

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This one is for me 😌😌

#TITS OUT IN THE SAUNA AGAIN KING??? #SHOW AND TELL KASPER COME ON GET WITH THE PROGRAM #king thicccness