#shut up ally

[waterandsilver]

it's got a wikipedia page lads!

#im sorry i don't know why this is so funny to me #uk politics #shut up ally #popular posts i guess

[kunaigirl]

The more I dive deeper and discover more of my own butch-ness the more I’m tempted to make a whole drag king persona and name him something like Bradley or some shit like damn I can already see it he’d be something straight out of a 1970s Sears catalog and I have no idea why but I’d love to make this happen

YEAH THIS SHIT LET’S GOOOO LMAO

#I WOULD WANT TO BE SO SPECIFICALLY CHEESY YOU HAVE NO IDEA #LMAO #shut up ally #thinking out loud

[honor-strength-passion]

s/o to my therapist for basically listening to me cry for a straight hour

can things just be less horrific rn

#shut up ally #personal

[sylvansleuth]

Edit it out, edit it out!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #dnd #dropout #brian murphy #emily axford #zac oyama #siobhan thompson #brennan lee mulligan #lou wilson #ally beardsley #d20 #sylvansleuthings #murph has Never been more relatable #shut up i didn't say anything weird!!!!!

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION. #margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment #‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team #i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them. #u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho #but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr #ally beardsley you are so special to me #fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should #they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me #yna.txt #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley

[theswordnthepen]

I think as bad as Ed wants to marry Stede, he’d never be the one to ask. Stede would have to be the one to propose. Stede’s already done the marriage thing and Ed doesn’t know if Stede would even want that again, so he just sits on it. He wants to marry him so bad it makes him crazy but he can’t bring himself to ask. And I think if Ed ever did ask it would probably be a subconscious thing. Like not even realizing what he’s said until he’s confronted with Stede’s reaction.

#allie shut the fuck up #ofmd #our flag means death #otp: you wear fine things well #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #idk man this is just something that’s been in the back of my mind since the finale

[djo]

no gifset will do this justice 

#joseph quinn #shut up allie

[homolobotomized]

toei adding in eight seconds of prolonged eye contact is making me cry

#op #one piece #zoro #luffy #zolu #zoluposting #shut up homo #toei just might be zolu's greatest ally idk

[osaka-lilac]

you’re telling me. that when fernando had the perfect opportunity to overtake lance. he chose not to. and vocalized that he would not fight him. at his home race. i’m in awe. our war criminal has one weakness and it’s princess lance stroll

those two are gonna have their own winners room tonight

#and once again. it could go either way #it’s up to your little brain to decide #f1 #spanish gp 2023 #king babygirl #lance #lance stroll #fernando alonso #shut up allie #alonstroll #strollonso #1000+

[nataliesscatorccio]

you don't have to believe me but adult Allie is the fulfillment of Jackie's unlived life let me explain. straightaway Allie is positioned under Jackie's wing, both girls absent from the team singing and dancing together between the lockers. Jackie is doing Allie's facepaint and giving her a pep talk like the one she's immediately about to receive from Coach Martinez. ready or not, these girls have responsibilities on their shoulders now that are above their skill level—and if they can't perform they'll be cut out. Allie is too concerned with prom and dates while the other girls are concerned with winning nationals; Jackie eventually dies for prioritizing what the group come to feel are the wrong things. Allie and Jackie, with their preoccupation for the functionally useless achievement markers of society, stand in the way of the team's survival. Allie, like Jackie, obliviously says the wrong thing with good intention, accidentally prioritizes her needs over the needs of the group (and yes i do count Shauna's wellbeing as a need for Jackie), and ultimately will be sacrificed in a horrible and graphic way when the team decides they can't move forward and win (read: survive) with her holding them back. Allie's leg is destroyed, but it's seen as a kindness when compared to the extent of the agony getting on the plane bound for nationals would have brought her. Jackie's death is heartbreaking, but Natalie knows right away that it was lucky for her to die then, because things were going to get worse. it's easy to believe the narrative Shauna later acts out to fulfill Jackie's life. but she's a writer, and a liar, and neither Jackie nor Shauna knew the other as well as they wanted to think. in some ways it's just a story Shauna is telling herself. the not unspoken truth is that Jeff was the high school boyfriend. and at the twenty-five year reunion Jackie wouldn't have been sitting next to him, Shauna did not take her place. Jackie would have been organizing the get together, quoting worddefinition.net (*Beaches) in her speech, offending someone, forcing people into group photos, and making cheesy nostalgiabait slideshows to Enya.

#i can hear it now: #''shut up jeff you're a grown man'' #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #allie stevens

[scrambledslut]

i realized i’m never gonna get to fuck that old man. 32 injured 15 dead.

#it’s truly devastating you don’t understand #the delusions are delusioning #allie shut up #pedro pascal #joel miller #david tennant #alec hardy #daryl dixon #tommy miller

[waterandsilver]

i'm finally reading thee book on asexuality ('Ace' by Angela Chen) and guys, i have been aware of what asexuality is for almost a decade, but i feel like it's rewiring my whole understanding

#there is one passage #i have to get a picture #shut up ally

[kunaigirl]

I’m totally normal about Ena and totally don’t have one of those hardcore fictional crushes on her or anything at all yeah totally ahahahA 👀💕💙💛

#shut up ally

[qbc-potate]

the security breach animatronics if you came out to them as queer:

roxanne wolf: "no way, me too! i actually came out as trans to the other animatronics like a year ago and honestly i-"

glamrock freddy: "this doesn't change anything to me. in my eyes, you're still..." *starts crying* "you're still a superstar... excuse me for a minute" *runs off sobbing*

sun: "gay? i don't really know what that is, but alright! want to play with blocks or something"

roxanne wolf: "-and they were all like, 'your whole deal's that you're a pirate! this is gonna mess with the branding' and i was like 'that sounds like a you problem' so they-"

glamrock chica: "we here at the mega pizzaplex all fully support your decision!"

montgomery gator: *calls you the most vile slurs you've ever heard*

roxanne wolf: "-so i decided to ditch the whole log ride idea and go for a raceway instead because jesus christ, who puts a log ride in the middle of a goddamned mall-"

moon: "i don't fucking care, go to bed already i don't have time for this shit"

glamrock bonnie: *dead animatronic noises*

the mimic: "oh hey cool. i'm gonna kill you now i hope you don't mind"

roxanne wolf: "-so they were obviously like 'roxy you're an animatronic you can't get bottom surgery' and i grabbed a hammer and i was all like 'watch me'. long story short i ended up in repairs for a week. anyways what were you saying"

#fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #idk how to tag sun or moon #roxanne wolf would be an ally and all that but she could not shut up #and we love her for that

[mintytrifecta]

#Shut up about the fact that most of these are wondaria or the divine terminus it's not my fault it's gorgeous #I'm. Obsessed with lighting #I could have filled this picture up so much you have no idea #Kirby #Kirby star allies #kirby and the forgotten land #Magolor epilogue #kirby memes

[hussyknee]

Liberals stepping on a Lego: "this is a psy op to make me support child murder."

#there has to be a scientific study on whether they're biologically able to shut up for five minutes #us politics #shit liberals say #white liberals #liberals #white allies #western allies #free palestine #pro palestine protest #knee of huss