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mazeyphaedra · 7 minutes
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hot to go son karma daughter or wenis child
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mazeyphaedra · 11 minutes
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To be quite frank if you are anti Percy and Annabeth's grey streaks I am anti you
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mazeyphaedra · 14 minutes
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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her
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mazeyphaedra · 15 minutes
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I love the posts that are like “remember a few thousand years ago when we were together in Sumer and you baked bread and I traded you some flour and we locked eyes” but it’s always ancient Mesopotamia
So for my Native mutuals—remember a couple thousand years ago when we were migrating from the coast to the Great Lakes and I was getting tired in the canoe and thought I had to stop and would be left behind and you took my paddle and kept me going? Remember how the sky looked over the water as the sun set? Remember our first bite of wild rice together?
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mazeyphaedra · 12 hours
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it’s never too late to be the guy you have always dreamed of being, transition today!
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mazeyphaedra · 12 hours
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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did
us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse
brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho
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mazeyphaedra · 14 hours
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if there's one thing Ally Beardsley is gonna do it's bring up Joe Biden at the slightest provocation
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mazeyphaedra · 14 hours
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Ijeoma (author of my favorite, Mediocre: The Dangerous Legacy of White Male America) back with the facts!
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mazeyphaedra · 14 hours
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The Devotion of Saint Kristen Applebees
"devoted to [her] mission, is faithful to the call of the gods on [her] life. [She] is willing to sacrifice [her] own interests to those greater interests (...). [She] binds [her] will and [her] heart to that task. This is what it means to be pious."
(bastardization of Alan Jacob, on the origins and early meaning of the term pius)
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mazeyphaedra · 16 hours
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if you dont want print media to die, buy physical copies of things. if you don’t want independent journalism to die, subscribe to a local newspaper. if you want more libraries and skate-parks and arcades, get a bunch of friends and call in the individual charge of your village or town or whatever and ask for one to be built and use the existing ones. if you want more native flora and fauna, start looking at the ones that already exist and how to preserve them. this is your world too. fight for it. get rid of the rot of passivity.
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mazeyphaedra · 17 hours
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my favorite bad kids!!
click for better quality | id in alt
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mazeyphaedra · 18 hours
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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.
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mazeyphaedra · 19 hours
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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife
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mazeyphaedra · 20 hours
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WATCH THIS VIDEO
a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.
bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.
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mazeyphaedra · 23 hours
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i really wish…i can share the warmth i feel when i’m at synagogue with other people at the least i want non-jews to hear our worship and how beautiful it is i think it would change a lot
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mazeyphaedra · 23 hours
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ik Kristen is wearing a heart monitor for athletic reasons but what if she has to track irregular heartbeats due to the consequences of being revived after a stab through the heart
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mazeyphaedra · 1 day
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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed
#3
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