I did my nails in honour of my favourite shrimp, Cowboy
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I was out having sushi with coworkers and apparently there is a cultural divide over whether the chitinous tail of the shrimp is meant to be eaten. Please weigh in and tell me where you're from if you eat it.
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freshest hot take from yours truly: female idols having those idiotically long fake nails is not a fashion but rather done on purpose by companies so that they can't masturbate/fuck each other. as a form of sexual control. in this essay i w(this is a joke)
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My dad, noticing a funky scar on my brothers arm: where’d ya get that from, Son?
My brother: it’s from Cyberr’s nails (he scratched me when we were fighting in the pool last summer)
My dad, turning to me: how will your future stick around if you keep stabbing people with your nails and leaving scars
Me: wELL ABOUT THAT-
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It remains deeply and tragically unfair that you can’t declutter or clean your way out of having to do actual home repairs. Like, I could dump everything I own on a thrift store right now and I would still have to get someone out to deal with the side door rotting out of its frame? You could eat off my floors, but that still won’t fix the bathroom sink that’s never drained properly? What the absolute fuck?
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fuckin big two-day autumn craft show this weekend please send me your best capitalism vibes
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a thing i have JUST realized, isn't the human brain amazing lol -- is that we talk about izzy's thoughts and feelings on ed, on blackbeard, about how he serves one but not the other, etc, etc, and how it means he never loved or even respected the True Man Underneath It All but rather the bloodthirsty legend of a pirate--
e x c e p t izzy is not the first person who makes the distinction between edward and blackbeard. it's ed himself, when he says "actually, i want to be called edward from now on".
before, when he was with stede, it didn't bother him at all that the crew called him blackbeard. that was his name! he was blackbeard, what else would they call him. only stede and izzy got to "ed" or "edward" him, because they were closer -- stede was his first close friend, izzy was his friend and first mate for decades. (note that fang was with ed the longest, but he doesn't call him by his name! you gotta deserve it.)
izzy doesn't do anything inappropriate or out of proportion when he snaps at the crew to call him blackbeard or captain -- that's who ed is, is supposed to be, to them. they're not friends! they even call stede captain, and have you seen that guy?
it's ed that makes the connection between his current state: draped in fuchsia robes, singing sad songs about how sad he is, showing his vulnerable and emotional state in front of people who are supposed to respect and trust his authority. and by that he splendidly loses that authority, to the point that wee john calls him ed, and when izzy snaps at him for disrespecting his captain, ed goes no, actually, yknow what, do call me edward! and then he goes on to encourage the crew to sing as well and hey, actually, why are we being pirates! we should do a talent show!
the distinction is clear here. before all that, in izzy's eyes, his boss was blackbeard, captain, ed/edward -- different names for different occasions, but one and the same guy. but now? this guy singing songs in a pink bathrobe doesn't want to be called blackbeard, he's edward! ed time now! we're going to eat marmalade and express our feelings in front of everyone! and hold talent shows! Ya Hoo !
yeah, it's no wonder izzy doesn't want that. he wants his competent captain back, and this current dude, edward? he's not him. so, uh,
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