#shoot the player

[touchlikethesun]

if you told kageyama and hinata that they could improve their timing and strengthen their hitter/setter bond by kissing they would immediately start making out. even if they weren’t interested in the other like that at all before, those boys would do anything for volleyball

#this is about that one oos tiktok #this is the only hitter/setter duo this would work on tho #bukoto would like the idea A LOT but akaashi would shoot him down ‘no bokuto-san we’re not trying that’ #bokuto pouts but he gets over it pretty quickly (they are already dating anyway) #both iwa and oikawa would scoff bc they alr have the strongest bond imaginable it’s insulting that an outsider would try to give them advic #ushi would blink look at shirabu blink again and then remove himself from the situation #im sorry but i saw that tiktok and it screamed kghn #but i refuse comment hq stuff on real vb players pages so here you get my deranged thoughts #kagehina #haikyuu #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou

[solemnpancake]

While the idea of Xenk in Honour Among Thieves being a DMPC or an NPC is funny, I’m much more a fan of the idea that he’s actually a PC controlled by somebody else who played a full campaign with the same DM. Because meta textually, I can clearly imagine the conversation between the DM and Xenk’s player:

DM: “…So yeah I kinda fucked up the CR’s of the Underdark encounters but my current group is super excited and determined to head down there and since Xenk was already down there before…dude please help me, one session.”

Xenk’s Player: “I dunno, Xenk’s character arc felt pretty complete to me…”

DM: “Wait…The Red Wizards are the bad guys of this campaign too! You can finally settle the score with that asshole Dralas!”

Xenk’s Player: “…You sonnuvabitch, I’m in.”

DM: “YES! Oh also, Edgin’s-the Bard’s-backstory has him being a former Harper, so I have some ideas on how you could drive him nuts…”

#words words words! #shooting the breeze #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #chris pine #regé jean page #dralas #red wizards of thay #underdark #xenk’s player has wanted to kill that guy for ages #and he was so happy when he did

[astronomodome]

no this is how it went down, don't you remember

(inspired by some antics during @cherrifire's stream two days ago. im so sorry)

#the red winter glock is the funniest thing ever but it also gives me psychic damage #for context chat was talking about the concept of each life series player being given a gun with one bullet in it #like when and why would they use it #someone said ren would give his to martyn to shoot him with during the Altar Scene which is. correct. but. well #sillyposting #life series #third life #trafficblr #renchanting duo #inthelittlewood #rendog #i guess. sorry if this is too much but to be fair it's not too far off from canon #cw gun

[can-of-slorgs]

caw 🦅

#neopets #neotag #neoart #eyrie #mutant #vin doods #I can't beat the allegations that i doodle dnd creatures on a daily with this one huh #god i love mutants eyries so much i'm sorry i gavehim more draconic features but uGH; #what great colours lmao #I also gave inverted knees to the hooves cause i aint doing whatever neos doing #can you tell i have a thing for dnd and dragons in general im so sorry JAKLSDF #also in topic i've been so wanting to make a neo player's manual for so stupidly long its insane #might actually do it at one point #i had species and proficiencies and everything at one point i think its all gone lol #also for a fact that i'd be a me-thing for the most part #like i'd be the only one wanting it or playing according to it #my other friends none like neopets so yeah #god do i want to dm a neopian adventure i have tons planned lmao #but oh well #i'm super greatful for all positive commenta ad every like and reblog you guys ave given meeeee #i sound like a broken record but i swear i try to not leave this blog for long but i always read your tags and crack up to them sajhas #i know i've left a couple of you on read that actually wanted to know about my characters BUT IM SO SORRYYYY #my master's taking so long and everytime there's something new and have to rewrite and replan everthing everyday i hate it here #but i will do it #i know i will #both the lore writting and my thesis HASJKHASJS #anyways if you're still reading dont be afraid to shoot up a couple of messages! It might make this blog less dead

[artbyblastweave]

i dont know anything about fallout except its a wild west postnuclear survivor game and there’s a jaunty lil dude who’s always giving you a thumbsup? Anyway i would love to know your thoughts on water collection/distribution and/or the economy of mended stuff.

sorry your brain is on the brink

In the context of fallout? The post-nuclear Water economy is the backbone of three different games; the plot of the first involves you getting kicked out of your fancy underground Bunker City in order to find replacement parts for the water filtration system, and the rudimentary post-apocalyptic society you explore uses a currency backed on the water standard (in lieu of the Gold Standard- one bottlecap for one bottle of water.). Water Merchants (those with access to water towers, etc) are power players in the nascent political ecosystem. The (not-very-well-considered) plot of the third game involves trying to get a widespread water purification program working for the DC area. And the central conflict of New Vegas (sometimes referred to as "the really good one,") consists of the local powers brawling over control of the still-functional Hoover Dam due to the control it would provide over the regions freshwater and electricity supply.

I liked New Vegas's take on the scavenged-equipment economy the best. The setting shift to Nevada (previous games by the same writing team being in California) is in part meant to reflect that people back west have simply run out of old-world materials to scavenge, and are now back to living in actual cities that they build out of novel materials, eating food they grow and cook- which makes for a boring place to set a game, hence the shift to the "frontier" of Vegas, where you'll encounter neo-western "prospectors" (scavengers) looking for new claims to tap for pre-war resources to supplement what re-industrialized society can produce. Many of the weapons and armor-sets you use and fight against are encountered in a mad-max style environment, but many of them aren't implausibly-still-in-use antiques- they're being manufactured by a largely off-screen 21st-century-styled liberal-democratic society that's rebuilt enough to redevelop mass consumption and arms conglomerates, the negative externalities of which are spilling out to affect those on the frontier.

#thoughts #meta #fallout for people who don't play fallout #also frank sinatra's rat pack has militarized #and their leader shoots your player character in the head at the start of the game #so it goes #asks #ask #fallout #fallout new vegas #feel free to correct me if I've misremembered any of the particulars here- it's late

[notllorstel]

my players turned the BBEG into a himbo for an hour.

#llorsdood #sexy battle wizards #SEASON 2 #llorsdnd #ttrpg #what my players also did #fashion montage with the bbeg #summon 1000 cats in the final battle #adopt dozens of robots #shoot last seasons bbegs head (robot) out of a cannon into the sky

[phantasieandmirare]

My sister was watching Squid Game the Challenge and I was like marginally watching with her while we were cooking on Thursday

And like it's already bad that this exists but the fact that they have the little exploding ink packs? And make them play dead when they lose? I was literally thinking to myself “No surely they wouldn’t, that would be really fucked up, there’s no reason to do that” about three seconds before one of them popped during the shape cookie game and my jaw hit the FLOOR.

Like the entire thing is in bad taste and misses the point by light years, but having THAT is absolutely disgusting terrible garbage shit taste and is completely unnecessary, why the fuck would you have that

#squid game #squid game the challenge #the absolute ONLY THING that would make it worse is if they had the guards pretend to actually shoot them #the entire thing is fucked up but THAT’S the part that gets me like you did not have to do that #you could just play the games and it’d still be bad but not as bad as HAVING THE PLAYERS PLAY DEAD WHEN THEY LOSE

[itsbackwoodsbby]

Locker Room Sex

Stephen Curry x Black Fem Reader

A/N: I wrote this for my pleasure. I AM TWENTY, so there is an age difference. I am sorry if you don't like the age gap, but I still am obsessed with this FINE ASS man so don't judge me, judge ya mammy.

Warning: Age Gap! Dirty Talk! Cheating! Swearing! Unprotected Sex!

Summary: You were messaging Steph Curry for a while and then eventually he ghosts you. You were desperately in need to talk to him. For reasons. For answers, on what exactly is going on. You sneak in the Golden State locker room and you definitely get more than answers.

You greeted and told the guys goodbye and goodnight as they left the locker room. He was the only one left in the locker room taking a shower. He turned the shower off and came out with a towel wrapped around his waist. You look at his body. He was very toned for a 35 year old. You bite your lips and start imagining him with the towel dropped.

“Uh… can I help you?” He asks you kind of sternly. You look at him nervously. “Uh yeah. May I get an interview?” He looks at you, “You’re not an actual interviewer.” Reading right through your bullshit. “I’ve heard of ABC, ESPN, and Ballislife. Never have I heard of Big Balls Entertainment.” He reads your fake ass badge your best friend made you.

You swallow hard and you try to come up with a new lie, but you can't. Honestly, you only here to talk to Stephen Curry and possibly even fuck him. But you obviously know the plan is blown, so you walk out. He grabs your arm.

“You know fans can’t be back here either. You can go to jail.” He tells you. You sigh. “I just wanted to see you. You stopped replying to my messages.” He looks at you, “Wait, you’re the girl that I was snapping.” You bite your lips and shake your head before you look down. “And when you stopped texting me, I had to find a way to see you and talk to you.” He starts examining your body as you are talking. “Aye my eyes are up here.” You say sternly. He chuckles, “My bad.” He clears his throat. “Look. I have a wife. I have three kids. I can’t be doing this with you.” You look at him and nod you head. “You’re right. I’m so sorry.” You say as you get up to leave the locker room.

You don’t know why you thought your plan was going to work. You two are 15 years apart. He has a family. You just want him back though. You guys were only talking and sending nudes through Snapchat. It shouldn’t have got this deep as in you sneaking into the Golden State locker room.

A voice comes back to the locker room. It’s Klay. Steph and you run to the shower room and you hide in there as Steph puts on some clean boxers and goes back into the locker room. You listen to their conversation until Klay says he has to go home to see his doggie son, Rocco. He leaves and it’s just you and Steph. You were about to leave and he grabs your arm again.

“Nah. Wait a minute. You can’t leave yet.” He says. You look at him confused, “Maybe we can hook up one time.” He says before caressing your body. “You just said you don’t want to be caught up with me.” You say biting your lip as he squeezes your boobs.

Steph wanted you now. It’s only because he remembered his wife was going for two weeks for a cooking show. The kids were with his parents. So you could be his little cum eater while his wife was away. It wasn’t like Ayesha would care. He can just dispose of you when he got done.

You strip down and go inside the shower room taking your clothes with you. You wanted shower sex and he wanted the same. He smiles at your naked body before you disappear and follows you. He takes his boxers off and pushes you down on your knees.

“You said if you were to see me, you’d suck it.” He smirks. “Do it.”

You start with his tip and slowly lower down an inch. His dick is really big and thick. It’s kind of hard to swallow. You’re a big girl though, so you push through. Eventually you’re damn near eating his dick up.

“My balls need love too.” He says and pushes your head down. You bite your lip before you start sucking on his balls. He smiles and groans even more. You smile knowing you're doing a good job. “Fuck, I’m going to cum.” You go back to sucking and stroking his dick with one hand and massaging his balls with the other and he rolls his eyes in the back of his head. “Fuck, you’re a good at giving head.” He says. “Young ass eater.” He chuckles.

He starts fucking your throat. You start gagging at how rough he is getting with you, but it only motivates him to be rougher with your throat. He hits the back of your throat once and he starts nutting in your throat. You swallow it all. Eventually, he pulls out to see if you did. You smile and stick out your tongue. He smiles.

“Good girl.” He says. You stand up and he admires your wet body. He sucks on your neck and lowers to your nipples. He starts rubbing your clit and he smiles. “You want me to return the favor now or later.” You bite your lips, “Later. I need that dick.” You say.

He picks you up and slides you down his dick. You gasp and hang your mouth open, moaning a sweet note in his ear. He starts thrusting in and out of you. He proceeds to go faster and choke you a bit.

“You take this dick so good, baby girl.” He says groaning in your ear. “And your pussy is so fucking wet.” You whimper. “Ooh shit. You’re so deep. You’re so deep.” He smirks and goes harder. Your legs begin to shake. You’re on the verge of climax already. “Steph. Chill. I’m going to cum.” He chuckles, “Nah. Take it.” He says and goes harder. You try to grip the wall. “Mm, fuck daddy.”

He turns the shower off and heads back to the bench. The steam from the water was making it kind of hard to see. He lays you down with his dick still inside you. He pulls out and starts eating your creamy pussy. You start moaning and gripping the edges. His head game was vicious, it almost made you cum. Then he rams his dick back in roughly. You scream out. He chokes you.

“Chill the fuck out. You can’t be too loud, ma,” He says. You bite your lips. He begins to pound your shit in. “Ooh. Ooh Steph! I told you to chill. I’m going to cum.” He smacks your boobs and goes deeper. “Nah. Say my name.” He groans. “Oh daddy.” You say low. “Loud ma.” He says. “Fuck! Daddy! I’m coming.” You say louder. He chuckles and starts back pounding you. You let out a long moan before creaming his dick up. He looks down, “Yeah. That’s right. Paint this dick.” You cover your face as he starts going deeper. You try to push him away but he just pins your hands above your head.

Suddenly, he starts going faster and faster then you feel his warm liquid fill inside you. He groans in your ear as he does it. He pulls out and watches you leak out both of your juices. He looks down at you as you look at him. The two of you laugh at each other. You sigh and get up.

“Now, I got to shower.” You say and run to the shower. He joins you and you two just shower. You two get dressed and walk out to the parking garage together. He kisses you and rubs all over your body. He practically didn’t want to let go of you. You very slowly break the kiss and giggle. “Chill.” You smile. “You should come with me tonight.” He says. You think about it. You don’t mind but you would rather lay in your own bed tonight. “Nah. I’m going home. Maybe if you need me again, I can stay over.” He smiles, “Ight, lil ma.” You blush and get in your car and he gets in his. He honks his horn as a goodbye and you go to your house.

#itsbackwoodsbby #black fanfiction #celebrities #poc writer #smut #x black fem reader #black fanfic writer #stephen curry #basketball #sports #affair #age different relationships #18+ mdni #golden state warriors #hoopers #basketball players #wardell curry ii #hitting like that 30 on my jersery #niggas tryna shot they shoot stephen curry #splash brothers #30

[missowo]

"It's great to see you again."

"Yeah, it's really nice."

First - Previously - Next

#angel = player #player and sans dynamic are “can we pretend that aeroplane that shooting stars” LMAOOO #doormaker sans #wtf #sans #jevil #spamton #deltarune #papyrus kinda inspired underswap papyrus #comic #papyrus #knight papyrus #is papyrus knight?? idk yet :)

[from-eorzea]

Player photoshoot.

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenies #ffxiv screenshots #gposers #ff14 gpose #my gpose #ffxiv gpose #gpose #anamnesis #ffxiv scenery #ffxiv landscape #ffxiv oc #reshade #elezen #ff14 #ffxiv wol #player shoot #mine

[meat-pvppet]

I may not be well

#Just a bunch of personal interpretations of the player character #I subscribe to the idea that the player is a gambling addict or smth and this is his purgatory #Or smth like that idk #Also yeah sorry i use he him for the player mostly cuz #Im #The guy playing #So #Hes a he cuz im a he #Ig #If that makes sense #Anyway GAMBLERS FALLACY I HAVENT SHOT MYSELF IN A WHILE #buckshot roulette #buckshot roulette oc #? #buckshot roulette player #tw shooting #shooting #Yeah #.png

[lotus-duckies]

liam and damien spend so much time together it's embarassing like can these losers do ANYTHING by themselves /j

#they're always eating lunch together! and when they're not in the lunchroom they're BOTH gone #like girl what are you doing!!! where did you go!!! #i go from lunch where they're eating obsidian or whatever to slayer harassing them in the yard #and forever thinking about liam being like “oh you have a crush on [player]” and proceeding to shoot us in the leg #NORMAL FRIEND BEHAVIOR #liam de lioncourt #damien lavey #monster prom

[curapicas]

Anyone else deeply amused by revisiting this scene and realizing this is LTC making CXS apologize for being a bad friend to HIM specifically. Bro has fun with murder and all but he clearly talks with his barbies. He makes the guy say this, as if this was an actual conversation, as if this wasn't saying more about himself and his nasty humor twisting his inner desires, than any offense CXS supposedly committed. He's funny to me

#link click #shiguang daili ren #link click spoilers #LTC trying to recreate a new ''friendship'' where he's in LX's position? Maybe #probably headcanon but if QJ managed to capture CXS and NOT shoot him as soon as he said what QJ wanted was impossible- #I very much believe LTC and QJ would keep him as a crime asset. but alas that'd involve QJ having bare minimum emotional regulation #I do believe he tried to reach out to CXS SOMEHOW and regarded him as a fellow ''player'' since he had powers and confronted LTC #unfortunately his friendship bracelets are chain shaped

[drinkinggblood]

this is mainly a joke dont take it super seriously

#rockdrake best drake/wyvern tame #pve AND pvp. they are SO underrated honestly #i think people should use them for in pvp #yeah they cant pick players but they can do.. everything else #best climbing in the entire game? check. gliding? check. swimming? check. shoot from back? check. tek saddle? check. amazing base hp and #melee? check #they are an amazing jack of all traits #super overshadowed by wyvern meta #i get wyverns are good but like... rockdrakes are objectively superior in terms of specialization. they can do pretty much anything #pvp? raiding? check. great for farming #reaper getting and boss killin' #a perfect jack of all traits #ark survival evolved #ark #shitpost #joke #rockdrake #i love rockdrakes man #such an amazing tame

[reidishh]

Andre Jin and Ilona Maher are the ABSOLUTE FINEST human beings alive.

#id shoot my shot with either one of them in a HEARTBEAT #ive got a thing for rugby players i do declare #change my mind #you cant #andre jin #ilona maher

[saph-yells-into-the-void]

kaiser is in such a terrible state of mind that even the other players are like girl 😭

#bllk #bllk spoilers #bllk manga #//spoilers for the leaks in tags #this is genuinely so interesting to me idk but something abt seeing kaiser so mentally anguished and frustrated that he MISSES AN OPEN SHOT #like this is not a question of his skill no that mf can absolutely make that shot with focus and enough practice #but hes too blindsided by his own frustration and desperation that he fucks himself over #its not even abt isagi anymore i swear this man is having a war with his own ideals bc according to him hes supposed to BEAT THE IMPOSSIBLE #ofc hed shoot for a shot that he has never pulled off before. bc this entire thing is abt him pushing his limitations #but ofc that didnt work and now kaiser is near damn losing his mind #i wonder whats going through noa's head bc yeah kaiser is the most skilled player on the team by far #but whats the point on keeping him on the field if hes too emotionally high to focus or even think logically #like...