#shittin myself

[sorrywhatdidyousay]

Its weird and upsetting that non nuerospicy people just dont understand the vibe.

"why are you so moody"

Im just not talking? Have you ever considered i wouldnt feel like talking to you? For a brief time? At all??

#adhd #adhd post #autism #nuerospicy #shittin myself #dumb shit #shitpost #just understand the vibe dawg #idg whats so hard about it luv #ever just grunt to answer a question????? fool

[aslanvlad]

she’s my bby 🥹🩵🥹🩵🥹🩵🥹🩵🥹

#romance club #dracula a love story #rc lale #dracula: a love story #laia pls paint monster vlad so he can see that he’s sexy #also guys…. the red moon casting red light on the lake LOL I’m shittin myself #LOVED the free white dress btw she’s sooo gorg

[redraine57]

I be like “saving money starts right now” then the world decides it’s a great time to have a ✨sale✨

#🙃 #i gave in #i bought tingz #tingz I didn’t need #but damn #50% off?! #are you shittin me?!!!! #but no no more looking through shopping apps #i forbid myself to open one more

[badgloop]

fuckin hate this game bro

#this was last night but im still shittin myself #ic #roblox -

[solipseismic]

ok. who would like to write my essay on the morphological structure and prosodic templates in modern hebrew.

#fellas i will not lie im pure shittin myself over this essay #i still have like ... three days ... but prosodic templates. they are so scary to me :( #croidhe #linguistics #this is a joke btw i am joking i just need to like. fill my bones with lava flow and then let it solidify and then i'll be ok

[gojowh0rcs]

my bad for the inactivity!! i have a friend visiting me from the states for an entire month, and i also have school and work so its zapped any extra energy i mightve had to rant about our boyfriend LMFAO

#its also taurus season so its time for me to act up anyway #imma be back probs after the 28th #funny story but my friend found out i was into jjk and then was surprised to find out i didnt simp for megumi #and i was like listen...... #megumi is baby. hes so cute. love him. but is he my MAN? #no thats gojo #and sukuna. and sometimes itadori #and toji is my side dick #nanami..... im afraid to love him. imma be shittin and fartin and vomitin and screaming knowing what i know and how it ends #im trying to protect myself thanks #DSJKSDJKSD

[aarix]

fending off all the cougers from our 23yo drummer at the 25+ nightclub

#This club can't possibly be worse than the only other one in town. Surely #Shittin myself abt this gig i picked it up such late notice there's so much to learn in 1 wk!

[mlm-blues]

just joined dan's stream and yk, when he said he was going to play cs2 while Suspended in the air it didnt rlly hit me . that he would be suspended in the air while playing cs2. and girl he really is in the air

#saying stuff #hes so brave i would be shittin myself being that high up. imagine having to play a game at the same time wtf #anyway... twitch.tv/rtgame Smile

[justisco]

i have woken myself up multiple times thinking i’ve missed the final

#convincing myself kick off isn’t at 11 #i am fuckin shittin myself lads

[samwisefamgee]

actually yeah i DID wanna get vomit your brains out sick today cool

#super excited to be shittin and pukin myself to death later today when the withdrawal really kicks in #i cant even take a shower to relax cause i have to hold the head manually the entire time and im just so fuckin tired #and if i wanna get in bed I have to climb up to it and I might puke #and the floor is filthy in here lol i guess ill just try and sit as still as possible and hope i feel better enough to find some comfort #the past 3 attempts at hydrating this morning have ended painfully and messily

[latenightsimping]

I'm so happy for you!!! Getting my rheumatology diagnoses was a game changer, I hope you get some relief soon.

Yesssssss so glad you got yours!! Thank you so much, I hope you do too 💚

Where's the fics out there specifically for us rheumatology needin' bitches lmaooo (affectionate)

#if someone did an eds/pots fic i'd actually cry #might have to write it myself #first time eddie sees a flare he's shittin' himself #after like the thirtieth time of failing to stand he's just eating his cereal from the other side of the trailer like “you good bro?” lmaoo

[amimiyama]

not to be gay on main but the realization that ive been with my partners for a year/almost a year is. crazy/pos - ryuji

#guys time passes so fast and im bein mushy about it. shakin cryin shittin myself/lh #anyway! back to my usual bullshit

[shallowmoron]

6 years of drinking 6+ shots of espresso every day is finally catching up to me and I’m depressed abt it

#if I can’t drink free coffee w/o shittin myself every break what’s the point of even working here still

[chestnutracc]

I hate how some people after season 2 are just putting hate on Aziraphale. I mean, he in fact, left the Crowley, but he had his own reasons as well, didn't he? Aziraphale have a very compliceted relationship with heaven but he is in fact an angel and he want to belong there OAAAAAHHHHH—

Quick frame from animatic, u can find it on my instagram for example :) chestnut.racc (quick self advertisment haha)

Anyway, those kind of videos where people are insulting Aziraphale or smth like 'me after s2' and the video of taking of his face or covering them all on some kind of placats. I'm shittin myself. I know that thats grief after the ending but... Man his whole life or more like existance is not ONLY about Crowley in fact :/

Look how we get a chance to speculate why did he do that? What was his reasons? I think that the ending of Good Omens was (not only just marketing catch (that dramatic pause for a kiss and 'betrayal') but also a planned procedure? I love them both [Aziraphale and Crowley] equally so you shouldn't think this is a desperate attempt to protect your favorite (wha de duck I am saying, this series have a few months now so it is not a fresh topic... For me it is oh goddd ANYWAY)

Alr, here is another image so you won't go so quickly and read all that shit or not

Hkhm... Let me give yall a wholeass essay in my second language.

Kidding! Not so extreme. Haha. Anyway. Those are the possibilities why Aziraphale decided that he should leave to heaven. Of course, there could be a few. Or everything. Or none. It's just my personal opinion :)

Again, assumptions, personal opinion, don't want to offend anyone. Thing up⬆️ that's the part where you can argue with me, debate maybe. Whatever. Thing down, I gues bunch of headcanonc? I don't know, they are theories? You can as well say what you think!!⬇️

Goosh, sorry for the mess. Lets start already. Yeah. Uh. Right. Right. Alright. Why Aziraphale chose heaven?

1. Aziraphale overall is an angel... Literally... So uhm he is naturally connected with God, wich he as well worships. He don't have to stand with heaven, but he still has a deep bond with good. Leaving the heaven would be, right, a great decision for his wellbeing. It's clear that he's not on their side. But he did not left his God. Saying 'no' to Megatron would be something that would make him feel terribly guilty and overall devasted, as he would disobey his own moral code and he would gave up a part of himself, I suppose.

2. For 6,000 fuckinf years he had been arguing with himself about feeling for Crowley, right now doesn't matter if platonic, romantic. He was renouncing Crowley so many times that he don't know him, he's not his friend. Yet he could not resist, but be with that redhead. Don't you think that he was having some, oh I don't know, moral crisis? Imagine choosing between two most importanr things? The creature you love and, for Azi, a literall purpose of creation - serving God? Oh man, he was in this state for over 6,000 years. If he would say 'no' then, would he ever get another chance like that to habilitate? He was working so hard, for so long, but he didn't had to chose through all those centuries. Now he had. I guess it's logical, that he choosed his creator.

3. Clear and logical! If Crowley would be back to heaven, he wouldn't have to choose between two thing he loves. Ah you clever one :). Nah. He literally said that he wants to work with Crowley. What can I say more.

4. Obvioulsy, he did not wanted to chose what we know of we SHOULD from serial. And pervious point... And previous previous. It felt like he had been lost or something in it all. I mean, he needed to choose if he wants to take Crowley, if he wants to go back. He was rhinking about the kiss, probably about heaven, what would they say, what would they do. To him, to Crowley. What he should say to Megatron. I suppose he was impetuous with that decision. Imagine lying (he is a damn angel whaaa) to yourself for thousands of years and then just having to confess. Nah, he would like better to stay silent and still lie 🙂 oh god why he is so stupid. Crowley is also stupid. They both are!!!

5. He was mad. Similisr to previous point. He felt like he did not belong with Crowley, as he was devasted. And also Crowley ignored him as well, as Azi ignored Crowley. But i want to focus on thing that he said that he NEEDS him and begged to not to leave him. Easy peasy. No communication between those doveys.

6. He was afraid of loving Crowley as - what would heaven say? What would god say? Will they be happy? Will they be safe? Is it really possible for them to be together? Demon and angel?

7. He considered himself as a failure for Crowley 👍 after he said yes, when Crowley was always saying no.

8. He was afraid of the consequences refusing heaven. Like, he literally was making out with devil, then went o heaven, hell's fire couldn't kill 'him' (ik it was crowley but not for heaven), he was hiding Gabriel, he did not cooperated with heaven. There were a few times when he sinned... A lot. Uhm. Well,I DO have a reason to suppose this could have been some kind of test or something... Because what the hell? From archangel, later no one, then back to the archangel?

Aug! Sorry, long post. Rage hit me. I'm going to sleep now, goodnight :)

#good omens s2 #good omens #art #doodlies #doodle #aziraphale #spoilers good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good ineffable omens #ineffable divorce #shitpost #bitch was writing so long that their mouth went dry af #LATE AS ALWAYS OMFG

[ladykissingfish]

*Hidan and Deidara, sitting on Deidara’s bed, sharing a pizza and watching scary movies together *

Hidan: Oi, blondie?

Deidara: Yeah?

Hidan: Can I ask you something?

Deidara: *pushes the pizza box to him* You can have the last piece, hm.

Hidan: Not that! So, you’re fuckin’ with puppet-dick, right? And I’m practically married to the old bastard.

Deidara: Yeah, so?

Hidan: So, what if both of us weren’t with those guys … d’ya think we coulda ended up with each other?

Deidara: What the hell? Why are you thinking about this, hm?

Hidan: ‘Cause, okay, me and you are both young, we’re both hot as shit, and we probably got a lot more in common with each other than we do with either of the old farts …

Deidara: I mean … all of that makes sense, hm. But, and you can go ahead and call me gay for saying this, I literally couldn’t picture myself with anyone but Danna, hm. I actually think that guys my soulmate.

Hidan, chuckling: You’re right, that IS fuckin’ gay.  But I guess I’m gay too then because I feel the same way about ‘Kuzu. *reaches out and playfully flicks Deidara’s arm* Too bad for me though, ‘cuz you woulda made a helluva trophy wife.

Deidara: … wife? Why would I be your wife, asshole? If anything, you’d be mine.

Hidan: *laughs* You shittin’ me? You’re born to be a bottom, Dei. You don’t know the first thing about being “the husband”!

Deidara: Oh and you do?! Like you’ve ever done anything but lay on your back for Kakuzu??

Hidan: With him it’s different! But with you I’d one thousand percent be the man.

Deidara: Fuck you! I think you’re just —

*Itachi comes in the room*

Itachi: Good lord, I can hear you guys fighting from all the way across the house. And you know what? You both make valid points.

Hidan: So who the fuck is right then?!

Itachi: Really, there’s only one way to solve it: fight. Whoever wins is the top.

Deidara: Oi, that’s stupid, Uchiha! We’re not gonna —

*Hidan suddenly kicks him off the bed with both feet*

Deidara: Oh you mother f—

*Deidara pulls Hidan to the floor, and the two roll around wrestling and punching each other*

Kisame, in the doorway: Itachi, was it really necessary to have them do this?

Itachi: Not at all. But — *grabs the pizza box off the bed* I kinda wanted this last piece, and now that they’re distracted …

Kisame:

#hidadei #hidan x deidara #brotp #hidan x deidara x itachi #🤍💛 #🤍💛🍡 #the last piece of pizza will make a man do drastic things #hidan #deidara #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #the akatsuki #sasodei #kakuhida

[buttfrovski]

do i make myself clear? are u sniffin what i'm shittin?

#south park #kenny mccormick