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Tell ur man to be useful for once and posts boobs pls

we're kinda busy right now, come back tomorrow <3

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I specifically didn’t mention booben just for u xx

couldn't call him a rat on his birthday <3

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Bernardo, Bruno, cronald, why must Portugal terrorise us with all these rats 🙄

legit took this picture in lisbon a couple of weeks ago, makes you think

#head that way to their gaffs #no ruben is not included in this narrative #i’m allowed one as a treat

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starboys ✨

#who love a goal #vinicius jr #arda güler #real madrid

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#banging/scratching/clawing at the door to be LET IN #granny #xabi alonso #bayer leverkusen

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#THOSE WHO GET IT GET IT #THOSE WHO WERE THERE WHEN THE ANCIENT TEXTS WERE WRITTEN #THE OG OF COCK BEHIND ENEMY LINES #rafinha

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#me when i'm rocking my bernardo silva 3000's

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The real reason why Nacho is leaving...

#i'm not being funny #how many trophies have we won since sergio dropped it? #you'd think there would be something better in place #we have no hope once nacho is gone tho #all the trophies are gonna fly #nachito #carva #rm

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hey there pretty boy x

#i know it's your birthday but you were supposed to lose tonight #ruben dias

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what do you think of courtois starting for the ucl final?

i don't like it, i want no part of it but i will not be surprised when it happens. lunin got us to the final, there is no reason he shouldn't play in it and it will be the biggest kick in the face if he doesn't. if he's good enough to play against city and bayern, then he can play dortmund in a final.

yes courtois is good and annoyingly he was absolutely on it tonight which isn't helping my argument but it's just so unfair on lunin.

#it's like lunin has run 25 miles of a marathon #then courtois will run the last mile and get the medal

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west ham you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...

#wouldn't want david moyes to leave on a bad note now would you lads

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real madrid: *first choice goalkeeper and centre backs tear their acl’s at the start of the season and miss the majority of it*

also real madrid:

#that’s on lunin and rudi baby #with the occasional bit of help from kepa and nacho #when they’re not doing up tomfoolery #real madrid

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💋

#he's adopted the spanish customs of giving your team mates kissies so quickly #jude bellingham #fede #rm

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the alaves player grabbing ceballos' cock is brave

#wash your hands babe #rm lb

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got a collection going at this point

#two of these being simeone lmaooo

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ANOTHER MATCH ANOTHER GOAL FOR ARDA

#THAT'S BABY #rm lb

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rodrygo channelling the spirit of joselu tonight

#maybe try after the 88th minute boo #rm lb