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vampire boy

#this is my boyfriend #i'm literally living that x reader dream #i've done it lads i've won 🥳

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fucking crying with laughter watching mythbusters and realising me and @raccoonboywrites are just jamie and adam when we're walking around my gaff with a tape measure and talking about decorating. i'm just talking a mile a minute about olive curtains while he's patiently nodding along

#i'm in love your honour

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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guess who decided to tough it out without mobility aids and self care last weekend and is still paying for it now 🥰

#the bruises on my legs are legendary #other bats have been flying into my window to beat me up 😤

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Reminder that jkr basically funds a large portion of the terf movement in the UK and promoting harry potter and actively giving her money is helping fund that movement and is actively encouraging her and her followers because they see this as support

#like c'mon man

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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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anyone else have the specific problem of both having pots and being a stoner where you finish off your joint and you can feel the pre syncope hit so as you're rushing as quick as you can to lay down it just feels like -2hp -2hp -2hp -2hp

#rushing meaning a snail could get there faster #am the reigning champ of missing a fainting episode by a rizla paper #other then that time i rolled a nat 1 and broke my nose

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I fell out of a tree once

I wasn’t high or anything tho

:(

Ah man it sucks! I hope you didn’t hurt yourself too hard 😭

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honestly one of the best dates ever 🥺

I really liked this picture but for privacy reasons I’ve gotta block out faggy mcgee @latenightsimping . anyway I look hot though

#will never beat the autism allegations when steam trains are mentioned

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eddie snuggles closer into you, and he thinks he's never been this warm before.

his face is pressed into your shoulder, hot breath splaying over your skin like a fan. and it's not just the warmth. it's the way your hand feels, slowly rubbing up and down his back. it's the little chuckle you share when something funny happens on the show you're watching. it's how it feels to be loved that makes him this warm.

he sighs softly, eyes fluttering open and closed, eyelashes tickling the skin of your neck.

"you seem cozy," you muse, kissing the top of his head.

"very," he murmurs, but it's so quiet he's not sure you've heard it.

you stop rubbing his back, and he whines, squirming until you laugh and continue your comforting movements. he thinks about moving to kiss you. but he doesn't want this moment to end. he doesn't want to move even an inch, he wants to live in this perfect, perfect moment for the rest of his life.

"do you love me?" he asks, wrapping a lazy arm over hips, and placing kisses on your shoulder, pouting when he feels them shake with laughter.

"every second, of every day," you answer, leaning into his untamed hair, pressing your cheek into him.

and you think, maybe you've never felt this warm before.

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just flexing the old writing muscles - maybe request something for a short thing like this ????

love you, miss you <3

#i have become a puddle of goo #gotta scoop me into a jar and occasionally put appy slices in it #gently shake me so i don't seperate every once in a while

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crossposting from my instagram. text and link to original article under the cut.

in response to a tweet from SYSCAbout (shit you should care about) saying "hi just letting you know it's now illegal to protest in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas. this is not good 0_0" referencing the article linked here.

clarifying because i read the article: it is still legal, but it is no longer safe, specifically to ORGANIZE a protest. the 5th circuit court ruled that if any one attendee of a protest does something illegal (even something arbitrary as throwing stones, as was the cause for the case), the organizer (s) of said protest could face legal and financial ruin. this is still horrific and a threat to the livelihood of so many people, but for the love of god do not stop protesting for one minute. to only protest when it's safe (or legal) is no protest at all. free palestine and hands off iran 🇵🇸🇮🇷.

and frankly, shame on you SYSCAbout, for blatantly fearmongering. how many people are going to read this and assume if they show up to a protest, they will be arrested no matter what? how many people is your wording going to stop from mobilizing? oh but did you get your clicks? did you get your engagement? shame.

continue to mobilize, continue to organize, but do not do it under your personal social media account, legal name, or attached to your visage. if you weren't already (why???), mask up at protests and cover any tattoos/peircings/dyed hair. carry no identification if you are able. if the state governments think the people, the angry, fed up, those fighting for their own right to exist, the people who have been subjected to the conditions for marginalized people in these states, are going to roll over and take it, they are dead wrong. if they think giving those same people nothing to lose is going to stop them, they have another thing coming.

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Gentle reminder 💕

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Gotham city memes once again

Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈‍⬛

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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems