#shitpostnifritz

[loreofthefritz]

EEAAO creators be like: Male gaze? Female gaze?!?? May I introduce you... to the ADHD Gaze!!

#everything everywhere all at once #movies #eeaao meme #eeaao #joke #funny #adhd mood #adhd #also autism actually since my audhd brain got obsess with the show #neurodivergent #let me be cringe with my jokes fellas #also sorry if its already done #shitpostnifritz #autihd fritz

[loreofthegayuma]

I'm going around telling ppl that the only tumblr celebrity we have are the worm, the snail, and the caterpillar and wait for question marks to materialize above their heads

#hello mamser would you spare a small amount of ur time to talk abt the worm the snail and the caterpillar? #tumblr celebrities #tumblr culture #tumblr #bug race #the word 'mamser' is a filipino thing if anybody's asking #shitpostnifritz #tumblr polls

[loreofthefritz]

Erasa: hey what's ur body count ;)

Gohan: uhhh 8??

Erasa, Videl, Sharpner: ???

Sharpner: wow, that's 8 more than I thought youd have. Mine's 17 😏

Gohan, internally: is murder normal now????

#Canonically he only ever killed cell bcs his 7 children are alive in super but gohan doesnt know that #And if we'll include fillers+movies minus cell jrs then it's... 8?!?!! #Huh. What are the odds. #The henchman in namek wasnt confirmed to be dead so... #dragon ball gohan #son gohan #adult gohan #videl satan #videl #gohan #dragon ball #shitpostnifritz #incorrect dragon ball quotes #sharpner #erasa #videl probably: absolutely suspicious thing to say he's definitely the great saiyaman #dbz #dragon ball z #gohan dbz #dbz gohan #fritz in fandom #masenko huh

[loreofthefritz]

What is this pride parade you speak of and why was I not invited?!

- Vegeta, probably

#vegeta dbz #vegeta #this works whether you believe hes queer or nor #not* sgsgjs #shitpostnifritz #this has definitely been done before #masenko huh #if you have a link to anything like this pls send it to me. i need to see

[loreofthegayuma]

Random character fan: I'm so glad X character have no haters, they deserve only good things fr

Me who had been killing X character's haters: haha yeah ikr? nobody hates them bcs theyre so good

#shitpostnifritz #fandom #tumblr fandom #fiction #favorite characters #book characters #movie characters #cartoon characters #anime characters #im the most normal fan ever #fandom culture

[loreofthegayuma]

Two sworn enemies were once told that they were "meant to be something more" to each other by a fake fortuneteller and have stopped fighting since then because of how awkward it is now

#shitpostnifritz #sorry this popped in my head. i just think it's funny #i'll tag it as prompt for the lolz #writing prompt #prompt

[loreofthefritz]

I know this is awkward but can you uhh do the "horrors beyond your comprehension" bit again? I was wiping my glasse--YES SORRY, I KNOW! It was rude! Yes, all the scare training for nothing, sorry 😔

#this is inspired by something apparently scary that happened around me that didnt spook me bcs i wasnt wearing glasses #maybe thats my immunity. i literally cannot see shit #also me when i met my closet monster from monster inc the first time #shitpost #shitpostnifritz #WRONG BLOG SKSGBSMSHSISJS #im not gonna do these tags again no way

[loreofthegayuma]

By "spoilers dont affect me" i usually mean that visuals are neither retained in my memory the moment i see them nor my brain-- thanks to being in the internet too long and having practiced scepticism on everything i see-- initially perceive them as fake or misleading first and instantly erase them. So, no. I can never be spoiled.

#spoilers #movies #tv series #media #idk what should i tag thats enough ig #shitpostnifritz

[loreofthegayuma]

What are you looking at my tits for?? Because it's big??? Oh OOHHHH I see what this is. Sorry to break it to yah but it's not real. *pulls up a straw from it that I sip on while not breaking eye contact* THATS WHERE I HIDE THE COKE THAT IM NOT ALLOWED TO BRING IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT

#i can shitpost once as a treat #bad jokes #just just terrible sorry #shitpostnifritz

[loreofthefritz]

Do i have to cry over everything gohan and dende do in every rewatch?!?!?!

Brain: yes, absolutely necessary, captain

#shitpostnifritz #fritz in fandom #lores of fritz #masenko huh