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astonmartinii · 2 months

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it's got to be time travel | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem footballer!reader

face claim: jessie fleming (i'm a chelsea fan and i'm sad she left :()

they've got all the time in the world for each other, don't ask them where they got that time from though

note: we're also gonna pretend that the women's football and f1 seasons line up here lol

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR | MY SMALL BUSINESS

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charles_leclerc: last sunday lunch before we both have to go back to work :(

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user1: ffs why do their ACTUAL jobs have to get in the way of my regularly scheduled charles x y/n content???

user2: i personally think that the fia should just give charles the championship and y/n the WSL title so they can just chill together :)

maxverstappen1: not on my watch

charles_leclerc: you don't even follow me? get out of my comments

maxverstappen1: you can't just get given the championship because you have attachment issues WE ALL HAVE ATTACHMENT ISSUES

charles_leclerc: me i get, but y/n doesn't deserve to win?

maxverstappen1: i never said that. y/n is girlboss slay queen

yourusername: too right i am

charles_leclerc: why are you peace and love with her and not me?

maxverstappen1: she's cool, you aren't

yourusername: can't disagree with that babe soz

user3: i have a feeling that these spats might get worse the longer charles is separated from y/n

user4: waa waa we're all sad their being separated but all i'm thinking is UP THE CHELS

user5: i need the treble right fucking now, a charles championship would be a bonus i guess

lewishamilton: will i get a formal introduction to y/n before we're teammates?

yourusername: YES, YES YOU WILL

charles_leclerc: i guess that answers that

lewishamilton: don't hate the player, hate the game

yourusername: i better see your ass at kingsmeadow at some point, it's fun, even if others think they're too good for it

lewishamilton: i'll be there 🫡

user7: can 2025 come quick.... PLEASE

user8: lol does this mean that charles has offered to take carlos to a game but he didn't go?

user9: ugh what a bore

yourusername

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yourusername: excited for the new season back with the girlypops :))))))

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user10: treble or nothing I BEG

user11: it's their year for the champions league i've seen the script

alexalbon: no seatbelt ? way to set dangerous examples to your young audience

yourusername: if you're not careful i'm gonna teach my audience how to put their foot up the ass of those annoying her

alexalbon: ugh i hope you lose :P

yourusername: i don't have to hope, i know your ass ain't gonna be in q3

alexalbon: that's TOO far @charles_leclerc does our years of friendship mean nothing?

charles_leclerc: sorry buddy, i am y/n stan first, human being second

yourusername: as he should.

user12: so like... will we see charles in a y/n jersey again in the paddock?

user13: @ferrari stop being so annoying and let him wear what he wants

user14: i think i tasted paradise when they actually let him wear a y/n canada jersey in montreal

charles_leclerc: never seen someone make blue look so good

maxverstappen1: i'm right here?

sebastianvettel: did the homoeroticism of our challenge videos mean nothing?

danielricciardo: do not lie to yourself

yourusername: sorry sluts, you wish you looked this good

charles_leclerc: they'll never be you 🫶🏻

user15: i know the cfcw admin and pr department have a heart attack every time y/n posts

user16: the way she's out here calling three f1 drivers sluts with no repercussions

yourusername: can't be told off for telling the TRUTH

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f1: couple goals! charles leclerc takes pole in bahrain while his girlfriend, y/n y/ln, scored the winner for chelsea women!

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user19: okay but i've never been in a relationship and am currently rotting on my couch... so who is the real winner here x

yourusername: my handsome boy is so talented :3

charles_leclerc: not as talented as you, pretty girl

yourusername: nuh uh at least my team is competent

charles_leclerc: errrrr

samkerr20: i think you broke him lol

yourusername: sometimes i think he's more loyal to ferrari than me

charles_leclerc: no!

scuderiaferrari: huh?

charles_leclerc: wait...

yourusername: i see :(

charles_leclerc: i'm LOGGING OUT

user20: charles is so lover boy stuck in his tortured poets department (ferrari formula one team)

user21: the way he's probably yelling down the phone to y/n about how much he loves her right now

samkerr20: he is and it's so loud the whole locker room can hear it

yourusername: but he's so sweet isn't he

niamhcharles17: i guess?

alexalbon: we heard it from his side... barf

yourusername: @lilymunhe are you being starved of romance?

lilymunhe: compared to you and charles YES

alexalbon: ummmm get out of my business y/ln

yourusername: you're ALWAYS in my business buster 🤨

alexalbon: NO! i am just passing down the ancient skill of communication?

yourusername: you're such a gossip girl alex

user21: i know they bicker like siblings, but i know deep down that there have been double dates

charles_leclerc: yes, but y/n and i are much better (no offence lily)

yourusername: did you log back in to restart the argument with alex

charles_leclerc: yes!

alexalbon: boo you whore

yourusername: don't talk to him like that 🤨

samkerr20

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samkerr20: forced to hang out with the straights... they're actually kind of cute

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user22: you know the couple has to be real cute when even the gays think they're cute

user23: no one can resist the charms of y/n and charles

yourusername: these photos make me think that we are cuter

samkerr20: we are but i didn't want to hurt charles' feelings

charles_leclerc: consider them hurt

samkerr20: boo hoo

yourusername: noooooo i love you xxx

charles_leclerc: hehehehehehehe i love you too xxx

yourusername: i miss you, hurry up and win and come home to me

charles_leclerc: i'm doing my best :(

yourusername: you are the bestest boy

samkerr20: STOP THAT MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE A DOG

oscarpiastri: when will australians stop being victims of this relationship

danielricciardo: this is your first season dealing with them properly, buckle up

oscarpiastri: i'm in a relationship but they make me feel so lonely

maxverstappen1: you get used to it after a while

yourusername: we're right here

landonorris: let us commiserate in peace

charles_leclerc: ??? do you or do you not get free football tickets out of it?

landonorris: yeha but when we go we just have to watch you cry when y/n inevitably wins another trophy

charles_leclerc: I'M PROUD OF HER AND YOU WON'T SHAME ME FOR THAT

user24: chelsea women players must be so confused when these grown men start arguments in the comments of THEIR posts

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yourusername: weekend off... you know what that means

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user25: i know there's over 1.5 million likes but how can i gatekeep y/n?

user26: for real

charles_leclerc: the best weekends are with you here

yourusername: i may have a love/hate relationship with this team, but the catering is banging (i may have to move to italy)

chelseafcw: NO MENTIONS OF LEAVING CHELSEA, NOT EVEN A JOKE - NOTHING!

yourusername: okay, sorry guys (the pasta was so good though)

charles_leclerc: not even for me?

chelseafcw: DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU, WATCH OUT OR WE'LL BLACKLIST YOU FROM KINGSMEADOW

yourusername: okay, let's pedal this back. i'm not leaving london and we all still love charles, right admin?

chelseafcw: .... yes

user27: when you're in a who has attachment issues with y/n y/ln and your competition is the chelseafcw admin and charles leclerc

user28: no point even showing up

maxverstappen1: i for one am glad when y/n is in the paddock because it means i can sneak in without the cameras seeing me

yourusername: i am a woman of the people

charles_leclerc: she's such a star, everyone wants to see her

maxverstappen1: yeah i'll give you that

yourusername: we're also hot

charles_leclerc: don't you dare respond to that one max

maxverstappen1: 🫡🫡🫡

user29: patiently waiting for the hq photos of them 😚

user30: gonna print them out and put them in my heart locket

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: babe is top of the league (and top scorer)

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user33: get yourself a guy who flexes your achievements as much as charles does

user34: setting the example tbf

yourusername: my lucky charm, that hat-trick was for you xx

charles_leclerc: would mean more if you didn't score them every week 😭

yourusername: they hate to see a girlboss winning

charles_leclerc: wanna share some wins with me?

yourusername: you're doing great this season babe, not your fault that nasa decided to rebrand to red bull racing

redbullracing: adrian says thanks 😊

charles_leclerc: DON'T SAY IT Y/N

yourusername: you don't even know what i was going to say

charles_leclerc: ....

yourusername: @redbullracing you got a seat???

charles_leclerc: Y/N!!!!!!!!!!

yourusername: whoops

user35: y/n really out here trying to get charles that damn seat

yourusername: i'll stop when the horse team makes a championship worthy car that they don't break halfway through the season...

user36: add ferrari to the group of people who shudder in fear when y/n posts

chelseafcw: fine... we hope you enjoyed (no more italy jokes)

charles_leclerc: i had a great time, i always do when i watch y/n do what she loves (slay)

yourusername: awwwwwwwwww i love you charlie

chelseafcw: okay no need to make admin feel that lonely, damn

yourusername

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yourusername: finishing my best ever season with a big trophy haul :) now time to support my trophy husband in his day job

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user41: she really be out here doing it all

user42: i need her to win the Ballon d'Or Féminin PLEASE IT IS TIME

user43: with charles in attendance, first couples red carpet appearance YES, YES RUN IT TO ME PLEASE

charles_leclerc: unbelievably proud of you, mon amour, constantly inspired by you

yourusername: i love you so much, thank you for being there to support me through it all

charles_leclerc: it's the biggest pleasure in the world

yourusername: i'm all out of winning this season, your turn next weekend?

charles_leclerc: for you, i'll do anything

user44: PLEASE I NEED HIM TO WIN GOOD PLEASE

alexalbon: congrats i guess, you're pretty good

yourusername: thanks, since my boyf is so supportive, it's only natural that you have to try and humble me at every turn

alexalbon: you're more famous than us now, we need to keep you grounded

lilymunhe: don't worry y/n he cried nearly just as much as charles when you won the WSL

yourusername: I KNEW IT

charles_leclerc: i still cried more

alexalbon: it's not a competition bro, we all know you're both helplessly in love

yourusername: that we are

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: happiest when i'm with you (and whoever has decided to tag along), oh and winning a race helps as well i guess

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user45: CHARLES WIN I REPEAT A CHARLES WIN WE WON?

user46: the way y/n went just as mental as us, her and zecira jumping around the garage (and starting the champagne shower after the podium)

user47: really proving that y/n and charles really are each other's biggest fans

user48: thank the lord the WSL season finished when it did so y/n could be there for this win

user49: y/n would've ran to austria to be there i'm sure

yourusername: you know it 🫡

maxverstappen1: had to let you win so you could look cool in front of your infinitely cooler girlfriend

charles_leclerc: not even gonna bite, i'm too happy to care

yourusername: i'll bite - HIS TALENTED BEHIND SCHOOLED YOUR ASS

maxverstappen1: but i called you cool?

yourusername: i'll accept the compliment now, i had to defend charles' honour first

charles_leclerc: heheheehe i'm blushing

maxverstappen1: gross

user50: i need y/n to permanently be in the ferrari garage, they were on it today (i think out of fear)

landonorris: damn i thought i thirdwheeling lestappen was bad, but y/n and charles is a different beast

yourusername: we're both athletes, need to savour the time we have together when we can

charles_leclerc: sorry not sorry you'll get it when you're in love

landonorris: .... i guess i'll die then

fin.

note: i hope you enjoyed !!!! one last WIP to go and good lord the writers block is kicking my ass. but f1 being back should help!!! + f1 academy, much enjoyed it so far.

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #f1 social media au #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc #charles leclerc social media au

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factual-fantasy · 15 days

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23 asks! Thank you!! :}} 🎀

what

Originally I added the bandages to mirror my real hands being covered in Band-Aids when I made my sona. :0 (It was due to cat scratches and dry skin don't worry-)

Now they represent my "artist hands".... and my still really dry skin XDD

Oh yeah absolutely. His crab arm is so heavy that if he falls into the water he'll sink 😬 he cant move it fast enough to help him swim to the surface.. good thing Blue Beauty is always nearby! <XD

It also takes a lot of energy to move and he deals with sore back/shoulder muscles a lot. The way the crab arm formed, its like all the muscles in his back are used to lift and operate it. When he walks around he kind'a uses it as a crutch or a third leg. His legs each take a step and then his crab arm lifts forward and clunks on the ground.

"tap tap.. CLUNK. tap tap.. CLUNK."

Despite all this though, Louis still really likes his new arm and isn't bothered much by all the hardships it brings :)

@neo-metalscottic

Thank you so much!!! :DD I'm hoping I get over this soon 🥺

As for Grim's eyes, I mention that coloring mistake in the tags of this post. It was simply a matter of me misremembering what Gengar looks like :// But I'm thinking I'll keep his white eyes anyways. He looks a lot more friendly that way :}}

THEY HAVE SPARKS?? THEY'RE INDIVIDUALS?? I thought they were just mindless clones! Man.. That makes things in the show even darker-- <XDD

And ohhh, yeah I can see it. I wonder why they decided to add him of all characters? He does have cool shades tho XDD

@holly-opal

Yeah, that's the idea. <:/ I have yet to plan out how she died tho-

@glitchhayden418

There she is!! :DD She looks great!! :}}

And thank you, I'm hoping I get well soon too 🙂💔

She never has to stop! I've decided that my characters can eat as much as they want, whenever they want, however they want, and suffer absolutely no consequences what so ever.

Cici just seems to be taking advantage of this ability more than the others <XDD

@artblock200322022

:DD Thank you!! I'm so glad you like my interpretation of the Octonauts! :}}

@possibly-astraeus

Oof. Always disappointing to hear people finding me through stolen artwork..

But yeah, you're at the source now! :} Just remember, if you find my artwork anywhere else other than here? Its stolen ://

@shallow-isles

I simply misremembered what Gengar looks like and colored his eyes wrong :/// (I talk about it in the tags of this post) But I think I'll keep them white. He just looks so friendly and soft with white eyes.. 🥺

As for Sylveon, I like to think that tying his ribbons around others like that is his way of giving them a hug :}} Since Grim is so r o u n d, there's not many places the ribbons can comfortably tie and not be in Grim's way. His ears are the perfect spot! :}

@tallchest13-blog

THANK YOU! :D WOULD YOU BE UPSET IF I GAVE THIS TEA TO CICI THO? SHE REALLY WANTS TO TRY IT :((

@aishutoon

Ohh! They look so round and cozy!! :333

@yourstrulylightstar283 (Referencing this post)

Thank you! :}}}

@circadiananomaly (24k post in question)

Thank you! I'm hoping this is all over soon as well. :'(((

@candyglumboy

Like, my Pokémon Violet team? :0 There will not be any new members no.. you can only have 6 Pokémon in your party at a time!

...Then again there's Patty.. the Hoppip that Anastasia replaced.. I miss her.. 🥺💔💔💔

I hope I feel good too.. 😔😔😔

@graminos

:DD Thank you! I'm glad you like them!! :}}}}

(Post in question)

Me reading this ask ksjnakjn 🥺🥺💞💞💞 that was all basically on point!! :DDD

@youlikwjazz004

I'm afraid I have absolutely no idea how to explain that :'(( 💔💔

The very best I can explain my art process is; "I just.. draw it. And if it doesn't feel right, I just draw it differently until it does feel right." Its all down to muscle memory and drawing what "feels" right. I don't think I'm able to explain that-- 😭😭😭 I'm very sorry! <:'(((

@askladyinwhiteandfam

Woah! What a critter! :00 ✨✨It looks great! :DD

@square-the-cyan-idiot542

WAAAHGG THANK YIU!!!- Oh crap you ok tho--

@littlelightfish (Post in question)

:DD Thank you! I'm so glad you like him!! :}}}

@beryl-shade

He'd be amazed! :00

#my response #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ocs #my ocs #factual fam #super mario bros #pokemon scarlet and violet #gengar #sylveon #fnaf security breach

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sciencelings-arts · 4 months

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I will never forgive capcom for naming this guy Phoenix and not making him a little magical

Closeups and symbolism under the cut, you guys know me, I gotta ramble

Lie detector mode activated, I just think it would be neat if people could tell when he can see people’s lies, make him a little unsettling, just for funsies

Idk I’m just real proud of the magatama and its lighting, also I gave him burn scars from The Bridge, there’s just no way he came out of that with just a cold.

Bisexual color scheme let’s go, when Mia adopts him as her little brother he gets one of her magatamas to symbolize his connection to the Fey family. Also bc it confused me as to why she’s depicted with two different colored ones, so she has a spare that she hands off to Phoenix lol.

Close ups bc I wanted to talk some more, firstly the symbolism of the star earring, so the WAA has their own obvious celestial thing going on, Sun- Apollo, Moon- Athena, and so I decided that the Stars- the Wrights. I like leaning into the idea that both him and Trucy are at their core, performers. There’s also the association of luck and wishes that come with shooting stars that I think vibes with him idk.

Also I gave him sectoral heterochromia in the shape of the magatama so it can glow when he uses it and it just looks cool man

One more thing, his hair. I like the idea that when he ate the necklace he didn’t just get scars on his lips from crunching the glass as frantically as he could manage, but the poison left behind bleached his hair and fucked him up a little more than what’s in the games. Also it looks kinda cool. I love permanent effects (physical or otherwise) of traumatic experiences!

Another magatama color but I also wanted to talk about his clothes, the buttons are based off of the sparkle in the ace attorney logo and the buttons on Ryunosuke’s clothes in TGAA

And bc I like connecting characters to each other, the diamond pattern is obvious Trucy coded. I also like the idea that his waistcoat is something of a mix between a corset, a back brace, and a bullet proof vest. I think that would be nice for him. That didn’t do much to change its design I just thought about it.

#his big puppy eyes are so important to me #he is yet another casualty of my attempt to draw men and accidentally making them look like lesbians #Phoenix is a Fey in my heart #he deserves to be a little magical with that kind of name #my art #artists on tumblr #ace attorney #phoenix wright ace attorney #phoenix wright #Fey!Phoenix #pwaa #character design

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stem-sister-scuffle · 11 months

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STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 0 MATCH 1

Ema Skye is a Forensic Scientist!

Athena Cykes is a Psychologist! Aura Blackquill is a Robotics Engineer! Iris Wilson is a Doctor and Inventor! Why you should vote for each contestant:

Ema: she is literally everythingggg to me. she has wanted to be a forensic scientist since she was 16 y/o and introduces forensic investigation mechanics to the series like luminol and dusting for fingerprints. when she does not get her dream job, she becomes depressed and bitter, only cheering up when she talks about forensic science. later on, when she attains the job, she is much happier! science is her entire life and her career and she is tremendously autistic about it. also she's such a girlboss i love her <3 Athena: Looks at your pfp. You know. BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY SHE'S SO GOOD I LOVE HER. She's silly but she's so determined and her sibling-ish attitude with both Simon and Apollo are EVERYTHING to meeeeee she's just trying her best to save Simon and then finds new friends along the way at the WAA. She's a lawyer and a psychologist all at once. She also grew up in a space center.

Aura: I think she's really cool and such a tragic character... one of my favorite AA5 characters for sure and I love how much she cares for her brother and I just!!! Think her role in the plot is fascinating!!! Willing to kidnap people just to save one person!!! A desperation that lasted SEVEN YEARS!!! She's so cool I love women

Iris: She's 10 years old and is a doctor with a Phd in medicine as well as an inventor. I think that says it all. But really she's just so sweet and lovely and I think she deserves to be crowned for her achievements in her field at her young age :)

#round 0 #polls #ace attorney #tgaa #dgs #ema skye #athena cykes #aura blackquill #iris wilson #augh.... why must my girls fight

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brunobcciarati · 2 months

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Spring - Sukuna x Reader

(A/N: I literally haven't written fanfic since I was 9 which was 10 years ago so I'm so rusty. This is literally just for me to shit out an idea I had ages ago. I barely know English. Also the ending is wack so maybe part 2 idk 🥹)

"And then I want the heads of several village men as decoration at our wed- Y/N are you listening?"

This has to be the 7th time Yorozu has explained her plans to date and wed Sukuna. I haven't met Sukuna but from what I've heard it was very clear that he wasn't interested in love but she insists that he's enamored. As much as I'd love to tell her to wake the hell up, last time someone tried that she killed them in their sleep... so yeah I'm good on that. I have to play it cool and feed into her delusions for now.

"Yorozu, of course I'm listening but when are you actually going to declare your love to him?" I say raising an eyebrow. Yorozu smirks and exclaims, "At the peak of spring when all the blossoms have bloomed!" I swear I can see hearts in her eyes. "Ugh just be careful yeah? You know how Sukuna is-." "DON'T SPEAK ON MY FUTURE HUSBAND LIKE THAT! I can tell by the glint in his eyes that he will love me."

🕺🏾 TIME SKIP TO PEAK SPRING🕺🏾

Finally Spring. The cherry blossoms have grown and the flowers I tend to have turned into beauties. The sun was shining in a perfect blue sky and the breeze was hitting just right which let my curls flow effortlessly. Everything is perfect... except

"Y/N! TODAY'S THE DAY! Sukuna's going to be outside around midday to do his reading. I will know when the perfect time is." Yorozu says while grabbing me and swinging me round and round. "Do you want me to be your wingman? to be by your si-" "NO! I need his undivided attention. You can watch from your flower patch by the pond though." I stare at her blankly then give her a soft genuine smile. "I'll be rooting for you in the corner."

The time comes. I crouch down to tend to my flower bed which included taking out the old and sowing the new. 'Hmm Tulips, yeah that would compliment the cherry blossoms.' I start to place each individual seed in an allocated spot and that's when I feel him. His dark presence. So evil, so twisted, so majestic. I look up slightly being careful not to make eye contact with him and catch his lower half. By God, he's huge. Boy, I do not envy Yorozu's position. He walks towards a sturdy wooden raised seating area by the cherry blossoms and began his reading.

45 minutes later, I'm now cleaning out the pond and Sukuna has finished reading his book and is now... staring? I know I shouldn't be looking at his face but is he always this grumpy? "Sukuna, they just don't understand!" Oh nooo. "Don't worry, I'm here. I've already planned our marriage to ensure that you are loved and not lonely. I WILL TEACH YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF LOVE!" Yorozu exclaims. The short white haired person tells her to back off and respect the King. 'Yeah they can handle this one.' I think while tending the pond again.

From what my ears can pick up, Yorozu is still going on about the wedding but that's when I feel it. A disturbance. Darkness. Why did it feel like it was gobbling me up. To my surprise, I looked up to see Sukuna staring at me. My breath hitched a bit but we maintained it while she kept babbling about god knows what part of the wedding anymore. I give him a smile and return to my work.

What was this Sukuna was feeling? Why was he so entranced by you?

WAA might do part 2 it's 4 30 am and I'm so sleepy. also haven't proofread

#sukuna #sukuna x reader #jujutsu kaisen

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halfagone · 1 year

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So this is actually a DP x Miraculous prompt. It’d be a short one shot about Danny being mistaken as an akuma and having to fight off a both Ladybug and Chat Noir, with him somehow being able to defeat them while sleep deprived. What do you think?

Now this might have a lot of spelling mistakes, because I'm doing this on my phone, but here we go:

Danny was exhausted. There was no avoiding that fact. His parents had thought it would be a great idea to take a vacation to Paris for some 'family bonding' before Jazz went off to college. Privately, Danny was just waiting for the moment their parents would just inevitably run off and chase after some French ghost. He felt bad for thinking that, but he was just- ugh. He was just tired.

His parents had been serious about the family bonding. They were spending a week in the 'city of love' and his parents seemed set on using every single minute to their advantage. That meant going to one tourist attraction to another, and Danny would have thought he'd be able to keep up with it all, seeing all the ghost attacks he had to handle at any time of day or night. But that sadly wasn't the case.

Danny already hadn't inherited his parents' smarts, but apparently, he hadn't inherited their boundless energy either.

It didn't help that his ghost sense went off without warning. Did it ever go off with warning? Technically, the ghost sense itaelf was a warning, so did that- Ugh, Danny was getting distracted again. He should really go to bed soon.

But first, he needed to take care of the ghost. He transformed into Phantom, but tried to alter the most notable aspects of his features so that people wouldn't realize Phantom had come all the way to Paris for some reason. Hopefully his parents wouldn't connect the dots either. That was what he was worried about most.

He tried to follow after the ectoplasmic energy floating around, but no luck. He swore every alleyway looked exactly the same. Unless he waa going around in circles?

...He was going around in circles, wasn't he?

Danny sighed and shot up towards the sky, trying to get a better view of his prey. Where could the ghost have gone? He wished he could have gotten a good look at it...

He heard shouts behind him, and it took him a moment to realize it was French. His French skills weren't nearly as good as Sam's, but he was a hella lot better than his parents, so he often found himself trying to communicate with strangers for directions. But nine if that helped him now when his brain was in a permanent state of buffering.

He turned around to face them, squinting his blurry eyes as a... yo-yo? Flew right by his face. He dodged the flying projectile, and watched as it wrapped around a fireplace chimney. A stranger clad in red and black soon followed, kick aimed right for his chest that he easily batted away. He felt bad when the stranger yelped in alarm, but hey- If you don't want to fall, don't throw yourselfs at strangers? Danny had flight or fight too, and he was already in mid-air, so... Fight it was.

But fighting took so much energy. Danny sighed as a second black-clad figure called after the first, swiping at Danny with a silver staff. That was cool. Danny wondered where they'd gotten it.

Nonetheless, Danny swatted it away too, and pushed the black-clad figure back onto the roof. Where it was safe. Seriously, were they that into parkour? Why wete they attacking Danny this intensely anyways?

Danny shook his head. Whatever. He had a ghost to find.

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Marinette was panicking. She had never seen an akuma like this before. Akumas usually had themes, wrapped up in the reason they'd been vulnerable to Hawkmoth in the first place. Or to go along with theor akumatized item. But there was no such thing for this akuma.

The only item she could spot was a thermos on their belt. Which was strange, but hardly the weirdest thing to be akumatized by. She had no idea what had happened to this victim either, they acted so... wildly? No, that wasn't right. They just had no path or direction.

She was surprised Hawkmoth hadn't tried to contact this akuma once yet. They handled her and Chat Noir with ease, swiping them away as if they were gnats. Marinette didn't even know what their gimmick was yet! But she grew more and more worried over what it could be. They clearly knew had to fight, to some degree. Was this going to be Darkblade or Anansi all over again? Chat Noir had always been the better fighter between the two of them, but even he had trouble with those...

She needed to de-evilize them before they caused any destruction.

She swung for the thermos, the only item she could think the akuma could be centered on, only for the akuma to swipe up suddenly and deflect her yo-yo. Chat Noir noticed her intentions, and tried to distract the akuma. But that did little good, because the akuma just flung Chat Noir over his shoulder and carried on. Marinette tried for the thermos once while they were distracted only for the akuma to wrap her string up around their arm and throw her through the air. She tumbled to a roll and laid there astounded for a few moments, watching as Chat Noir tried to aim a few strikes at the akuma. And the akuma either blocked it with a forearm or just... took the hit.

Marinette had never seen anything like it. Had Hawkmoth become more creative recently? If thos akuma had been at all interested in their Miraculous, they would have been totally defeated. Without trouble. They were just playthings to them.

Marinette was about to call for her Lucky Charm, when she saw the akuma pick Chat Noir up clean off his feet and then just... settle him back down out of the way?

"Huh?" She made a noise of confusion, both herself and Chat Noir watching from the sidelines as the akuma hovered over the ground towards... wherever he wanted to go.

This was one weird akuma.

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Danny was tired. He had yet to find the ghost, and now he had no idea where his family were! This was so not his day.

And there were these two teengers in unusual clothing trying to steal his thermos? He knew Paris had thieves, but of all the things they had to aim for, it was the thing he couldn't afford to lose? So not his day.

Danny sighed as he stopped at the Eiffel Tower, looking around for his family. He'd left them around here, where could they have gone?

One of the teenagers that had been badgering him apprehensively approached him now. It was the one with cat ears.

He arched a brow at him. "What?"

The cat-ear wearing stranger blinked. "Oh, you're American." Strange, for a Frenchman he spoke with an English accent. "Uh, what are you doing? Why did you get akumatized?"

Danny frowned. "Akuma-what now?"

#halfagone replies #dp x mlb #i like the idea that at some point #they decide hey why not ask #and it turns out it actually works in their favor #or at least answers some questions #lol

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a-dozen-lovers · 2 years

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°Secrets°

18+ Minors DNI

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Warnings: nsfw, age gap, swearing, description of nude bodies, description of sex, unprotected sex, drinking

Summary: he asked you too, now can you keep some secrets for Hopper?

A/N: gender neutral reader! (Y/N) is set to be 21+

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When Hopper approached you about babysitting, you were very confused. You didn't think he had any children; then you thought he might be fucking someone who does. He needed you Halloween night, and to keep a secret. The encounter with Hoer was bazzar, to say the least, but you decided a few extra but wouldn't hurt. Now you found yourself in his Blazer on the passenger side wondering what the secret is. The truck ride down back roads and soon the town disappeared as you both entered the forest. Your mind wondered on, no noticing the man next to you clearing his throat.

"So," you wipe your hands on your pants to calm your nerves. "Why didn't you ask Steve? Or even Nancy?"

"I can't trust them."

The truck pulled twords a small cabin tucked away from the town. Hopper got out without another word and you followed.

"Watch your step there," he gestured towards a trip wire. "Keep everything you see now, and here on, a secret."

You were confused but gave a nod to show you understood. Your shoes crunched the leaves below but came to a stop when hus hand met your chest. His fingers softly pushed into you to precent you from moving further. A finger lifted to his lips in a 'shush' signal. You stayed still as his boots climbed the wooden stairs and made thuds against the porch. The woods around you was quiet as you watched the large man in a brown uniform knock against the door. The knock seemed to be a code because the door opened without him doing so. He signaled for you to follow, you did so as he stepped inside the cabin.

"Hey kid," he called out to an unseen body, "i brought you someone."

Once you stepped in the door was closed and locked. Your heart beat out of your chest due to the unknown. Slowly a door across the way opened, revealing who Hopper was calling out to. Your heart stopped in disbelief.

"..El?"

The young girl, sporting a oversized flannel and jeans, ran to you and hugged around your waist. Tears swelled in your eyes as you dropped to your knees and hugged her back. Boot steps sounded as Hopper relocated to the refrigerator.

"Now, (Y/N), you have to keep this a secret. Its for all of our safety."

Your head nodded as you kept the girl close to you. Slowly you picked her up and took her to the couch, Hopper followed and fell into hus chair.

"Why have you kept her here?" You looked up at the relaxing man.

"It's complicated, please understand that."

Your body was filled with anger but you kept cool for the child in your arms. Suddenly El jumped up with excitement before she rushed around. She started to show you her favorite things around the cabin, Hopper watching and smiling. Soon she ran out of favorites and began to blurt out stories. You had always been close to the child but this was unusual for her, the excuse could be the lack of company. Hopper stood up and marched to his bedroom as El rambled on about a squirrel. He returned with a bag full of candy, which he threw onto the coffee table.

"Happy Halloween, El." He returned to the chair and put his feet up.

The rest if the night waa filled with candy, scary movies, and anything else El wanted to do. Before Hooper knew, you and El were passed out on the floor by the television. Candy wrappers piled infront of the child, who he scooped up and carried to bed, which he cleaned up. After cleaning up he moved to you, crouching next to you.

"Hey, you can take my bed." His hand wrapped around your shoulder and gently shook you.

You got up and checked the time, it was two in the morning. You rubbed your eyes and stretched before standing up. Hopper was searching the refrigerator for another beer when you scanned the room.

"Mind if I have one?"

Hesitation.

"Sure," he tossed you a can. "Car to join me for a talk?"

You nod and you both sat at the table, his face read that he was nervous. Time continued as he explained why he held Eleven from everyone else. Your heart ached for the child and the anger was towards him was tamed. He wanted her safe. As the night grew darker, and you both grew drunk, more was learned about each other. The clock read five when Hopper finally called the conversation. He walked you to his bedroom and laid you down.

"What about El?"

"She sleeps in pretty late."

"What about work?"

"I took off, I had a feeling this would happen."

Your heart beat fast, not out of fear this time, as the tall man hovered above you. He hand found the side of your face as daylight peaked behind the trees.

"You should get some s-"

Your lips sprang to his, cutting off his sentence. Your arms wrapped around his neck and his wrapped around your waist. Your lips locked and tongues danced together. Your back met the bed as he crawled above you. He bulge rubbed against your leg. Lust. That's all you felt.

"Please take me, Hopper." You say between kisses.

A sly smile grew on his face as he almost ripped your clothes from your body. A pile of both of your clothes grew on the floor. Skin met and moans were sounded as he kissed doen your neck and to your nipples. One big hand kept yours pinned down while the other explored your body. His long and thick shaft found itself between your legs, teasing your tight hole. His lips moed away from your nipple as he sat up. He let go of your hands to wrap them around your thighs. He folded you in half, your knees touching your shoulders, to have access to what he wanted. Without warning you were stretched around him, pleasuring his length. You moaned out his name but it was cut short with a hand over your mouth. Quickly his hips thrust into yours as he kept himself from making too much noise. Faster and faster, the bed squeaking from the motion. You never thought you would find yourself in this position but you aren't complaining. His soft blue eyes rolled back as he reached his climax, you felt a knot in your stomach as you did the same. Your name rolled off his tongue as he came into you. His seed filled you to the brim. His chest quickly rised and fell as he kept his pace through his orgasm. He knew you were close and he wasn't going to stop till you finished. He grew tired but soon you came. He very slowly pulled out of you and fell next to you. You both clang to each other, catching your breath.

"Maybe I should have you babysit often."

You chuckle. "Let me guess, keep this a secret?"

His finger lifted your chin to face him.

"If you'd like, I wouldn't mind making this known. Have everyone know who you belong to."

His voice was low and rumbly, it sent chills down your body.

"Take me again, Hopper."

#jim hopper #stranger things #hopper stranger things #hopper x reader #chief hopper #jim hooper #jim hopper x gender neutral reader #jim hopper x reader #james hopper

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arandomperson5647 · 7 months

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Encanto Bloopers I made up

Like my previous post, these were made slightly less than 2 years ago and posted on the Encanto wiki. Yes ik I'm being a bit lazy but whatever. So you remember when animated movies would sometimes have animated bloopers as a bonus? Well here's my take on an Encanto themed one.

Comedy isn't my best thing so I hope these are actually kinda funny.

After Antonio finishes his ride with Parce, his jaguar, Pepa and Félix run over to hug him. Meanwhile, Parce puts a little too much force on his hug with Agustín, causing both of them to fall over. "I'm alright!"

"Look, if I could help anymore I would but um...that's all I know. Good luck. I wish I could've seen more." "Yeah........Yeah!" Mirabel kicks the door open, instead of it simply opening, it came off the hinges. "Uhhh......We might need to repair that." Bruno tries to hide his laugh.

"Luisa, Dolores says you're totally freaking out. Any chance you know something about last night with the magic--" Luisa's eye twitches. "--YOU DO!" Mirabel slams the table but accidentally hits the rim of her plate, causing food to fly everywhere. "Everywhere" meaning mostly onto Pepa's face. Nobody, not even Pepa, couldn't help laughing.

Everyone's doing their choreography at the dinner table for "We Don't Talk About Bruno". Camilo, Félix and Agustín toss the glasses to each other. Agustín throws it a bit too far, making Camilo miss and the glass shatters on the floor. "Whoops." Mirabel's still watching in the background, chuckling. "What did I tell you? Papá's accident-prone."

Convincing Bruno for a vision-Take 2. "Yeah........Yeah!" Mirabel, once again, tries to kick the door open, but this time, Mirabel kicked a hole in the door. "We're never getting this scene done." Mirabel and Bruno both start laughing uncontrollably.

Mirabel was trying to talk to Dolores outside while she got breakfast. Behind her was Dolores and Félix. "Camilo! Stop pretending you’re Dolores so you can have seconds." Though, Dolores didn't shift back. "Camilo, uh, why aren't you shifting back?" Dolores couldn't hold it in anymore. She burst out laughing as "Dolores" behind Félix shifts into Camilo. "Yes! We finally got him!" They've tried for a long time to fool him. Félix gave an "of course they would do this" look and laughed.

CRACK! Mirabel quickly turns around while hiding the vision. "Tía jeez!" "Sorry, sorry I-I-I didn't mean to-shoo, shoo, sho-AH!" While Pepa was pushing her cloud out, she gave herself a slight shock. She's fine. "Mirabel consider yourself lucky you didn't get a gift." She was being half-witty half-serious.

Bruno, goofing off, said in a very causal tone, "Hey, when you save the Encanto come visit. Hey get outta here!" Bruno tried to even act "cool" by leaning on the painting door. The painting moved further causing Bruno to fall over. Mirabel tried to hold in her laughter.

"LOOK! It's Mr. Mariano! Hey you can marr-mar-maaughh!" "Hey you can mar-mar-marry, shoot!." "Hey you can marry my sister if you wanna. Buween. Buween? Great, I invented a new word! It's 'but' and 'between' mixed together." Isabela, Mariano and Mirabel all started to laugh at the newly invented word.

"But what's your gift?" Mirabel suddenly gets an accordion thrown at her, except she almost drops it. "Almost" as in, centimeters away from hitting the floor and breaking. "Ah! We're good! We're good!"

After the chaotic dinner, some of the family ran out of the dining room. "Abuela, please! There's got to be an explanation!" "I hate you!" "WAA I'M A LOSER!!" "Luisa-AHHH!!" Agustín slips on a puddle and lands face first. "What did you d-AH!" Pepa followed and tripped on Agustín. "Mamá? I think we need some arepas."

"Casita! Casita! Help me! Help me!" Mirabel looses grip and falls down the pit. Bruno runs over but fails to catch Mirabel's hand. "Ah! No, no, no!" Mirabel's fine. She said in a very dramatic tone, "Oh no! I'm falling to my death! Ahhhhh." Bruno couldn't hold in his laughter.

Mirabel is having her pep talk with Antonio under her bed. "You're gonna get your gift, and open that door, and it's gonna be the coolest, ever. I know it." Antonio stares blankly at her. "Wait what was my line?" He and Mirabel start laughing.

"Seven-foot frame, rats along his back!" Camilo shifts back-and-forth between himself and Bruno, while two rats appear on Camilo's back, except there's supposed to be three. "Wait, where's Carlos?" Antonio found him. "He's right here! He says he doesn't want to do it anymore." "What? How can he not want to do this?! This is the best part of the song!" Bruno walks in (without a mischievous grin). "Carlos, if you do this scene, you can have extra food for a week." "He says for two weeks." "Fine." "Okay, now he'll do it." Meanwhile Mirabel is giggling in the background. Who knew rats were good negotiators?

#encanto #bloopers #la familia madrigal #im too lazy to tag tag all 12 people lol

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please-give-dd-bread · 3 months

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a lot of ideas infest my brain but this one is pretty new! partially because recently i've been getting into more popular vocaloid songs (mou ikkai! mou ikkai! "watashi wa kyou mo korogarimasu." to shoujo wa iu, shoujo wa iu) and po pi po. has taken me in (mwehehe!!!)

so imma just write yet another 2dmv (this is more of a draft than anything tho soooo. no cool sections with specific vocal lines)

so mhm! for april fools this year how about we torture rui >:333

(except it isn't we cuz i'm sure "we" aren't like. sega or colorful palette's project sekai team)

as always because this thing is going to be long, you're welcome mobile users blah blooh bleh, i puteth the stuff under the cut so go check it out if you want

hold on imma title it and everything though i haven't fleshed out really specific parts

Po Pi Po - LamazeP (ft. Miku Hatsune, Emu Otori, Nene Kusanagi)

anyways! we torture rui >:DDD

so! for the 2dmv! it's in the style of a 3dmv with like a general stage-y dancey area and blah

yes. we torture rui. that. that's like all there is.

emu, nene and miku are all in slightly altered green workout project diva (?) outfits with different details and stuff i guess (but they all have to match cuz cohesive set thingy.)

so from the beginning of the song to around the end of the first chorus we're in the wondershow sekai, with rui sat at a table, refusing to eat his vegetable filled bentou. nuh-uh. no way in bahooey. and emu, miku and nene are just walking around him as. the po pi po cult, tryna get him to eat his food. oh also meiko rin len and luka have rui at tazer-point so if he ever tries to run off he'd probably go bbbrzrzZRRZRZRZBZRZBZRZBRZRZRZBZBRZRBZRBZRZZZZZZ (yes, in bold)

and then around after the first chorus, kaito leads tsukasa to the main area and he's like. what's going on. and then he sees the table, rui and the vegetable-filled bentou. ohhhhhhhhhhhh. but instead of joining the po pi po cult he goes sits at the table with rui and tries to coax him into actually eating his vegetables.

(for the whole thing the camera focuses on the po pi po cult, but from here rui and tsukasa argue in the back. like look. "but they taste disgusting!" "but they're good for you!" "have you even felt the texture of those disgusting things?" "just eat it TwT" "let's kiss" "sur... sTOP DISTRACTING ME")

and yeah after that exchange of dialogue we focus on more po pi po cult!! in the choruses there's going to be. flying vegetables and like vegetable juice carton box thingy cutouts cuz we have to push the theme or something

and po pi po cult is surrounding the oddballs (mainly 2) and yk. pushing him to eat the vegetables.

and then around the second chorus in the back tsukasa goes "*sigh* okay fine. if i kiss you will you eat your vegetables?" but rui only heard kiss so they go at it (woo.)

but then but then!! (for some reason i feel like he sounds like nene here if she wasn't part of the po pi po cult) near the end, (a very flustered, tomato-red) tsukasa's like "okay. now eat your vegetables." "eh?!" "what eh. that was the deal." "there was a deal?!?" "stop playing dumb =w= eat your vegetables before i take these chopsticks and feed you myself." "waa~, you're going to feed me? kasa, you're such a romantic~" "...mhm... *looks at vegetable-filled bentou*"

"YOU'RE GOING TO FEED ME THESE VEGETABLES?!?!?"

"if i must."

"BETRAYAAAL."

and then at the very end we see a (chibi?) rui with tears streaming down his face, mouth full of lettuce.

(for him this is torture of the highest degree.)

yeah i sent this to a friend on discord they were mainly focusing on the gay scrunkles

no literally they just went. "*le gasp* GAYS AWWWW GAYS I LOVE GAYS <3333 THEY'RE SUPER SILLY I LOVE THEM :DDD" dude i also made an entire cult of three people to feed vegetables to one person with purple hair and a soda candy addiction so. please focus on that too

#project sekai #hatsune miku #prsk #pjsk #ruikasa #<- i guess i'll put that tag there i mean they literally kiss sooooo #wonderlands x showtime #wxs

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clefairytea · 9 months

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I’m thinking about Anaander Mianaai again and how when we get the final confrontation with her in Ancillary Mercy the first thing she does is like. Essentially not look both ways when turning into a car park and slam her big stupid idiot car into a bus and kill almost everyone on board. And then she barges into somewhere that was fine, that had problems but were making progress, and immediately throws her weight around, doesn’t listen to a single thing anyone says, and makes everything worse. And then she’s like waa waaa waaaa I’m soooo tired everyone is so dumb but me. She’s not even a cool villain she’s a brat.

Like Anaander Mianaai is genuinely this terrifying threat, but also she’s just this awful, arrogant idiot bully that just makes everything worse in her desire to spread Civilisation (TM), and she deserves every ounce of contempt Breq piles onto her. Ann Leckie said fascists are self-absorbed insufferable bullies and I love her for it.

#clefairy squeaks #Sighing wistfully…Imperial Radch books you are everything to me

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roachemoji · 9 months

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Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

#bo posting #stranger things #st #live blogging #AHHH OEADSKJH FUCKING EAH BABEY YEAH YEAH YEAH

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sparkbugs · 6 months

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Ep 105 of jrwi liveblog!! My thoughts and reactions under the cut :3

The psa is so real good on you jay

Skip to like 20 mins in cause I forgor to write-

The egg joke was great LMAO. Also BIRD BIRD :D also. They left the tortle to die???? Oopsie I fucking guess??

Underground town :o chip pls just follow bird bird mannnn

I’m still so worried about Early Drey and Finn on the boat oh my goddddddd (THANK GOD THE SHIP IS SAFE WAA)

NEW NPC WIRH ART OHGHDHHS I LOVE HER??? Whomst are you… pink smithy lady… OHGGGGGG TRICELLE ROLFAERA YOU ARE ALSO GORGEOUS

Bird bird my bestie… they better save everyone on this island man like I get it’s their home but they don’t need to be stuck here anymore

HOLYYY SHITTT 7’2… who is this… artists I kiss u /p you’re so fuckin talented and the art you’ve made is so so pretty

IGNEOUS!!! IVE SEEN ART OF THIS BOY OH HES RAINBOW HES SO COOOOL

LMAO GILLION THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU <3

This woman. I want to be her friend.. ZAMIA :D BE MY FRIEND PLS YOURE SO COOL

I love how they’re arguing in front of these people LMAOOO “you lot are crazy, man” yea igneous. They’re a bit insane but it’s ok!!

“We’re the weird kind of pirates that throw our money off the boat and save things” 💀 yea well.

Well they’re gonna go beat up bad pirates that are killing these people and something bars gonna happen cause when does it ever go right!!! Haha. Ha. (Referencing a Spoiler I know that happens but I have no idea When it happens)

Group huddle moment!! Bring all these people on the ship I don’t care :) save them all somehow

Gilly nugget of wisdom. He’s smart I agree with him

There’s a lot :( just. Aaaag

God taking out the corruption on their own is going to be. Terrible.

Yeaaa gillion you. Need to stop dying please <3

GILLION JUST LIKE ME FR brother you cannot save everyone I understand. I get it man but you cannot save everyone you have to look out for yourself

Hallow spell :o time to google what the spell means- aw hell yea protection spot

GOO DRAGON… chip praying? Never thought I’d see the day- oh he. Corrupted nvm

PRETZEL PLUSH ON THE FLOOR OF GRIZZ ROOM - SHE !!!!!! I think so anyway- SHE MOVED

Whomst was taken. They’re gonna get her back

Oh they have a boss that was taken :(

Just noticed puppy behind grizz :o they eepin

Zamia :( SO MANY SAPPHICS IN JRWI I love them all.

“We’re gonna help as best as we can but we also need help getting around here” seems like a reasonable request as they brought Knock back anyways.

Zamia I love you already :( you deserve the world, y’all gonna get out of here don’t worry

RABBIT! RABBIT!!!! And fox… ogghhdjs everyone on this island. They’re my favorites ever.

GIVE AWAY THE PANTS!!! QUEEN YEAHHH MAKE THEM NEW CLOTHES :D give them hope. This is so good I love this sm

Petlen!!! Trinket friend. MAGIC ROCK! Rock. Love rocks… OMG GIVE THEM FOODS FEED THEMSSS

HAJDJDISH switch blade.. AWEJDIS PETLEN :( I love them

ALICE? What how do you say her name. Smithy… “I saw you smithing from across the room” yeah I would’ve said that too tbh

CHIP FINALLY GETS STUDDED LEATHER GIVE HIM BETTER ARMOR HOLY SHIT!!!

This is we’re Knock gets the “yuh” from too-

DOES SHEBSAY ANYHING ELSE LMAOOOO I love her

Uh ohs. Jay. The map!!!! Huh hahdjgdja map??? What. Uh oh. Wuh oh

Corruptionnnb aaaaaa

LMAOOO “you see something bad? You RUN!”

17 ac finally jeez.. yay armor and upgrades

Spider webs… haha this is gonna go terribly

Ohhhh who fucked up- GRYFFON NOOOOOOO

Everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine the scuttling means nothing everything is fine everything is fineeeee

Queeeeeennn aaaaaaaahshsgaia

AAAAA spider that’s not a friend that’s not a friend uh ohssss ahahahaaa VORTEX WARP HELL YEA SMART MOVE- oh the web. RUNNNNNN A FUCK

This is fine :) I wanna be where the people areeeee I wanna seee wanna see em dancing.

Petrol.. patrol. Same thing…. (Also currently making burger while watching so I’m multitasking this is fun)

Gillion. You what. I mean yea but also haha that’s terrifying haha please be careful

Backstreets back ALRIGHT! Haha uh oh “what you don’t see” uh. Hehe there’s a heart or something.

“Like nuts” … Charlie please.

… haha! Uh oh!!!!! Hahahahdjdhgsja

This episode was great I’m so nervous. For what comes next! Hahaha!!!

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Hands On p. 1/2

Hands On: Nurse!Leon x Patient!Reader

Nurse!Leon Headcanons

PART 2

The sun had already said its goodbyes for the days hours ago, and you were cleaning up after dinner when a sharp, aching pain hit you in your torso. You kneeled to the floor as you couldn't muster the ability to stand.

You glance at the clock. How late was it, why is this bullshit happening now?

8pm. The clinics were all closed right now. You tried to let it pass, gritting your teeth through it for an hour but to no avail. Your muscles felt like they were

Your only option was the hospital. There was no one to drive you, so you grab your keys and booked it grandma speed to the local emergency room, hobbling up to the secretary at the desk when you arrived.

"My chest is killing me, it's been twisting me from the inside for an hour!"

She nonchalantly looked up from her desk, tapping the sign in sheet and motioning for you to take a seat in the lobby. She was completely blase about the world around her, you wondered how she treated a severe emergency situation, if she carried herself with the same cadence she did now.

You took a seat in the hard, uncomfortable chair and turned to the news. You wondered to yourself why they had the news running, as if people waiting in the ER needed more bad news and energy in their life. You tilted your head back against the cool window behind you as your name was called.

"Right this way!"

You were guided to a small room, and as soon as you entered your escort had left. On the bed was a pair of scrubs and a urine cup with no further instruction. Since you weren't a juvenile, you took it upon yourself to just finish the process, changing in the bathroom and providing a sample, clean catch be darned.

The woman who escorted you later came to retrieve the sample, completely oblivious to the fact she hadn't given you any instruction and you basically had to carry her.

"Your nurse will be in shortly to do your admission."

Aaaaand she was our just as soon as she came in.

You waited on the cot, reading the signs hanging up on the wall that pharmaceutical companies definitely paid for, once again laying your head back as you waited, unable to sleep from the ever-present aching.

As you tried to drift off, your sleep waas interrupted by footseps and a scratch of writing on the bedside board.

"Good evening, my name is Leon and I'm going to be your nurse this evening. Let's get started by getting those vital signs. Then I'm going to draw your blood, set up an IV, and we will do an EKG. Just routine testing for chest pain. You know, chest pain generally indicates a heart attack, but many people confuse what chest pain really is."

You felt like you were going to have a heart attack, your nurse was fine as fuck.

A suave, bulky blonde man with fitted scrubs was attaching a cuff to your arm, and an oximeter to your finger.

"I like to get my readings manually, more accurate that way."

You were glad he was focused on the meter, because if he looked you in the eye you knew you couldn't hold that gaze. Once he finished listening to your blood pressure, he palpated your pulse, his touch was gentle.

"Your readings are within normal range, let me listen to your heart."

He slowly pulled down your gown.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. You began to panic. The cool bell of the stethoscope was warmed by your hot skin, as your temperature rose with your anxiety.

"Oh, your pulse is racing now. Your heart sounds normal, I don't hear any extra sounds or rubs. I just see some slight palpitations. I understand you're nervous, but I'm here with you." He coaxed you with his sweet tone, grabbing your hand in his, rubbing his thumb over yours.

"I'm going to draw some labs and hook you up to some fluids, if you are nervous it may help you to look the other way while I insert the needles."

He was coaching you through the process, extending your arm and palpating for a vein. His soft, blonde bangs obscuring his eyes as he scanned your forearm for a good spot.

"You're antecubital looks good, I'm going to go there."

His smile was melting you inside.

He applied the tourniquet and with a quick pinch your blood began to flow through the tubes. The vials filled quickly and the needle was quickly released from your arm. However, you winced as you felt a second pinch as he anchored your IV. It didn't take him long to secure it, as he tapped your arm to let you know he was done.

"Good girl. Now let's get that EKG done."

Good girl?

He must think you're febrile with how red your face was turning.

He lifted more of your gown, exposing your chest.

"Alright sweetheart, this isn't going to hurt you when they com eoff either, I'm just placing some stickers so we can attach the leads. This allows us to get a good look at different angles of your heart and see your rhythm.

Sweetheart?

His technical skills made the whole process painless, but his presence definitely left you too nervous to speak. As he was performing the EKG he asked you the general assessment questions. Allergies, medical history, family history, medications, etc. He also seemed interested in your life, not just to help you relax but out of a genuine care for his patients. You discussed recent events and hobbies in your life with him, as he opened up to you. He was finished with his assessment before you knew it.

"I'm going to go send your samples to the lab, and show your EKG to the doctor. He will be in to discuss your results with you. Is there anything you need before I leave?"

While you didn't need anything from him, it was nice of him to ask. It felt like everyone else was in a rush here, but he took his time with you.

You shake your head.

"If anything changes, don't hesitate to hit the call bell and I'll be right there-"

You were interrupted by a loud beeping, and the technician from before shouted as she walked by,

"Leon, your patient just started coding, we are setting up IV access and waiting on the doctor. He was fine one minute, now he's unresponsive, come quick!"

Leon nodded in your direction as he turned and left the room. He may have taken hi time with you, but the ER can turn on a dime.

You laid your head back and decided to doze off, the pain getting better, the constant alarms around you singing you to sleep as you got used to their tune.

You weren't sure how long it was before a knock woke you up and a lab coat entered.

"I'm here to go over your results with you. Everything seems normal. CBC within normal limits, your troponins are not elevated. Your EKG displays normal sinus rhythm. I think you just had a muscle spasm. Your electrolytes are normal so I know it isn't that. It doesn't seem to be anything to worry about. You're not in any pain, are you?"

You shake your head again.

"Good. I'm just goign to order you some cyclobenzaprine to take as needed for your spasms for the time being. Leon will be back in to go over your discharge and you can go home."

As Mr. Labcoat turned and left, Leon entered with some paperwork. He meticulously went over the discharge paperwork with you and explained how you can manage your pain and spasms for the time being. He cracked some jokes with you before you got up to change into your clothes and head out.

"In the nicest way possible, I don't want to see you back here. I wouldn't mind seeing you on the outside. Take care, sweetheart. Have a good evening." And with that you both left the room.

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