#she knows damn well they fucked

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Crowley: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Halt's birthday invitations. Pauline: Well, what are they supposed to say? Crowley: "Halt's birthday". Pauline: So, what do they say instead? Crowley: "Halt’s bi". Pauline: Pauline: Works out either way.

#she knows damn well they fucked #incorrect quotes #rangers apprentice #incorrect rangers apprentice #halt o'carrick #crowley meratyn #pauline dulacy #craltine #cralt #pauline x halt #lady pauline #crowley x halt

[lookanartdweeb]

You all are cowards "Peach is finally girbossing!" "Peach isn't the damsel!"

Cowards all of you 😔 I was there when it was written

#mario movie #princess peach #also her voice #:/ #tragic #wanna know why cause someone explained it well #THE VOICE ACTORESS IS JUST SPEAKING INTO A MIC #THERE IS NO EMOTION #she and Rat man are the same #i can talk into a mic and get paid #also somehow they made peach the white girl...more white like damn #anyway #luigi and bowser shippers #how are we feeling #cause that was very gay #LMAO #if you take this post seriously #or come at me with some bullshit I will fucking bite your ear off #I'm just speaking into the void #so let me #dweeb talks

[buqbite]

Do you guys see my vision

#i havent drawn like this in so long. holy fuck #(this looks like my lhh doodle) #this is based on a redesign I saw on hoyolab. i loved that design sm i had to draw her like this #honkai star rail #hsr #topaz hsr #my art #or like doodles but whatever. #i just want topaz to be more girlbossy #i also just like. well its insanely fun to draw hsr designs esp bc its a challenge to put them in my own art style #and to change things up how i want to! like there are more than enough moments where i go “i am not fucking drawing that” LMAO #anyways i love topaz. shes kind of morally fucked up if you really think about it #the IPC is the darkest most confusing shade of grey and every character who's a part of it is immediately affected by that #DO U KNOW WHAT I MEAN #and then shes like “stay away from aventurine that guy sucks lol” and then. gives him the most important thing she owns. #damn girl. damn girl. #anyways im getting a little carried away on this quick draft of my design for her THATS ALL

[introspectivememories]

at the center of gotham, lies its oldest public hospital — gotham general. it’s staff are kind and compassionate, if a little intolerant of bullshit. the city may not care about the crimes that occur in it but the people certainly do. gotham’s emergency services are renowned throughout the nation as one of the best. 

the ER nurses at gotham general love to gossip and their latest is about how their ever-reliable EMT bernard dowd, who'll rush into burning buildings if he thinks he can save one more person, who smiles so brightly and brings them cupcakes on his days off but has such sad eyes, seems so lonely. they determinedly decide to find a date for him. maybe dr. zacharia thomas, their latest trauma surgeon? yes, yes! he's only a few years older, bernard knows him, they get along, and most importantly, he's got a stable job. he'll be perfect for their bernard!

and then, literally only days after they decide to set up dr. zacharia and bernard on a date, head trauma nurse marissa santos comes running in with a copy of gotham daily, clutched in her hand.

"look! look! nakita mo ba ang balita?" she whisper-yells, "did you see the news?!"

instantly they're all crowding around her, trying to see the paper. covering the front page is a blurry photo of a black-haired man engaged in a passionate game of tonsil-hockey with someone who is unmistakably their youngest EMT. he's still wearing his uniform for christ's sake! in the largest font known to man, "WAYNE'S NEW PARAMOUR?" is written at the top.

"he's dating the wayne ceo!" marissa gushes excitedly.

"isn't he a little too old for bernard?" someone pipes up from the back.

"not the father, you idiot! the son! timothy!"

that's way better than their candidate. everyone is stoked. by nightfall, everyone in the ER knows that bernard dowd is dating timothy drake-wayne, the youngest ceo wayne enterprises has ever had.

when bear stops by, at around 2 in the morning, dropping of the last patient from his shift, he's immediately accosted by the nurses.

"whoa! hey!" he exclaims as they lead him to the nurse's station and sit him down in a chair, "what's going on?"

marissa slams the paper down in front of him, "spill."

bernard groans and turns cherry red, "oh my god tita. don't you guys have patients to attend to?"

"already taken care of." nurse gu says.

"what about mr. gomez, the one with third degree burns that just came in?" bernard tries desperately.

"dr. zacharia is already on it." dr. esperanza responds, "so spill."

their youngest tries one last time, "how do you even know if that's me?"

"there are like 10 blonde people in the EMT department and considering all of them are older than you and none of them seem to have the three ear piercings that kid in this picture does, we're gonna have to assume it's you." dr. farah nasim, one half of the head of the ER, says.

bernard turns on her with a betrayed look.

"sorry kid," she snorts, "also, you're still wearing your uniform in the photo. it says 'dowd' on the shoulder."

"im too old to be bossed around like this." he mutters before sighing, "alright what'd'ya want to know?"

"tell us everything!" marissa says, "how did you two meet?"

"we were friends in high school and we fell out of touch after junior year. he hit me up on insta 6 months ago and we reconnected."

"oh my god!! they're high school sweethearts!" nurse gu squeals, "that's so cute!"

"tell us more! who asked who out?"

"okay well, technically he asked me out but he didn't know he was asking me out. but we went on this date at this restaurant and it got attacked by some villain and red robin, but he was going by robin at the time, rescued. so i told robin, 'hey if i make it out of this, tell tim drake, i would've liked to finish our date'. and then, tim, shows up at my door the next day and says 'i don't know what this feeling i get when i'm near you is, but i'd like to find out'. and the rest is history."

"bernard, what the hell?" dr. esperanza says shocked, "that's the most rom-com-esque story i've ever heard."

"what?" bernard blushes, "no it's not."

"bear," esperanza says slowly, "he showed up at your door and said 'i don't know what this feeling i get when i'm near you is, but i want to find out.' that is something straight out of the notebook."

"no, no! he's such a dork!" bernard assures them frantically, "he does this thing, when he laughs too hard, he snorts and it sets him off again and it just keeps going. and you should've seen him in high school, the biggest skater boy to ever exist. he's teaching me..."

and bernard goes on and on for the next 15 minutes, trailing off only when he notices them all smiling at him.

"what?" he says shyly.

"you're in love with him, aren't you?" dr. farah says.

bernard chokes, "what?! no! ...maybe?"

everyone shares a look between each other. marissa steps forward, "well on behalf of the gotham general ER staff, i can assure you, we all approve."

"thank you?"

"bring him around sometime!" nurse gu says, "we'd all like to meet him."

"why? so you can give him the shovel talk?"

"of course!" dr. farah says, smiling widely, "he’s dating our youngest! we have to threaten him!"

bernard's voice is suspiciously wet when says a few moments later, "thanks guys."

and so on it goes for the next few months until marissa comes back after her break, deathly pale. everyone worries but she refuses to tell anyone what's wrong. and then a few weeks later, nurse gu goes on his break and comes back shocked. and then a month later, dr. zacharia comes back from a quick step outside, lips sealed shut.

and on it goes until there is one glaring truth the gotham general ER night staff cannot ignore:

bernard dowd is dating red robin. open relationship or cheating, to be determined.

a year after the news about tim drake and bernard had been released, and half a year after the, what the staff has taken to calling it, Red Robin Scandal™ began, dr. farah calls a night staff meeting.

the staff meeting is boring as usual until the end when dr. farah opens the conversation to the staff to voice their concerns.

"are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?" dr. esperanza asks.

"i think bernard might be cheating on his boyfriend!" marissa blurts out before slapping her hands over her mouth, horrified.

“oh thank god.” esperanza sighs.

"wait you saw them too?" nurse gu asks.

"in the narrow walkway," dr. zacharia starts.

"between the ER and jacobson building." dr. esperanza finishes.

"exactly!" marissa says.

"i caught them in the parking lot once." dr. farah admits, mouth pressed into a grim line, "they were pressed up against the fence in the back — y'know where the light doesn't shine? — kissing each other like they'd just come back from world war 2."

"ay, how could that boy be so stupid?" marissa sighs, "getting caught up with a vigilante?"

"maybe it's like polyamory?" esperanza says, ever hopeful.

"whatever it is," farah says, "he should know better than to get involved with those people. we have to talk to him."

they pull bernard into an unused conference room, just the 5 of them, 3 weeks later.

"hey, hey!" bernard exclaims as they shove him into a chair, "what's going on?"

nobody speaks.

"guys?"

"are you cheating on tim drake?"

"what?"

"are you cheating on tim drake?" marissa repeats.

"no! why would you think that?"

"everyone on the night staff has caught you kissing red robin at least once. wanna try that again?" farah says.

bernard sighs, "is that what this is about? doc, i swear to god, i'm not cheating on tim."

"so he knows?" zacharia asks.

"yes zach, tim knows about me and red robin."

"and he's okay with it?"

"yes. tim doesn't mind me dating both of them." bernard says, a smile playing on his lips.

nobody speaks for a while.

"so..." bernard breaks the silence first, "are we good here? do you approve?"

"no." esperanza says, "we don't approve."

"what?"

"he's no good for you." nurse gu says.

"you don't even know him." bernard says incredulously.

"oh and you do?" zacharia says scathingly, "he's a vigilante bear. how much do you really know?"

"more than you zach!"

pleadingly bernard turns toward farah, "c'mon doc, you don't agree do you?"

"you know, when you first started dating tim drake, i had my reservations. rich people and all that. but i figured with all that money, if you ever got roped into rich people problems, tim's money would help out. you'd be taken care of and he clearly loves you, so i didn't mind too much."

"but this..." farah trails off, "i can't accept this."

turning towards marissa, "tita, please."

"don't do that, bear. wag kang tanga. it's not good to be with him."

"he loves me! is that not enough?" bernard near-yells, "i thought that's what you wanted. someone who loves me!"

"enough to quit being a vigilante?" esperanza asks.

"quit being a vigilante? are you guys hearing yourself?" bernard asks angrily, "he saves the city on a near-nightly basis and you want me to ask him to give it all up because what? he's dating me?"

"so let him save the city without you." nurse gu says, "why does he need to drag you into it?"

"he's not dragging me into anything! i am a full consenting adult! i chose him! what’s so different about what he and i do anyway?"

“well for one, our job is legal. and two, there are safety measures put in place so that you don’t get hurt. so that your coworkers don’t get hurt. your man walks into the joker’s lair with an inch of kevlar and a prayer on his lips.” zacharia says.

nurse gu sighs, "look. nobody here is mad at him for saving the city. everyone here knows somebody who has been saved by the bats. but the deal is that they save the city and they don't drag anybody else into it."

"the bats, whoever they are? they chose that life. for whatever reason, they chose that life and all the dangers that go with it. you’re not stupid bear, don’t get involved with whatever he has going on. pick literally anyone else.” farah says.

“you need a third person that badly? take zach! the ER was planning on setting you up with him before we found out about tim, anyway.”

“what?” zacharia says, rounding on nurse gu.

“you know what?” bernard says, pinching the bridge of his nose tiredly, “ i don’t have to explain myself to you guys.”

“you can’t marry him.” marissa says.

“who said anything about marriage? i’m 22!”

“you clearly love tim. you two seem like you’re going to last a while and if you love red robin they way you love tim, them somewhere along those years of being together then you’re going to start thinking of marriage. what then? how are you going to explain red robin to the people you love?”

“we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

“look, bernard,” farah says gently, “we’re not doing this cause we don’t want you to be happy. you mean a lot to me, i think of you as my son. we just-”

“you’re not my mom.” bernard snaps out, “you’re not my mom, you’re not my aunt, my uncle, my brother. you guys aren’t anything to me!”

he turns and walks away.

“farah do something.” marissa hisses.

“let him go. he said he’s an adult right? then let him make his choices.”

“but,” she says, raising her voice so bernard can hear her, “if anything goes wrong, and i mean anything at all, i hope he knows that adults don’t have to do everything by themselves. that they can ask people for help.”

bernard’s hands still on the doorknob. “thank you.” he says voice rough, “nothing will happen, but thank you for the offer.” and he walks out the door.

bernard dowd, is 22 year old EMT that has too much heart and not enough brain. he’ll rush into burning buildings if he thinks he has even a minute chance of saving someone. he’s kind and he’s sweet and more importantly, he’s dating timothy drake-wayne, ceo of wayne enterprises.

if you ask the ER night staff at gotham general, after a lot of prodding, they might tell you that bernard dowd was one of the youngest EMTs to ever join the gotham county emergency medical services. they might tell you that bernard dowd has been wondering if he should become an AEMT or a paramedic. they might tell you that as the major receiver for all patients, bernard saw them all the time and imprinted on them like a baby duck. and if you’re really close they might, tell you the ER’s biggest secret: bernard dowd is dating both timothy drake-wayne and red robin. or they might just let you walk in on them making out behind the ER. whatever comes first really.

(if you get close enough to a certain group of people on the ER night staff, they’ll tell you that bernard dowd has two hands and he uses them to hold onto his boyfriends. 

they’ll tell you that tim drake is a nice boy and they’re a little worried about their bernard fitting into the circles a wayne walks in, but he’s a nice boy who clearly loves bernard, so they’re not too worried.

they’ll tell you that that red robin character is no good for their bernard and has no business getting so close to their youngest. that red robin is going to get bernard into trouble one day, the kind of trouble that you don’t come back from.

and if you get really close to them, they’ll tell you over lunch breaks and muttered whispers, that both boys are going to break their youngest’s heart. and that if they had to pick, red robin will do it first. that their bernard loves a little too deeply and that they're worried that it’ll break bernard.

but they’re not too worried, they say. because bernard has them and if that bastard red robin breaks his heart, then they’ll pick up the pieces, they’ll sew him back together if they have to. after all, bernard stitches up half of gotham every night, this is the least they could do.)

#oh my god #what the fuck is this? #literally wrote this in a fugue state #this is not proofread #this is my ugliest first draft #my dumbest version if you will #why is this 2k #anyway #nurse gu's legal name is nurse gu #esperanza is gorgeous. like drop dead gorgeous. the best damn anesthesiologist you've ever seen. the yin to zacharia's yang. #farah is the smartest woman you will ever know and can give ten backhanded compliments w/o the other person realizing #marissa santos is filipino. bc filipinos are the backbone of our nursing industry #also she will cut a bitch. gives bear a plate of lumpia every week. is the reason bear is passable in tagalog #zacharia is your everyday indian. he is my sweet boy #he would've formed a crush on bear if he thought about for more than two seconds but alas #he is married to the job #also they mean well and they do raise some serious point but bc tim is also red robin it kinda... falls flat? #tagging time #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #dc #what should this be called #concerned friends try to save man afflicted by love au

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi: *shows countless times in canon he cares about his students and wants to train them, but a lot of that training is outright skipped for ‘more interesting storyline’

Weirdo’s: nah, Kakashi didn’t teach any of his student’s anything and didn’t care about them at all.

#like god DAMN #Y’all can’t handle an imperfect teach can you? #you can’t handle a character who makes mistakes but genuinly tried his hest #who was thrown into the job even though he did not ask for it #and STILL did his best #‘he doesn’t care about sakura’ #WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE PROTECT HER AND CONTINUE TO SAVE HER IN ALMOST EVERY FIGHT IF HE DIDN’T CARE #‘he didn’t teach sakura anything’ yes the FUCK he did #he taught her chakra control which she obv excelled at #and a jonin level technique that allowed her to avoid being knocked out in the konoha crunch #and allowed her to wake Naruto up as well #‘he only ever tried to push his views on Sasuke’ #no he didn’t #he only told Sasuke to stop seeking revenge when sasuke turned chidori #a move kakashi taught him to face a shinobi with an impenatable defence that WANTED TO KILL PEOPLE #there is a whole year before that where he knows Sasuke’s goal and never once tells him not to seek revenge #and him not being able to connect with Sasuke doesn’t mean his intentions were not genuine #sometimes people simply don’t understand each others trauamas and struggles #even when they desperatly want to #‘he was terrible to naruto’ fucking WHERE #He chose a specific sensei to teach Naruto chakra control #recogbizing it as Naruto’s weakness #and chose a dude who was a jonin specificlly because of his teaching capabilities #as for the fucking time skip #it’s made vary obviouse even before the team splits that Kakashi and all the other Jonin are on missions constantly #that’s the whole reason Shikamaru and a bunch of genin were sent after sasuke #instead of you know #FUCKING JONIN #None of the jonin were available #they were all on missions

[the-knife-consumer]

While im thinking about women characters being assigned their fandom roles the way the pikmin fandom outside of tumblr treats brittany is fucking horrible. Whats wrong with you people its a children's videogame character.

#i take a stroll into a yt comment section and its like getting fucking flashbanged. the amount of vitriol. god. #idk. suuper weird that louie is just ohhh my poor little meow meow meanwhile brittany #a character with nearly the exact same attitude (self serving) the exact same motives (food) #whos only major difference being that she talks more often (and is a women. hmm.) is treated like the fucking devil #bit funny considering LOUIE is the one that causes 90% of the series conflict but i guess brittany's downright evil. whatever u say #just. #'we need more mean women!' you people cant even handle children's videogame character brittany pikmin #like come on. its a kids game she is disney sitcom bully levels of mean AT WORST. its not that deep #and you know damn well if louie spoke more often hed be saying the same shit. you know he's an ass. look me in the eyes and tell me he isnt

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Fun fact:

Wally in his human form would be 5 ft while Barnaby would be 7 ft!

https://www.tumblr.com/partycoffin/689054531662888960/how-tall-is-barnaby-and-wally-in-the-pok%C3%A9mon-au

HOLY SHITTT WHY IS HE SO FUCKING TALL i mean good for him! but damn. he'd be able to like... step on Wally so easily.... he'd be just a lil bug in comparison.... a speck... Crushable....

#now im wondering if hes that tall.... and he seems to be the Shortest of the three giants.... #HOW FUCKIN TALL ARE POPPY & HOWDY????? #absolute behemoths the lot of em #rambles from the bog #fuck this is making me rethink the heights i listed for the human au #but... no... well.... #cause the part of me that Loves extreme height differences on all accounts is eating this up #and wants to Stick With It #but also i'd either have to make barnaby the tallest. or howdy & poppy are gonna be Too Damn Tall #cause in my mind poppy is the biggest and she's 6'5 already #but.... ugh.... Agh... Conflict In My Brain.... #and well Well #clown does say 'closer to 7' so.... who's to say barns isn't 6'8 or somethin in that range #i just Dont Know! #and wally's 'closer to 5' could easily make my Imagining of him as 5'2 plausible #hm....

[dylanconrique]

‼️💡 (ʘ_ʘ) SCARY THOUGHT (ʘ_ʘ)💡‼️

lucy getting fatally injured and tim pleading with her the same way she did when he ended things with her, and repeating that same phrase through tears as she's bleeding out, like "don't do this. please, don't do this. don't leave me."

#*carly catalogs #LISTEN IK SHE'S NOT A DAMSEL BUT IDC I WANT HER TO GET HUUURRT!!!!! WTH LOTS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! #ALL SO I CAN WATCH THIS MANS TEARS STREAM DOWN HIS FACE FASTER THAN NIAGARA FALLS #*GRITS TEETH* I WILL BREAK THIS MAN IF IT IS THE LAST!!! THING!!!! I DO!!!!!! #lmaooooo it's almost 5am and i can't get any sleep thanks to this soreness in my ribs from that damn car accident #just imagined lucy lying across his lap and like.... spits up a little bit of blood or something sending him FUCKING SPIRALING 😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧 #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

apparently baba yaga can turn into a child, an 'enchantress' and a crone

#'oh but she uses the crone form the most'- man shut up #like atp idk if it's a ref to the 3 sisters or what I know damn well they didn't include her deaging for that shit #you have like 400 old men and 0 old women kys #I'm. I'm really annoyed they straight up cannot commit to giving us one single woman who's fucking over the age of 50 #w/o some bullshit caveat huh #like she's not even in the gatcha who the fuck are you selling this to? #man. #it's not like this is even gatcha specific so many fucking games hate old women I just hate being reminded #my post #negativity #fgo negativity #critical

[thermodynamic-comedian]

ok so. gwen DEFINITELY went to a private school. but i also feel like lena went to a public school. and that almost summarizes the core difference between them

#alice making a joke about how gwen must've been excluded from all the cool rich girl groups in school #and that's why she's Like That #meanwhile lena's standing ominously in the corner #thinking about every physical altercation she was involved in as a kid #me writing this post knowing damn well im finnish and dont know what the fuck private schools are or how they function #all i know is. theyre for rich people #which gwen is and lena isn't. so. #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp headcanons #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #lena kelley

[gouinisme]

i don't think our #doomed girl number one is actually gonna die anytime soon* but now my brain is going mag 40 mode like "alice, you didn't die here did you?" anyways if she ends up either already being some sort of undead/construct or turning undead at any point i'm a genius and otherwise i was just kidding teehee

#*the writers know damn well the implications of killing off their only canon trans character #esp since jonny's spoken about queer rep and queer horror #and he's even said in one of the qnas that he tried to be aware of harmful tropes to avoid them (paraphrasing cuz i'm not gonna through all #5 magnuss qnas to find his exact words) #and even from a like. marketing standpoint you're not gonna advertise your show as being about a duo and kill off half of the duo in the #first of 3 series. if she dies in season 3 in the oiar then sure but i don't think there's anyway she'll stop being a character any timesoo #tmagp #alice dyer #fuck with me #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

[shopcat]

omfg people really need to calm the fuck down about people disliking some characters like it's not always a deep seated prejudice or an inability to empathise it's because we are human beings with our own experiences and normal biases and fictional characters are not real and it doesn't matter if you don't like them for pretty much any reason at all and doesn't make you suddenly x just because the character is y it just means you don't like them. obviously other indications of actual prejudice or a repeated pattern mean something else entirely but you can just dislike a character because get this they're a character and not a real person. you can dislike real people too even it's almost like we've got free will. please oh please can we get out of the torture chamber together.

#🐾 #just saw the dumbest post ever i wish you could take away someone's keyboard #saw someone say it was inherently misogynist to not like zuko's damn mom like omfg #she's literally a 2 dimensional nothingburger i'm sorry i don't give a FAUCK 😭 people are so damn annoying #i don't like her cuz of the way she treated azula and OBVIOUSLY!!! because my own mother hates me and abandoned me but loves her other #children. and OBVIOUSLY!!!! this means i seriously don't give a fuck about her and honesrlt wish she (ursa) were dead and You know what.. #it doesn't MATTERRRR SHES NOT REAL. GET A FUCKING GRIP 😭 FICTION IS A REFLECTION OF REALITY #obviously i would and do feel differently about complex family dynamics irl but you know what's not real irl either. FIRE MAGIC #YOU BRAINDEAD IDIOTS SERIOUSLYYY #every actually ridiculously insane motherfuckerrrr who claims all ursa ''haters'' are inherently morally Wrong just make me hate her more #like awww yeah it is so sad. it's so sad to abandon your children and favour one over the other and also enable all of your husbands #actions that's so sad #ngl i don't really care that much but people who act like the wife of the colonist is 100% innocent is crazy #and treating her like some sad trapped victim who also has no free will is like... Well it's not NOT racist #like she was not actually trapped considering she you know left and was always fully capable of doing so #okay this was obv a rant i won't delete it but like tldr harmless biases like this seriously don't hurt anything and don't make ppl who #don't like her Woman haters. esp bc most ppl who don't like who do it bc they Do love azula 😭 but for me personally it's just like sorry #she's a bad mother. and i have no mother anymore. So i'm allowed to hate her. ..

[hermidetta]

[ 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 ] : sender has harmed someone who threatened the receiver. ( prime minister bernadetta stand back im about to drop fodlans greatest hit. its called Meteor )

* for you i would.

mother says there are locked rooms inside all women. sometimes, the men—they come with keys; and sometimes, the men—they come with hammers.

the stack of reports drops to the floor in a flood of loose leaf. bernadetta, hands still suspended mid-clutch, gawks at the woman in the doorway whose figure cuts a perfect picture from every possible angle.

and the both of them already know.

"dorothea, you didn't!"

but dorothea, she did. and some years ago bernadetta would have been petrified—in some small form, the gnaw of anxiety might always haunt her. old habits die hard. she has learned since, however, that sometimes it is the men who die far harder...

a meteor, from dorothea? and grégoire lives still? if bernadetta weren't shaking she might have fussed up a storm for the both of them to go hide right now. bar the doors and the windows with all the furniture in the room. she is shaking at the shoulders, soundlessly at first—with her head having lowered, trimmed fringe veiling her eyes.

"...p...pfft..."

a meteor to the head. isn't that something?

"pfft—" bernadetta lets out a noise—a sob?—before her head throws backward, in fact, with an unmistakable bubble of laughter. "h-hah! ahaha!"

there are times she may be an absolute whirlwind, a string of shrieks or a seemingly impossible case. but dorothea knows all of this, all of her, already. dorothea learned everything and still never ran—never let bernadetta run from her friendship, either. bernadetta laughs and giggles until her lungs might give out. what she wouldn't give to see the look on his face!

dorothea, who wouldn't give up on her despite everything. where countless others had lost their patience, concurred with bernadetta that she was a lost cause, dorothea had stayed. proved she was strong enough to fight off bernadetta's fears. proved it again, just now.

(watched while bernadetta eventually grew strong enough, too.)

bernadetta abandons her reports and dives fearlessly into dorothea arnault's embrace. they grin, they talk, and they laugh, over and over until the scarlet sun sets.

#encantresse #and everyone clapped! #s: ⚘ * godhood‚ like girlhood: a begging to be believed. | encantresse #asks / #bikini bottom narrator vc ahhhh yes another day in my element (post-academy bern who i only ever wrote before toa tbh. whiplash so real) #she's so much happier and i love her i love her I LOVE THEMMMM THEYRE THE GIRLS EVER GGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #DOROTHEA WHO IS ONE OF 2 PPL (3 depending on route) WHO IMPACTED HER CHARACTER SO HARD GGGRRRRARHRRARGURUUAAAARUERRAAGAAAA AGRGRGGURGUA #ok. sorry. normal again heehee (jk) (rereading comparisons of her pre + post timeskip dialogue and heaving) #i know damn well this girl did not change her wardrobe and get a hot glow up without dorothea's help either she said bern honey look at me. #look. look at me. your new dress is gonna fit like a fucking glove. WE'RE SHOWING MORE SKIN!!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL WITH YOUR BURN SCARS!!!! #i lvow yuouoyuu

[ssreeder]

Omg Ssreedy <3 saw you going off in my tags, you're the sweetest! ToT You have no idea how much i cherish your kind words, they really motivate me

Also congrats on the new chapter! It made me appreciate Reho so much, I keep growing fonder of this guy!! (Morrak absolutely wrecked him with his diagnosis tho, haha, my man didn't deserved to get dragged so hard)

Anyway that made me remember that I cooked something up last year, but never posted it. (apologies, I probably got some of their details wrong, I did this purely from memory ////) my headcanons of what Ara & Reho look like

GENTLE TREES NOOOOOO you can’t drop OC art in my inbox and expect me to be even the SLIGHTEST bit normal about it.

You’re so amazing, going off in your tags is a damn honor *salutes*

Dude Morrak WRECKED Reho last chapter, and I guess there’s not patient dr confidentiality in this AU because Morrak totally slandered the poor man to Katara of all people lol. At least Reho didn’t have to hear yet another person try to figure out what’s wrong with him haha.

Thank you Gentle you’re so amazing!!! I can’t wait to gush over your art some more in the tags

#I try not to be a freak in the text #I submerge myself in the tags and turn into a crazy person because #DAMN IT GENTLE TREES LOOK AT THEM #THE SURVIVING OCs #well there’s Chang but who knows sokka could off him next chapter lol #gunna need a big stick though #BUT OMG GENTLE THE WAY YOU DREW ARA #you seriously managed to capture the ceramic doll look for her and her expression is just perfect #I’m sure you weren’t meaning to but seriously you nailed it #she’s small and cute and picture perfect but a walking disaster who anyone she comes in contact with gets sucked into her mess #and usually walk away with scars if they get to walk away #omg and REHOOOO #gentle you nailed his idk what’s up but I’m here to chill vibe haha #AND YOU GAVE HIM SANDALS #such a luffy vibe and I just love everything about it haha #his little ace self that just wants to live in a house with all his besties where nothing bad happens #I love his little smile #I think I’ve told you 100 times but I’ll tell you 100 more #your expressions are fucking GOLD #I’m haunted in a good way by your art especially the last one with the sad zuko (he was rescued though so yippieee) and idk I just #love your style so much #thanks for sharing these with me #I swear I get a fanart and it’s like 100 HP to my writing #like I just swallowed a gold star and I’m about to fuck shit up in a good way #Ok sorry gentle I’m going to stop rambling but again #THANK YOU #made my whole night haha #liab #ITF #gentletrees

[seleneprince]

Unpopular opinion #3 (since people seem to like these stuff)

I'm gonna get hate for this but

Hinny feels forced and out of nowhere to me.

They had the perfect set up for a cute romance. Best friend's younger sister whom he's used to take care of, but suddenly she grows, doesn't seek his attention anymore and he slowly gets to know her as her own person instead of his buddie's sister. He find himself drawn to her and feels guilty about it for the typical reasons, only to realize she feels the same way, always has, and boom, their feelings finally clash in a passionate kiss after months of sexual tension and years of mutual pining. Beautiful.

Or at least that's what could have been if we saw them interacting more after the Chamber of Secrets thing, but we don't. Ginny practically dissapears after that, we only know of her through others' pov, and when she finally becomes relevant in harry's radar is when she's dating other boys and shows her skills in the quidditch field. Then suddenly, he notices how beautiful and funny she is, even though they're from the same house and they've surely seen each other often, either at the Burrow or around the common room.

They don't have a proper built-up, or any relevant interactions that hints at harry's interest in her, at least not enough to showcase the epic endgame couple they're supposed to be. It feels to me like the recurring trope that when a girl is in love with the protagonist long enough, she's bound to end up with him. Or the when someone is in love with you for so long, you must give them a chance.

I think one of the reasons it pisses me off so much is ginny's wasted potential. Because we could have had an amazing and compelling story about personal growth with a girl that, sick of being in her brothers' shadow and overlooked, finds the courage to forge her own path and make people recognize her for who she is, not as another Weasley. A story where, instead of fooling around to "make time" until her crush to notices her, she moves on from him and starts to date boys because she actually likes them and enjoys dating.

But no. Instead, all that development from her part is reduced to "hermione told me you might like me if i acted more like myself" "she told me to date other boys" bla bla bla

In conclussion:

Hinny had great potential as a love story, but it was done poorly

(REMINDER: This is just my opinion, and by no means i intend to force it unto other people or offend anyone. if you like hinny as a couple, good for you. I won't attack you because of it)

#i love ginny weasley as her own character #she's a fucking badass and a damn queen #but when it comes to her relationship with harry potter? #EW #no thank you i'll pass #i hate when a girl's personal growth is built around her hopeless crush for a guy #she had all the reasons in the world to want to grow as a person but an unrequited crush WASN'T one #like it could have been great and one of my otps #but we don't see them interacting not even as friends #and suddenly he's completely in love with her? #we know ginny was into him from the start #but we don't see any indication on harry's part until it's already shoved in our faces #it would have been much better if she actually moved on from harry but fell for him again eventually once they became friends #and show us how harry slowly sees her as a girl he's attracted to and not just as ron's sister #as well as his inner turmoil because of it #anyway #thank you for attending my ranting #harry potter #ginny weasley #hinny #anti hinny #aesthetically they're great #but i love more the “what could have been” in my head #hp rants #pro ginny weasley #to remind people i don't hate her

[its-tea-time-darling]

imagine lucy got scared bc she realized snow had murdered one more person he didn't want to tell her about. imagine she made the excuse to go dig up katniss, and in a desperate rush ran away. when her scarf got tangled in some branches she didn't dare take the time to disentangle it, but dropped it instead.

the snake, knowing lucy's scent and finding comfort in it, curls up in it. after some more steps, lucy comes to a halt. maybe she overreacted?

just as she has starts having doubts, coriolanus shows up in the woods. he's carrying one of the rifles. lucy bites down a gasp, tries to keep as quiet as possible.

at first, when he shouts "hey did something happen? if it did, we can talk about it," she nearly wants to step out of the trees and reveal herself. maybe they can talk about it? maybe he's not as dangerous as she fears? didn't they wanted to run away together and build a new life?

just as she's about to step out, coriolanus reaches down to the scarf--and gets bitten by the snake. he rages and screams, and now lucy knows she needs to get out of here.

breath short and heart pounding, she loses her head and starts running -

snow shoots.

#tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #listen i wouldnt stand behind this version of events 100% #i do think it's like lucy to be smart about people and knowing damn well when someone's dangerous and she needs to get tf out #it'd also be like her to use the snake #in fact i like that interpretation better #HOWEVER #this one's soo fun bc it's mean coriolanus fucked it all up *by himself* in that setting #which i am partial to as well #so you see my dilemma #luckily that's the fun with an canon interpretation there's many ways for it to have gone #the hunger games #thg