#sexy lamps

[chlobody]

🌀🌀🌀 [ shot by @ohseephotography ]

#nudephotography #nudemodel #artistic nude #nude pose #nude art #art nude #women in art #artsysexy #artsyphotography #tittituesday #natural titts #sexy titts #free the bewbs #natural bewbs #hot bewbs #all natural #natural woman #naughty #natural body #sun lamp #ohseephotography #nude model chlobody #chlobody #flannel #artsy nude #artsy aesthetic #flashing body #onlyfansbabe #onlyf@nz #onlyfans creator

[javelinbk]

John Lennon’s weapon of choice in Help! (1965)

#I love lamp #anyone else find his ‘get out’ at the end rather sexy? #I love it when he goes all leader of the pack #paul must too from the way he moves to his side #john lennon #the beatles #help! movie #javelin's gifs #javelin’s gifs: help! #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr

[shiftythrifting]

Batman Leg lamp - Goodwill Manasota, Venice, FL

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #lamps #batman #goodwill #new sexy leg lamp dropped

[mindsynthcreations]

#street lamp #bound girl #roped girl #ropebondage #bd/sm rope #bd/sm community #nudity #hot nude #sexy breast #ai generated #sexy content #ai nude #ai girl #ai model #sexy nude #sexy pose #nudemodel #art nude

[dollypopup]

Colin did not get a POV in Season 1. No scenes where he grapples with his feelings and the situation in a meaningful way. Colin fans notice. Calm down, you tell us. It's coming. It's not his time, yet.

Colin does not get a perspective in season 2. Few if no scenes of him bonding in meaningful ways with his family, no perspective of him conducting research. Nothing for his own personal growth. Colin fans notice. Calm down, you tell us. It's coming. It's not his time, yet.

Colin's statement at the end of S2 brings about a fandom that demonizes him. It has no context. We do not see the lead up. Colin exists through Penelope's eyes, through her feelings. Colin fans notice. It's not his time, yet. Colin doesn't get a poster. Calm down. It's coming. It's not his time, yet. The information told to us center around Penelope loving herself, her story, her growth. It's not his time yet.

Colin is not even in the teaser clip of his own season.

It's not his time yet it's not his time yet it's not his time yet

Will it ever be?

#Colin Bridgerton #Polin #This fandom treats him like he's her prize and that his own growth and perspective doesn't matter so I'm not surprised but like #It's sad y'all #He's my favorite character and he's been given NOTHING #He's supposed to be the lead!!! #Like yes I love Penelope and her story is important but damn #You could replace Colin with a sexy lamp and have the same result at this point #Where is his growth? His pov? His familial connections? His travels? His letters? HIS FRIENDS? #Why has he been given NOTHING????

[toastandjamie]

This is me declaring to the entire world that this is a Min Farshaw fan blog and yes, that IS about Book!Min and I’ll defend her with my life and if I hear any “sexy lamp” comments I’ll bite you. You are the ones diminishing her to only a sex object for Rand because you refuse to acknowledge her actual characterization and actions in the series and also apparently have never had a crush on a person.

#wheel of time #min farshaw #min my beloved #just a tiny bit of hostility #sorry I just saw one too many sexy lamp jokes about Min and got annoyed lol

[grntre23]

the best durin boys!! fili and kili with their blue hoods from the book plus inventory…falling dangerously deep into my hobbit fixation again

#fili and kili #fili durin #kili durin #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart #book fanart #tolkien #tolkien fanart #there and back again #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #unexpected journey #desolation of smaug #fili’s sexy sexy knives #they both share the little guitar thingy #fili knows how to sew stuff and sews all the shit that kili busts during the trip #kili always sneaks fili extra bread and cram #fili carries the heavy lamps and bottles and acts as if he’s showing off but he’s just carrying them so his little brother doesn’t have to

[zeerohpunk]

look, i need more milo and sweetheart LORE content. i love the stuff they have for audios, im not sayin that, but i want to know more about sweethearts work with the department. i would have loved to see what the whole quinn situation looked like from their perspective and talked about more among the pack members, or their work regarding anything with the inversion. idk i just want to see more of what sweetheart does and how that plays into their day to day and talking about stuff with milo

#sexy lamp characters are nice but sweetheart is more than that #they play an important role in the dept #i mean porter knew theyre damn good at their job before he even met them for gods sake #i want to see it! #i love projecting headcanons and stuff onto characters like angel and baabe etc but sweetheart is their own character ykwim? #anyways this is /lh #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted sweetheart #redacted milo #redacted quinn #redacted inversion #redacted dump

[murderoushagthesequel]

happy new years!

thank you to each and every one of you for making this year special :) i know this account has died down quite a lot over the past few months but i honestly treasure every moment it's brought me

i've met so many amazing people, some of the best friends i've ever had and the love of my life, i've grown as a person and become more comfortable in my art and my writing, and i've been able to connect with myself better

this is not me saying goodbye by any means i'm just reflecting and so grateful for the impact tumblr has had on my 2023

reading and writing fanfiction, making fanart, engaging in the tumblr marauders fandom, and branching out improved my year and helped me through some really tough times so thank you :)

thank you for helping me make this a year i've enjoyed looking back on

i love you all!!

see you soon,

hag <3

a few people who (knowingly or not) made my year: @where-is-vivian @effiepotterisamilf @malakiwis @definitelynotttheo @not-rab @lostforgottenspaces @risetherivermoon @mo0n-water @calamitoustide @withtheoldstars @idkkkjustgay @vini213 @aroacelilyevans @artbyace @olivers-cocoapuffs @apricusapollo @floralembarrassment @ye-olde-trojan-horse @bellathethirstybitch @greenvlvetcouch @nothing-like-a-mad-woman @itsm3m00n @underburningstars @casstration @oesker @deadly-moonlit-embarrassment

#happy new year #new year #2024 #love letters from hag #new tag ig :) #me being sappy #who could've guessed #vivian tag!! #drac's corner! #this tag is theoretical #kairannosaurus rex tag #ex ex ex wife tag >:( #slipped on a SOCK #lemon pie #vini fan club #so much to look back on #from my first fic (do you wanna build a snowman) #to sexy lamp day #to my first posted smut #to jellies #to the strawberry ice cream wars #to the mysterious hag plan #and beyond

[a-dip-in-the-source]

Something something Bracken's horns always falling into Kendra's hands. Holding a piece of you you thought you lost forever, letting her have it, because now she's a part of you to.

Maybe a story about destiny. Here's a piece of me you found before you even knew me. We helped each other before we met each other. Thank you thank you thank you for returning the favor, I want to help you further.

Maybe its a story about healing. Bracken the hornless unicorn, trapped inside himself. Kendra brings him out of prison, opens him up, helps him retrieve his second horn. Does it again, helps him reclaim his third.

Maybe its a story of realization. She represent all he was, and showed him he didn't need it anymore. Let me cut you some pieces of me, so that my connection to you can last forever.

The horns are so much to me.

#fablehaven #dragonwatch #brackendra #shiponthesource #bracken the hornless unicorn #its sort of. I love the story of Bracken the unicorn #so I wasn't super hyped about him giving up his immortality at the end of dragonwatch because thats what made him super interesting to me #(also he was sosososo happy to get his powers back in kttdp) #and dragonwatch didn't develop him enough for me to excited about what he was developing to #give it up for Bracken worlds first male sexy lamp prize. ! #anyways. going to explode now. #because the subtext story I've been fed could feed me for YEARS

[srirachaz]

irritating that both the percy jackson movies and the tv show take things that annabeth did (showcasing her personality and her dimensionality and whatnot) and giving it to percy or grover

like why write a female character if you’re going to butcher her in the adaptation

like they did the same bull shit to katara in the avatar movie and the live action show

#stopbutcheringfemalecharacters

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #katara #avatar the last airbender #in the originals they’re awesome characters to look up to #and in adaptations they fail the sexy lamp test or whatever it’s called #but why are annabeth's ideas now percy's? #why does sokka have katara's anger?

[aphverse-confessions]

Ngl, I don't understand why people hate Kim... like what is there to hate. No, literally. There is nothing going on there. She is a mediocre possessed lamp.

.

#aphmau #aphblr #aphverse #aphmau confessions #Kim is the blueprint of the sexy lamp test #aphmau mystreet #mystreet #🤭 #kim tag

[hellfirenacht]

More Flight of Icarus thoughts, specifically about Paige Warner.

TLDR. She deserves better than what the fandom gave her.

God she was treated so bad by the fandom.

This woman has her Grandma die, she comes home to clean a hoarder home which is really messed up and can take a huge toll on your mental health. She found dead cats in the home! She has a dream job that barely acknowledges her and even says that guys try and date her just to try and get signed.

She shows up to the Hideout, just to hear some music to get her mind off of everything going on and runs into a cute boy who's music she likes. She's attracted to him and he feels far more real than any of the plastic people in LA. They flirt a little and she goes back to the Hideout to see him again.

The cute boy shows up again, saying he wants to see her. She is so excited until he just wants what every other guy wants; to be signed. But shit, his music is good and maybe they can help each other out.

Paige sets up the studio, pays out of pocket for a demo ($300 in 1984, is $840 in 2024 money) and works her ass off to try and help. It's a long shot, her boss is picky and hates most things. But Paige sees in Eddie what we ALL see. She believes in him.

By some stroke of luck, her boss loves the demo. This is HUGE. She used her own time and funds and stuck her neck out for Eddie and sacrificed everything to make this happen.

She tells him, he finally makes a move and kisses her. Things are great for a few weeks. She's gonna get a promotion, he's gonna get signed and they're gonna live together in L.A. She likes him. He likes her. Her family likes him.

He drops her off at the airport. In a few days things are gonna work out.

A few days pass. She gets a call from Eddie thinking that he missed her or that he wanted to just hear from her.

No. Once again, Eddie bursts her bubble and he's in jail. It's early, she's not awake yet. She asks what did he do because what the fuck? The audition is in a few days. This is a BIG DEAL. Like, she could probably get super fucked over because real agents from a huge record lable are about to get blown off because this guy she put everything into decided to do something stupid right now and land himself in jail. Could her job really trust her after this??

Anyone would be pissed.

Remember, she has no context of what we know about Eddie. She only knows what little he gave her, and he hid a LOT about who he was to try and be who he thought he should be

She STILL bails him out of jail.

And yeah, I am jealous that Paige had Eddie even for a while. But that doesn't negate that she was treated badly by the fandom for the crime of being a girl who was interested in Eddie. Any of us would have done the exact same thing to do something for Eddie.

#nacht post #Paige Warner #flight of Icarus #eddie munson #someone called her a sexy lamp and did we read the same book #remember Eddie is the narrator and doesn't know or understand everything

[bettie-may-page]

Bettie Page Standing # 327

Big Thanks to “House Of Bettie” for Colorisation, Please Visit their Tumblr blog.

#standing #floor lamp #bettie page #bettiepage #sexy #long hair #beautiful smile #long legs #betty page #beautiful face #beautiful eyes #high heels

[layzeal]

highschool wangxian are boycrush4boycrush and i think that's hilarious

they are the two most good-looking guys in class who are also rival geniuses, so if you're a classmate and you like boys then you 100% either have a crush on the bright, athletic and easygoing wei ying, or the quiet, alluring, handsome and slightly intimidating lan zhan. if not on both!

then they start dating each other 🧍‍♂️

#i think it was @perilously who said wangxian are sexy lamp x maniac pixie dream girl which makes them love interest 4 love interest #AND THAT KILLS ME IT'S SO TRUE i think about it everyday #modao #lace speaks

[hostilemuppet]

even though floyd "forced" creek to play stardew, it seems like he's actually enjoying it. i'm glad he's got a hobby other than scam mentally ill people with his yoga class, good for him!

hey now, creek has hobbies! like drinking. and taking his kids to the playground. and letting his husband snort coke off of his chest (he doesnt get a say in that one)

#ask #tdau #hes kind of like the male version of a sexy lamp when you think about it. how subversive and feminist of us!