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eepy-samzie · 4 months
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chat spoilers!
uh oh-
it's actually been sentient all this time!
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teeth-farie · 2 years
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what do you think about the sentient obey me boys changing some parts of the scenario, changing the suggestive scenes and choices into some good spicy scenes and choices?👀
Ohohohohoho 👀
I wouldn’t put it past them, especially mammon. His brothers are always barging in on him when it’s starting to get good! So is there really a problem if he messes around a bit and changes the scenes a tiiiiny bit? He’s sure you appreciate it too! (You better! It took him a long time to get the courage to type in the choices he truly wanted)
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Mc: good night Mammon
Mammon: night
Mc: good night my sentient meat eating plant
Plant: (weird gurgling)
Mc: good night voice I can only hear when it's silent and am alone
Mammon: (lying in bed) Mc what the fuck is going on here?
Mc: I'm saying my goodnights
Mammon: if I wasn't used to your behavior I would be concerned
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too-much-gacha · 8 days
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have this little idea stuck in my head, so here you go:
The decision was made. We were all going together to some new place for dinner. And from what bits and pieces we heard, it wasn't exactly a cafe, or a restaurant, or a bar, it was a bit of everything but still seemed to fit together nicely. Everyone was more or less excited about the outing. Beel was happy because apparently they served rather large portions. It was convenient for Belphie and Levi, one got out of making dinner the other could stop by to buy some manga on the way. Satan looked forward to a small library in the corner and Mammon, though he never said it out loud, couldn't wait to get his hands on on the slot machines in the arcade corner. On the way there Asmo was getting excited and kept looking through devilgram filters and trying to decide which one would look best on food pictures. And while Lucifer was glad for some peace and quiet, since he swiftly opted out right before exiting House of Lamentation, I was glad to spend some time with at least some of my friends. Still a pity others couldn't come with us. After we arrived and picked a table all but one orders were placed. Then I followed my restaurant routine I have adapted while living in devildom. Find a dish I'd like to eat, ask if it's safe for humans. Positive answer -I place an order, negative one- let's start from the beginning. Here it went unusually quickly, my second choice was a edible for me. After forty minutes or so, everyone had their orders delivered and Beel was halfway through his third dish. We all started eating with some chit-chat in between bites. The pasta I ordered had a unique flavour, after the initial spiciness it turned bitter momentarily and then transitioned into this fruit-type sweetness. The taste was amazing, and it had a kick making my breath heavy after some time. I had no regrets with this pick.
"Hun' you look kind of hot. Is everything alright?" Asmo asked with a slight concern in his voice.
"What do you mean? The pasta's a bit spicy but tha—"
"Nothing's spicy enough that The Great Mammon couldn't handle. Gimme a taste!" Mammon interrupted leaning over to snatch a spoonful of sauce.
"No, I mean you've got these... ugly red blotches on your face. I don't think that's normal and you sound a little... weird?"
"Wha?" Now that Asmo pointed it out I could hear it too. My voice sounded a little hoarse and when I tried to touch my cheeks they were... Itchy? And that heavy breathing feeling from before didn't stop. In fact it was getting worse. It was getting harder and harder to take a deep breath without wheezing. What's happening to me? I sent a panicked look to the group which in hindsight wasn't the best thing to do since they started panicking as well.
Aaaaand that's how I got here.
"I knew we shouldn't have trusted that waiter about the food" Mammon complained as I sat on bed at vet's swinging my legs. It was the second time I had a comfort of using a bed rather than a table for other patients, it was probably placed here specifically for me. I sort of pitied the guy, the only demon who knew how to more or less treat humans combined with my luck and inability to teleport to human world in emergency cases without raising suspicion made me a regular here. At some point they started giving me stickers after each visit. Maybe they liked having a patient they could chat with?
"Weren't you the one praising him for giving cheaper dish recommendations? " I retorted back.
"Maaaaybe?" he stretched not wanting to admit to accusations, "But he should've told you that was dangerous to humans" Mammon pointed an accusatory finger my way like it was my fault.
"I do have to agree with Mammon on this one," Satan turned his attention from the vet's black cat towards us. I was still convinced it wasn't an actual cat rather a sentient cat-shaped black mass. "You specifically asked and he didn't inform you about any ingredients poisonous for humans."
"I wouldn't say this specific one is poisonous for humans," the vet entered the room with a clipboard in hand, " it's more of a 'poisonous for this specific human' case." I looked at them dumbfounded gesturing for them to elaborate and they sighed in return. "Don't eat this anymore, you're severely allergic." They handed me a sheet of paper and added, "Actually don't eat anything on this list, you're also allergic to those."
Not a second later Mammon grabbed me by the shoulders and started shaking me, "Why didn't you tell us you had allergies!!!"
"I didn't know!!!" I shook him by the shoulders in return. "I'm just as surprised as you! Even lactose and pollen had nothing on me back in the Human world"
The vet looked at us unphased by our antics. "Anyway, you're free to go," they said handing me a hell cockatoo sticker.
Hmm, don't have this one yet.
"What do we do if MC does eat something they're allergic to?" Satan posed a good question, which probably I should have asked since it's my health and all.
"I don't know. What do you humans usually do for strong allergies?"
"Uhhh... EpiPens I think. But would they work for symptoms caused by Devildom food?"
They shrugged making a 'I dunno' sound "Let's just stay with not eating stuff from the list"
"But that's like a whole page of stuff!"
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nixie-writes · 1 year
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Blitz and Stolas raise reader from an egg
What a way to come back to the dead with a commission I received from @thebattlecats2001 a little while back. This will probably be in queue for a while so Idk when this will post.
Blitz found himself in Greed once again, digging through the leftovers of his utter destruction of LooLoo Land to find something worth the effort. He passed by several tubs full of green liquid he didn’t have the guts to touch. Along his travels through the construction center he spied imps at the border of Notamafiatown, cornering an unlucky imp who probably didn’t pay back their loan or something. He turned to have deniability and ignored the cries and gunshots; he wasn’t here to witness a murder. Instead he reached his hand into some old junk and pulled out a long gun with a few rounds still inside. 
He was observing the old Tommy gun when he noticed, from the corner of his eye, a small bag fall over. Bags don’t move on their own. Approaching the sentient bag he found it had the unmistakable Mammon logo on it, and inside was something shivering. He reconsidered his options with this bag. Did he need to open it? What if he found a half dead body in there? At the same time, he could also find money or other valuables. He wasn’t quite sure. Abandoning his hesitance he grabbed the bag. 
Opening the bag he was met with a trembling egg. It was white with red spots adorning it. Digging around he saw the egg was in a poorly built little basket filled with rocks and soft blankets. Before he pulled out of the bag he spied a small sheet of paper and, examining it closer, found it was a letter. Swiping the letter from the bag he glanced across the words, taking in the details. 
To Whoever Finds This,
This is my egg, my baby. I can no longer care for it; I’m sick and frail. The father insisted we leave the egg outside for a loving family to find. Please be kind to my egg, it’s all I have and I have to let it go. Thank you. 
Blitz sighed to himself. Only he would find himself in this dilemma. Tucking the letter in his pocket he wrapped his tail around the egg and lifted it up, carrying it with him away from what used to be LooLoo Land. He gently sat it in the seat next to him and started up his little car, driving away. 
Upon arriving home, Blitz gently laid the egg on his bed. He had no idea what the hell to do with it. Loona would be home soon and she’d probably tell him to just take it to an orphanage. He didn’t exactly want to do that. He felt a little bad for the egg. It had no home, no parents, it was out on its luck. 
Pulling together some blankets and a heating pad he got the egg all comfy to maybe help it stop shivering. It didn’t seem to help but at least the poor thing was warm. He was trying to find out what it may be when he was interrupted by a familiar ringtone on his phone. He answered and put the phone to his ear. “Hey Stolas,” he greeted in a distracted voice. 
“Blitzy!” a jovial voice greeted him. Blitz listened to Stolas as he gave a rundown of his day, talking about the fun he and Octavia had at a local fair and how he won Via a stuffed bear. They certainly seemed to be a happy family. Blitz couldn’t help but think that this egg he found deserved that much at least. Then it clicked in his mind. 
“Hey, Stolas,” he prompted over the phone. “Not to be weird but, I found this egg that’s definitely alive and it has no family. Think you can take it? I sure as hell can’t.” His offer was met by a squeal of delight. “I’ll take that as a yes; see you in twenty.”
Arriving at the palace with egg in tow Blitz sat in Stolas’ room, waiting for him to come in. As he waited he took glimpses at the books Stolas collected. He had many about plants and herbs, a few about toads in specific, and one book that stuck out to him - a book about pirates. It was heartwarming to know Stolas remembered his childhood fascination with pirates and even got a book about them just so the two could have something to talk about. 
Stolas entered the room with two cups of coffee, one in each hand. He offered Blitz a cup and sat down across from him. “So this is the egg you mentioned?” he asked, pointing to the egg Blitz had brought in. Blitz nodded his head; “yep, that’s the little one. Think you can take it in?” Stolas hummed. “I could but, it needs two parents to have a healthy childhood and I don’t think Stella meets the criteria. You have experience raising kids, who do you think would be a good co-parent?” 
Blitz scoffed. “Me, duh! Tell you what, I’ll come by every day before going home and check on the little guy before going home. I’m busy but I can work that into my schedule. Then once it hatches, I can move in. Good deal?” Blitz held out a hand to shake. Stolas took his hand and shook it. “Now to break this to Octavia…” Stolas hummed. “I leave that to you,” Blitz laughed awkwardly. 
** Time Skip **
Stolas yawned, flipping open a newspaper using his magic and skimming through everything on the pages. Blitz sat at the table, sipping a cup of coffee and doodling some horses. Octavia stood near the fridge, feeding the carnivorous plant a T-Bone steak. It was a seemingly quiet morning…Almost too quiet. 
“Has anyone seen [Y/N]?” Octavia asked when she’d finished feeding the plant. Blitz shrugged, not looking up from his paper. “I dunno, haven’t seen him since I woke up.” Stolas hummed. “I would imagine he’s still asleep,” he suggested. 
Octavia sighed and left the kitchen, looking around for [Y/N]. She took a peek in each open room and found nothing. She searched the play room and was met with nothing but strewn out toys and markers next to an open coloring book of horses he and Blithad been coloring the night before. She was beginning to worry. It wasn’t until she looked in her room again she was met with the sight of her red-feathered little brother. “[Y/N]! I’ve been looking all over for you!”
You climbed off her bed, a coloring book under your feathery arm. “Hi sissy! Look at my coloring book!” You held up your book of horses to Octavia and she smiled at your crudely colored pictures. You weren’t yet old enough to color in the lines and you didn’t seem interested in learning when Octavia tried teaching you. It was hard to distinguish between your drawings and Blitz’s drawings. 
Pointing at a horse you’d colored you announced, “this is Stapler!” Octavia laughed and patted you on the head. Scooping you up in her arms she headed back to the kitchen where Stolas and Blitz were. “I found our little artist,” she announced as she sat you down. You made a break to Blitz, your feathers fluffed up in excitement. “Look, look! I drew Stapler!” You squealed, shoving the coloring book in Blitz’s face. 
“Yeah, I see that. Way to go, champ!” Blitz congratulated, patting you on the head. You giggled, turning to Stolas. “Can we read the book about pirates again?” you inquired, bouncing up and down. “Of course my little captain,” Stolas agreed. You fist pumped the air, squeaking in excitement. “All right!” You squealed. Octavia giggled from the entrance to the kitchen. 
Approaching Stolas Octavia spoke in a soft voice. “Things have been a lot better since Blitz brought that egg,” she mused. Stolas nodded in agreement. “When you have a child you’ll understand the appeal,” Stolas promised. 
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Sooooooo do the robo Fizz's... have emotions? Like are they sentient? My money's on no, they aren't, but if they are, why? Why would that be? Who(in universe) would decide the sex dolls/personal servents/Chuck E. Cheese animatronics needed to be sentient? I don't think Mammon would care enough to specifically order that and it seems like a place Ozzie would ABSOLUTELY draw the line, so like. Who's decision was that. Sentient robots aren't just a thing that happen. Somebody hAD TO DESIGN THEM SPECIFICALLY TO BE SENTIENT-
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chaifootsteps · 4 months
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The worst thing about Roo is that the actual phrase she comes from is "The Root of All Evil", which is referring to MONEY.
This phrase is technically a biblical thing, from Timothy 6:10, which goes "For the love of money is the root of all of evil", but it's also just a common phrase in everyday life and a common sentiment people have.
So to take that phrase, which is a condemnation of MONEY (capitalism, the rich, gold/coin/dollars, pursuit of wealth, Greed), and turning it into a literal fucking "root" like the roots of a plant… (and possibly conflating it with the Tree of Knowledge or the apple, though that's not yet confirmed but very possible)... it's so stupid.
It's like Viv was trying to make a PUN and thought she was so clever for it. She thought it was GENIUS, that one. But it doesn't work on any level; not as a pun, and not as something inspired by bible lore (since "the root of all evil" isn't an actual PHYSICAL/TANGIBLE THING, it's literally just a descriptive sentence,) it destroys the last shreds of the show's moral nuance, and it completely misses the point of the saying itself, which is that "the pursuit of money brings out the worst in people."
(So if we wanna be accurate, Roo should be a big pile of sentient dollar bills. Who hangs out with Mammon.)
Here's Roo.
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writing-by-mimi · 2 years
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GN:MC! Un-sheeps Hc
Fandom: Obey Me!
Characters: Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzelbub.
      Summary:   In the Obey Me! Manga, Mc is a cute little sheep. (For real, if you haven't seen it, look at it. The team that put it together made Mc cute as fuck.) So what would our lovely, most eligible, Devildom men think when part of the magic oppressing Mc finally fades, but still leaves them far from normal? Humans don't have a cute little fluffy tail and a perfect set of fluffy ears...
         Adult content. Read at your own risk. Not beta read. 
    💚Satan💚
• You and him had been reading in his room. As the hours grew later, you had fallen asleep, nestled to Satans side as he leisurely finished his book and listened to your small breaths.
• He'd never admit it, but when you slept, he would pet you. Your wool was soft thanks to Asmodeus. He was told you were human...but you were merely a very well off sentitent lamb in his mind. A decent enough personality, you cared for his family...and you were almost like an allowed pet.
• He would never tell you that outloud. He knew it was wrong. That you were supposedly human... but being small, furry and almost as cute as a kitten... You'd been here for years at this point. If you were going to change, it would have happened by now. Even in the human world, you still retained your current shape. A sheep.
• Checking his D.D.D. the time read 2:45 AM. Breakfast was in a few hours, then R.A.D.. He also wanted to stop and check on the strays staying at the park... sighing, put his book on the nightstand and stretched his legs. Looking over to his side, seeing you curled up, it was adorable.
• So, he decided to be lazy. He had done it before, his brothers would complain, but you also fell asleep in their rooms too, so no real punishments were a threat.
• Snuggling into his pillow, and scooting you closer to his side, he fell asleep stroking your wool.
• His phone going off, he reached for it and silenced it, never once opening his eyes. Fuck, he should have went to bed sooner. Careful in his movements, he went to sit up, making sure not to jostle you too much. You may have slept in his room before, but he still hadn't let you see him with bed head or anything short of proper. Mainly because you were too cute and he enjoyed petting your coat...but you also hung out with Mammon...so he really needn't worry himself with such things, right?
• Was he experiencing sleep paralysis in his arm? Looking over he saw the nape of a neck.
• What?
• Taking a second, guarded glance, he slowly eyes the figure in his arm pressed to his side. The body is faced away. Moving slowly he almost forgets how to breath.
• Pact marks.
• They trail down your spine...his sets with his brothers... you really were more than the realms smartest sentient sheep...
• And you were now naked next to him...
• Satan can feel his face catch fire, redder than Leviathan has ever been. It's been literally years since he has had another in his bed. Your body was beautiful... but it didn't hold a candle to your voice
• "Mmmm, Tantan is it time to get up already?" You rolled over, mind still so full of sleep you didn't even notice your situation, arm slowly snaking around his waist so close the his cock. Voice warm and full of sleep... Oh, your voice was made for him. You would sound so wonderful to listen to as you read outloud. He could watch those lips move for hours...
• Then he sees it. His downfall.
• Ears. You have soft fluffy lamb ears... he's always been a cat man...but fuck, if you aren't giving him a reason to become equally enthusiastic about lambs...
• You let out a content sigh, nuzzling into his chest, and it happens. The nail in the coffin. Not only does he see your ears lightly bounce as the sigh leaves your very kissable lips, he feels fur moving quickly across his wrist, which means two things. The first being you even had a tail. A cute fluffy tail that most likely matched your ears...and if that were the case, the fur on his wrist meant it was your ass in his hand, and it fit perfectly.
• He had fallen asleep in his clothes last night, which was both a blessing and a curse. His erection had popped through the hole in the front of his boxers and was twitching againt his zipper, but maybe you wouldn't notice...
• He wasn't sure what to do. He had some ideas...but those were mostly lead by his morning wood. An especially dirty piece of literature at the front of his mind as his eyes took in all of your form not pressed against him. He couldn't do it...it would be wrong on so many levels...but he could wake you with a kiss. Gentle touches that would make you moan and whine in your sleep until you woke up unbearably horny with his cock out, ready and waiting, for you to take all of it.
• Maybe this was a dream? It had to be... you wouldn't suddenly, just last night...transform. It was ridiculous....but if it were a dream, with how vivid and lucid he felt...it just couldn't be. This had to be reality.
• "Satan?" Your voice was soft as you pushed yourself up, full chest on display for him and him alone, locked in his room away from the others. "Is it time to get up?" He watched as you rubbed your eyes and your ears lazily flopped on your head. He'd never forget this moment, he was sure of it.
• His heart was racing. Face heated. Thoughts of waking up to you like this for the rest of his life... he had developed a crush.
• He felt shallow, but only for a moment. You were good company. Kind, sweet to his family. Your mostly true form only made it so he wouldn't be know as some sort of animal fucker. (He could deal with the ears and tail. It was fucking adorable and he would rip anyone's arm off who begged to differ.) Perhaps he had liked you more than previously thought, but brushed it away because of your form? Whatever the case may be, it didn't change how he felt in this moment.
• He couldn't help the smirk on his face as he pushed himself up to rest on his elbows, the audible slapping sound of you covering yourself and you rolling out to the other side of his bed hiding on the floor was utterly cute. The little lamb was shy about being naked.
     "How long was I like that?! Why didn't you wake me up!" Your voice hissed as you pulled what you could for blankets off of him and his bed.
     "I tried. You sleep hard." He shrugged nonchalantly.
     "How much did you see?!" Your ears fluttering quickly, rash movements as you sulked on his floor, barely looking over his bed to him.
     "Everything." He tilted his head as his sat up fully, causing you to clench the blanket. Crawling over to the edge of his bed while shedding his overcoat and shirt, he looked down at you, face heated and trying to make yourself as hidden as possible as you averted you gaze. Holding out his dress shirt to you, he quickly pulled it away with a chuckle when you reached for it. "It's rather rude to sleep naked next to someone who could not consent. Such unruly and wild behavior." He teased as he tutted. "So I'll make you a deal, Mc. I'll forgive you, even give you the shirt off my back, all for the simple price of sitting on my lap and apologizing."
     Your angry face was cute. He couldn't take you seriously. Even as you stood and tried to take the blanket with you from his room. He had grabbed that too. "Stealing? I never would have thought you a thief." His smile held no malice as he slowly pulled you closer and closer to the side of his bed.
     "Satan, I'm not a thief or a pervert and you know it!"  You fought for more of his blanket, but it would do you no good. His grip was  much stronger than yours.
      "When your angry, your tail wags." His finger slowly trailed down your spine through the blanket, making you shiver and gasp as he held your tail tightly. "Even your big floppy ears bounce around trying to convey my sin." His other hand moved to the side of your face as he moved from his bed to stand in front of you. "I wonder if I could make your hole twitch as hard as your ears?" His voice next to your ear as his tounge slowly drug up your neck.
     You hadn't meant to whine, or even press yourself further into his touch. Every time he touched you, your skin would tingle and denying he had aroused you would be fruitless. He knew you were.
    Slowly unzipping his pants, he guided your hand to his cock. Hot, throbbing and leaking precum. You bit your lip to stifle yourself.
     "Are you ready to sit on my lap and apologize until I'm satisfied, little lamb?"
     💖Asmodeus💖
• He is in love with your sheep form. You are adorable, precious, so caring...OK, so that didn't have to do with your form...but it had to do with you, so close enough.
• You allowed him to dye your wool, treat your fur and even curl or straighten it. He even got to put ribbons and bows on you too. You were his own living, stylish dress up doll.
• It was a shame you hadn't taken human shape yet... he was so eager to see what you truly looked like! He could take you to human world spas and do so much more with you when you finally regained your form.
• You had come to his room. Sundays were the days he would do your weekly treatment and gossip with you. It was his favorite day of the week. It even beat shopping Saturday.
• The day had gone normally...until he heard you screaming from his bathroom. Throwing down his products to the floor, he ran to you. Blood icing over expecting the worst
• Except this was the best thing to ever happen to him!
• You were in his tub, (he would let you swim in it while you soaked in the bath. It was basically an Olympic pool with your tiny form. After, he would massage products in and out of your coat.) an absolute mess of arms and legs. Hair sticking to your face as you coughed and sputtered water from your lungs. Looking up to him with those big shocked eyes of yours...you were breath taking. Even soaking wet and a disheveled mess, he could see your beauty.
• Asmo just throws himself into his tub, designer clothes forgotten as he embraced you and presses a quick kiss to your cheek. "You look so cute! I couldn't help myself."
• The Avatar of Lust clinging to your naked form in his bathtub nearly made you faint. Asmo blamed the water and pulled you out, quickly getting a towel and even his pink silk robe for you to put on.
• He was so happy about your change. It opened up a world of possibilities! ...so why did you look so glum? His lips formed a frown as he approached. You held his robe down trying to cover your thighs. You...you almost looked ashamed...
• "Mc...do you not like the way you look?" His voice was soft. Heart a mere moment from breaking as you turned your face away. "I...I'll find a way to become a sheep again!" He could see the panic in your eyes. So afraid of judgement from him of all people.
• So he did the only thing he could do. Show you just how wonderful he found you and your new form.
• He slowly knelt front of you. Hands ghosting over your thighs as he looked up to you as his hands found your hips. "You really shouldn't." His hot breath carried across your thighs as his soft lips pressed slow seductive kisses to your skin.
• All you could do was look down to him, embarrassed. You even tried to step back from him only to freeze when you heard his words.
• "I've thought about this moment for years Mc. I've never jerked off to the same fantasy more than twice...but this..." His hands slowly slid his robe up your body, revealing your upper thighs, leaving your genitals covered as not to go to far to fast. (Where would be the fun in that?!) "I've thought about it a lot." He placed a small nip to the outside of your left thigh. You could feel your face heat as you locked eyes with him. His fingers tracing so close, but yet so far away from where you wanted.
• Letting out a gasp, you felt Asmodeus's warm tounge trail up to your naked hip, fingers dancing across your now exposed rear. "You even make better sounds than I imagined... would you let me see how different my fantasy and reality are?" His voice was a pur. "You know I can make you feel like no one else in this house. Even the entirety of the three realms. I'll fuck you every night like no one else and show you how much I love you, and your new body."
• His tounge was so close to your pelvis. So. Frustratingly. Close. "All you have to do is give me consent, dear. I'll show you how beautiful I find you." You could feel your new ears and tail shaking with need as you nodded to the Avatar.
• Before you can even comprehend how it happened, Asmo had you on his bed, face buried in your crotch as he hummed. His eyes never left yours, he wanted to see every cute expression your little face could make. And it would be all because of him.
• It's only when the two of you don't show up for breakfast the next day does anyone figure out what's happened.
• Mammon had been sent to retrieve the two of you, he walked in on you (he knew it was you, he saw those pact marks on yer back, okay? How could he not when his brother was fucking you like a starved porn star?) And his brother doing the nasty. He walked back and just sat at the table, shaking his head when everyone asked.
• Many more knocks were ignored and all Asmodeus did was wave from behind you as he continued to make you writhe on his bed. He didn't care if they saw, and you wouldn't even know, on account of him fucking your face into the mattress.
• He'd show you everyday just how much he loved you and your body, interruptions be damned.
     ❤Beelzelbub❤
• Sweet, wonderful Beel. You had been feeling funky all day throughout school, so he chose to skip Fangol practice to walk you home. You were easy to carry, you weighed nothing, (Which was upsetting, you should at least be a bit heavier...) and he liked how soft you were. From this angle, holding you to his chest, you facing forward, you couldn't see his blush.
• He was known for strength, brute force and an appetite that would never be satisfied
•  So the fact that you, a tiny little soft sheep loved being held in his arms made his entire life. You looked at him and saw just that, him. You didn't care about his rank, or his strength. You were unafraid of him.
• He figured it out a long time ago. He had a crush on you. The only one who knew was his brother. While Belphie was always kind and understanding...he didn't understand how he was attracted to a sheep. He explained it wasn't your looks, but who you were as a person he really cared for.
• His brother had given a soft smile, Nodding before his face fell to a frown. "Mc is a sheep, Beel...you know you can't ever be with them...right?"
• He had slept terribly that night. He knew his brother meant well, and he wasn't angry with him...it just broke his heart that his brother was right.
• He still hoped though, that you'd turn back to a human. Even Lord Diavolo said you would eventually... but after his talk with his brother it seemed like it would never happen.
• He still loves you. Cares for you, keeps you safe at school as a silent body guard, just out of your sight. It helps make him feel a bit better. That even if he can't ever really be with you...he can still protect you and care for you in his own ways.
• It's been over threes year now. You've come and gone from his life...only to return every time, unable to be away for too terribly long. The happy look on your small face as you grabbed his shin and said hello everytime melted his heart. He would pick you up immediately and give you a hug, being extra careful to squish you and your wool just a bit. The laugh you let out making him smile gently.
• He would usually hold you for hours. But the last time you returned, everyone had wanted to greet you. He frowned, but he handed you over anyway...you weren't here for just him. Pushing those feelings on you and denying you greeting his family and friends would be truly selfish, so he hands you off, regardless of how he feels.
• He hates it. That you haven't changed back by now. Even for an extended stay in the human realm, it did nothing for you, or his heart.
• So he does the only thing he can think of. He hides it. Pushes it deep down into his heart and tries to lock it up. He would rather be your best friend than do any harm and hope for something more. After all, he is just a glutton...even if you were human...what could he offer you?
• His brothers had so much they could give you...even Mammon, but him...
• He leaves the room, allowing you to greet his family. He knows your safe in there. It allows him a few moments to not worry about you so much and just...grieve? Is this what this was? His heart breaking and finally accepting his brothers words from all those years ago? He hates it, giving up...but it's for the best this way. Before his heart breaks any further. (But he is pretty sure it can't.)
• You had been back for a few months, and he had given you your space...you came around less and less. Even when visiting with Belphie, you chose anywhere but their shared bedroom.
• Maybe he was pushing you too far and you were obviously enjoying a break from his overbearing presence... the thought just depressed him more. He hadn't meant to make you feel that way.
• You weren't ignoring Beel per se... but being around him made your heart pitter-patter awfully hard in your chest. It hurt. You still hadn't changed back...and after all this time you were beginning to think you wouldn't ever...
• Beel deserved someone who had more than a little lamb body. Someone he could hold, and kiss...not be afraid to crush them in bed...plus, who would want any type of romantic relationship with a sheep?
• So everytime Beel would walk in, you found an excuse to leave. Would visit Belphie in the attic. Even changed chairs at dinner. You hated it, but because of your form it was for the better. You couldn't tell him your feelings, it would only make him feel bad...maybe even grossed out that a tiny little sheep like yourself loved him. You couldn't do that him.
• So you both carried on with heavy hearts for a few more months. Everyone had noticed, even Luke. He asked you quietly in the hall way at R.A.D. if you even still held a pact with Beelzelbub. It almost had you in tears.
• You had answered truthfully. That you were in love with the sixth-born, the Avatar of Gluttony. That you treasured his pact so completely, you'd never rid yourself of it unless Beel himself asked. You even told the small angel you were terrified of Beelzelbub knowing the truth...because something so gross and strange as a sheep loving him could be the straw that broke the camels back... You held back tears at the thought of Beelzelbub wanting out of your bond and excused yourself quickly. Making your way down the stairs as fast as your tiny form would allow.
• Beel was headed for his fifth period class when he heard it. Someone crying coming down the stairs. He chose to stop, he'd glance that they were physically okay, and give them privacy by staring over the banister like he didn't have a care in the world.
• A small scream caused him to turn quickly, a form falling down the steps just a few stairs above him. Moving quickly. He managed to catch the figure before they hit the stairs, throwing his arm out to catch the banister, making sure you both didn't roll down the rest of the staircase.
• "Are you alright?" Beels baritone voice gently asked as he looked away. He didn't know why this student was naked, but it was rude to stare. Whoever it was, he had put himself between them and the stairs.
• "B-beel?"
• The voice was warm, inviting. Smooth like honey. Whoever it was sounded nice enough, but it also sounded as if they knew him. Only his family and friends, and a few select Fangol teammates ever called him Beel.
• Curiosity got the better of him, it could only be a handful of people. Except the eyes look down to his face were ones he didn't recognize.
• "I'm me..." Okay?...so your name was me? Who was he to judge...although it was odd. "Beel...I'm finally me now."
• In an instant, the pieces click into place, and he hopes, begs any entity with the abilities to make it you. That it was you.
• "Mc?" He takes the chance and guesses. Watching a smile take over such a pretty face as you nodded.
• Looking down to see more of you, he quickly is reminded that your naked. He rips his eyes away. A small flush to his cheeks as he maneuvers to get both himself and you up. He quickly took his coat off and tied it around you. Picking you up, he rushed to the nearest empty room and closed the door behind him.
• He had so many questions...was it really, truly you? Was it permanent? Was he being punished? Would you just turn back into a sheep once he told you he loved you for so long? Would you think him a freak for loving you while you were a sheep? Would you-
• "Beel..." Your voice seems so close to breathless, standing pressed into his side. He finally gets a decent look at you.
• Your more than he ever thought you would be. Completely perfect from head to toe. It's like you were made for just for him...
• He can't resist anymore. He's been hungry to taste your lips for years. He knows he should ask, but he doesn't, he can't. It's as if he is a man possessed as he continues to kiss your lips and taste your tounge. Gasp and moans as your arms wrap around his waist just spur him on. He wouldn't stop now unless you asked him. This was his chance to show you, to tell you how much he loved you. Even if you turned back into a sheep, he atleast told you while you were human, so you wouldn't think him a freak.
• "I want to date you, Mc." His lips travel down your neck quickly, sucking dark hickies onto your skin. "I want to hold you, to be with you until the end." His voice was rough as he squeezed your hips, feeling the warmth of your skin through his jacket. "I want to fuck you." He admitted, grinding his cock into your thigh. "I've wished for so long you'd be human."
• You tell him your sorry as you grip his shirt tightly. That you liked him so much as well, but you couldn't bring yourself to let him down. He only answer is more kisses as he grunts, rutting against your leg.
• "I need to show you. Taste you." The Beel you knew and loved had taken a backseat to a Beelzelbub hungry to pysically express all of his feelings in a way his words just can't, and it tickles you pink.
• Your nails are digging into his back as he continues to thrust into you, mouth never leaving your body for more than a second. "I'll finally get to taste how happy I can make you." His words are grunts as he rinds that spot that makes your eyes roll back in your head and legs turn to jelly. He doesn't stop until he is sure you've cum. He pulls out of you, but just long enough to thrust his fingers deep inside of you. The sight of Beel tasting your cum as he started to fuck you again drives you wild.
• His hips are stuttering as his grunts become more of a growl, his demonic form changing his form while you lay beneath him, at his mercy. One of ypur hands scratch up his back, causing him to hiss and thrust harder as you move to grip one of his horns.
• Beels strong hands and rough fucking leaves you bruised, but completely satisfied as you laid on his chest. "I love you, Beel. It's why I stayed away...I just-" He silences you with a kiss. "Date me." You softly kiss the side of his jaw and nod. "Yes."
• He cleans you up, fixes his coat on you (its massive, hes built as fuck and tall as hell...) and takes you back home, his hand in yours the whole way. He had wanted to carry you, but the excitement of being able to walk on human feet trumped him. It was okay though, he had the rest of your lives to carry you when he pleased. He wasn't sure what he could offer you, all he knew is he would do what ever it took to show you he cared.
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prof-ramses · 6 months
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Bee is really the most evil, when you think about it - written by a Mammon kinnie
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Now, I know this is gonna read like me being a Mammon apologist (because I am) but this is something I've been meaning to bring to light for a while now. I believe that Beelzebub is the most evil Sin, at least of the ones we've seen so far.
Bee might seem very approachable and friendly, but this is exactly what makes that much worse than she otherwise would be.
The main thing here is the hellhound pound system, which is, at least in my eyes, the most horrific piece of worldbuilding we've gotten in the series. An entire sentient species being treated like pets and kept in squalled conditions within a framework created and overseen by their ruler and likely creator, someone who is for all intents and purposes, their god.
Thought not confirmed, it's implied hounds that age out of the system are just straight up euthanized. Again, this has yet to be confirmed, but it definitely doesn't help Beelze's case.
And what exactly becomes of Gluttony-born hellhounds who survive the pounds and get adopted? Why their love bombed with parties where their "benevolent" mistress uses their positive emotions to make a substance that can form dependency in demons the way alcohol can in humans just so she's even better off. Either that or they end up adopted by someone who just uses them as expendable muscle.
At this point I'm sure someone is saying that Mammon is still worse, and they'll likely point to the general state of Greed, being a polluted over-industrialized mess. But this just raises another point in my favor.
Unlike Mammon, who's upfront about only caring about his citizens' money, Bee puts on the persona of being a ruler of the people, not above them. She makes Gluttony seem so idyllic while also basing a contender for Hell's most deplorable enterprise out of it.
Beelzebub is such an adept manipulator that she gets Loona to come out of her shell, when Loona's closed of nature was spawned from her trauma that Bee's pounds are responsible for in the first place! For all we know, this also applies to Vortex, I mean, something had to blind him in one eye, perhaps a fight with a former cellmate?
And worst of all, she herself doesn't seem consciously aware of it, she may genuinely see nothing wrong with the conditions her subjects live in, likely because she judges their quality of life based on their "vibes" at her parties.
I just want to end this saying that I don't hate Bee, nor do I think Vivienne intended for people to infer these things, knowing her, it's likely she just didn't fully consider the implications while writing. But it is still a valid interpretation of Beelzebub's character based on what we presently know about her.
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weiila · 7 days
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I wonder if the Fizzbots being at least semi-sentient is some kind of long-term backup plan of Ozzies because hoo boy those are everywhere and mostly in creepy stalker fans’ bedrooms and at least two are very close to Mammon (provided he keeps them… but probably will just to be disturbing about it). Would be troublesome if they were all sleeper agents and/or ready for Fizz to command them all at once, hmmmm?
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liyacreate · 2 years
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Sheep!MC headbutting them
Basically imagine if MC had some sheep mannerisms alongside their sheep form and they get angry at one of the brothers or dateables or Luke and in their rage they try to headbutt them
Lucifer
Smug mf #1
Finds it adorable
Something about you trying so hard to hurt him but failing just warmed his lil sadistic heart
Might tease you about it in private
He won't tell you that it somehow made his day tho
Mammon
Would be pretty stunned at first
Once the shock is gone though, be prepared for him to laugh his ass off
He finds it extremely funny that sentient cotton candy tried to headbutt him
Will try to get you angry more often in the future just so you would do it again
Leviathan
Would also be surprised at first and stop functioning for a few minutes
Is also very confused
Once he processes what happened, he'll go on a rant about how moe this is
Would want to record it but he's too scared to make you angry again
Satan
Smug mf #2
He'll find it extremely funny as well
He is a gentleman and will apologize
He'll still suppress his laughter while trying to apologize tho
Another person who'll tease you until you're angry cause seeing you do that makes his day
Asmodeus
Manz will squeal about how cute it was
Will forget everything and just want to smoosh, squeeze, and hug you
He would want to record you just like Levi
He won't try to make you angry at him but will try to make you angry at another person so that he could record it
Beelzebub
Confused bean
If he doesn't see you actually do it, he won't feel anything and won't know you tried to headbutt him
He's like a brick wall so it's probably you who'll get hurt
If he see you do it tho, he'll be really worried for you
Will also apologize for making you angry
Belphegore
Smug mf #3
Yet another who'll find it extremely funny
Will probably compare you to a pillow in a pillow fight
Will continue to tease you so that you try to headbutt him multiple times
He might also try to rile you up on Lucifer so that you would headbutt him not knowing it makes Lucifer's day
Diavolo
Yet another confused boi
Asks if this is normal human behaviour
Another person who'll laugh his ass off
He might even ask you to do it again
He won't try to make you angry however if ever you try to headbutt someone else he'll have his DDD at the ready to record
If you get angry easily, he'll have an entire folder in his gallery for just MC angry headbutts
Barbatos
Is stunned at first but you wouldn't be able to know
Will chuckle a bit before apologizing
He'll remain a gentleman through the whole situation but inside he REALLY wants to laugh out loud
He wouldn't try to make you angry at himself or other people but strangely he pops up sometimes when you do
Solomon
Smug mf #4
Won't even hide how much he thinks you're cute and hilarious
Will try to make you angrier so that you headbutt him more
He'll record the whole situation and probably send it to asmo, satan, and the other people at purgatory
Will also sometimes make you angry at him and others just to see you try to headbutt someone again
Simeon
Very surprised and very confused
Will ask you why you did that
Will also apologize for making you angry
He won't admit he found it adorable tho
Might ask you to do it again if you're alright with it just so he could record it
He'll understand if you don't want to do it tho
Also won't try to make you angry but he'll try to record you if you do
Keyword: try
The video is either blurry or his finger is in the way
He'll still send it to Dia, Luci, and purgatory
Luke
He didn't get headbutt but he did see you headbutt a demon
Will cheer you on 100%
If Solomon is there, he might be able to convince Luke to headbutt the demon as well
Now there's a video of you and Luke headbutting some demon
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aimasup · 6 days
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Justice for Kitty btw (Val’s robofizz unit) she deserves so much better and he probably doesn’t even know/care that she’s sentient
Ok but why did they have to be sentient, did Mammon do that?? Poor guys
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pinkandpurple360 · 5 months
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Thonking abt the Fizzbots
Like. I wonder just how sentient these guys are - going off the Loo Loo Land Fizzbot’s interactions with Blitz, and the fact that some of them looked awkward/uncomfortable with their situations in Mammon’s commercial, they def have some level of sentience, I would say.
Also: do you think all the Fizzbots can fight like the one in LLL could, or maybe it was exclusive to that one as like. a security measure? Cause if they can all fight like that, and they wanted to pull off a mass Robo-Fizz rebellion, they uh. oh hecc O.O
Depending on how many there are in total rn, that could be scary and I’d love to see it :0
I have no idea why Fizzi can fight, but it’s damn cool that he can. He overpowered Blitz, who had to tap in a goddamn dragon to take him down. Man that episode was perfect. The good old days.
I guess Fizzbot went rogue after dealing with Blitzø and the bratty kids for so long? Idk. But damn the real Fizz deserved a way bigger fight with Blitzø than his robot form did. They barely fought at all that can’t be the whole story.
Dark themes 🚨 homophobia and SA
I hate to say it but I think making the bots sentient is just a joke. Especially the “sick degenerate adult” one, that was meant to be a gay conversion joke…that one frame with the women licking him? I had to look away, it was too much. And every time I see it I feel sick. It could be that the screenwriters just find them funny even though they are absolutely heart breaking to everyone else.
Thanks to Ozzie and Mammon, mostly Oz though, there are versions of Fizzarolli’s likeness and consciousness in metal bodies being SA’d…right now. And Fizz has no idea that they aren’t just toys or a doll. We have some confirmation he feels violated by it but can’t confront it. He doesn’t actually understand. Cmon man what happened to informed enthusiastic consent being the way?
Everyone’s looking forward to some type of addressing of the Fizzbot consciousness thing, it’s been on our minds since the very second episode. Three years ago. WHICH GOT 50M VIEWS BY THE WAY ! But they seem dead set on removing all blame off of one of the two guys who created these things. Ozzie isn’t a villainous guy at all, but stop pretending he’s morally good and flawless please?? lol? Fizz clearly wasn’t in a position to give his informed consent. Fizzbot was a massively popular antagonist despite only one appearance because he is genuinely one of the coolest characters. Fizzarolli meeting the robot version of himself and actually talking to him is an incredibly cool concept.
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Wildcard#6 how they care for their Undead creature
anyway this belongs to this
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Lucifer:
he doesn´t even know where they come from he just wanted to feed Cerberus once and suddenly there they were an odd science experiment from the look of it and they never left him alone since then
they even managed to be a part of their odd family, Lucifer doesn´t know how and frankly neither does he want to
they can keep their weird secrets
but he doesn´t feed them, he knows they can fend for themselves and as long as they don´t get hurt he does not care
is what he said at the beginning but nowadays he usually goes with them if they need food just to monitor them which nobody believes
but his Brothers are also afraid of the answer he will give them on why he always comes back bloodier then them so they won´t push the topic
Mammon:
the first time he meet them Mammon was ready to faint out of fear, or it was because they just crawled out of a grave he was planning to rob
maybe an unhealthy mixture of both, it wasn´t the first time this happened though but from his expertise this practically never happens with fresh ones
even worse it started following and this got him into trouble with Lucifer and he told Mammon to get ride of it but this was kinda a hard task
he tried to release them in the woods, gift them to some Witches he knows or even hide them in the Human World but no! they have to always find a way back to him
but after a while he started to warm up to them and it definitely helped that they always find valuable things somewhere and bring it to him
Leviathan:
he was terrified of them at first and I guess that makes sense considering the first time he met them was when they were chowing down on something in an ally
and he thought it was his end when they looked at him but they just walked past him and ignored him
but they just ran into each other so many times but all it did was making him even more terrified of them
even worse when he saw what they looked like he doesn´t know what they exactly look like but one thing is for certain they aren´t alive
but the one time they met each other and he wasn´t ready to run away in fear (or they weren´t covered in blood and other innards) was in a meet up for one of his favorite books besides TSL
after that he slowly warmed up to them, he was still cautious of them but he was starting to get along with them
Satan:
the first time he met them they ate some Demons who kicked a Cat so he just can´t help but falling in love with them
which is what he did, they are a fan of Cat´s, can easily handle him when he get´s angry and just like with him their birth or maybe even rebirth is a less than… well conventional thing
also he can get as brutal as he wants if they hunt for new food so another plus, they don´t care what he does as long as it´s still mostly edible
and most of the time after they ate both of them get to visit some Cat´s
but they might have to experience some odd looks because they are covered in blood and some remains of guts
not the worst state he was wandering around in the Devildom
Asmodeus:
he would never sully his hands even if it concerns his adorable crime against Humanity
but he is willing to lure in some idiotic Demons so they have something to eat, as long as they promise to one not get him dirty while they eat and two he´s allowed to give them a make-over when they are done eating and after they got cleaned up of course
though the blood does give them a bit of charm he has to admit it
but watching them eat is a tough act, they just get everything dirty and that doesn´t make for a nice sight
he prefers to just get them some nice pre-cut Demons, he knows there are some shops around
he´s already planning his next Devilgram photoshoot, a cute collage of cooking pictures with a sentient stitched together corpse <3
Beelzebub:
he would eat Demon with them, just as they would eat Human or another creature of their species with him
they just eat like whatever somebody puts in front of them no matter what
which caused some funny things in the House of Lamentation, most notably where his Brothers gave them and Beel some food shaped soap and watched what would happen
like they thought they ate it without hesitation
less funny was that one time they sat on the ground and ate the remains of the Humans
no one managed to take it away from them and truthfully nobody wanted to know where they got it from best case they killed somebody worst case they dug up a corpse
Belphegor:
he´s to tired to help his Zombie with hunting for food, he just asked Beel to help them with the killing part
he knows that they can easily track somebody down and eat them without a problem but he feels better when somebody is there with them
also if he sends Beel with them it means not only do both get something to eat but also that they will come home sooner which means he can cuddle a lot longer with them
and take some sweet naps with them
or if he´s awake enough they´ll go one a killing spree, either in the Devildom or the Human World
nothing´s strengthens bonds more than murdering and eating all kinds of creatures together
Diavolo:
as the King he can get away with anything and if one of those things involves sacrifices and Death so the person dearest to him can live so be it
it´s the Devildom and considering what the former kings did what Diavolo is doing is child´s play and he´s probably not the first one who killed others so somebody else can survive
and those who question him or even worse dare to insult his Undead friend well they might get even more food, it´s always nice to see somebody volunteering on their own :)
and he does always love a chance to feed them, it rarely happens but when it does happens it´s always nice
well putting aside the fact that their table manners are lacking the longer they go without food
Barbatos:
he doesn´t care about their blood drinking habits, as long as they don´t dirty the Castle and most important of all stop hunting down the Rats and Mice in the Castle to drink their blood
he will gladly get them as much blood as they want but if he has to see them stuff one more Rat into their mouth he will kill them
he doesn´t even know how many years of his life were taken away because he kept waking up with them dropping a dead Rat onto him but if he had to guess probably half of it
it also didn´t help when he found the pile, if it wasn´t for the fact they immediately started hiding away and going out of his way for months he would have killed them for it
Solomon:
he killed a bunch of Demons so they have something to eat, probably more than he should have but it got fun after the third Demon so he might have gone a bit overboard
but don´t tell everybody else, not because Solomon is worried about the consequences but more because others could get the idea to do the same
also then he won´t be allowed to feed you anymore because as macabre as it is it´s also kinda a chill way to hang out with them
as chill as hunting and killing Demons can be and considering both of them are Humans or I guess one is still close enough despite being a walking corpse none of them care
they don´t care at all :)
Simeon:
he might have gotten them some Corpses so they can replace some old body parts
did he kill them for their body parts? maybe but that´s between him and Father to know
but he doesn´t help them with the replacing part, he´s more concerned to keep Luke away from them
he freaked out enough when he found out they were a Zombie and he won´t let him get traumatized by them ripping of the old flesh so they can sewn on the new
and sadly it´s a lot easier said then done, despite them being a living corpse Luke is more concerned about potential Demons bothering them
if it wasn´t for the fact a Child shouldn´t see that, Simeon would think it´s adorable how much Luke cares about his new friend
Mephistopheles:
he is willing to occasionally share some of the Human blood he has with you
but don´t think just because he tolerates you that he would ever allow you to drink his blood!
okay maybe a little bit… but only if you don´t tell anybody, he might like you but there is no way he´ll let those Brothers now that they were right about him eventually falling for you
which is a shame for him he would have gladly held it over their heads that their beloved “Human” trusts him enough to not only tell him that willingly but that they also like him more than them
he would have especially loved to see Lucifer´s face when he realized there was something not even he can get
Raphael:
he is willing to help them, within reason of course
which means he won´t allow them to use his spears to help them hunt for food unless it´s against somebody that threatened them
but he might bring them the remains of some Demons if they are nice about it and stop tackling Solomon to keep him out of the kitchen
and if they leave Luke alone, just because they thinks it´s funny to play dead doens´t excuse them nearly giving the poor child a heart attack
but he does allow them to do it when they Brothers did something wrong
it is slightly amusing then
Thirteen:
if there is anybody who knows how to make sure the Dead don´t die it would obviously be her… and if anything DID happen she could always find a way to extend their life candle
or try and see if she could bring them somewhat back to the living, wouldn´t change their Undead status but it would change some of the problems that come with being Undead
also she won´t have to help replace body parts anymore, she doens´t have anything against it but it would save her a lot of time she could use to develop new traps or get some sweets from Luke
but she is allowed to choose the body parts too so it evens out, the even rigged some to act as a Solomon trap
she would love nothing more than to see that it works, because the current situation is that Solomon managed to escape all of them
but they´ll get him soon enough
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dotchi18 · 1 year
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I SAW YOUR POST AND I AM HERE™
request for mammon with bluebell please (or ivy if you'd like, it's up to you ^^)
ANYWAYS I ALSO WANTED TO SAY HI
hi~`
Eeeeeeeeeeee! Hi! And Thank you Cup, I appreciate you being here and making a request! ;w; 
Sorry if it took a while, I just saw it in my inbox and it says it was dropped in 78 days ago? I had no idea ;-; 
But I will of course do as you ask!
I decided to go with your Sentient!AU, I hope you like it!  
Yandere!Mammon x Reader
Bluebell (Humility, Gratitude)- “ I’ll be your humble servant, if only you let me.” 
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Life was a stressful mess as of late. 
Writing plenty of essays to get into college, with a lack of response from the counselor in helping, school still being something to focus on, it was just very stressful overall. 
At least there were other things to focus on, mobile games mostly being the focus as you sink plenty of time into Genshin Impact and Obey Me. 
Lately though any attempts to play Genshin was leading to the screen freezing after a minute or two, so most of the time you invested in Obey Me, and specifically your best boy Mammon. 
It seemed lately like whenever you entered the app, he seemed happy to see you, in his own Tsundere way. 
It was another night after a long day and you simply settled into your bed with a mug of tea and your favorite snack as you opened said app. 
“ Oi! Took ya long enough to come back! What th’ hell are ya doin’ all day?” The demon pouted, dressed up in his causal clothing on the Homescreen with his room as the background. 
Lately it seemed as if where everything else in life sucks, the game decided to bless you with Mammon cards to make you feel better, and you were quickly filling in getting his outfits and any backgrounds and soundtracks related to his cards as one played faintly behind Mammon’s voice, 
“ I guess it doesn’t matter, yer here now.” 
You were unable to stop a smile from coming onto your face as you pecked your finger onto the screen as if in a kiss on his head, giving it a small tap. 
“ Ya know givin’ me more affection wouldn’t kill ya yanno?” Mammon’s sprite blushed as he closed his eyes, shying, making the warm feeling curl more inside you. 
Deciding to humor the one behind the screen, you planted a kiss on your phone. 
Of course, being that it was a phone screen and you were you, the kiss took up most of his body, but you heard his laugh soundbite, pulling away to see his big goofy grin and blush.
“ Ya know fer a human ya sure are cute!” 
Realizing what he said his blush remained but he became more begrudging, wiggling in his place, “ I-I mean... Jeez, Ya really know how ta catch The Great Mammon off guard!” 
He tried to scold, but ended it a little lamely, making you stroke his hair with a finger as you turned your attention to your energy levels, not seeing the demon give a small frown at the change in attention. 
Lately with these new high-powered cards you’re getting you’ve been tearing through the Lessons, deciding it wouldn’t be too hard to tackle this next arc in this one single night. 
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Pulling everything together on the battle segment, you chose your three most high-powered cards at the time, Mammon, Asmo and Beel. 
Well, your most High-powered cards were all Mammon for the most part, but you wanted to fill in all the spots to make sure you could move along. 
Clicking the ‘Battle!’ button, you heard a Mammon soundbite that you had never heard before, but because you didn’t speak Japanese, you had no idea what he said. 
All you knew he said was ‘You’ and ‘them’, letting you know he was speaking to you probably about the others before the battles started.
The three brothers were dancing, but the only one with a sound bite actively sounding was Mammon as he danced his heart out against a mini boss. 
You set the boys special moves off as fast as you could, and Mammon’s powers set off, zombifying the competition. 
Sighing, you melted against your pillows, pleased for the nearly 100% triggering of the powers that had also been happening recently. 
You kind of wished the zombifying would work on real people, like your counselor. 
You had mentioned it out loud before, considering he was stressing you out with his procrastination and there was no one else around to hear you at the time. 
After all, wouldn’t it be super nice if something happened so you didn’t have to request a new one and the new one might actually get everything done on time? 
Sure it wasn’t a perfect solution, being accepted on the spot by the college itself would be, but when one had to dream of things more plausible one came up with stuff like this. 
Blinking back from your thoughts, you looked to see the ‘Win!’ sign hanging up with a pleased but flippant Mammon saying something before the ‘Surprise Guest!’ popped up. 
Clicking on it, Mammon popped up again, “ Ya know, ya don’t need those guys, right? Only me. I only let ya pick ‘em ‘cause they can’t do anything.” 
It was a weird quote, but you simply rubbed his face, making him blush and dip his head down, something you did two more times to a burst of hearts before he shifted from side to side in your hold. 
“ Ya know ‘m gonna see ya real soon. Don’t pick anyone else, okay? Promise me.” 
He watched you and your indulgent smile before giving a nod.
" 'll take that as a yes then."
The surprise guest ended and you got to the next story section, where you were talking with Satan, having a small laugh over something.
It started getting a little flirty, before it gave you a prompt.
- I'm so glad we're friends.
- Betray Mammon.
' What the Hell is this?' A small shake of the head and you pressed 'I'm so glad we're friends', letting down Satan gently as he expressed assurances of being glad they were friends too.
You exited from Tasks as the Home screen loaded up.
" I shouldn't have to mess around with stuff to let ya know that kissin' somebody else is betrayal, right? Good."
This was getting very weird.
" Oi." He called softly from in the phone, taking your attention, " Ya know, The Great Mammon isn't one people can just push around.
But... I can be at your beck and call if only ya let me."
" What are you saying?" You finally answered out loud, " This is... really weird."
" 's not weird Treasure."
He assured as the phone started glitching, and heating up in your hands.
" 'm headin' out. Just give me a second alright?
And remember, ya promised me ya wouldn't pick anyone else.
Not my brothers.
And not any of them outside.
Wait for me. 'll be there soon."
Your entire phone winked out, screen black.
You nearly jolted as you pressed the buttons, holding them down and tapping on them, only to get no response.
You rolled to your side and plugged in the charger, hoping it would do something as you checked the time on the alarm clock
It was way too late to go out and get it looked at by anyone.
Running a hand through your hair, you decided to work on everything when you woke up tomorrow, slumping down into your bed, yanking the blankets over yourself as you settled in, mind still racing as you fell into a fitful sleep.
Not awake to feel the weight of a new body beside you, a hand being placed over yours with a kiss being planted on your forehead.
" Hey there Treasure."
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What type of roles do each of the deadly sins have? (By roles i mean job applications just to be clear)
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Ok so note this part is where shit is a little fucky because I’m trying to iron out the sins but I have NOTES
Lucifer
Lulu is essentially the overseer of hell and the ultimate judge of things, usually you do NOT want to be presented before Lucifer because it means you fucked up so badly that not even Minos wants to judge you. This is added with their ringleader aesthetic and more trickster way of performing magic, they are the ultimate power in hell and will let you know.
Leviathan
Being the secondary power of hell, the original prisoner of the place and one who can navigate the abyss. Leviathan dips her toes in a lot of things but she’s mostly the head of weaponry and magic, as her body is essentially covered in knives. Because of this she’s the knife thrower or more finesse performer.
Mammon
Being literally named Money, he’s the economy. He runs banks, treasuries and entertainment in hell. If you see commercials in hell, it’s because of mammon. He’s mostly the buffoonery in circus (clowns, jesters, mimes), and thus he has a soft spot for clowns and jesters.
He also creates Homunculi, which takes the form of weirdly sentient robots or flesh golemns that follow orders.
Belphagor
The sleepy genius is the head of hospitals and technology, she’s the reason why there’s smart phones in hell. Granted she often has to update hell to human’s standards and gets some things wrong, which is why the internet is fucking horrendous half the time in hell… but like that’s a torture for sinners so win win? She’s also the contortionist and gymnast, considering she was born before the invention of wheel chairs she knows how to move herself around without her chair.
Beelzebub
The gluttony demon is the head of food, nothing too thrilling. Farms, food factories, and party houses where people can indulge as much as they like on empty calories and empty serotonin. Beelzebub is the acrobat and trapeze artist and often hosts parties in hell, mostly to keep the peace among the sins and try to bridge gaps.
Iblis
The Strong man of the circus and the head of transportation, he mostly oversees trains and gates and such and works with leviathan to keep gates of hell regulated. He and his wife Babel are also the creators of the species of imps, thus imps are considered a bit more revered in wrath. His ring also has fight pits and mines for coal to run the trains so yeah.
Asmodeus (spoken as one person as the job is considered for one person)
The animal tamer and breeder of hell, his job is simple. He makes potions, breed demons, make new types of demons, run the nightclubs and bars, and oversee the more feral type of demons. He also oversees political marriages, although he finds marriage dumb as hell. He’s also the one who oversees succubi, one of the only species of demon who commonly still go to earth without being summoned.
Belial
Since she’s Lucifer’s kid and the future ringmaster, her parent has made her the carnival barker of sorts. She runs limbo with Minos and Charon, overseeing souls and sorting them while also overseeing demon contracts with mortals and even making deals herself. She’s the sin that everyone considers the weakest one, since she’s the sin of betrayal and she happens to be less eager to murder than the others. But don’t let that fool you, she is still feared in hell… just not AS much.
Overall they are all rulers with their own set of retainers, armies and such.
Hell they are more akin to emperors while right under them are often 3 kings who do things to keep their stations running. Example being asmodeus has a king who can turn off the fertility of people whenever.
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