#send help 😂

[oniii-fans]

His condescending “I know, I know~ shhh” is just 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

#Send help 😂

[benkeibear]

Oh my gosh- go to bed Rhy! We all know just one more episode is a lie 😩

#rhy speaks ♡ #Sorry for talking so much today lol #but I've been saying one more for the last 4 episodes #send help 😂

[the-yearning-astronaut]

My dash is absolutely wild today. It's 1 part #cecilsweep and wtnv revival, 1 part Threshold Day, and 1 part business as usual.

#cecilsweep #cecil gershwin palmer #threshold day #star trek #send help 😂 #fox thoughts

[yourdragonisinanothercastle]

I’m back to working on The path we walk after way too long of focusing on something else, and this time I swear I will finish the entire fic before the end of the month. It’s going well so far, too. So if you meant to reread the fic before the end, this is your heads up!

#winds fanfics #ace of diamond #the path we walk #it... might actually be 3 chapters instead of 2 #I write and I write and the end never seems nearer #send help 😂

[fleurie3am15inspo]

Hope y'alls weekends went great ✌ I started a new pattern this week. Here's a hint: 🌙✨🌌💖💙💜🇯🇵

#personal #cross stitch #new pattern #the fabric is sparkly btw #it was meant to be a gift #with my pace they may get it by christmas #the colors are so pretty though #💖💜💙 #sewing #the piece is going to be almost 15x15 #send help 😂 #anime

[kisses4kaia]

coriolanus snow, who takes any chance he can get to make you feel like you need him.

struggling to grab a book off the top shelf? he’s got it, no worries. can’t quite put a word to your emotions and thoughts? he’s finishing your sentences for you, as though he knows you better than you ever could. can’t make yourself cum with your dainty little fingers? poor bunny, let him take of you.

it’s a tactic, he slowly invites himself more and more into your life, encroaching enough to the point where you feel you have to look to him for permission before every step you take.

coriolanus knows it’s wrong, but he can’t help but want you all to himself. he cannot bear the thought of you gracing another person, let alone another man, with one of your winning smiles, or worse, pleasured moans.

and at the end of the day, it’s not like you’re bothered by it. he takes care of you, and don’t you owe him your life for it? you don’t know it, but if he keeps down this road, you’ll end up locked in a tower like the pretty little princess you are. all of you just for him. <3

#coriolanus snow #coriolanus x reader #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 ! #help i’m obsessed #haven’t even seen the movie yet😂😂 #coriolanus smut #coriolanus snow smut #the hunger games #tbosas #tbosas smut #send requests tbh !! #kaia writes coriolanus

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I’m fighting for my life everyday out here; he has consumed my every waking thought for a month now…

#atsv #smatsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #spiderverse #spider man across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #gently holds #someone send help 😂 #he’s just so SUNSHINE!!

[watmalik]

TK's most recent Instagram posts ✨

#tarlos #911 lone star #tk strand #carlos reyes #my fanart #I CANT SLEEP BC OF MY INSOMNIA #help 😂 #so you get this while I play fetch with my cat Harry adios #ofc you bet I send them to my hometown for their honeymoon #2am shitpost #myart #corny tk #instagram au #artists on tumblr #art

[misspoetree]

KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Pete Edition - Part I

[Character Editions: Pete Part 0.5 (Pre-Vegas) & II | Vegas Part I & II & III | Tay | Tankhun Part I & II | Porsche Part I & II | Big | Kinn Part I & II | Kim | Porchay | Chan | Macau | Pol]

[Episode Editions]

[Themed Editions 1| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | ?]

#I made a Pete Edition after episode 9 #and I made a ton of Pete text post memes for my episode editions #AND YET I STILL GOT MORE 😂💀😂 #so please enjoy another Pete edition #with a few leftovers from episode 11 (my favourite episode I made so MANY Pete text post memes for 🤣) #and a few fresh ones from the later episodes #I think about this man every single day ngl #also: TWO text meme posts on the same weekend? #Is it obvious that I miss the show a lot ? 😂😭😂 #(and I feel like I can only think in text posts by now send help 🤣💀💀) #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #thai bl #kinnporsche meme #kinnporsche + text post #pete phongsakorn #vegaspete #kinnporsche ep11 & ep12 & ep13 & ep14 #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real #text post meme #1000 notes

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

if the marauders survived, they would’ve peaked in the 80’s.

yk what else peaked in the 80’s…

lycra, leg warmers, and aerobics.

my brain is now consumed by the marauders slaying this.

#THE NEON #THE LYCRA #CAN YOU IMAGINE #FORGET COFFEE SHOP AU #CAN I GET AN AEROBICS CLASS AU #y’all do not understand #might write it myself #because I simply cannot go on #i need to imagine regulus in a neon outfit #my brain might explode 😂 #JAMES #ate and left no crumbs #i cannot stop laughing #pls send help #aerobics #80s #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #marauders #james potter #marauders fanfiction #nathara is active? what.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

I rewatched The Lost Boys today and felt inspired

CACKLING OH MY GOD i love this so much i love your brain and how it works this is actually incredible

#the black eye is SENDING ME #this is literally what it's like #ford bb i love you but you need help 😭😭😂 #iconic thank you #asks #aiden ford #sga the lost boys #sga #stargate atlantis

[chrollohearttags]

y’all know them troll stan accts on twt that post just to put ppl against each other or start shit? That’s what a lot of you give and I just want y’all to know, y’all are corny as hell and you don’t deserve to read anybody’s fics. All y’all deserve are shitty booktok recs at best.

#you bitches are ungrateful + I will block you #maybe Colleen and Cait can give y’all what you’re looking for 😭😂 #y’all be on here making comparisons and pitting writers against each other but can’t spell ur own names lmao #bunch of lewsers 😭😭 #fuck you fuck you fuck you #not my readers and moots though #y’all are amazing #cherry chats 🍒 #‘I want xyz fic’ ‘I’m tired of reading smut’ ‘where are the (insert fandom) fics?’ #you whores are useless and don’t rb but instead send hate and nobody’s writing for free to deal w ur bullshit #hope this helps :)))

[satans-knitwear]

Im only sorry that you cant see 🙄

Treat me ~ Tip me

#You can see if u ask me for the unsensored versions!! Not much to show but tumblr certainly seems to disagree 😡🙄😒 #Its my birthday tomorrow!!!! Help me celebrate by sending me a little tip or a treat??? #Me and my dog will be going to the pub. What a wild celebration. I dont even have any friends to meet there 😂😅 #Satans knitwear #bi girl #uk girl #Underbust corset #Corsetry #cheeky #Pretty lingerie #Floral lingerie set #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Black and white #B&w pics

[tetralea]

I can’t, I need Jesus, seriously 🤦🏼‍♀️

#another amazing dream with Sharl #probably tmi #charles leclerc #just walking to him palming his d**k then sitting on his lap #in a restaurant #in front of everyone #and riding him while everyone just minded their own business #is surely problematic #send help 😂 #not complaining tho😏

[snickerdoodlles]

🧁I was so tempted to add an apple in a nature’s candy way but decided not to be a dick at the last minute

now I want an apple and cupcakes...

swinging to a different WIP, I don't believe I've shared the beginning of red line fic here yet 👀

Kim’s in danger.

This is supposed to be a tutoring session. And, by all metrics, it is one--he and Chay are sitting in Chay’s living room, on opposite ends of the couch, with a guitar in Chay’s lap and Kim coaching him through a tricky transition. Just like they agreed to do last week, when Chay had asked if he could help him with some things he’s been struggling with, and Kim had immediately made space in his schedule to tutor him, because he is Chay’s guitar tutor.

This does not feel like a tutoring session.

“Oh!” Chay gasps as he tries the bridge again. And he nearly gets it, fingers moving across the fretboard beautifully until he gets halfway through and his fingers cramp and falter from the unfamiliar movement.

“Oh…” Chay says with a pout. He shakes out his hand and tries the awkward finger movement again, frowning cutely as he can’t quite get his fingers to move the way he wants them to.

Chay looks to Kim, eyes big and adorable and dangerous. “Show me again?”

Thud thud thud, goes Kim’s heart, which is a stupid thing for it to do, because this is just tutoring.

#kinnporsche #kimchay #fic: red line #*rattles brain* i am soooooo close to finishing this one #i want to finish it by halloween VERY BADLY #wish me luck the writing gods have not been on my side lately #trick or treat special #heads up peeps pls keep sending asks and I'll keep looking for decent snippets #but also might possibly probably swing to posting headcanons or fic chatter #lmk if theres something specific of interest that would help me very much 😂

[jurassic-cunt]

i will NEVER not be obsessed with armand and daniel's first convo

"Get out. Take your tapes with you. They're there beside you. I know of your book. No one will believe it. Now you will go and take these things."

"Then you won't kill me, and you won't make me one of you either?"

"Make you one of us? Why would I do that? I would not do that to those whom I find to be despicable, whom I would see burning in hell as a matter of course. So why should I do it to an innocent fool like you?"

"I want it. I want to live forever. I wanna be with Louis and with you."

"I see why he chose you for his confidant. You are naive and beautiful. But the beauty could be the only reason, you know. Your eyes are an unusual color, almost violet. And you are strangely defiant and beseeching in the same breath."

"Make me immortal. Give it to me."

"It was all true, what he told you. But no one will ever believe it. You will go mad, in time, from this knowledge. That's what always happens. But you're not mad yet."

"No. This is real. Its all happening. You're Armand and we're talking together and I'm not mad."

"Yes, and I find it rather interesting. Interesting that you know my name and that you're alive. I have never told my name to anyone who is alive. I don't want to kill you. Not just now. I am going to let you leave here. I want to follow you, watch you, see where you go. As long as I find you interesting I won't kill you. And of course, I may lose interest all together and not bother to kill you. That's always possible. You have hope in that. And maybe with luck I'll lose track of you. I have my limitations of course. You have to world to roam and you can move by day. Go now. Start running. I want to see what you do. I want to know what you are."

dialogue from The Devil's Minion chapter in The Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice

#i am so crazy about it that i can quote the dialogue word for word 😂 #send help #devil's minion #vc #daniel x armand #dark gift