#see it’s a funny story—

[cits-cookie-brainrot]

BIG BRAIN TIME!!

The WHOLE red dragon crew is now parents/family to lil baby Snapdragon. The little rascals was just born and is already collecting their found family like Pokémon cards.

Pitaya is their dragon parent.

Hollyberry is the cool mom.

Tarte Tatin is the cooler mom.

Royal Margarine is the funny uncle.

Wildberry is their big brother.

And Buttercream? Well…

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #snapdragon cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #tarte tatin cookie #hollyberry cookie #royal margarine cookie #wildberry cookie #buttercream wyvern #they take turns with the co-parenting #and RM is the babysitter for the weekends #buttercream is hashtag not have a good time lol #poor girl needs a break from all the dragons #oH and #they go back to the city and are like #wildberry you must be wondering how we all adopted a baby dragon in the three/four hours we left to fight the red dragon #see it’s a funny story— #Red Dragon Found Family #my stuff #shitpost #kinda

[one-of-many-mothmen]

I feel like if Jon had snapchat, his story would be completely unhinged. Like his story would be a picture of a cat and then a video of him running from the cops. A picture of his tea and a statement, then a picture of a dead body in an abandoned house. Just some really weird shit.

#imagine if his assistants could see his story #like what the fuck did my weird little boss do now #funny thing is this could be at any pont in tma #the earlier the better #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london #ilysm #hes so funky

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen qing #wen ning #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #In the audio drama she quite literally opens the door and then leaves after seeing them without breaking conversation. #It is both so impressive and deeply funny to me. #I imagine her just literally pivoting in one foot and walking right out. #She came home after a long day at work and in 0.5 seconds went “I would rather go back to the office than deal with this right now”. #Besides tickling me to near tears - this scene is also a great introduction to Wen Qing - her first instinct is to protect! #She lives by the code of 'I don't care who you are - if you need help I will lend it.' a true doctor and professional. #Sure she is *mad* that Wen Ning puts himself (and her to a lesser extent) at risk by helping 'the enemy' but she gives in quick. #I love Wen Qing a lot - she is such an unsung hero in this story. #Sorry that her first appearance on this blog was...what it was. I'll let your curiosity take you down that path...

[oh-gh0st]

shadowpeach fans i hope this finds you well 😁

#ghost's doodles #lmk posting #sun wukong #six eared macaque #macaque x wukong #shadowpeach #lego monkie kid #my friend showed me a picture of this meme but it was a different fandom and said “shadowpeach. roles are reversable” #and i took it as a challenge to see how long i would last before i drew it #anyways yay! new hyperfixation!!! #the story of me liking them is so funny i didnt even watch the show yet and i was already wanting them to kiss lol

[quillpokebiology]

Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic

#we need to talk more about how good of parents blaziken are #so many farmers will give abandon eggs to blaziken because blaziken will raise them and see them as their own #my favorite instance of this was a Blaziken who was given quaxly eggs and freaked out when they went in the water #because Torchic cant swim well #but when she saw they were okay she would let them but watch them like a Hawk #it wss super cute and super funny #//based on a true story btw #blaziken #quill talks #pokepics #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay #irl pkmn

[yellowocaballero]

Miguel is Fine, Actually (Being Spider-Man's Just Toxic As Hell)

Before I watched ATSV I said that I would defend my man Miguel O'Hara's actions no matter what, because he's always valid and I support women's wrongs. I was joking, and I did not actually expect to start defending him on Tumblr.edu. But I'm seeing a lot of commentary that's super reductive, so I do want to bring up another perspective on his character.

Miguel wasn't acting against the spirit of Spider-Man, or what being Spider-Man means. Miguel isn't meant to represent the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miles is the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miguel represents Spider-Man taken to its extreme.

Think about Miguel's actions from his perspective. If you were a hero who genuinely, legitimately, 100%, no doubt about it, believed that somebody is going to make a selfish decision that will destroy an entire universe and put the entire multiverse at severe risk - if you had an over-burdened sense of responsibility and believed in doing the right thing no matter what - you would also chase down the kid and put him in baby jail to try and prevent it. He believed that he was saving the multiverse, and that Miles was putting it in danger for selfish reasons. Which is completely unforgivable to him, because selfishness is what he hates the most. And then he goes completely out of pocket and starts beefing with a 15yo lmfaooo he's such a dick.

But why did Miguel believe that? Why did he believe that Miles choosing himself and his own happiness over the well-being of others was the worst possible thing? Why did he believe that tragedy was inevitable in their lives, and that without tragedy Spider-Man can't exist?

Because he's Spider-Man.

Peter Parker was once a fifteen year old who chose his own happiness over protecting others. It was the greatest regret of his life and he never forgave himself. Peter's ethos means that he will put himself last every time, and that he will sacrifice anything and everything in his life - his relationships, his health, his future - to protecting and helping others. Peter dropped out of college because it interfered with Spider-Man. He destroyed his own future for Spider-Man. He ruins friendships and romantic relationships because Spider-Man was more important. If Peter ever tries to protect himself and his own happiness, then he's a bad person.

That is intrinsic to Peter. Peter would not be Peter without it. A story that is not defined by Peter's unhappiness is not a Spider-Man story. If Peter doesn't make himself miserable, then he's just not Peter.

That is a Spider-Man story: that not only is tragedy inevitable, that if you don't allow yourself to be defined by your tragedy then you're a bad person. If you don't suffer, then you're a bad person. If you ever put anything above Spider-Man, then you're killing Uncle Ben all over again. Miguel isn't the only one that believes this - as we saw, every Spider-Man buys into what he's saying. There's no Spider-Man without these beliefs.

Miguel attempted to find his own happiness, and he was punished in the most extreme way. He got Uncle Ben'd x10000. He tried to be happy, and it literally destroyed his entire universe. It's the Spider-narrative taken to the extreme. Of course Miguel believes all of this. Of course he believes this so firmly. He's Spider-Man. That's his story. And the one time Miguel tried to fight against that story, he was punished. And like any Spider-Man, he'll slavishly obey that narrative no matter the evil it creates and perpetuates. Because if he doesn't, the narrative will punish him. The narrative will always punish him. It's a Spider-Man story.

I don't think the universal constant between Spider-Mans, the thing that makes them Spider-Man, is tragedy. I think it's the fact that they never forgive themselves. And Miguel is what that viewpoint creates. He doesn't believe this things because he's an awful, mean person. He believes them because he's a hero. He's a good person who hates himself.

Across the Spider-verse isn't really a Spider-Man story. It's a story about Spider-Man stories. Miguel's right: if this was a Spider-Man story, then Miles acting selfishly really would destroy the universe. But Miles' story isn't interested in punishing him. It pushes back against Peter's narrative that unhappiness is inevitable and that you have to suffer to be a good person. It says that sometimes we do the right thing from love and not fear, and that Peter's way of thinking is ultimately super toxic and unhappy. ITSV was about Miles deciding that he didn't need to be Peter Parker, that all he needed to be was Miles, and ATSV is about how being Peter Parker isn't such a good thing. Miguel shows that. Whatever toxic and unhealthy beliefs he holds - they're the exact same beliefs that any Spider-Man holds. He's a dick, but I don't think he's any more awful a person than Peter is.

TL;DR: Miguel isn't a bad person, he just has Spider-Man brainrot.

#across the spider-verse #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spider-verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv meta #source: i recognized an embarassing amount of those cameos #im also seeing a lot of ppl make a lot of assumptions about what miguel was injecting and why #we dunno guys! im not gonna suppose anything #I just think that Miguel and Miles are great foils #and that what makes them interesting as foils #is the fact that they're both good people who want to do the right thing #miguel shows how that gets twisted #to the point where you beef with a 15yo sometimes which is still so funny #im a big spidey 2099 fan #which I love bc it is NOTHING like spiderman and yet it's such a good spiderman story #but talking about comics migs is useless bc he has 0 in common with atsv migs #but there is a lot of VERY cool stuff to say about how #the sm2099 comic has nothing to do with spiderman at all whatsoever extremely pointedly #but its still a wonderful spiderman story that finds its own way #tbh it was kind of a breath of fresh air to read a spider-man story that wasn't about spider-man for once #and that was just about miguel #anyway stan women's wrongs #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #my writing

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[caelanglang]

"If you wish, I will follow you into the depths of hell."

sneak peak for a long running personal project with @xlillyle !!

yes, it's a royai fmab au featuring beast skk... or what I like to call: fmaBeast au xD!!

Lilly posted a couple of wips for it if anyone wants to read :3!! I assure you the writing is amazing and we've added quite a bit on top of the canon fma events ;3

#fmabeast au #<- the tag for this au in my blog :3 #skk #me and my harem of skk aus fr #the origin story of this au is actually so funny #me and lilly drifted from our initial plan so hard #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #royai is pretty much beast skk dynamic do you see it guys plsakjshlkg #guys just imagine all of royai's shenanigans but with skk #ITS SO #akjshdfalkshgkg *goes insane* #my art

[candyje11yfish]

my uty shrine that is mainly starlo (i am going absolutely insane)

#undertale yellow #starlo #i have been at this for Hours. #i watched 3 movies while working on it lol #and my printer literally ran out of ink #tysm to bestie for drawing 2 of the stars for my bday :3 #this is my desk in my room. so i get to see it every day. #its magnetic so its stuck with magnets and blu tack #and yeah i did stick on marbles. #and also yes those are crocheted stars. #im more of a corn yaoi er but i like staroba too ig #SHE WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN READY TO FIRE ME A HOT ONE #IT WENT BANG BANG BANG STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEART #uty #starlo uty #uty north star #uty starlo #?? #btw funny story abt that star on a toothpick in the bottom left corner #his face is half burned off bc he was on my birthday cake. next to the candle. yeah.

[colbrot]

2015-2024

#jon stewart #the daily show with jon stewart #my gifs #jon #tds #im so happy today #sorry the quality sucks ASS im kinda using a tv monitor as a pc screen so i cant see what im doing!! its a long and very funny story

[doctorsiren]

I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #diego armando #prosecutor godot #miles edgeworth #comic #ace attorney fanart #good guy godot au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #loving the inconsistent styles for Miles in the panels HAHA #that post also made me think of an AU where after the Fawles case. miles goes to Diego asking for help because he can’t stop thinking about #what happened on the stand and he can’t go to his mentor bc he’s showing weakness and that’s not allowed #and essentially long story short. miles decided to drop prosecuting after one case and be a defense attorney and he asks Diego to protect #him from von karma and also to be his mentor #so it’s like Mia and Phoenix but it’s Diego and Miles and then after Diego gets poisoned. Mia has to mentor Miles and she’s a little #hesitant at first because of how cocky he was in that trial but she sees that he’s genuinely trying to be better #also Diego would ask miles: you’re trying to be what von Karma wants you to be…well..what do YOU want to be? #and miles would answer: I want to be my dad #JUST LIKE IN MY 1985 ANIMATIC #ANYWAYS I’M BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN EXCUSE ME LMAO #ALSO MY FRIEND SAID THAT IN THIS AU (the one in the post) DIEGO AND PHOENIX ARE ENEMIES TO BROTHERS #and that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day it’s such a funny statement AND IT’S TRUE!!!!

[zu-is-here]

[4/15] Happy birthday, Ink! ٩( ᐛ )و♪

Ink by comyet

Song: Eve – Outsider [LKing English cover]

#zu art #zu animation #animatic #ink!sans #undertop!gaster #zephyrtale!gaster #aster #undertale #undertale au #utmv #istg ​this wasn't planned at ALL :'D #but the song has been torturing my mind for ~2 months... #I didn't even know the lyrics but /he/ was on my mind— #so all thanks to Ink himself (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) #it's still far from canon Ink (researching is *head in hands*) but I really wanted to show my view on him (more like in pdc) <3 #*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* #and happy world art day everyone \(//∇//)\ #as you can see I learned how to /move/ pictures! >:D #finally realized that Cross tearing all the paper Ink left for him was an omen of him terrorizing AUs... ☆ #also ​funny story: I left myself a reminder to draw his suspenders by circling his backside #but then I successfully forgot about it and next time seeing it I thought I just praised his butt XD #ok see ya guys— zzz <3

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

If anything I hope this continues the tradition of big Hollywood actors becoming weirdly invested in Sonic characters.

#Ben's enthusiasm for playing Sonic. To be point that he volunteered to voice him in the pitch for free (not expecting to be cast afterwards) #Jim Carrey's funny fascination with Eggman #Idris Elba with Knuckles #Keanu got so invested in his minor character from Toy Story 4 #So I'm excited to see how much he gets into the role #sonic movie #sonic 3 #sonic movie 3 #keanu reeves

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Call that a Cave Story.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #mianmian #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #I had to cut the comic with JC 'holding WWX back from fighting the Wen Assholes' but it is with me in spirit. #It reads (to me) a little bit like JC is scared of Core Melting Hand and wants to have an excuse to hold on to WWX for comfort. #As far as I can recall they are around 15-17 in this arc. #And a guy who can rip out your golden core? The thing we know JC truly puts so much weight upon that he feels meaningless without it? #Yeah that's pretty terrifying. I hope WWX hugs back (he will not) #I have a lot more thoughts on Wang Lingjiao and Mianmian but I will keep them for later. #WLJ is a character I feel got done a little dirty because she has a ton of interesting potential that gets pushed aside for Mean Villainess #Let's be fully honest. Wen Chao and Wang Lingjiao are *THE* characters the Protag of one of those 'Reincarnated as the villain!' stories #Set up to be assholes to the main character and meeting a horrible end in retribution. #Do you think MXTX thought about that? How Wen Chao is basically the original Shen QiugQiu? #Who's going to be the brave soul who writes A transmigrator in wen chao's body (accidently makes wwx fall in love with him) story? #Though If we are going with “any mxtx character sho dies transmigrates to another book” WHO is the transmigrator? #Hear me out. I think it should be Original Liu Qingge. I think he and wwx would make a funny duo and I want to see it so bad. #AND the contrast of womanizer Wen Chao VS 'What is a woman' LQG.

[dovewingkinnie]

part 7 to the stitched au (i have returned to it after a few months hello) (previous part) (first part)

#i am back #returned!! #now you get to feel how long william was waiting in springtrap! #fnaf stitched au #william afton #purple guy #its a funny story on how i returned to making this comic #we'll see if i can get through it still #for now #enjoy some more william suffering

[sopuu]

top ten creeper trickshots

#i’m running out of captions #ouhh i missed drawing him with suspenders down #not using the vest from the old design coz then the movement won’t be so clear #jesse’s got soo many cool moves i love him sm #this and also the 360 spin slice?!! BIG favs #and ofc the fan favourite pose after the three headed ghast battle #this isn’t jesse but lukas’ jumping arrow shot to save jesse in s2e2 😍 #it’s the SOLE reason i always choose to craft the fishing rod i want to see him be cool!!! he needs more screentime!!!! #also fishing rod funny #i bet jesse would be fawning over that one moment afterwards #anyways i’m rambling. uhh tags #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm jesse #mcsm fanart #my doodles #sopuuart