#//based on a true story btw

[quillpokebiology]

Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic

#we need to talk more about how good of parents blaziken are #so many farmers will give abandon eggs to blaziken because blaziken will raise them and see them as their own #my favorite instance of this was a Blaziken who was given quaxly eggs and freaked out when they went in the water #because Torchic cant swim well #but when she saw they were okay she would let them but watch them like a Hawk #it wss super cute and super funny #//based on a true story btw #blaziken #quill talks #pokepics #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay #irl pkmn

[tasenwrobots]

Just because he's peepaw doesn't mean he's not Leo.

You have no idea how long this has been on my mind. He's been waiting to say this for fucking decades, literally.

#peepaw represents me btw #based off a true story #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rexdraws #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #peepaw leo #peepaw #rise mikey #rise leo #rise raph #rise donnie #casey jr #rottmnt casey jr #rse casey #save rottmnt #rottmnt s3

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Sometimes, when I'm playing Among Us with my friends, I start to doubt whether or not I'm playing it right. Like...am I actually supposed to be doing tasks right now? What if I'm supposed to be killing people

I think I've got imposter syndrome

#this is based on a true story btw #i just had a moment in the middle of fixing wires #and went oh so this is that imposter syndrome everyone talks about

[vampiiu]

Y/N: "Ugh, I'm so ugly." Jeff: “shut up before i shove a 8 inch rusty nail down your throat and take out your spleen with my bare hands :)"

#this is based on a true story #of me & my friend. #these were her exact words btw #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #jeff the killer x reader #jeff woods #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanon #jeff creepypasta #creepypasta jeff the killer #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quote #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

[fallow-grove]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this one is called "covid 19" itll zoink you out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear making cartoons is an act of pure divinity therefore i am god

my buddy 103°F fever pacing: we need to sue disney

#now this. this is beautiful #posts that dodged the drafts #based on a true story btw #fallow buzzes #got some straight gas #covid #nonsense

[lulivalu]

worst time to make a limbus oc but i made one

#her name is grimm & she's based off of little red riding hood #swallowed by alleyway watchdog & cut out by a random fixer who's using the event for his own social climb #and still buddying up to her and increasingly becoming more ravenous for fame & fortune (the true wolf of her story) #meanwhile she's just toughing it out. not sure who to trust & was outfitted w a new arm without the consciousness to accept it (post dog) #became a fixer bc that guy convinced her too not bc she really wanted it #she's trying to convince herself she knows better then to fall for deception but she's not #also tres association fixer. btw. apart of a workshop that accepts hit requests to show off bionic weapons #her arm transforms into a canon. if u care #she has dreaming electric sheep & little red hooded mercenary egos and that's literally all i got #my art #grimm #oc #limbus company oc #project moon oc

[petwifed]

imagine u give ur prof head 2 get a better grade and they give u an even LOWER grade because u fucking suck at sucking dick😭😭😭

#mimi’s blog 🩰 #running my mouth🎀 #TRUE STORY #based on what my friend js told me #like .. #you’re a victim #BUT. #also kind of L? #get better at cocksucking idiot #I GOT HER PERMISSION TONPOSR THIS BTW

[isame-allen]

Dreamswap x very random and very very incorrect quotes

Cross: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Nightmare: what’s wrong with him?

Error: oh one time he pretended to be a caretaker at the JR orphanage and accidentally got attached to this one kid named Ryan

Nightmare: ahh…so did he die or smt?

Error: nah he got adopted

Cross: RYAN MY SWEET BOYYYYYYYY ILL FUCKING KILL YOUR FAMILY IF THEY TREAT YOU WRONG ISTFG EIGXBDJSYSJS

#bon voyage ryan 🫡 #btw this is based on a true story aka me #I’m cross in this scenario #in my scenario it wasn’t an orphanage btw it was a maths program or smt ion remember #dreamswap #ds cross #ds nightmare #ds error #very incorrect quotes #dankswap #isaacballz

[bluest-planet]

Throughout Light and Dark

Throughout their journey between worlds Yoru and Vani tend to talk about the similarities and differences, between them as creatures made from darkness. Especially one from the ancient past, and the current present. This is just one of em.

Or

"The kinda smell... That smells... Smelly."

As promised! Some levity after the last few angsty snippets seen here and here.

Scent,

"I can tell you're making faces over there. If you have something to say, say it." Yoruhua says, not looking up from behind their delicious paste.

"...You smell different." Comes Vanitas' voice across from them.

Yoruhua stops mid bite, putting down their treat on oily crumpled paper. Chewing thoughtfully before responding,

"... I suppose I do, yes."

Suddenly aware of it, their thick smoky copal replaces the tasty scent of meaty, buttery puff pastries. Slightly disappointing her. But its Vanitas' own growing burnt palm sugar and rancid iron almost fully kills their appetite.

Vanitas glares at her for a second, still refusing to eat his own meal. The uneaten fluffy white rice in sharp contrast with the black beans and minced meat.

'His food is going to get cold.' Yoruhua muses.

Still, he doesn't mind, if he doesn't want to eat, then he doesn't have to.

"You're supposed to tell me why," he gruffs.

She smirks, "and you're supposed to use your words, and actually ask."

Vanitas looks likes he's about to snap, but carefully takes a deep breath and gives in. The iron fades out leaving only the bitter aftertaste of charcoal in the back of her throat, "Fine. Why do you smell like the Heartless do, but differently? It's weird."

"Well, I'm not just some Heartless, so jot that down. And, you smell too,"

He flushes and snarls, "I-I know that."

She huffs, "sure you did, but regardless- you probably just can't tell since you're not used to actively using it, so it's weakened." She says, "But, I guess it's because I kept my physical form. Unlike the rest of the Homunculi- eh, that's the other original Darknesses- I'm still me, well, not me exactly. But this... Body, you see, still remains from when I was a singular being."

At Vanitas' annoyed look and re-worsening scent, Yoruhua grimaces and tries to elaborate,

"Ah... So, the others all... Blended into one another, without a body to keep them separated. Souls and hearts grossly mixing without care just for power..."

"They aren't like you or me anymore- back then, in the Realm of Darkness, sometimes it would be so dark, that we couldn't even see one another. So we developed scents to detect, identify, and understand each other to prevent fights. Though, mine's changed a bit due to sharing a heart with Orichalchemi," she finishes.

Vanitas huffs, unsatisfied with the answer, "okay first of all; you suck at explaining stuff. Second; so what? You're saying you didn't always smell like a someone was burning s'mores with incense sticks in a graveyard?"

They quirk an eyebrow and ignore his insult, "you seem oddly fixated on the subject. Why do you care what I smell like?"

The boy frowns, looking down at his food and avoiding her own stare, "I... how do you control it...?"

A deep sigh, but a fond one. That's the most direct he's been about asking for their help. Well, their meal can wait.

Slowly, they place an extra of their pastes de tinga on his still full plate, responding cooly, "well, for starters, you can take better care of yourself. The more energy you have- the better. So eat before it gets too cold. A healthy body produces a stronger scent and makes it easier to focus."

Wordlessly he does as she says without a fight.

It's a small win.

Yoruhua smiles to himself, finishing off their own food. And watches over him fondly.

It's moments like this, where he's simply living instead of anticipating the next attack, that she enjoys most. Through she'll never get over how horrible it felt to be trapped within Void Gear, her one window into the real world was always the one silver lining.

Watching him sleep peacefully on those rare nights, or try a new skill and smile where no one else could see him when he got it right...

"What are you looking at?" Vanitas asks wearily, looking up at her.

Yoruhua shakes her head, "nothing, I..."

She looks at him, truly, and decides to just say it, "seeing how far you've come since we've started this journey... Well, I'm proud of you, I've always been."

Vanitas blushes, and glares down at his nearly finished plate, "I don't get how you can just say things like that. Putting your emotions on display like that, like one of those weak sappy Lights."

Yoruhua laughs, "hah, honestly, you call it a weakness, but it's a lot harder to admit than it looks."

"While being genuine puts your weaknesses on full display, it also makes you fully aware of them and easier to defend. You can't protect what you don't understand. Ori showed me that."

They add, "I find it... Impressive, that the Light feels so confident in such emotion, that they leave it out in the open for all to enjoy, because they know they can trust those others with it- and in their abilities to protect it when the time comes."

At that he stays silent but eventually the tension in his shoulders dissipate, "so you... Trust me? Even after all I did to you as Void Gear?"

Yoruhua nods, "of course I do, besides, you didn't hurt me- I was only trapped inside. I got to see tons of interesting things with you. You even freed me." A mischievous smirk creeps on his face as he reaches over to ruffle his hair.

"H-Hey! Knock it off!" He whines.

They laugh, "sorry, I couldn't help myself. You're sweet, even if you are a punk most of the time."

He light heartedly pushes her hand away, "yeah whatever, you deserve it for dragging me behind you everywhere, it's only fair."

"dragging you? We're bonding! This is like... Those family roadtrip Lights take all the time! I'm building your character!"

"You kidnapped me!"

"Same thing!"

While the two bickered, neither of them noticed the sweeter scent shift in the air, incense mixing with palm oil to create a more neutral, delicate sandalwood.

#kh #kingdom hearts #kh oc #kh vanitas #kh fanfic #starry stories #they came from outer space! #Yoruhua inside: man u just wanna eat my paste but im SO good at this big sister job #meanwhile Vanitas is just like: fuck wait how do i change how i smell i can't believe ive been smelling RANK this entire time-- #also Yoru: i refuse to tell you i also smelled rank before avoiding the question! #she smells like cacao and copal for the most part btw. i hc that is smells worse or more intense depending on the emotions #but it doesn't outright change without outside influence or mixing witb another person's scent #ig it could be considered a pheromone? but i dont want references to a b o..... #meanwhile Vanitas smells like burnt palm treas/charcoal and blood. and usual darkness usually smells rotten #its kinda based on personality and origin #but all darkness smells smokey burnt or cooked in some way. imo. with a few exceptions #which is ironic considering they're also usually cold to the touch (Vanitas not included bc hes technically human not a true homunculus) #like Yoru #had a whole other bit about shapeshifting but it got sad so i cut it out #but let if be known there are big differences between Humans and Homunculi and Vanitas is like. in the middle or human with Homunculi trait #he just missed out on the bigger size and complete shapeshifting/mimicry side still debating #if he should get a monster form like Yoru tho #he probably can shapeshift into his unverse tho! Yoruhua can't. #debating over whether or not they can also summon unversed to some degree since Homunculi are very emotion based. but we'll see #anyways #ill be back w cute flood vanitas and monster Yoru at a later date #hopefully

[ferahntics]

'Tis a flesh wound.

#been meaning to do this for so long and show how she got that little nick by her eye #was a dangerously close call alright #btw that last line she said? based on a true story #its a long one tho so xDDD #kirby #kirby oc #Fan Characters #quiver #quiver knight #robin #robin knight #mine #my art #uhh idk if i should tag this as tw or cw pls let me know

[writtenbyfionaapple]

My coworkers: we really appreciate the work you do! Thank you so much!

The work I do:

#Saw #mark hoffman #Based on a true story btw if u even care

[corkisms]

mug roulette, first thing in the morning

#your honor pls joy is a gamer its all she knows #based on a true story #after this duke starts enforcing guidelines on who's allowed to do what in his corner of the safehouse #payday 2 #payday 2dles #their dynamic is like supportive uncle+zoomer niece 2 me. she still takes part in operation 'make duke say fuck' alongside jimmy et al tho #just smthg to tide this blog over while i work on the other requests 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ SORRY btw

[robotclownindulgence]

"fiction does not affect reality" mfs with hairy pooper urls rushing to blaze their thomas sanders youtuber rpf to unsuspecting tumblr users

#based on a true story btw #resi.txt

[z0n1x]

My thoughts unmasked: god what am I doing. Am I high?? Am I drunk?? Am I insane??

My body: if I. could fly I would eat sweaterrs. Like moths, but humans sizzed! :3 (Sprawled across a chair and a carpet st the same time)

#God why am I like this #me fr #:3 #Usually with some kind of fizzy drink or tea #no coffee #I don’t actually do any drugs btw (including alcohol) #based on a true story #There’s probably some reason for this but I do not particularly care

[sirenium]

Support is more than a few pride emotes. Support is more than a supposedly strict anti discrimination policy. Want to show your support? Start by not muting a queer person who is left to defend themself due to your incompetence in moderation.

#based on a true story btw #fuck that server anyway tbh #lgbtq #queer #performative allyship #at its finest

[moodr1ng]

ik we keep saying 'please read/watch at least a bit of something other than stories made for little children as a grown adult' but actually i see way too many people gloating about how they played disco elysium making every single choice just based on whether they thought kim would approve of it instead of like. thinking about the questions the game is screaming at you the entire time. just doing whatever the other cop wants you to do or whatever? like ok lol actually i would prefer these people go back to watching cartoons made for toddlers itd be less annoying.

#97 #no im not saying if you made ANY choice based on kims opinions youre bad. #im saying people playing a game that puts you in very tough political and ethical situations and demands you act with thougut #DEMANDS that you ENGAGE that you THINK FOR YOURSELF that you be ACTIVE in this story.. #and you decided to do the exact inverse? then i think you are stupid and if there is such a thing as a bad audience you are that. #not only is it just the dumbest way to experience this game its also directly and explicitly counter to everything the game is doing. #like congrats you had a role playing game and the role you played is boring bootlicking liberal. #kim has bad politics btw. like even outside of being a cop (which is v bad politics dgmw!). #hes a liberal shill w no true backbone. he KNOWS hes a tool of unjust and uncaring powers and he will not change that. #kims moral and political framework is bad. if you chose to follow that just so a made up person could give you validation.. #like it says smthing about you i think