#schmee

[metamorphmigus]

A compilation of the cast of Vargas. Thought it was fitting to put them all together.

Vargas, Scriabin, and Jake are created by @zarla-s the rest can be found in the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics. You can find Vargas here! Give it a read if you like dark dramas. X3

#vargas #scriabin #zarla #edgar vargas #jthm #nny #devi #jake #squee #schmee #together forever #and if you guys are excited to see these guys in chibi form look out! #I'm going to be updating them to my redbubble store! #so you can get them for yourself!

[izzywhisker]

nom nom nom

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#biscuits #schmee #blood

[schmeesky]

since they've been announced and i was surprised to see some of you recognized my name, here is what i submitted to the dead by daylight cosmetic contest! congrats to the rest of the winners!

you can find me here insta: itsschmeesky twit: bloodberryclown (but its private cause i'm scared)

#schmee screams #dead by daylight #dbd art #the clown #dbd clown #kenneth chase

[dr-n-dustrielle]

I cannot sleep for the life of me.

It has been 29 hours.

I have tried everything that usually helps:

I have counted mutant sheep, put on different pajamas, tried different positions, tried different locations, made the room warmer, made the room cooler, put on soothing music, put on podcasts that are boring, put on podcasts I’ve heard a million times…

…I even let Tropy read me fairy tales. And y’all know I’m not gonna be in the same room as him, if I can at all avoid it!

I’m at a loss. I’m -this- close to asking Gin to hit me in the head with one of his mechs.

…I guess I need to cut back on my caffeine intake, huh

#I’m eepy #so eepy #insomnia’s a bitch and so is Cortex #ha got em #I just want to honk shoo schmee mee mee #is Mr Sandman around? #is he hot? #is he single? #I’m losing it here

[itsforeating]

this lyric from POWDER I could kiss melanie on the mouth

sketch of a thing ill finish digitally later 💖

#melanie martinez #I’m hanging out outside but I have to go in for food #the artistic process was um #smorkin schmee #;;;;)

[arjengelly]

Had a Peter Pan idea that keeps getting bigger by the day 💡

#the owl house #toh #peter pan #captain hook #mr schmee #eda clawthorne #edalyn clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #camila noceda #raine whispers #hooty #hootcifer

[10millionotters]

Absolute creature

#I love her and miss her so much #my little chicken #she’s okay #we’re just oceans apart #maru.txt #Miko Schmees

[sunshine-apprentice]

First Love

(Azul belongs to @azulsartdump and Marsella is @faehistorian)

"Nation, you ready for finals?" The redhead asked to her friend across from the table where they were all eating breakfast at. The question broke the lantern shark out of their daze as they were fiddling with a small velvet bag attached to a cord.

"Oh, yeah. I have my lucky charm after all," Carnation smiled with a glance to the bag they tie around their neck.

"A lucky charm? Can I see it?" The fae beside the merfolk leaned over out of curiosity earning her a kick under the table from the knight.

"I don't mind." They laughed slightly at Vectra's protective nature as they untied the holder from their neck. Opening the black baggy and pulled out a small conch like shell that's color was a similar shade of pink to the first year's hair.

"How cute!" Marsella cooed as Carnation delicately showed the table the idem, "is there a story behind it?"

"Yea, actually." The shark placed the shell back in the velvet bag and ties it back around their neck. "The first person I think I ever loved gave it to me." They looked up to see the eager eyes of Azul and Marsella begging them to continue.

"It was a bit after I was abandoned and I was looking for a way to make money. No one would really hire a thirteen year old, but I would occasionally find a place that would pay me under the table in return for clean. It was around then that I saw some big jerk bullying some kids on the street. Honestly I acted before I could think to help out. And by help, I tried to tackle the guy, fail, got thrown off, yelled at the guy, I think scared him off, and then went to check on those he was being mean to." The shark paused to take a drink of their juice.

"There were three and I think they were all related, they were all hurt so I took them all back to the apartment that I was still barely managing to live in to bandage them all up. I think they were a couple years younger than me but it's hard to tell when it comes to merfolk. They were all very polite and scared from everything that had happened. But honestly I loved having people back in my house, it had felt so lonely since my mom had left. The three of them were the first people I ever had there even before she left because she never liked having people over. They were also the first people I thought and care about since she left other than myself. Those three lives meant so much to me, but sadly, as much as I wanted to, I couldn't let them stay with me. I was barely able to survive by myself, and adding three more people to feed and shelter..."

"They understood my plight and they left once they were all healed and I thought I would never see them again. A couple week later however that jerk found me, upset about interrupting him and how I would pay. I wasn't expecting one of the three boys to show up out of nowhere to help save me. After that bully was taken away, the boy gave me this shell as a 'thanks from last time' even though he had just saved me. He looked healthier compared to when I had last seen him, cleaner as well. I like to think him and his brothers are living better lives now. I doubt any of them really remember me. Time and the mind are fickle things, but I could never forget the warmth I felt."

"I call this my lucky charm because I had it with me when everything good happened to me. Getting this scholarship, getting the transformation potion, meeting you guys. I owe everything lucky to me to this shell and thus that boy. I truly hope they are all happy now, just like I get to be." Carnation gently caressed the make shift necklace that held the charm, smiling fondly causing the four at the table to gush in their own ways. Shortly after the first period bell rung and the group left to go to their classes. None noticed, or at least no one voiced that they noticed a small group sitting nearby or that three of them had over heard the lantern shark's story.

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #carnation lumiere #vectra schmee #azul attwood

[yeahponcho]

schmee

[metamorphmigus]

Part three is complete! We have here lil Todd and Schmee! He was suggested by @cherry-207! Thank you so much for the suggestion!!!! We’re halfway there folks! If you wanna see me draw a character, please send me an ask, comment on this post, or heck even slip into my dm’s *wink* Just let me know what you wanna see!

#fac #jthm #todd casil #schmee #it's like superbowl halftime #get your drinks get your snacks #we don't know what the second half will be like #we don't know what players will make it out onto the field. #why am I making sports references #I'm no sports jockey #pfft #meta bein silly

[izzywhisker]

Croc treats

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#schmee #crocodile #2006

[keystone8379]

Never steal from women

I've been wanting to make this post since the tourney where it happened. I was going to wait for the person involved to leave the server or something before posting it but I've been DYING to talk about this story, it's so good. So you're getting it now.

So, regarding Kirby Fighters 2, every February 3rd (in reference to the finale of Persona 5 Royal) for the past couple years, I've run a KF2 event if I'm able. Last year it was the first low tiers tourney, but this year I decided to have a normal tourney...

...with the insane marketing gimmick of calling it Jay Eazy's Kirbification

To be honest, February 3rd kinda snuck up on me this year. University's been fucking me up, to be fair. But one day, this rando comes into the server and asks when the next tourney is.

No one had picked up on the Feb. 3rd thing yet, but I dropped a few hints to it here and there, like the intro music for last year and the graphic for this year. But this reminded me to get off my ass and run the Feb. 3rd bracket. Remember FreeStickman, he'll be important in this story.

One day, before the tourney, Stickman comes into general to argue for the legality of Dried Up Sea...using AI. This gave him a reputation of a chatbot that, like Mimikool before him, could not POSSIBLY be shaken off. As you'd expect, his argument was meaningless, weightless, passionless, and a joke.

But it was pretty funny.

So you have Stickman in the tourney, seeded last, in the same bracket as all stars like Schmeedor, AV, Claire, KirbybiM, Justinian, and, to everyone's surprise, Dougsauce! All things considered, it was a pretty good tourney if you played normally. Thanks Jay Eazy.

So my first few sets roll around, I beat Panini then get stomped by AV. Stickman gets destroyed by Claire and that puts me against him in the bracket. Then I get this DM from Kyochan.

Kyo had been gassing up Stickman all day, and for good reason: It was funny. I am not a fan of Stickman, but I like Kyo more than I don't like Stickman, so I go Bandana Dee and pretend to fight back. Stickman ends up "winning" the set 3-2, and they go onto fight Schmeedor.

So why did I throw? There's a few reasons actually. Firstly, I already knew Schmee could beat me. I also found a way to turn it into what I thought would be a good narritive moment...but no one paid attention to that. So Stickman plays Fighter Kirby, but can't do a quarter circle consistently, in the whole set he threw out about 6 input hadokens, which he only started doing after I TOLD HIM that was an option. If you remember the SOFG 2021 +R bracket, the only reason I was able to beat Winters was because of coaching Theo gave me. So I thought it'd be fitting to have that come back around.

So Stickman goes onto fight Schmeedor, and I'm not Schmeedor, so I can't tell you why, but she ALSO agreed to throw to Stickman. Likely in the same way I did, controlling the set to go to game 5. Special mention to Stickman saying he'd flip a coin to decide who gets to ban first and send the video. If you hate competitive integrity this is absolutely the tourney for you.

So Schmee goes on to fight Stickman and loses, and to the surprise of me and Kyo, Justin is sent to losers bracket by Claire. Justin does actually have a bit of honour unlike us 3 goobers so it was much less likely to get him to throw. He later mentioned on his stream about not playing to win and that there was no point in playing if you weren't playing to win. On his stream, he said "what would i be doing? playing to lose? fuck that"

But that didn't stop Kyo from trying.

So Justin stomps the "rawest Fighter he's ever seen" (he didn't use hadoken) in a set that isn't really close and Stickman gets really upset about it. Bro wins 2 rigged sets and let it get to his head. Though I guess he didn't know they were rigged.

Eventually, AV also learns that Stickman is a fraud and is devastated. I'm not sure who else found out. I did also make a pretty good graphic for Jay Eazy's Kirbification, check it out!

So we played to lose, inflated a chatbot's ego, and still had a great time. What happened to Stickman was much more interesting than what would have happened if the tourney just played out normally, much like Happy Chaos's goal of making life as interesting as possible for humanity. Though tbh, looking at this graphic again, I don't really like how there's some character overlap...let me fix that...

#kf2 lore #kirby fighters 2 #fighting games #fighting game community #kf2 #kirby #tournament #rigged #chatbot

[megglesmcgee]

I always thought your url was "megglesmeschmee" like meggles-me-schmee but now I realise it's "megglesmcgee" like meggles-mc-gee

I don't know if this is important or anything I just thought it was neat

No worries. My url comes from a fun made up name for myself.

[grilledpook]

hey, so i write in my notes app sometimes. i decided to write a lil fanfic snippet and drew a picture to go along with it. enjoy.

"Nny Accidentally Traumatizes Squee Again"

It was a humid, suffocating summer night. Squee laid in bed and stared up at the ceiling, holding his stuffed bear Schmee close. He couldn't sleep. Aside from the heat, he felt a looming, familiar sense of dread.

Schmee whispered to Squee in a way only the two of them could understand. Time seemed to drag on forever, broken only by taps at the window or sudden visits from...*him.* The teddy bear knew. Suddenly Squee could feel it in his bones. He knew too what was- or rather who was coming.

Tap, tap, tap...

The boy threw off his covers, scooting to the edge of his bed. In the night outside he could make out a lanky silhouette with untamed hair. In his dark getup he was probably burning up out there. The mere sight of his shadow set Squee on edge, he never knew what to expect. But what could he do? Tell his parents? They never listened to his worries, wishing him goodnight and that they don't have to see him the next morning. Finally, the window slid open.

"Squee? You in here?...It's me, Johnny..."

A pair of tan, bony arms grasped the wall surrounding the opening. Nny stuck his head in, and it was clear some kind of liquid was dripping from his face. In the dark it was difficult to tell exactly what, but knowing his track history the boy assumed the worst.

"What..." Squee was paralyzed and fumbling. "...what's...? I think...there's something on your face..."

"Yeah...I think you're right," Nny replied. He spoke quietly, almost hoarsely as he slowly pulled himself inside. He did not seem to be concerned about letting the sweltering heat in, odd since he usually wanted to get in and out as quickly as possible. Squee's heart raced. He knew he should turn on the lamp, but he feared what he would see. Sweat poured down his face too now, as he reached back to grab Schmee.

"A-are you ok?" Squee asked finally. "It's uh... r-really hot outside tonight..." Nny reached to touch his own face and pulled it back almost immediately, as if he pricked himself. "Shit..." he muttered. He raised his voice slightly to answer the question:

"No, I don't think I'm ok... it's stuck... in my face... fuck, ow- Can you turn on a lamp, Squee?"

He reluctantly obliged, finally standing up to turn on the light. Holding Schmee for comfort was not enough to prepare him for what he saw. With a flick, the light reflected off of Nny's face in sharp glints and in speckles. The entire right side of his face was caked in dripping, flowing red. Shimmers bounced off of glass shards lodged in his cheeks and forehead. Squee could barely see his eye amongst the horrible mess. Before he had the time to process what he saw, Nny spoke again.

"Squee? I think...I'm concussed."

He fell forward into the room. As he fell he was unable to shield his face, most certainly pushing the glass deeper into his skin. Nny's spine contorted, with his lower half being propped up by the wall. Squee could already see puddles and smears of blood on the wooden floor. His reaction finally caught to him, the terror coursed through him as he realized the creepy bad guy Schmee warned him of was bleeding all over his floor.

SQUEEEEEE!!!

#jthm squee #jthm nny #jthm #johnny the homicidal maniac #you'd think nny's spine would snap #built like a matchstick #also he's emo and doesnt wanna wear summer clothes #cw blood #blood #blood cw

[tittyinfinity]

you will be the schmee that absorbs all the pee from the pissing tree with glee

#.bdo #yeah.

[theoneandonlycowboyofthesea]

OK schmigathoughts:

- my mom and i routinely reference the corn pudding song at least 2 times a day bow

- schmicago is the funniesr name ive ever heard i cannot wait to watch s2

- it wont happen but i hope they get a bunch of seasons based on different musical types and one is 2010s teenybop high school musicals ala schmee schmore schmill, schmeathers, etc because that would take me way back

- also horror comedies would be amazing. schmittle schmop of schmorrors, schmeenie schmodd etc

- JOSH I HATE YOU does he get any better. melissa and carnival guy endgame

- dove cameron i love u forever shes so funny and beautiful teehee

oh YES I LOVE IT

Corn pudding is absolutely iconic i love also yes schmicago is honestly so fucking funny that name alone is funnier than all of the Big Bang theory tbh

Honestly a season based on teen musicals would be so iconic and i can already picture dove Cameron doing a mean girls-esque number and i just know that it would be insanely slay

on that note! dove really is so pretty I’m in love with her

josh is kind of an ass but he does get better and tbh i feel like their relationship in s1 was shown mostly through melissas eyes so we rarely got to see his pov😭

#asks my beloveds #leon tag (probably puts soap on his pasta instead of salt)