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#scary balloon clown movie
after almost 11 hours of work, she is d o n e
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based off of the fem losers club band au by @dollarstoreartsupplies on ao3 which i’m obsessed with
i’m sure this is exactly what you had in mind when you wrote the poster description, but i when i read it i knew i had to attempt to make one, so here’s that!
(poster description from the fic below the cut)
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groovyruckus · 9 months
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Pennywise Poster Fan Art Home Decor Gaming Room Poster Pennywise The Dancing Clown Bedroom Printable Horror Poster Digital Art Print Poster
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This digital poster print captures Pennywise in his most eerie and terrifying form, beckoning you closer with a cold, calculating stare that pierces through the veil of reality. With every angle, the evil yellow eyes seem to follow, their malevolence intensifying, and revealing a soulless entity lurking behind the facade of a clown.
Be warned, for this poster print is not for the faint of heart. It is a sinister addition to your collection, perfect for horror aficionados and those seeking to immerse themselves in the realm of chilling suspense. Whether it adorns your bedroom wall, living room, or private den of fright, "Malevolence Unveiled: Pennywise the Dancing Clown" will surely ignite a fear that cannot be easily forgotten.
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minervafoxart · 1 year
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A sketch card of IT. Yes. IT.
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theabbsman · 2 years
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10/12 #inktober day 12 2017 Pennywise does a little dance for you to distract you from how creepy and weird he is.
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year
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could I request a child reader who goes looking for any god/human of your choice from ROR after she has a nightmare? just her waddling around with sniffles while she clenched her toy to her chest 🥺🥺
We shall use my own nightmares from when I was a child, after watching a certain movie back in the 90’s about a certain murderous clown. The photos all belong to their respective owners.
-A nightmare you had been having didn’t seem to want to leave you alone, after you were accidentally shown a scary movie by Ares, who is still in the doghouse for it.
-Ares thought the movie wasn’t going to be scary! There was a clown on the cover of the movie case holding red balloons, he thought it was going to be a funny movie!!
-The others have tried to help you, using sleep therapy, nightlights, and Thor even stood guard outside your door one night until you fell asleep, to make sure the scary clown didn’t come to take you away.
-It was well past midnight again when you tiptoed out of your bedroom, fat tears rolling down your cheeks before you made a beeline to the room of the person you know would keep you safe!
-Lu Bu- He awoke instantly, hearing his bedroom door open, but calmed when he heard your tiny footsteps and lifted his head, seeing you holding your stuffed tiger(?) in your arms, silent tears falling. Your plush was something he had attempted to make for you, as the tiger would eat the clown if he came into your room, but it looked very rough when he was done with it. However, when your eye lit up, squealing at the adorable plush, he couldn’t help but smile at you while glaring at the others who teased him for the crudely made toy. Without a word, he lifted the blankets to his bed and you scrambled in and immediately glued yourself to his arm, a soft sigh escaping you. He said nothing, as you were only four, but you spoke up, “Will you keep the clown away?” he nodded softly, “If he comes in here I’ll throw him out the window.” Your giggles filled the air for the moment before slowly your sniffle subside and your breathing evened out before he slowly nodded off as well, smiling that you came to him.
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-Shiva- He snorted awake, feeling someone tugging on the blankets and he lifted his head from his pillow, as he had been sleeping on his belly, a bit delirious, before you saw you standing beside his bed, holding your elephant plush he had gotten for you, crying. His arms on his left instantly pulled you up onto the bed and into his chest as he rolled over, hugging you tightly, one arm rubbing your back gently, “Did the clown try to get you again?” you nodded into his chest, staying silent and he hummed quietly, trying to calm you down. He pulled the blankets back up over the two of you and spoke, “Don’t worry, he won’t get you while you’re in here. He wouldn’t dare!” he heard your tears subside as he stroked your back more and soon the both of you fell back asleep.
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-Loki- As soon as his door open, he knew that it was you and he lifted his blanket, inviting you in as you quickly trotted over and crawled up into his bed, crawling into his arms, still hugging you wolf plush that Loki had gifted to you when these nightmares first started. He rolled to his back, letting you lay down on top of him as he stroked your back, listening to your tears as he spoke softly, his voice sleep filled, “S’okay, that stupid clown won’t come in here. He knows he can’t handle me.” you nodded in his chest, agreeing with him, which made him grin before he rolled, holding you in his arms, cuddling you while trying not to squeal that you had come to him instead of anyone else, his feet kicking in delight, trying not to disturb you as you quickly nodded off, feeling safe in his arms.
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-Poseidon- He was still up, working at his desk, having not been paying attention to the time. When his door opened and you peeked in, holding your whale plush he had given to you for your last birthday, he froze. He looked at the clock and stood instantly, “Y/N, what are you doing up?” he approached as you entered and he saw the tears and instantly sighed softly, kneeling before you and gathering you into his arms. He held you as he walked towards his bed, soothing your tears as you sniffled, telling him that the clown came back again. He sat you on his bed and turned back to his desk to go and grab his trident, returning to your side and placed the trident beside the bed. Poseidon crawled into the bed, after pulling the covers back and allowed you to cuddle into his arms and you saw the trident which made him smile, “He’ll think twice about coming in here.” You beamed up at him and he wiped the remaining tears away from your cheeks and turned off the lights so the two of you could go to sleep.
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-Hercules- He nearly leapt up when someone tugged on his blankets, sitting up quickly and saw you standing there, holding your giant lion plush that was as big as you, something Hercules got for you to protect you from your nightmares. You sniffled loudly, looking pitiful as more tears slipped down your cheeks and he shushed you softly, instantly pulling you up into his arms, “No tears Y/N, he can’t get you here. I’ll smack him with my club if he does.” Your giggles made him relax as he leaned back into his pillows, holding you carefully, so he wouldn’t squish you as he continued to sooth you. Once your tears and sniffles had stopped, he laid you beside him with his hand on your tummy, so you could feel him, “Y/N, can I ask why you came to me and not Brunnhilde or Eve?” you beam up at him, your eyes blinking as you were nodding off, “You’re the strongest! I know you’ll keep the bad clown away.” His smile lit up the room as he beamed, patting your tummy until you nodded off.
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-Odin- When his door opened with no knock, he knew immediately it was you, as you were the only one that he allowed to enter his quarters without knocking. Your footsteps quickly crossed the room and his arm reached out, hanging off of the bed. His hand grabbed the back of your pajamas and pulled you up onto the bed and you quickly crawled over into the crook of his open arm and chest, cuddling into him, your hand gripping his shirt. He looked down, seeing your trembling figure, seeing the raven plush that Brunnhilde got you for you, as you wanted to match with Papa Odin. His arm closed around you, pulling you close, hugging you to his chest, rubbing your back gently, but remained silent. Once your trembling ebbed and your tears stopped, he patted your back gently, silently telling you to lay down which you did, and he rolled to his side. You smiled up at him and he returned it, rubbing a stray tear from your cheek before you spoke, “You’ll keep the scary clown away, right Papa Odin?” he chuckled softly but nodded, giving you a promise to keep the clown away before telling you to go to sleep.
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fangirltothefullest · 9 months
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this is long:
you said your father's profession was/is to be a clown. i want to tell you i have a huge respect for him. i don't know the person he is, so i'll just be speaking in regards of his career.
one of the most heart-warming moments in my life was thanks to a clown. i always get so excited when i see one in town, but i never approach them because i'm embarrassed of my childish behavior.
one day i was feeling so bad, had multiple meltdowns before that day. i went to town and i gasped loudly, started bouncing and giggling in excitement when i saw a clown making sword balloons. i tried to keep walking but he called me and came to me SO excited! he started talking about how it was his joy and motivation to see my type of reaction. it was his bday that day and he was working, he wanted to GIFT me two balloons (a cute puppy and flower) and i had to pay him because like, i couldn't not pay him even if they were gifts.
he told me my smile and excitement was adorable to see, that it was because of people like me that he was still working after 30+ years of being a clown. i almost cried because he made my day so much better and he told me i made his day better too <3
he made me realize that me being childish is not something to be embarrassed about, that my genuine smile and excitement can bring happiness to others. i kept the balloons for as long as i could, safe in a shelf.
this little story is to thank your father for the work he did/does. there literally isnt a career that is so sweet and kind (besides ppl helping animals), i shall continue to approach clowns in town. the one time i went to a local circus was the best time ever, the clowns were hilarious and super nice ppl to hang out with before the show. ppl who do circus are literally so friendly and hardworking like???
i hold huge appreciation for clowns! keep up that amazing art and no clown shall be disrespected on my watch!!! >:(
My father is no longer clowning but he loved it when he did! He went to clown college cor it and he travelled to many different countries! I know how to balloon animals because of him!
He took care of tigers and elephants and had a routine where they would announce a terrible beast was about to arrive and everyone should be careful and then his trained ducks would come out!
He has since become a teacher but he performs .agic trucks for the kiddos and I grew up with him coming to my classrooms to do magic tricks.
I find no profession more joyous, needed and honorable than that of a Clown. A true clown has a code to work by too- no clown shall deliberately scare someone. If they do ita not really clowning. The whole point is to make people laugh and if kids don't want to approach or are scared, the clown stays distanced so the kid can enjoy the show or the magic but they don't have to get close.
I understand people being nervous about the makeup, I understand being nervous around someone in costume (I'm that way with mascot suits, though furauits ironically don't bother me).
But all those scary clown movies ruined clowning for so many people who see even a happy friendly real professional clown and get scared or worse, angry at the performer, when all they want to do is make people laugh!
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blookmallow · 6 months
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reviewing spirit animatronics for 2023
i almost forgot again. but here we are
apparently the website doesnt display animatronics that are sold out so im trying to dig for them... this isnt a complete list im doin my best
anyway lets GOooooooo
Gourdo
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im gonna start with my favorite look at this silly little guy. something about this design is just incredibly endearing to me and the stringy guts look pretty good in motion too. hes cute and i like him. his description says he was a guy who kept scaring everybody all the time and one day he scared an old lady who turned out to be a witch so she turned him into a pumpkin. and now hes stuck like this bc he could not behave himself. i love gourdo i want him 10/10
Eternal Rest
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its a tombstone. theres a sad crying face and it turns into a skull face and screams at you. thats... thats it. it looks fine but its just really basic, this is doing nothing for me
3/10
Poor George
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this guy was at my local store for a while. hes pretty fun, he flips around and his face changes. i like his funky stripes. makeup design looks extremely art the clown which is just making me wish they had him instead
its at least an attempt at a unique design. but according to his description, the story here is he was just a nice regular clown who had a terrible accident but somehow survived. you can see his bloody torso when he turns. this isn't a zombie clown monster, this is a man who desperately needs medical assistance
also no explanation for why he has two faces. he doesn't appear to be intentionally meant to be conjoined twins or something so if hes supposed to just be a regular guy im not sure whats going on there
5/10
they also came out with another killer klowns animatronic this year too, hes BIG but i dont have much to say about that one other than it looks good glad to see the klown rep increasing
i guess ill also mention here that they have a mars attacks alien figure now too, which doesn't really do much, it just moves its head a little but the lighting is cool and the design looks really good and seeing it inspired me to go watch the movie, so. shrugs. i like him
Heckles the Clown
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here we have i think the first Sad Clown spirit animatronic? i cant think of any others ive seen. he kind of has creepy uncle energy but isn't really scary. hes just sad. he is a pathetic shell of a man weakly trying to sell his balloons and i just kind of feel bad for him. i did not notice in the store that his balloon actually has a light-up face in it which is cool. apparently according to his description hes actually using poison gas in his balloons which is a neat idea but is extremely unclear from the animatronic itself, i never would've known that if i hadn't read the description, so,
his face sculpt looks pretty good though. hes a pretty well designed figure i just think his whole deal is unclear and just makes me feel bad for him. help this man
6/10
Stilts
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i do love a scary clown but all of these are starting to look pretty much the same to me. the colors are visually striking (i like the use of the blue accents especially) and i like the bloody bowling pins but at this point it's just kinda like, yep, that's another tall spooky clown. great for all your tall spooky clown needs but its not really that memorable. 4/10
Death Stalker
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THIS thing however, looks sick as FUCK and i really want to see it in person. i dont know what the fuck that is. i love it. it breathes smoke and has way too many teeth. the description offhand mentions it lives behind an abandoned doll factory for no apparent reason. i love this thing 11/10
i think it might be built from the same body structure as their krampus figure that i also really liked
The Black Heart
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ok i dont know about anyone else but i just find this one extremely confusing all around
he gives off protective dom skeleton boyfriend vibes. in the store i saw this and figured the woman was his victim and hes showing us his kill to threaten us, but it also looks like he's protecting her, so i didn't really get what was going on. the description says she tried to do some weird ritual ive never heard of where you lay in a grave and your true love will arrive to kiss you and wake you up snow white style at midnight, but instead she ended up with this guy as her "master" but it also refers to him as her "partner"
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"the fuck did you just say about my wife"
so i guess they have some kind of bdsm relationship going on. which, y'know, if she's into that, id say good for her, but she doesn't move at all, she appears to be dead or unconscious. she also looks like she's emerging from his waist or something bc like, i guess they made her skirt the same color to hide that she's there until he reveals her, but i didnt even realize she had a lower body at all,
anyway the design is really confusing to look at and i don't really understand what their whole deal is. the faces look really good though. 5/10
Leatherface
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leatherface in the HOUSE!!! i dont really have a lot to say here other than i think he looks great and i want you all to see him. 7/10
Darling Dolly
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i fucking love this thing look at that. salad fingers doll monstrosity what the fuck is going on here. there was one in our store very briefly but it wasn't working and disappeared pretty quickly which just made it even weirder. this has a fantastic "what the FUCK IS THAT" factor and i just wish it had better functionality bc i was really excited to find out what it does and it turns out it pretty much just screams at you. i feel like a slower, creeping movement with spidery fingers and whispering sounds would have been more effective. its definitely scary though. i want more wild designs like this i love this thing
the backstory is... a little girl dug up a cursed doll in the yard and her mother tried to bury it back but got struck by lightning and became nightmareishly fused together with the evil doll which just. doesn't make sense to me i feel like trying to create an explanation for this figure is actively a detriment to it i like it better just as a Horrible Inexplicable Demon
9/10 could have been executed better but great design
The Cauldroness
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pretty much just your standard witch. i like the way she's posed, this figure is more interesting to look at than a lot of the standing ones. the movement in her hands looks pretty good. i like her face. she also looks like salad fingers. maybe im just seeing it bc im trying so so hard to manifest him into existence even though i know they'll never make one sfjkg
anyway this is simple but i think it works well, 5/10
Dagger Mike
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look at this ridiculous little gremlin. his name's dagger mike. hes got knives. his torso makes no sense. i love you dagger mike 6/10 hes not good but he makes me laugh and i like him
i do like the vintage clown look here though. i just think his body looks stupid and his existence is very funny to me in a way i cant articulate
Floating Spirit
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its a ghost. it goes ooooo. 10/10
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undergroundmemes · 1 year
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🇸‌🇨‌🇭‌🇴‌🇴‌🇱‌ 🇸‌🇵‌🇮‌🇷‌🇮‌🇹‌🇸‌- 🇸‌🇪‌🇳‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌🇨‌🇪‌ 🇸‌🇹‌🇦‌🇷‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌🇸‌: ᴇᴘ. 𝟸 ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴜʟᴛ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ sᴄᴀʀs tw: clown mention
“I’m not really sure what I’m seeing right now.”
“I don’t think I have answers. Not yet.”
“Why do you think I have all the answers huh? I’m still trying to understand why Dances with Wolves won 7 Oscars.”
“This unofficial tour guide gig doesn’t come with a handbook.”
“I wouldn’t bring that up just yet.”
“You don’t know that. Not for sure.”
“He always leaves me with the worst one.”
“You take the last jelly, I will rip off your arm and beat you with the wet end.”
“Why do they want to look in dark scary places when most of the important shit’s stuck under a desk?”
“I’m just saying I can’t speak for no woods, but there’s plenty of crap here to give you chicken bumps. There's scars everywhere.”
“Hell doesn’t have views like this.”
“That won’t change the fact that you’re here.”
“I have people that need me.”
“Not much surprises you after that.”
“Look I’m all saying is if you cling to what you left behind you’ll prolong your pain.”
“It’s cruel to let anyone believe that they can go back when they’ve worked so hard to move forward.”
“You don’t want teasing the dead in your resume.”
“Please tell me the coffee is ready.”
“This is where these sad sacks let their guards down and we figure out who’s boning who.”
“His forehead was three inches higher last year.”
“I was really hoping you weren’t going to say that.”
“Lap it up while you can. By next Thursday you’ll be a footnote.”
“But not one [of them] would say a bad word about the bastard.”
“You see anyone springing up from that table?”
“Whos the soggy tea bag staring at me?”
“Where do you go when you’re not with me?”
“How many times did I tell you that dude was sketchy?”
“This isn’t about him keeping hand lotion in his glove compartment.”
“We need to find evidence.”
“I can’t look at it. Last night it was blowing up.”
“I don’t know what to think anymore. I’m working overtime to protect you.”
“You shouldn’t watch this.”
“Maybe it comes in waves. You know, how when you really miss someone: their laugh, their touch it–maybe if that person truly can’t let you go there’s moments when they can still see and hear you.”
“There’s another place we need to search.”
“Sweetheart you can’t call me when I’m at work.”
“This is where he used to hang.”
“How’d you not tell he’s like a black hole of everything that is wrong?”
“People don’t turn evil overnight.”
“He just didn’t give a shit about what anyone else thought. And I liked that.”
“Is this your idea of foreplay?”
“Yes-No. What are we talking about?”
“I’m pretty sure the rest of it has been destroyed.”
“I mean, you close your eyes you could be anywhere. Miami, Aruba.”
“What? I thought we were talking about stuff that we miss.”
“I’m guessing she came up with the whole plan herself. Lady Macbeth used your plus one as a tool.”
“Be careful who you get your intel from, all right? Jeez.”
“Maybe you should grab another seat, so you’re not tempted to watch the wrong show.”
“I never thought she wouldn’t come back.”
“There are serial killers that dress like clowns. They make balloon animals at lunchtime kiddie parties, and then they eat a human heart for dinner. We’ve seen that movie twice.”
“You’ve come a long way. I’m proud of you.”
“I miss you.”
“Why do you think he wanted me gone?”
“You need to see people for who they really are.”
“What are you doing here so late?”
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caramel-clowns · 2 years
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reasons why I would survive certain horror movie characters Pennywise: im a fucking wimp, one sign of anything even like the tiniest bit scary or suspicious and im out, if I saw a clown in a sewer I would simply turn the other way, I see hands coming from behind a door and screaming? nope, not there, I see a random balloon? not happening, pennywise cant get me if I keep just fucking leaving Michael Myers: he’s like old as fuck now, I'll beat him up idc if he’s lasted this long, I can take him, lets go old man Jason Voorhees: I wouldn't make out with anyone or do anything else so he’d be ok with me, we’d probably be besties, we’d kill people together, it’d be dope Ghostface: 90% of the time my phone’s on do not disturb, how’s he gonna call me? even if he did call me I wouldn't answer, and how’s he gonna get in, hm? everything’s always locked, I dont have glass windows
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literally haven’t posted/reblogged anything for m o n t h s but here’s a preview at a bigger piece i’m making
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(don’t worry, mike is gonna be in it too, she was just homeschooled so she doesn’t have yearbook pics
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mrdelorian · 6 months
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The Killer Klowns from Outer Space; An Essay and Review of the BIZZARE, but FANTASTIC 1988 Classic
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Pizza? No, klowns. On May 27th, 1988, Stephen Chiodo unleashed the killer klowns from outer space, a bizarre story of two lovers and some of their friends battling the clowns, and trying to stop their siege of their small town. Where do these clowns come from you may ask? Well, outer space of course. What do they want? Well, it’s hard to say. They abduct humans and…drink their blood?? All else that can be said about them is they’re scary and come armed with many fun weapons, including balloon dogs, popcorn, and an iconic cotton candy gun, which they use to abduct their victims.
The film stars Grant Cramer as Mike Tobacco, Suzanna Synder as Debbie Stone, and John Allen Nelson as Dave Hanson, which round out our main cast, Mike and Debbie being our couple, and Dave being Debbi’s ex, although a cool one. The film also has a list of side characters that are either hilarious or make up for some awesome kills…or scary moments. Peter Licassi, who plays Paul, and Michael Siegel, who plays Rich are the town's odd and a bit dumb ice cream guys, who drive around in a ridiculous, although funny truck. They make up for some funny comic relief. John Vernon plays hardass, ball-busting cop Curtis Mooney, who doesn’t seem to love our protagonist, and also doesn’t believe in the Klown invasion, which pretty much seals his demise, and probably didn’t help the town’s chances. He also has a pretty cool death, which also delivers one of the film's more creepy moments when Mike comes into the police station to find one of the clowns using him as a ventriloquist doll. It’s quite unsettling. Also, who can forget another one of the movie’s most unsettling moments where a little girl, played by actress Claire Bartle is lured away from her parents by one of the clowns, likely to be killed. It’s one of the film's most unsettling scenes, right up there with the ventriloquist scene. Although on the topic of cool and fun kills, the shadow puppet kill, where one of our star clowns shows off some of his shadow puppet skills to a group of normal citizens, and in the end, uses his skills to make a monster puppet that eats them in an awesome scene. “What are you gonna do? Knock my block off?”…famous last words for Michael Halton’s biker character, who gets his head punched off by one of the film's most iconic klowns, Shorty. What about Karla Sue Krull, who has a small scene as Tracy and again, one of the film's most iconic moments, when she opens the door to a knock and is welcomed by clowns, and as soon as she asks “pizza”, she learns this is no normal pizza delivery, as she’s zapped into cotton candy. Now, what are you gonna do with those pies boys? Another bit of famous last words from a carnival security guard, played by actor David Piel, who witnesses loads of klowns getting out of a clown car, and after asking his iconic question is pied to death, by……ACIDIC PIES!?
These klowns mean business. Although, so does the ending. After maneuvering their way through the town, our characters wind up at a carnival, ready to take on the klowns and destroy them once and for all. Although the klowns won’t make it easy on them, as they must run through a gauntlet of creative carnival sections like colorful swinging door frames, through monster's mouths, down a fire station poll, nearly into a monster's mouth, and the killer klowns cotton candy factory or storage, etc. The finale takes place in a big arena with the king (or queen) Klown, Klownzilla, or Jojo. When it appears, in its monstrous size, the other klowns seem to back away in fear as if it is some form of leader, and the battle begins. After dodging its attacks, attempted gunshots, and a fakeout death of the two ice cream truckers…because the truck was a rental or whatever, Mike and Debbie make it out alive, with Dave staying back to finish off the massive final boss of a klown. After it’s got Dave in its grips, just when we think it’s over for him, he removes his police badge to give it one fatal blow to the nose, causing it to spin out of control, and explode. Now, us, Mike, and Debbie thinking he, and the two ice cream truck drivers, Paul and Rich are dead, in comes a klown car hurling in from the skies, and its…DAVE, RICH, AND PAUL!? Yes, they’re alive. It’s an all-in-one, fun reunion, with some funny stuff from Paul and Rich and a tear-jerking reunion of Dave, Mike, and Debbie. The Klowns ship, however, isn’t so alive, as it explodes in midair, and at first calmly rains down…cotton candy? Popcorn? Who knows. Debbie asks the one important question though…is it over? Mike answers as any person who experienced this would…I don’t know. Until pies hail down from the sky, pieing them all in the face, with the classic tune Killer Klowns from Outer Space by The Dickies, for a funny and classic ending to this bizarre, pretty scary, funny, and crazy journey, and film/movie we call Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Some special groups I wanted to mention are the fantastic set designers, costume designers, stunt men, actors, actresses, for the normal people, and the killer wacky klowns, the fantastic performances given by our lead and supporting cast of actors and actresses, the special effects team, etc.
Also, almost forgot to mention…who are the main klowns? Well, you got Jumbo, Fatso, Shorty, Rudy, Spikey, Slim, Bibbo, Chubby, and last, but certainly not least…Klownzilla…or Jojo. There are obviously other klowns too, too many to name, but all are masterfully designed with their own unique quirks and looks. Lastly, what’s their weakness? Well, as I said earlier…a simple blow to the nose. Yep. And they spin around a bit till they explode. Quite a good way to kill them, pretty creative, and really funny actually.
So…that is Killer Klowns from Outer Space. What are your thoughts? When did you first see Killer Klowns? Did you like it or dislike it? Let us know.
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phoenix · 11 months
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Storytime!
Back in high school, I was already a big Stephen King fan. My parents enrolled me in the Stephen King Library, which got me all his hardcovers as they came out, and an older book in HC once every two months or whatever. I miss it...but I digress.
For most of my HS years, I got the yearly Stephen King calendar to hang on my bedroom door. One year, there was a picture of Tim Curry's Pennywise. IIRC, it was of him standing near the entrace to the sewers, holding balloons.
Except there was a...problem. Hanging on my door, and the way I slept at the time, I basically was staring RIGHT at this image of a horror movie clown *all night long*. With the dim, murky light from a nightlight in the bathroom skulking down the hallway and very dimly lighting it up. It was JUST enough to make it clear what the image was.
For that *entire month* I had to switch to the previous or next month, because this was all JUST unsettling enough that there was no way to get to sleep staring at that image as it was literally staring back at me, no matter how much I intellectually knew it was Tim Curry, in a movie, of a completely fictional entity. I don't even find Pennywise that scary! But talk about all the right elements.
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randomfangirl710 · 1 year
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I just watched 'IT' with my mon and here's some feelings about it.
I it wasn't even that scary, scary at some jumpscares. I was only scared that something scary happens next. And I almost cried but not for scariness, for sadness, when I saw bill making paper boat to George and I know what was coming, I was like:" no bill don't let him go to play😭" and when Beverly's dad didn't let her out so she couldn't go on date with Bill, I wss like: " noo, that's horrible" and stupid dad, when doesn't let his daughter go on date!"
Scariest scene was the one where Stanley is in his dad's office.
I don't know if my humor is just broken, but I laughed to every damn scene, only bit but laughed still. Well my humor is just broken cause I laugh to movie about clown that lives in fucking sewer and kidnaps kids, using their biggest fear and that can change himself to anything he wants. Add to that the fact, Richie tries to make joke in every minute and finds something positive in everything
But you can think, I didn't like it, but I actually loved it and I love it and I gonna also love It chapter two. I loved the movie before, I even watched it. I know I said that it wasn't scary but rn I don't know if I can go asleep. Also I'm scared of red balloons from now
If I have luck, don't get killed by Pennywise while I'm sleeping and my mom lets me, I'm gonna watch chapter two tomorrow.
Good Night
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agentnico · 2 years
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The Black Phone (2022) Review
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Wow, kids in the 70s really liked bullying each other, didn’t they? Just the common high school hobby - lets punch each other to our heart’s desire! What a time to have been a child!
Plot: After being abducted by a child killer and locked in a soundproof basement, a 13-year-old boy starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from the killer's previous victims.
This year has been pretty good for horror films thus far. Got to see Sebastian Stan being a charming cannibal in Fresh; a bunch of youths filmed a porno whilst being massacred one by one by their old horny landlords in X; and the Foo Fighters got killed off by a possessed band leader Dave Grohl who wanted to go solo in Studio 666 - so all in all, not too shabby to bring out the scares of 2022. Next we now have The Black Phone, where Ethan Hawke gets to play your not so usual evil clown (he describes himself as a part-time magician) who wears a half-clown-half-devil mask, drives a black van and has a bunch of black balloons as a prop in abducting little boys. Oh yeah, this guy is a pervert through and through, and Hawke is aptly creepy and scary, however be warned, this movie is not the Ethan Hawke show, as he’s actually not in the movie that much. Only for 3 or 4 scenes really. It’s actually about a brother and a sister, a modern Hansel and Gretel if you will (though any fictional brother/sister name examples would fit) and them dealing with their abusive father who has a drinking problem, and gosh I must tell you, if anyone here has had abusive parents, I feel for you as the abusive dad in this is horrible and manipulative. So as a result what we have is a movie that is not necessarily that scary, but more so just offers a situation that in itself is horrifying. 
Speaking of which, the child actors in this are phenomenal. They get the most screen time, and they could have really ruined the film with bad deliveries or general annoyances that can come with the demand of an R-rated, adult-themed movie, and in the 1970s no less. They really had to understand their element, and the main brother and sister had to show us their chemistry not just when together but also when apart. They had a lot to work with, and lived up to their roles. This was of course complemented by Hawke's villain role, portrayed very obscurely yet charismatically. You're not ever really knowing what he's thinking, what he'll do next, or why/when he'll decide to wear different masks or illicit a new kind of conversation. They could have gone deeper into it narratively however, as it is never really explained why Hawke’s character wore masks, and at one point in the film when his mask is torn off he freaks out and becomes a wimp, again begging the question why his character felt so naked without the masks. Felt like there was an expositional scene that was cut out from the final cut, which does leave one wanting more. Especially due to Hawke’s limited screen time, you do wish there was more backstory provided for him.
The Black Phone feels like a movie that was made in the 70′s. Scott Derrickson in faded tones to give it the feel of that era, and throws in cuts of old school stock footage to amplify that. Additionally the first act of this film is very slow paced, and takes its time introducing us to the child characters and their lifestyle, which very much reminded me of the coming-of-age style of Richard Linklater movies. Also, all the kids in this movie bully the heck out of one another at school. Like there’s so much punching. Like my gosh the 70s was rough. I blame it on ‘Nam. I don’t know, for some reason seeing kids bully each other makes me think of the 70′s. Cause evidently bullying is so specific to the 70′s...
Overall The Black Phone is a very enjoyable if not quite dark thriller. I wouldn’t really call it a horror, as the scares mainly come from jump scare reveals of ghosts who look like zombies, but even then I wouldn’t call them scary. However seeing a very game Hawke and very talented lead child actors, this very much provided a exciting if not a tad forgettable visit to the movies.
Overall score: 6/10
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Riverdale
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( Age 1 )
( Y/N = YourName )
October 16th, 2017
(Bill's age 27)
You look adorable in your little outfit that aunt ejia made you," Bill said as he smiled at you as he fixes your pink bow.
You looked up at him in awe.
The fans might get a little loud when we walk out on the stage but daddy isn't going anywhere," Bill said as he smiled at you before he kisses your head.
Your outfit .
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Welcome the cast of Riverdale," Jimmy said as the crowd clapped.
We are missing y/n ," Cole said .
Yeah, we are, " Camila said with a smile.
Welcome Bill Skarsgård and His Daughter," Jimmy announced.
Bill smiled as he walk onto the stage with you on his hip.
Wow. You are tall ," Cole said.
I'm 6'4," Bill said with a laugh as he bounced you on his knees.
Bill. Question. How do you feel about your daughter being in Riverdale ," Jimmy asked ?
I like it. The last day for her. The cast members had hugged her goodbye and when Skeet got to hug her. She wouldn't let go of him and it was just adorable," Bill said with a smile as he moved his arms over your stomach.
It was more like y/n hugging the serial killer Billy Loomis from Scream," Jimmy said.
Oh yeah. I was grinning the whole time bc that's was what I was thinking at the time ," Bill said with a chuckle.
You played Pennywise in the new It movie, " Jimmy said.
Yeah," Bill said with a smile.
What did your daughter think of her father playing a child-eating clown ," Jimmy asked?
Well. That part got interesting," Bill said with a smile.
You had sent a video of your daughter reaction to Pennywise, " Jimmy said as he press play.
( August 1st, 2017)
Let's go meet my new friend ok y/n," Andy said with a smile as he holds your hand as you two walked on set.
I will be right back ok ," Andy told you .
K ," You said with a little smile.
I smell delicious fear, " A Voice said.
You turn around and see a clown holding a red balloon.
Hello little girl. Do you want a balloon," Bill asked as he gave you his pennywise smile.
You stared at him in awe.
Up, " You said as you reach towards the clown.
You aren't scared of me," Bill asked you.
You shook your head no.
That's a first.
Up ," You said with a smile.
Bill bent down and pick you up.
You are the first child to not be scared of me," Bill said as he smiled at you.
( The End of The Video)
I never thought I would see a child not scared of a child-eating clown or the clown holding the child ," Jimmy said.
I thought it would scare her bc a scary clown with a balloon appearing behind you. That would scare anyone," Bill said with a smile.
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sweetstwawbewwymilk · 2 years
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This is an OC that I made for Art Fight, and one I had a lot of fun designing and making lore for! Lollipop
(She/Them/Clown)
Lollipop is a peppy clown as sweet as her name. A part of the Circus Clown subspecies of clowns (which also include Mimes, Jesters, Harlequins, and Pierrots), Lolli's passionate about making others happy. Unfortunately, since the popularization of the "Scary Clown" trope in horror movies, many people are distrusting and even more are afraid of clowns like them. Even though clown is saddened by this, they keep her head held high, and is optimistic of the future.
Lolli lives in a circus village with other clowns, including her father Ringo, sibling Patches, and pet balloon dog Squeak. Clown's happy to be surrounded by her family and friends, making candy, caring for the balloon animals, and making people laugh. Little does clown know, their little life is about to take a honking-mad turn….
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