#ryan brain moments

[starlesscitiess]

heyyyyy sooooo i just watched nimona and of course being me i have to get aro about it and i am Still Thinking about the moment where ballister says “she’s my friend” and ambrosius replies “aren’t i more than that” and the thing that’s great about it is that he’s in the wrong. yes the two do get back together romantically at the end but this line, its reception in context, and the subsequent emotional core of the movie reject a hierarchy with romance at the top. like. this is a line in a scene where ambrosius is explicitly antagonising our main character, being manipulated by the main villain, and himself using the relationship between himself and ballister in an emotionally manipulative way, whether deliberate or not. in this context, the romance is not the highest or purest form of love, it is not above criticism, and it is certainly not ranked above the friendship. the relationship at the centre of the film is that of ballister and nimona, the one that bal prioritises — both in this moment and throughout the film — is nimona. they are Friends and Family (and of course evil coworkers) and that is the most important thing in the whole entire world. i love to see it <3

#WHICH OF COURSE is not to say that his and nimona’s relationship is perfect throughout either #ballister at the beginning is quite obviously not accepting of her even though he attempts to be a Good Ally #and if we take the movie for the very obvious trans allegory narrative it is thats a bit of a yikes moment from him #but yeah #good ass film #exactly the uplifting yet gutwrenching trans story we need at a time like this #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona #nimona movie #nimona spoilers #ryan brain moments

[slashsleuth]

he's ogling something alright

#shyan #skeptic believer #I thought Ryan's himbo title was great #but I paused at a fantastic moment #this is kind of breaking my brain #heart eyes madej #slashedits

[teastainedprose]

How about something like Homelander at a meeting with the seven and his wife.

"Wait, wait. I thought we were meeting your wife?" The Deep bursts out, gaze flicking between the two men already within the conference room as the rest of The Seven and Ashley file in. Homelander's smile is strained at best, while Butcher? He's as stone faced as ever. This isn't exactly a spot he ever considered he'd ever be in.

"Bit of an inside joke, ya see." Butcher mutters, stepping up to where Homelander sits to grasp the supe between neck and shoulder. As he tightens his grip, the gold band on his ringer finger catches the light. "Ain't that right, luv?"

Homelander tilts his head up, catching Butcher's eye as he smiles. There's no affection in it, more a predator barring his teeth at a rival. Nothing of the interaction screams that these two are lovers in any sense of the word, let alone a happy couple introducing themselves to The Seven.

An uncomfortable silence follows as everyone else in the room watches the couple. The expressions range from incredulous to utterly baffled. Well, Noir's is blank on account of his mask.

"Homelander- Are you gay?" The Deep sputters out, face pinched in clear confusion as his eyes flick between the two men. "No, you fucking-" A-Train cuts himself off, then takes a breath. "He's bi, like Maeve was." His attention shifts back to Butcher, "Aren't you trying to kill all of us?" Butcher inclines his head, white teeth flashing as he smirks but before he can spit out some British wit The Deep cuts in. "Maeve was bi!?" The Deep's eyebrows jumping up as he turns to stare at A-Train. He leans closer, voice a conspirital whisper. "I thought she was like- A lesbian, ya know?" Homelander has to take a steading breath, squelching the urge to lean over and casually crush The Deep's windpipe. "Boys, boys- Just, stop." Homelander raises a hand to cut off any further conversation as he sighs. He has to take a moment, eyes closing as he rubs at the bridge of his nose. Butcher's hand on his shoulder seems to be half to restrain him and half to keep the supe anchored. "Just- Uh. Don't worry about the labels and yes, we were enemies but- Let's just say we've worked it out."

"Okay, great. Fantastic!", Ashley chirps out in faux cheerfulness while trying not to love her absolute shit. Her mind is spinning with the sheer PR nightmare of introducing the world to the fact that Homelander, Christian ideal supe that he is happens to be a bisexual man and now married to a pardoned terrorist.

#malewife is still his wife #huehuehue #how do they get to this point? #I dunno #lots of hate fucking obv #Butchlander #Homelander #Billy Butcher #The Deep #A-Train #Ashley Barrett #I just had an image in my brain and shook it out #Should I even tag Black Noir with him just vibing? #I imagine this between S3 and S4 so it's not even Earving :c :c :c #the boys fanfic #drabble #Homelander Writing #Butcher Writing #tag tags TAGS #I didn't proofread this YEAAAAAAAAAAAAh #also I can never see Homelander and Butcher being affectionate publically #they save that for the quiet moments alone #only Ryan would ever get to see them at most

[nicepersondisorder]

*notices one (1) tiny detail that other people didnt notice* well, i'm clearly way more observant than all of you. i might even be a genius, if you think of it!

#watched mystery files and when ryan said the tuber had a radio i immediately knew the guy wasnt working alone #BUT shane didnt realize that AND other people in comments didn't say anything about it either so they probably didnt realize that either <3 #im soooo observant i love my brain and i love being successful in solving mysteries #actually npd #npd posting #npd safe #actually narcissistic #narcissistic personality disorder #npd #(has one moment when he's smart) im a genius actually <3. did you know that <3

[loveyourownsmiilee]

Mentally, I’m still here 🤤🤤

#oliver stark #ryan guzman #buddie #I really can’t #my brain won’t let these moments go

[shaniacsboogara]

the only proper way to fight overstimulation is to watch more watcher content. how did i come to this conclusion you may ask? let's take a look at the word overstimulation:

overstimulation

stim

st im

steven lim

#big brain boog moment #steven lim #he sparks so much joy #watcher #tms #too many spirits #worth a shot #shane madej #ryan bergara #all hail the watcher #watcher entertainment

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if graham thought the used to be a man thing was just joking and like 5 minutes earlier she said she used to live in the outback for 123 years, he also definitely doesnt have ANY idea how old she is does he

#oh the fun they'll have in support group trying to figure out the doctor's age #graham sitting there just staring for the first 10 minutes like 'oh IMMORTAL immortal. like immortal? like. okay. uh huh. thats. okay.' #thats gotta rewrite like at least half your idea of a person right #im not convinced he or ryan really have an idea of what regeneration means #i think yaz a little more #but not like. really #and yaz was also so taken aback meeting ace and tegan like #other companions get that 'oh youve had lots of people like me' usually kinda early on #get their little jealousy moment #but they NEVER had that #like meeting all these old companions first already must be a bit of a........like rearrangement in your brain #like 'oh but if youre me. and you did this 40 YEARS ago. then uhhhh. the doctor is older than she looks' #and then someone drops a 'yeah when i knew them they said they were 700' and youre OH. OKAY. #like you thought you were travelling with just sort of a weird fucked up guy but then it turns out it's a weird fucked up guy #who has been doing this for longer than your country exists #12 voice: im old enough to be your messiah #fgkjghjkgh #like thats your bud! dfgkjhgjk thats just your fucked up little pal who cant drive what do you mEAN TWO THOUSAND #two THOUSAND years and you still drive THIS badly??? #i hope clara comes to the support group some time #she could blow at least the fam's minds a little i think #she knew the last one! #she can provide CONTEXT #between missy and 12 she can provide some GREAT context #also bill i think bill + yaz would be FUN #like hoo boy #bill can fill them in on the master too #feel like missy definitely gets wind of it 'ive been up and down your timeline' and drops by. a couple of times #trying to pass herself off as a companion #doesnt work for super long mostly bc shes just there to Cause Problems On Purpose but it does work for a Bit

[autistic-katara]

the urge to text him at 2am and tell him i love him nd then kill myself bcz im scared of his reaction

#stg i did not sign up for the internalised homophobia this crush has brought me #for so long i “had no internalised homophobia bcz it felt so natural and was never rlly portrayed as a bad thing” or whatever #but suddenly this happens and the moment i think of him in any way my brains like #“kys u fucking fag stop being a perv he probably knows nd is def uncomfortable as hell just be normal ffs” #LIKE BRO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS #I THOUGHT ID BEEN SPARED #AT LEAST WHEN IT CAME TO SEXUALITY (genders its own thing) #BUT NO MY BRAIN IG SAW HOW MY BLORBOS REACTED TO THIS STUFF IN FANFIC AND UNIRONICALLY COPIED IT OR WHAYEVER #he’s literally gay too but i still feel gross as hell abt it yk #like when he IDed as aroace it made a bit of sense for me to feel like that but he’s literally into men yk- #idk i can’t fully explain it #ryan shut the fuck up

[professorsta]

If you notice after Clint and Past coupled, Clint was already prepared to tell Past about his little figurine and all his childhood traumas. He just needed a good fuck to get his guard down and he was off to talk about himself all day Present Fucked it up when he slid in right after Clint had slid out

#Clint was scared ! #he's me he used humor sarcasm and tryna make the other person feel dumb #to cover up the fact that I am Frightened #and when he and Past had their moment where he was like Oh #so tonight's ghost wont All be ugly old angry men who like to yell at me #cool cool cool less scary maybe a quick fuck will bring some control and clear focus to this whole um #situation I'm finding myself in #and then she just left! #hes in this nerve wracking experience all you had to do was fuck him #and let the guy talk about his little action figures after as a gateway to trauma #present you should have fucked him that's all im saying if you wanted a quick fucking open hearted Clint #his post sex brain is his trauma dumping mode #spirited #Clint Briggs #present #ryan reynolds #will ferrell #a christmas carol #spirited 2022 #Clint x present

[userblaney]

why the FUCK have the EXTREME Horrors come to visit toNIGHT when it is NOW that i need to get everything done.

#this isnt fair i need gcoe in my brain or i will dissolve int o a puddle of sobs and my headphones just DIED. #yeah Brian if you wanna get shit done then stop replaying th most horrific moment of my life over n over unless ryan blaney is talking abou #fecal matter into my ears please!! #personal

[raccoonnutella13]

i love taz amnesty so much it makes me ill

#'coon speaks #taz #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the run-on joke of all the characters forgetting the name of a place and then going around trying to remember the name #(aka the players ooc making up a stupid name for 5 minutes straight) #is so so good aoskfkkdkd #all the ooc moments are the best tbh #the french onion soup scene resulting in the brothers ACTUAL GRANDMOTHER making a cameo to talk about her fav french onion soup #justin forgetting that he also voices beacon and expecting the sword to just. speak #also ned saying 'kiss my ass kirby' lives in my brain like a tumor #aubrey meets janelle and IMMEDIATELY makes a fool out of herself by setting fire to the room #and also #'griffin is dani cute' #an fbi agent is dating bigfoot #a goat man is disguised as ryan gosling #idk i just. amnesty will always hold a v special place in my heart #ive mentioned before its my fav taz campaign and i genuinely mean that #akdjfjdkkdkf #anyway. sorry for rambling #im just Unwell about these silly characters

[starlesscitiess]

imagine klavier asking edgeworth how to win over apollo cuz he’s like “hey you’re dating a defence attorney at the w.a.a” and edgeworth doesn’t know how to tell him that he doesn’t know what a date is bc he and phoenix skipped straight from 25 years’ mutual pining to already married with kids so all the advice he gives is like “ok but for this to work you need to have saved his life at least twice beforehand”

#klapollo #wrightworth #klavier gavin #apollo justice #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #ace attorney #jon enjoys things #ryan brain moments

[mikesoup]

being a hotdaga fan for four years will really and truly give you brain rot. case in point: shane doing a British Accent just makes me go "oh this is mike soup"

#THERE WAS A TIKTOK. ON THE WATCHER PAGE. RECENTLY #it was ryan and shane parodying that one dont worry darling interview w chris pine and harry styles. and shane was the latter #and i really had a moment where the hotdaga part of my brain lit up. i went omg. mike soup real #but tbh this happens any time shane does a Voice like i watch puppet history and i am so annoying #nobody try and um actually me (tumblr user mike-soup) either i knowww mike isnt like ACTUALLY british and starts out w an aussie accent #(if u can call it that) #hotdaga

[paranormalbadboyfiles]

Ryan “I am incapable of looking like anything but s*x on legs when I’m in a white shirt” Bergara

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C 

And now he’s off to get that Exhibit D

#shyan #buzzfeed shyan #watcher shyan #shanes brain has gone offline shyan #exhibit b features the shirt where shane AcCiDenTaLlY forgot Ryan's Nippolean knk #and full on was like and you can write your name...HERE #pushed down on that Nippolean like it was a mf elevator button #we are going to ignore the fact that that moment is the only reason why i know what a rotator cuff is #thirsty thursday eve

[sinfvlwishs]

( sometimes i think about how ryan can go from a complete sweetheart to absolutely fucking unhinged .... scary )

#noah rambles. >>> 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #( one moment he'll be out of trouble and cuddling with belphie or smth ) #( and the next he'll be trying to tattoo one of the boys in their sleep ) #( someone calm down my brain pls ) #( and while ur at it do ryan's as well-- )

[shaniacsboogara]

spreading that watcher x gamechanger brainrot

SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS SO LATE I HAD TO REMEMBER WHAT GAMECHANGER WAS BUT HOLY SHIT YES

#GENUINELY SO EMBARRASSED I HAD A BAD BRAIN MOMENT 🙏 #shane madej #watcher #ryan begara #all hail the watcher #gamechanger #let's spread the propaganda #shane and ryan #ghost files #watcher entertainment