Homelander learning how to drive
"Why are we doing this again?" Ashley hisses, panic in her eyes as she stares out the window.
"-because Ryan wants to learn to drive and he can't exactly learn from his dad if I can't fucking drive, Ashley." Homelander snarks back, grip tightening on the steering wheel hard enough to give an ominous crack. He huffs, a silent snarl threatening to curl his lips as he tries to focus on piloting the vehicle.
Ashley's attention snaps back to Homelander at the sound. She's free to do so now that he's no longer creeping the car in the slowest reverse out of the parking spot she's ever witnessed. It's a miracle he didn't hit anything. Despite the lack of other cars within this level of the parking garage, the tight spaces and pillars throughout worry Ashley.
"Yes but why me?" She whines.
That earns her a sharp look from Homelander, eyes narrowed and a warning tic in his cheek signalling that was the wrong thing to say. He doesn't speak, only glares. He also doesn't watch where he's going as the car creeps forward.
"-because I don't know how to drive!" Ashley rushes on in a panic.
Homelander blinks and promptly slams on the brakes, "What!?"
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I really like this picture bc it's lile an AU in which Homelander chills and becomes besties with Ashley.
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Do you guys think I’m going to get Bingo if I play this?
If these feel too safe, have this more insane card.
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This first season of Gen V really made me forget just how much sway and power Homelander now holds, like it fully had the whole Vought is in charge of everything vibe and I almost believed it and almost forgot where we left off in The Boys. Like Ashley Barrett and the board members watched Jordan save their asses with their own eyes, and Jordan was still dubbed a terrorist and put away. They watched Cate and Sam attack people, Emma didn't even do anything like she tried to stop Sam but she didn't actually do anything she was cricket size. They watched everything happen. But Homelander's story is still the one that made it to the media. I'm gonna need Amazon to pay their fucking workers so we can get The Boys' season 4 asap
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Can’t she tell he’s in his downtime?? He’s even got his little flap open!!
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