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I’m behind on writing something work related, which in turn has led me to be behind on domaystic (I have started a grand total of zero fics… 😞) and even be behind on writing ao3 comments. Because I can’t write for leisure if I haven’t finished this work project, Left Brain decrees. But do I solve the problem by writing the work related thing? No, I shitpost to relieve my sense of doom.

#bleh #personal #procrastination killing me this week

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josh o'connor and mike faist behind the scenes of challengers (2024) dir. luca guadagnino

#should I watch this movie or are all the gems behind the scenes? 🤔 #informal wrestling is my favorite wrestling #josh o'connor #mike faist #challengers #luca guadagnino

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that's it that's the show

#lol #peter burke #neal caffrey #white collar

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@gusdeservedbetter without knowing your pairing preferences, here are some depowered!HL recs that you may not have come across:

4 depowered!HL x reader fics can be found here (hope that ao3 search link works, lmk if it’s not). None with Ryan, all permadepowered.

despite everything, i'm still human (but i think i'm dying here) by vanillea / @bisexualhomelander (gen, depowered for now (WIP), Ryan is a major character, sad and cute at the same time). Words: 9,603.

My Name Is John (Butchlander, perma depowered, Ryan is a major character, sad AF). Words: 14k

Spartacus Love Theme series by @vindickyoutive (Butchlander, perma depowered, Ryan appears somewhere towards the middle of the series, happy ending). Words: 205,190 (!). Works: 3

I have yet to find a depowered fic where his powers slowly come back, alas. Apologies if I’ve missed some, it wasn’t an intentional omission!

Major depowered!Homelander with Ryan vibes, except I doubt he’d look this chipper. Maybe he just arose from his radioactive coma in the Voughtspital, just getting the news that Soldier Boy has been put away into cryo, that he managed to shield Ryan from a fate worse than death (getting depowered), and that his own powers are scheduled to regenerate within the foreseeable future?

#fic rec #depowered homelander #homelander #ryan butcher #the boys #the boys tv

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1. I still think the red may not be the wall but the inner lining of the top down opening. Reasons I like this: museums use these to preserve light sensitive artifacts, and it being next to the Mirrorlander mirror makes it a place where he mentally involutes into his deepest fears/nostalgia/desires. But can’t tell from the trailer because we don’t see ATrain opening whatever that is.

2. I assume it’s a piece of wood that folds out like in the valet stand here?

3. A crime we don’t get to see the bathroom. I will always imagine he has one of those walk in glass walled showers because of @dansidoon ‘s art.

4. You mean this concept art, right?

5. Btw …

the childhood toys thing is KILLING me, the idea they’d not only let him play with metal spiky things but make those his rewards is sooo metal mother 🥺

Homelander fandom, do we have any answers to these questions?

Is A Train standing at the Mirrorlander mirror opening the chest underneath?

What is this object next to HL’s bed? (Edit: this has been answered! A frame for his suit before going naked into bed!)

Where does the American flag door lead? Bathroom? Why isn’t this on the tour 😤

Where do these stairs lead? What’s up there?

What are these tchotchkes?

#homelander’s apartment #homelander #reference #the boys #the boys tv #crowdsourcing

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My first encounter with a Tesla cyberttruck (had to google image search the photo to even figure out what this is, I’m out of the loop).

It really reminds me of the depictions of police cars in dystopias like Brazil 😕

These photos may not be fully conveying how unsettlingly alien this looked pulling out from Beacon Hill’s cobblestones old timey neighborhood.

#cars #hmm #personal

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Me seeing people only just now becoming aware of the ceiling mirror when it was part of the bts photos posted on Twitter in 2023

Also me then realizing I am perhaps abnormally obsessed for an abnormally long time (but definitely circa the median in the cozy corner tumblrsphere)

Has x reader fandom not leaned into the ceiling mirror? Why not? 😤

#lol #it was a seminal event when we collectively realized by piecing photos together #yes seminal as in we collectively came #homelander’s apartment #homelander #the boys #the boys tv

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why is he getting more pathetic by the day and the new season hasn’t even come out. no pajamas. no blankets. busted prostate. pubes in jars. mid life crisis. ugly ass apartment. american flag sheets. no bitches.

#lolll #I mean… that sounds kind of badass when listed out ngl #homelander #the boys spoilers #i mean i imagine this could be terrible #but the best parts of s1 were when I began realizing he didn’t have it all together #or together at all #so in and of itself I think this trope is interesting #the boys season 4 spoilers

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I have no excuses for this one, I just wanted to gif Butcher's glowy eyes... and he was speaking, so I figured I'd practice adding subs.

#billy butcher #the boys #the boys tv #lol

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Major depowered!Homelander with Ryan vibes, except I doubt he’d look this chipper. Maybe he just arose from his radioactive coma in the Voughtspital, just getting the news that Soldier Boy has been put away into cryo, that he managed to shield Ryan from a fate worse than death (getting depowered), and that his own powers are scheduled to regenerate within the foreseeable future?

#so many fics with this premise and never enough you know? #depowered homelander #don’t mind me #sorry I’m still looking for something and not finding it but finding other pics instead #homelander #ryan butcher #antony starr #american gothic #the boys #the boys tv

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I was looking for something else, and came across this page in the process https://men.wikifeet.com/Antony_Starr

Disclaimer: I do not have a foot fetish, and I think many men don’t take care of their feet enough for me to want to study them. However.

I definitely remember wondering whether those are really Antony Starr’s feet, and if so why he has a prominent tailor’s bunion (I really thought it was mostly old little ladies after a lifetime in narrow heels.

If you want to investigate further before offering an opinion, since I was on the page already (I think I gave myself a foot phobia in lieu of a philia) , click on the readmore

I don’t see one, but maybe this is from long ago.

Don’t see one, and it’s the right foot and relatively recent. Also paging @xieyaohuan lol, for non foot reasons.

The only pic where there might be *something* resembling a bunion, but it’s not even the same foot so who knows.

Inconclusive.

Inconclusive but he conclusively has a cute little nevus on the sole of his foot.

#antony starr #the boys bts #uh… tw feet? #idk human feet are weird #wonderfully functional but kind of aesthetically weird

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Ok but… maybe my childhood was fucked up (probably the fact that not all of it was in the US “helps”) but my parents would have let me drink some champagne at the age he appears to be? 🤷‍♀️ With parental supervision is better than without, no?

Spoilers for Season 4 of The Boys. If you get spoiled it's on you.

So, Ryan...

This little guy out there casually having the craziest childhood backstory of any superhero/villain (depends on how his story will end.) Rip Becca

#i was raised by HL in several ways I think #I’m this close to being a teetotaler #so it’s not like it sets you up for a lifetime of alcoholism #maybe it did damage my brain 🤔🤔🤔 #homelander #ryan butcher #parenting #the boys season 4 spoilers #the boys spoilers #the boys #the boys tv

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#master of the manic gleam #antony starr #homelander #the boys #the boys tv

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Private hour.

#hnnnnnnngh #fucking in the boys hq #oh god billy’s transgressing on several levels here #after mm told them to respect the flatiron #sacrosanct #but the lighting is beatifically churchlike #thank you for season 1 thighs #this is one of my favorite pieces of yours and that’s saying a LOT #because you have so many wonderful works #your architectural background shining through ❤️❤️❤️ #butchlander #billy butcher #homelander #the boys #the boys tv #fanart #pretty

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

#kripke: I will indicate he’s evil by making him fuck weird #tumblr: latch on like HL latches on to fingers #homelander #the boys #the boys tv #lol

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i am not normal about this show

#so pretty #homelander #billy butcher #the boys #the boys tv #fanart

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cat homelander as per a request on ig

#faaaaaave #catlander #homelander #the boys #the boys tv #fanart