BILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~<3<3<3!!
WHEN ARE YOU DUE--
and he's so happy about it too~<3
. . .
or is about the shoot the baby daddy in the balls for not calling him
*needs the baby daddy home before supper*
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every episode of The Boys
homelander: i am going to brutally murder everyone you have ever loved if you don’t make everyone pay attention to me
frenchie: oui oui mon coeur my childhood was extremely traumatic. i would die for you hughie
MM: butcher this is the last time……………. then i’m Out For Good
butcher: croikey blimey bollocks on a wagon i’m gonna kill someone against everyone’s wishes and upset hughie. cunt
hughie: i am so terrified. i have peed my pants 3 times consecutively, but i have to sacrifice myself to save my girlfriend and some random extras from evil superman so i can return home and dissociate
maeve: (lying) i’m not helping u. ur on ur own
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ok yes i hate it when butcher is awful to annie or kimiko because they’re supes but it IS objectively very funny that he was like ‘okay! here’s my anti-supes terrorist group in which we hate supes and murder supes. who wants to join’ and frenchie and hughie were BOTH like ‘me! :D can i bring my supe girlfriend though’ like. how do you even react to that
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