*Dick is Batman but he’s gone missing and they’re trying not to assume the worst but Damian is already trying to pick out the next Batman*
Tim: He’s not dead, Damian.
Damian: Well, not yet.
*glares*
Damian: Hopefully, he won’t, you know, die, but if he does, the show must go on.
Damian: Isn’t that right, Jason?
Jason: You terrify me.
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Tim has literally no idea what he's talking about. But that's not about sense, that's about spirit
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tim: wish i could go guys, but im on the no-fly list
cassie: what?? why?
tim: probs because of that time i broke into the pentagon for sillies
kon: YOU DID WHAT?!
tim: that or the war crimes i committed in the middle east and europe, idk pick one
bart: that checks lol
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Tim has scheduled a 5 minute mental breakdown once a month, as a treat
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Damian, handing Bruce a piece of paper with a very neat calendar on it: father, I will be taking a step back from my participation in our nightly patrols. I have carefully considered factors such as, but not limited to, school tests, most likely days for breakouts and when other people will be available. Here is my schedule.
Bruce: any particular reason you are stepping back from Robin?
Damian: I have reached an acceptable age and am by far mature enough, so I will be participating in Ramadan this year, father. Afterwards I will pick my duties up as normal, but with changed sleeping and eating patterns, this is the most logical step for now.
Bruce, who grew up with a jewish mother and christian father who were intent to raise him on some weird mix of the two, then a second father who was atheist, proceeded to lose his entire way in any form of religion due to losing himself in his teen years, took in Jewish boy, then a catholic one with religious trauma, then an atheist one who had no idea how to even approach the idea of religion, followed up by a pagan girl and already making seven different mental lists of things he will need to research, how to add aspects of Islam into their weird family holidays and trying desperately to show his support for his son: ....hnn
Damian: thank you father
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*All the batboys have plans to see a concert in Gotham, but there’s an Arkham break out so now all hands are on deck*
Jason: Oh, great.
Tim: I hate my life.
Bruce: Look, guys, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing that show. But there will be other concerts.
Dick: No, there won’t. The fact that this one’s happening is a miracle. Nobody good ever comes here because we keep killing each other.
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A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.
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[DC] redrawing my fave 1999 anime digimon adventure but as my fave 1998 dc comic 😚
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