#roald dahl charlie and the chocolate factory

[bellarose204]

OK OK GUYS HEAR ME OUT!!! This has been haunting my head lately-

OK so we know there's something about Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and Fnaf have in common-

5 kids go to a candy factory = 5 kids were killed in a pizzeria

The laundry mat gang = the sister location gang

Charlie Bucket = Charlotte/Charlie Emily

Mike Teevee = Mike/Michael Afton

Noodle = Vanessa (probably)

Grandpa Joe = Henry Emily (since he mentioned he used to work for wonka)

OK OK NOW HERE'S THE PART I NEVER KNEW UNTIL NOW- (and yes my oc has been named this for a long time and yet I never knew)

Willy Wonka = William Afton

Clara Spice = Clara Afton

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS SOMEONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN FOR GAME THEORY!!!!

But who knows! "It's just a theory" 😏

#willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #wonka 2023 #willy wonka #catcf #roald dahl #roald dahl charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #mike teevee #clara spice #clara spice wonka #oc #original character #noodle wonka #grandpa joe #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf theory #william afton #clara afton #mike schmidt #micheal afton #charlie emily #charlotte emily #henry emily #vanessa shelly #officer vanessa #new theory #its just a theory #Ayo william afton and the chocolate factory!?

[thecurefordepression]

#Willy Wonka #Charlie Bucket #The Unknown #Roald Dahl #Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[somesecretpie]

#I had to draw the unknown i love them #evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls #Roald Dahl is unhinged enough to write this tbh #Have you ever read Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator? #The sequel where Willy Wonka just straight up fights space aliens? #Called vermicious knids? #glasgow willy wonka experience #willy wonka #the unknown #unknown #willy wonka experience #willy wonka ai #vermicious knids #roald dahl #charlie and the chocolate factory #ai willy wonka #willy’s chocolate experience

[animentality]

#twitter #wonka #reddit #funnies #willy wonka #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl

[perciver4ever]

RIP Sirius Black, you would've loved Tyler Cohenour from Royal Sugar.

RIP Remus Lupin, you would've loved Charlie and the chocolate factory.

RIP James Potter, you would've loved Percy Weasley x Oliver Wood.

RIP Peter Pettigrew, you would've loved Yo Gaba Gaba!

#sirius black #sirius orion black #tyler Cohenour #royal sugar #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #percy weasley #oliver wood #perciver #yo gaba Gaba #i love them so much #percy x oliver #the marauders era #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #the marauders #marauders era #shitpost

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The problem with having the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory prequel portray Willy Wonka as some kind of visionary underdog who the Big Mean chocolatiers are trying to suppress is that… he has magical powers.

Like, there is literally no universe where it matters that this guy can't get a shop, or isn't part of the Chocolate Makers Guild, or is targeted by the Chocolate Cartel, because he has magical powers.

It doesn't matter what the other chocolate makers do to try and smear his reputation or ruin his business, because ultimately their biggest innovation is a chocolate bar that melts in your mouth but not in your hand, and the original Roald Dahl sequel book tells us that Wonka somehow has access to the world where people's souls go before they are born (à la the Pixar film) and has invented a cure for old age.

Even if they did somehow manage to stop him selling ‘candy’, he could easily just rebrand his business and reopen as ‘Wonka's Literal Actual Magic’, and what the hell are they going to do to him then?

The only thing that could touch him in the original film was people bribing his employees to sell them his secret recipes, and he solved that problem almost immediately by firing his entire staff and replacing them with magic singing elves who are happy to be paid in chocolate. This isn't a guy whose problems are normal problems.

This is like if somebody made a new Lord of the Rings prequel that showed Young Sauron being picked on by the Hobbit Craftsmen's Guild because of his innovative ahead-of-their-time jewellery designs. Like it just doesn't work, because while the pieces are technically there for the standard Underdog Shows Them All story template, ultimately the two sides are playing very different ball games here.

#willy wonka #wonka 2023 #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #like irl the existence of willy wonka #would create a world in which either every other chocolate factory shuts down #OR #the other companies all start aggressively branding themselves as selling ‘normal’ chocolate #like ''cadbury's flake: tastes great and definitely WON'T turn you into a moose!' #'skittles: taste the rainbow but not in some sort of ironic karmic punishment way'

[brutal-planet]

For a moment, I kinda forgot to be sad.

#mine #wonka 2023 #wonka #willy wonka #wonka movie #wonka spoilers #timothée chalamet #timothee chamalet #timothee #Hugh Grant #roald dahl #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #Rowan Atkinson #Olivia Colman #Calah Lane #Tom Davis #Keegan-Michael Key #roald dahl chocolate factory #musical #musicals #i cried #jfc i cried

[quotespile]

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

#literature #quotes #Roald Dahl #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #quote #books #lit

[gumbiedots]

can we claim willy wonka as an aromantic icon

#he can be ace too #cause of his purple coat #aro #aromantic #queer #aspec #arospec #lgbtqia #wonka 2023 #willy wonka #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #timothee chalamet #gene wilder

[aromanticduck]

I used to be one of those people who said "why doesn't Mrs Bucket get a job too if they're so poor?", but now I realise... Their household has four bed-bound elderly people. She's a full-time carer.

#i mean the doylist reason is likely roald dahl's writing reflecting the 'man works woman keeps house' ideas of the time #but i think this is the best watsonian explanation #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #organic home grown content

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #willy wonka #oompa loompa #racism #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl

[brbuttons]

❝Gloop, Teavee, Beauregarde, Salt, Bucket- Do Come In.❞

The UK tour merch was all of Broadway's leftovers, but we really wanted something special signed by the cast. So we just decided to make our own. We couldn't be more proud of it, and the cast loved it too! ✨

If anyone wants one, we're printing a limited run in our shop.

[ commissions & shop ]

#-- our signed version is a mess of signatures that blocks the art now but we wouldn't have it any other way ♥ #Musicals #CatCF #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #CatCF Musical #CatCF UK Tour #Roald Dahl #Illustration #Merch Design #Willy Wonka #Charlie Bucket #Augustus Gloop #Mike Teavee #Veruca Salt

[ohfallingdisco]

In this essay—I mean, yeah, Victor Frankenstein and Willy Wonka did both have weird recluse reputations, house spiky-haired pseudo-human creatures who sometimes said strange things, went on long journeys on boats, had anti-authoritarian tendencies to the point where they would put people in actual danger, really liked science, and swore never to let anyone else learn the secrets of their special respective crafts, but that doesn’t mean they would have been best friends, Susan, they might not have even had the same favorite Mitski song

#i’m sorry #tumblr gothic #victor frankenstein #willy wonka #frankenstein #charlie and the chocolate factory #mary shelley #roald dahl

[femboy-expert]

The sequel to Charlie and the chocolate factory should’ve been the Oompa Loompas organizing a slave uprising complete with banger songs maybe mixed in with Charlie (literal child) utterly failing at capitalism and pulling his family back into debt

Imagine the possibilities

Instead we got some boring ass elevator

#196 #196 campfire #charlie and the chocolate factory #roald dahl #but based

[luminouslumity]

Chocolate Willy Wonka!

#amaury guichon #chocolate #chocolate guy #food #dessert #desserts #wonka #willy wonka #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #gene wilder #roald dahl

[teavee-kid]

I will never be able to explain with words how much it INFURIATES me whenever people say that the kid in Charlie/Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory died. Of course if you’re talking about one of the musicals it is entirely possible. But anything else? NO! In the book and 05, they’re shown walking out. In 71, Wonka confirmed they’d be fine. “But Willy Wonka could’ve been lying!” 1: We could play that card and still have the odds being in favor of them living. 2: WHY WOULD THEY MURDER A BUNCH OF CHILDREN IN A 1971 CHILDRENS MOVIE???? A more plausible reason as to why the kids weren’t shown at the end was because IT WAS 1971!! They wouldn’t be able to produce the same level of craziness the book had back then, even in 2005 they still had their limits! I mean if Violet turning blue (1971 movie) was already extremely unrealistic enough, imagine a scene where they were all walking out! It’s just super unrealistic for them to be able to to produce something like that. THEY’RE NOT DEAD!!!!!!!

#charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #augustus gloop #violet beauregarde #veruca salt #mike teavee #willy wonka #catcf #roald dahl