theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Hong Bellamy to anyone he's inadvertantly antagonised: *Deadpan* You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

The Seventh Seal by me.

Thanks for the praise, anon

#twilight #twilight renaissance #the seventh seal #hong bellamy #praise

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Hi! I really like your works. I was wondering if you had a permission statement for recursive fanfiction and fanart. I'm hoping to nominate one of your works for a recursive exchange. I believe I saw something where you mentioned you were okay with it as long as credit is given, but I just wanted to confirm. Thanks so much for all your wonderful writing!

Thanks for reaching out!

And sure thing, for fanfiction/fanart so long as credit is given to me as the original author and to the original story you have my blessing. I'd also love a link when the thing is done/if it's done.

#about this blog #writing

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Ooh, anticipation!

hey! do you guys have an update planned for the bacchanals fic anytime soon?

Not anytime soon, no, though we have talked about it.

@theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin look, anticipation!

#how i learned to stop worrying and love the bacchanals #praise #vinelle #therealvinelle

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Oooh thank you! (to the right blog this time)

Who's your fave character in Hp??

oooh! that's hard to answer. a couple. right now probably harry, draco, snape, tom riddle, alphard black (thanks to the good writing crimes of @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and @therealvinelle in Amulette d'Amour ) and hermione. but there'a lot i enjoy tbh. like i think narcissa is super interesting as well and andromeda. and of course any time an author is like no the fandom is wrong don't you dare like this character or treat them with nuance then i will like i want to out of spite. i think dumbledore is super interesting as well tho im not a fan of how the narrative frames him as only slightly flawed instead of a deeply, deeply flawed and disturbing character; like he's brilliantly written...but it's by mistake lol.

#amulette d'amour #praise #vinelle #therealvinelle #alphard black #iamnmbr3

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Oooh, praise!

I haven't read any of the fic updates for months now and the asks y'all keep getting about new chapters makes me unsure I want to ever read them..... (Joking, I'll have a horrible time eventually reading them but I'll love it)

... I can only wonder what you make of Alphalord, then.

Hope you enjoy the fics once you get around to reading them! And that the nonsense on our blogs will make sense to you then.

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, praise!

#writing #praise #atomicniire #vinelle #therealvinelle

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

April writing competition

This month's writing competition is brought to you by an idea drought:

Free space!

Do whatever you want.

Happy writing.

#rank heresy writing competitions #rank heresy #april 2024 writing competition

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

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[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Ooh praise!

Yo, i just wanted to say that i love all your stories. I've been thinking of some not-great stuff today and unable to stop ruminating, so i went to read the latest chapter of tmwwbk and boom. Immediately sucked in. Your writing is so entertaining and enganging and you always follow the story into the realms of somehow plausible craziness! So thank you to you and muffin for sharing them, they really helped today. (Also, best luck and motivation for your thesis)

Oh thank you so much! I really love hearing that (and thanks for the good wishes!)

There's a new chapter out now, if you're still online/seeing this.

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, praise!

#praise #the man who would be king #vinelle #therealvinelle

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

I just wanted to reach out and say that I absolutely loved The Heart of the World! I have a lot of fond memories of reading and rereading sisyphus, and the whole world you built around it. It was genuinely such a delight to see how you reimagined Lily’s story through the kingdom of Tellestria, and I eagerly await to see what happens next!

The Heart of the World (by me @janedoewrites)

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it so much!

#the heart of the world #lily and the art of being sisyphus #sisyphus book series #praise #identitycrysis

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Works reveal

In which the works written for the February "Old Man Yaoi" competiton works unveiled!

By the Book was written by @levichouphys a Hades/Jafar Disney fic

Fishing by @smallcatwoman, a Charlie/Billy fic

thunderstruck by @heyob, a House/Wilson fic

Additionally, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and @therealvinelle updated their co-written fic The Man Who Would Be King with chapters fitting the competition theme.

#rank heresy #rank heresy writing competition #february 2024 writing competition

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

It's a great fic, for what it's worth, though I'm not sure anyone else will think so.

you know this scenario where like one sibling gets chocolate cake and the other one doesn't and stares sad and jealous at their sibling? this is how I'm starting to feel towards secret fic

like don't get me wrong, I do look forward to secret fic, BUT ALSO STOP HOLDING THE OTHER FICS HOSTAGE

in my defense I simply love chocolate cake your fics so much

I'm so sorry. For what it's worth, I did not choose for things to be this way, nor did @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin. Secret Fic simply consumed us.

Hang in there.

#secret fic #rachelcarrot #praise #vinelle #therealvinelle

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Now for something completely different

I made @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin watch Bølgen (The Wave), a 2015 Norwegian disaster movie about a wave that's too big, with me and we recorded both the pre- and post-movie discussion. It is now, or will be soon, available on our regular episode outlets.

Enjoy.

#the wave #rank heresy #rank heresy podcast

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

i’m rereading when harry met tom & i just love this fic so much. i truly appreciate how even though it isn’t one of your current main fics you still make the time to update when you do.

Thanks anon!

#when harry met tom #praise #writing #anon #ask

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

At last, Patreon content!

"A long time ago, Vinelle wrote a science-fiction story for an assignment in English and she was very proud of it. She also was then recently introduced to tumblr and the idea of how a person should write stories as dictated by the laws of the internet." - The Carnivorous Muffin

(In other words: @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and I have finally fed the Patreon, for the first time in over a year. I sincerely hope all two patreons enjoy very much. They should, recording this was the most embarrassing hour of my life (and it's only part 1).)

Find the episode here! Leave your roasts in the comments.

#rank heresy #patreon #rank heresy podcast

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Is that a homunculus you're wearing or did you just make too many horcruxes?

A new episode of Rank Heresy is out, and this time we discuss Tom Riddle's transformation from beauty to beast and how Nagini was a very good and very heroic snake in Deathly Hallows.

Check it out, all fifty minutes of it, on your platform of choice!

#rank heresy #rank heresy podcast

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

February 2024 writing competition

A new month, a new challenge! This month's challenge is:

Old man yaoi!

Whether it's a canonically geriatric couple, your babyfaced blorbos aged up, a songfic inspired by Eminem's "I'll be only person in the nursing home flirting", or you update your ongoing het ship fic with a sudden pivot where the male love interest decides to fuck a 60-year-old man instead: anything goes, so long as it's old, man, and yaoi.

Turn up that Simon and Garfunkel, and get writing!

Submit your fics here! (Or, if you update an old one, let us know so we can add it as a bookmark in the collection!)

Fics will be revealed on March 1st, and deanonymized on March 14th!

#rank heresy #rank heresy writing competitions #february 2024 writing competition

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Spotlight hour!

Here are all the works that were updated and submitted to us during the January "Update your WIP" challenge!

Disney

Woe to The People of Order But Disney(TM) by @levichouphys I stared into the abyss and the abyss replied with Aladdin's deleted song "Humiliate the Boy." // Jafar and Disney characters swapped with DreamSMP characters AU.

Harry Potter:

Amulette d'amour by @therealvinelle and @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin Tom is commissioned to repair a magical amulet.

The Man Who Would Be King by @therealvinelle and @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin On October 31st, 1981, Lily Potter’s plan to protect her son goes awry when her husband is murdered and her son abducted. In the aftermath, she must navigate the escalation of the war, tensions among the Order, and her desperate search for her son.

The Slytherins' Tale and A Time Once Lost by @theralance In the year before Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott’s exploration of the unused rooms of Malfoy Manor leads them to discover an old diary tucked away and forgotten. Across the country, a single mistake results in the last heir of an ancient pureblood line breaking free of his prison.

Naruto

Loyalty's Price: Eternity by @thehollowone16 After a year alongside Sasori and Deidara, the Akatsuki begin to move. In doing so, Kabuto comes back into conflict with Sunagakure, the nation he worked with to destroy Konoha. This time though, he has to help save a Kazekage. "Truly, it was the villages who made monsters of them. Their wars, their battles, fought for no reward their shinobi would see. When had the price of loyalty grown so high? When had the returns become so abysmal?"

Twilight

Counselling by @smallcatwoman Eleazar hears about the love triangle between Edward, Bella, and Jacob, and decides to help. Terrible things ensue.

Thanks to all contributors!

#rank heresy #rank heresy writing competitions #january 2024 writing challenge