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[. . . SYSTEM BOOTING UP. . .]
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[ SYSTEMS READY FOR ACTIVATION. . . ]
{The blue robot woke up in an work area. It waited until it was fully booted up before attempting to look around.}
{It was a regular workshop of sorts, with many things placed to one side and the long table in front of it. To its right was an entity with pink horns, looking the robot dead in its eyes.}
Ah! There he is! You're finally awake after some tweaking. Tell me, do you know who I am?
[ SEARCHING. . . ]
[ POSITRON BLASTER BIOGRAFT
CREATED BY : SUBSPACE TRIPMINE ]
YOU ARE… MY CREATOR?
Mhmm!! You are correct, dear Biograft!
{Its creator, Subspace Tripmine, came up to the robot and held its 'face' in his hands, looking at it with a look of malice excitement.}
Ohoho.. You are just splendid! Much like the rest of them! I can never get over the process of making you, seeing you boot up successfully… Watching you kill.
{Subspace then moved his hands away from the robot and took its hand instead, practically dragging the thing out of his office.}
Come now! We need to test if you're functioning properly!
AFFIRMATIVE.
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it’s always been the
connection with you.
even when we didn’t
talk, it was there.
it would always be
there.
some people will leave
you words you will always
remember and others will
leave a feel your soul
cannot forget.
-JmStorm *
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please stop following me because of this post. i am not a funny relatable meme blog.
also this post was about me forgetting significant life events due to CPTSD, but it is meant to be inclusive of anyone with a disorder or disability that causes them to forget things regardless of what they do to try to remember.
i know sometimes you can use lists or whatever to help yourself remember, but this does not work for all people in all situations. my original tags and the post itself imply this.
i do not check every note because i turn off notifications after 40 or 50 notes. i do not have the energy or desire to argue with all the people that bring up counter-topics. it's not my job to correct your poor reading comprehension.
i will turn off reblogs if people continue to follow me or make stupid arguments in the reblogs or comments. i don't like turning off reblogs because it's disappointing to see a post you like and not be able to reblog it, but i will if things continue the way they are.
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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@mariyyum twitter post:
Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine
1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)
2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta
3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)
4: Sfeeha (meet pies)
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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this is how the cold war ended
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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist
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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
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