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keischreiber · 5 days

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Okay, so Reikasa - MikaRei makes no sense to me. That's why I wanna heard from those who ship them as to why they do.

Are they a crack ship for you? A rare pair? Do they have chemistry for you? Is it an enemy to lovers trope for you?

I am always curious why people love certain ships. And To be honest, I also just like it when people gush about their ships.

SO. Hi there~ please, talk. I am here to listen~

#kei's mumblings #reiner braun #mikasa ackerman #reikasa #mikarei #I'm literally just here to understand #and to see people love on this ship #The art I see of it is super cute too #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin

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josmium · 2 years

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Okay guys, I move to this blog (for now) and all updates will be here since today.

I guess everyone used to my josmium nickname, so the choice is obvious...

@sabishiireinerfan blog will continue existing, but only as an extra-blog where I flee when (or if: it's a good word) Tumblr will crack my blog again :3

Love ya all♥

Ps. I hope I'll finish that pile of sketches I've started recently, but all I can say is that there's a lot of Reikasa arts waiting to be finished....

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iamnightduchess · 2 years

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Reiner just needs a little motivation

"Reiner, listen. If you protect all those Azumabito service crew and none of them dies, we are so going to bone in Odiha tonight." - Mikasa

Reiner:

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lenok993 · 3 years

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858 year

Paradis

Mikasa has hot sex with handsome man. He wants her so bad❤🥵💋👫 They both love each other.

Eren: Oh no! She betrayed me.

P.S. 10 years at least??! 4 years maximum Eren Birdy!

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pethellhounds · 3 years

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I want to believe

That Sasha's bitchslaps work as the Cupid's arrows ... SO MY CRACK SHIP CAN BECOME REAL

#reikasa #snk meme #snk reiner #reiner braun #mikasa aot #mikasa ackerman #snk crack #aot #aot crack #attack on titan #sasha braus #sasha aot #i want to believe

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maagicmiss · 4 years

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"Bachelors"

SNK highschool AU where Reiner, Annie And Jean shares one brain cell and its loving Absolute Chad Mikasa

Which one will she fall in love with ??

#snk #aot #mikasa ackerman #reiner braun #annie leonhart #jean kirschtein #jeankasa #reikasa #mikannie #snk au #i took cocaine for coming up with that bullshit lmaoo #Pretty much crack and supposed to be funny

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anothanobody · 2 years

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Reikasa is actually cute 😭😭 I’m starting to like the idea

We have some healthy crack ship everywhere 😭💀 i’m glad you like it tho it’s kind of fun.

#^-^.anon

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spezialistin · 3 years

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Rules & About

• I’m Lokke, I’m 21+ and my pronouns are they/them; • English is not my first language; • I write in third person; • You don’t need to match my length; • Timezone is -3 GMT; • This not a spoiler free blog; • All icons are made and edited by me, don’t steal them; • Don’t reblog/steal my headcanons, only if it involves your muse as well, but you should ask first; • For now, I ship rivamika, jeankasa, reikasa, mikannie, berumika, eremika (with restrictions), erumika, ererivamika, erurivamika, erejeankasa, eremikannie, and, of course, chemistry. I’m selective about shipping with OCs; • I have no problems about roleplaying with OCs or muses from other fandoms (as long as I know them and/or have a verse for SNK). I won’t, however, roleplay with genderbents, racebents or duplicates unless canon or multiverse applies. I probably won’t follow duplicates unless the blog is a multimuse; • I don't feel comfortable writing with muses I write myself. At the moment I write Mikasa Ackerman & Uraraka Ochako, Usagiyama Rumi & Tsutsumi Kaina, so I probably won't write or follow any of those muses. Unless the blog it's a multimuse, in this case I will follow, but won't interact with those; • I like AUs, but I prefer canon divergent verses over AUs; • I would rather that you don’t act like our muses know each other unless they’ve met in canon, heard about each other or it has been previously plotted; • I reserve myself to drop threads. But I only drop short ones like one-liners and crack; • Please, do turn memes into threads; • I don’t need you to practice reblog karma. You don’t need to feel obliged to send me something because you reblogged a meme from me. Only send me one if you want to; • I do write smut, but I would rather build it up, instead of jumping right into it. I probably won’t write smut with female muses; • I tag NSFW as NS.FW and NSFW threads will be put under read more; • I won’t tolerate any kind of hate and that goes for ship & characters as well. I’m a pro shipper, so I won’t deal with your ship shaming; • I don’t send passwords, but I will always read your rules before following you. If I ever do something wrong, you can tell me, I probably forgot because my memory is terrible. • Please tag (mostly graphics of): animal abuse/cruelty/death, pregnancy, mental hospital, terminal disease/cancer, insects/spiders, needles; • I have three sideblogs: gravitatis (uraraka ochako), lepuslunare (usagiyama rumi), sogekihei (tsutsumi kaina).

#rules #about

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iamnightduchess · 3 years

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Improper ReiKasa Quotes #006

*inspired by an interview of The Beatles in Dallas (1964)

Inb4 Armin is Paul, Connie is Ringo, Jean is John (lol) & Reiner's the troll King, George.

Journalist: So, Connie, do you smoke?

Connie: No, I don't. *takes out a cigarette & lights it up*

Journalist: So, Jean, what's your favorite type of girl?

Jean: My wife, Mikasa. She's an amazing woman.

Journalist: Connie, how about you? What's your favorite type of girl?

Connie: I don't have a particular type. I love them all.

Journalist: Reiner, what's YOUR favorite type of girl?

Reiner: Jean's wife.

Jean: Dude... How many times that I have to tell you to stop lusting after a married woman?

Reiner: Sharing is caring, Jean.

Jean:

Armin: Yeah, like paternity, for starters.

#ReiKasa #improper ReiKasa outtakes #reiner x mikasa #ReiKasa on crack #ReiKasa outtakes #incorrect snk #incorrect aot #reiner braun #mikasa ackerman #snk after ending #strictly ReiKasa #snk on crack #snk spoof #mikasa is john's first wife #absolutely not Yoko

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iamnightduchess · 3 years

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Improper ReiKasa Outtakes #002

(Post-Rumbling. Warriors reunite with their parents on Fort Salta, together with the rest of the alliance's members)

Reiner Braun : Hey Ma, this is Mikasa. She's from Paradis. She has no family left. I was wondering if I could --

Karina Braun : Marry her? Why not?

Reiner Braun : I was about to ask if we could adopt her but that actually sounds so much better! Thanks, Ma.

Mikasa Ackerman : *Eren & Jeager family PTSD triggers*

Gabi Braun : Cousin sister Big Sis! ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Mikasa Ackerman : Reiner, what am I to you?

Reiner Braun : My friend, my ally. Now, you're my present, my future, my new reason for living and future mother of my unborn children.

Levi Ackerman : You better put a ring on it first before you put your dick in her, dick.

( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ) *Bixby, play "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera*

#ReiKasa #ReiKasa headcanons #strictly ReiKasa #reiner x mikasa #ReiKasa on crack #improper ReiKasa quotes #improper ReiKasa outtakes #snk crack #aot crack #incorrect snk #incorrect aot #ReiKasa reimagines #reiner braun #mikasa ackerman #ReiKasa quotes #ReiKasa outtakes

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iamnightduchess · 3 years

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Improper ReiKasa Outtakes #004

a.k.a Annie, Pieck & Connie say the darndest things

(Alliance's Post-Ending Reunion)

Annie: Pieck and I have a great idea in solving this issue with Mikasa.

Armin: Wait-Annie, what issue?

Connie: We tie her up when she's asleep and drag her back to our ship in case she refuses to come with us?

Jean: What the hell, Connie? That's kidnapping!

Mikasa: Guys, I'm standing right here.

Pieck: This is where Reiner plays a very important role.

Reiner: Me?

Annie: Reiner, stop sniffing a married woman's letters. Mikasa, stop sniffing a dead person's scarf.

Pieck: Both of you should stop sniffing inanimate objects and start sniffing each other starting today. If you both like getting off on sniffing something, might as well make it off each other.

Mikasa: To set the record straight, I don't sniff my scarf. I only ever cried into it every night.

Armin: That's the only problem you're seeing right now, Mikasa?

Annie: You can cry into Reiner's chest from tonight onwards and Reiner can sniff your hair to sleep or whatever creepy pervy thing he does at night.

Pieck: We're burning that letter and that scarf.

Armin: That doesn't make any sense.

Connie: I don't get it either. First they'll sniff each other like dogs. What's next? Doggy style mating? Oh shit, I just realized what you're trying to do.

Mikasa: For the love of God, I'll get on that ship but please just stop talking and don't touch my scarf.

Reiner: Regardless of whatever you guys just said, I can still sniff something right?

Jean: Read the room, asshat.

#ReiKasa #reiner x mikasa #improper reikasa quotes #improper reikasa outtakes #reikasa on crack #reiner braun #mikasa ackerman #ReiKasa canonverse #ReiKasaverse #snk after ending #the alliance deserves a reunion and their very own World Tour spin-off where they do crazy shits Jackass style #these two sniffers belong to each other #armin arlert #annie leonhardt #pieck finger #jean kirschtein #connie springer #ReiKasa reimagines

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iamnightduchess · 3 years

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Improper ReiKasa Quotes #005

From "Kiss Me More" series (ft. Jock!Reiner & Goth!Mikasa)

Reiner Braun: Hey, Mikasa.

Mikasa Ackerman: Yes, Reiner?

Reiner Braun: Do you know that you're my Secret Santa?

Mikasa Ackerman: You're WHAT?

Reiner Braun: Shit, I meant Soulmate.

Mikasa Ackerman: I swear they made SIRI after you.

Reiner Braun: Reiner, where's the nearest exit? *moonwalks towards the nearest bathroom*

Bertholdt Hoover: I guess Reiner.exe has stopped working.

Armin Arlert: Hashtag Error404

#ReiKasa #incorrect ReiKasa quotes #incorrect ReiKasa outtakes #snk high school caste #reiner x mikasa #quarterback!reiner #goth!mikasa #reikasa on crack #reikasa being adorkable #reiner braun #mikasa ackerman #scheduled post #kiss me more #by nightduchess

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iamnightduchess · 3 years

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They fought the war, they survived armies of past titan shifters but they are not ready for what's coming next --

They only have 32 weeks to get their sh*t together because the Ackerman-Braun family is expanding by not 1 but 2 members! Will Reiner & Mikasa’s badassery help them survive their impending parenthood & Karina’s overbearing protectiveness of her unborn grandchildren?

Only if Mikasa’s raging hormones don’t kill him first....

Incorrect Character Quotes:

“That’s what she gets when she let Reiner park his big mach truck right in her little garage. If one of them's a boy, they should name him Marcel.” - Annie Leonhardt, sister-in-law.

“But Annie, they’re married! of course Reiner would park his big-- never mind. It sounded even more wrong coming from me. Wait, how do you know that he’s big? Annie? Annie?!” Armin Arlert, Annie’s husband & Mikasa’s sworn brother.

“I swear if this was a booty call gone wrong and they haven’t eloped I would have cut Reiner’s balls off first. Those would be the only brats he’ll ever have. Oh wait, he can regenerate. Never mind, still cutting those balls off.“ Levi Ackerman, family member & potential godfather.

“For an Armored holder, Reiner’s pull-out game sure is weak. But hey, thanks for making me the godmother! I’m already planning the baby shower.” - Pieck Finger, family friend & godmother.

Would this be the start of another fic which I'll never get to write? I'll never know 😂