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chrollohearttags · 2 months

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the morning after • reiner braun

mornings with your husband are always fun but the one after valentines is rather eventful!

playful banter, flashbacks to heavy smut, chubby reiner, plus size black reader, mentions of anal play/toys, breeding, squirting and other slutty tings, daddy’s used, reiner being aggravating as hell 😭

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📝: goes without saying but this is so self indulgent bc why not? I need him biblically, carnally and physically. I also need to engage in hand to hand combat with him one good time.

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the scene was a chaotic one..a messy one indeed!..

once crispy white sheets strewn about the floor, pillows tossed to the wayside. Expensive clothing with designer tags torn to shreds as they lie in a pile in the corner near the nightstand. All a result of one thing or rather..one person in particular.

“Mmm, good morning, sugar. You look beautiful—“

“Mm, good morning to you too, sir.”

two very starkly contrasting reactions from a couple who shared equal blame in this very erratic mess that was the master bedroom of your two story ranch home. You stood before the bathroom mirror, silk robe tied around your body to match the bonnet atop your head..plumpness swaying with each step underneath as you picked at your face. Examining the aftermath of last night’s wild antics. It was Valentine's Day and to say it was your most eventful yet would be a gross understatement. Dinner in the city, giant bouquets of roses, a night at the theater, lavish gifts provided by your doting husband and of course…intense, filthy love making to end the evening. You couldn’t have asked for a more ideal night. However, you had felt the effects of what transpired and saw them too.

“What’s with the grumpy face? Why do you sound like that?” The thick country accent spouted before it was quickly overcome with loud cackling as he doubled over into the sheets. The doting husband in question was none other than Reiner Braun. Retired NFL star turned rancher and the source of your early morning headache. That was the beauty of marriage. Having that one person you could not live without but definitely could use a day or two of break away from them! And this man was no exception to the rule. “I don’t know, you tell me! You must know since you’re laughing so damn hard.” Already, he had worked you into a tizzy and you hadn’t been awake more than ten minutes at this point. Getting up to relieve yourself and examine the damage he had done. You had lash extensions that had seemed to sweat out, a slight indentation in your neck from the collar you so quickly allowed him to place around your neck and your hair? God only knew what bird’s nest was underneath this bonnet. You could’ve killed him for his little cacklefest and making light of your very distressed condition. But truthfully, you had no one else to blame but yourself. Truth was, you two brought out the absolute worst in one another. Not by way of toxic behaviors or tumultuous fights but your filthy desires. Things that you would’ve never tried or even thought of prior to meeting each other in the bedroom, all manifested once you were together. Sexual fantasies beyond anyone’s comprehension and your dirtiest secrets all shared right here. You let it all happen and consequences be damned. Enjoying each other in such carnal ways, often led to things like this transpiring and Reiner found it more and more amusing each time.

“Just pull it off, I’m sure it’s not that bad. I bet you look adorable.” “Oh, kiss my ass, Reiner! You know my hair is messed up and you’re to blame.” Shouting at your husband as he tried to conceal his laughter behind a pillow because he had already caught a glimpse of your very altered state and decided to commentate the occasion with a photo of you all disheveled; hair tousled like that of a rooster, one breast dangling from your tank top and drool coming from your mouth as you slept set to his Lock Screen..needless to say, you were not moved! “Oh it’s defintely fucked up. But ya’ look so cute! And your tits?..look amazing.” Which was of little consolation to you! But just how had this insane night come to pass? Well, you guys could only attribute it to one thing..

flashback: the night before

“Right there, baby? C’mon..moan for me.”

“Yes! Right there, take it! Fuck..”

loud, rambunctious movements sounded off from beyond the walls of your bedroom. The heavy headboard smacking against the wall as your husband’s rough hands grasped at it for leverage. Holding himself steady as he slammed into you repeatedly. Consistently deep yet sporadic thrusts filled your core with no plans to cease anytime soon. Sweat beaded from your forehead and your makeup coursed down your face like that of a stream as it melted off from the intense session. That thick, burly frame stood over your own..perspiring as well but still as energized as ever and determined to put you through this mattress! In his opposite hand, he brandished a pink leash to match the collar tied around your throat and tugged tighter to keep you reigned in. His own gift for the occasion. Along with that skin tight, latex lingerie you were sporting. Thrashing you around on his cock with brute force but you didn’t complain and in fact, begged him relentlessly for more!

“Give me that fucking pussy..open it up—thereee ya’ go.”

nodding and gliding his tongue across his lips as you placed those long acrylics to your asscheeks and spread yourself open for more working room and his viewing pleasure!…exposing that bejeweled, heart shaped plug that your other hole was sucking on at the moment. Fluttering with each thrust as those creamy strings leaked down onto it. He couldn’t get enough and neither could you, quite honestly. It felt incredible and Reiner was going to spend all night if he had to..making certain that you were well fucked and satisfied. Even if you had to crawl the next morning. Tugging that collar once more, he’d prompt you to open your mouth before filling it with spit and demanding that you rub it on your center. “That’s right, look at me when you rub that clit, sweetheart. I wanna see your pretty face when you come on this dick.” Watching and listening to you writhe and whine as you worked yourself into yet another orgasm. “I’m gonna come, daddy! Please…keep—fucking me, just like that. Just like that!” Your leg trembled whilst it dangled over his shoulder blade. Being laced with soft kisses on both your ankle and instep. His lips curled into a maniacal smile as he watched his dumb, fucked out little slut work herself into another climax. Having come a total of three times already. Once by his fingers in the living room, for a second time when he ate your pussy until tears dripped down your face and for a third now.

“T-take some ou—“ “Not a fucking chance, baby. If you wanna squirt, I suggest you do it with me inside you or hold it in. Your only choice.”

he was pounding into your core, swallowed up by that overwhelming tightness that was your cunt and Reiner did not want to pull out. Having already stuffed you with one hefty load, he wanted—no, needed to give you more! More of that healthy nut that spilled down onto the sheets and your little asshole as he fucked it out of you and brought you to your peak again. He could sense the sheer desperation on your gorgeous face; heaving and crying as you pawed at his once toned six pack. Replaced by a solid yet rounder core but still just as sexy as ever. Blonde stubble grazing your cheek as he leaned down to shove his tongue into your mouth. Sloppy, nasty pecks complete with light taps to your cheek and a palm residing on your forehead as he continued drilling you. “I said come, princess. I know it’s big but you can handle it, right?” Nodding profusely to sate his desire but alas, he wasn’t finished..not by a long shot. Rubbing profusely, (y/n) released a shrill cry as you let juices splatter all over his torso. The sounds of flowing liquids going on in spurts as he pumped that squirt out of your body.

“Good girl, I knew I could depend on you.” Cackling once more as he made one more move, one that would send shockwaves throughout your body. Tugging out that plug, he’d swiftly take its place before you had time to react both mentally and physically. Whispering into your ear:

“So I’ll reward you by fucking this pretty little ass of yours. Let’s see how you take it.”

end flashback

“You’re impossible, you know that? Got me looking a fucking mess…” mumbling off to yourself and smacking your teeth as you picked at your eyes in the mirror. Even so, he was still getting his fair share of cackles from your suffering! “Nonsense, you’re beautiful, poundcake..no matter what. Nothing could change that. If it makes you feel better, you can just take the black card and whatever you need redone, just go get it.” his statement seemed so sincere but alas, it wouldn’t last long and your adorable pout soon shifted to a deadpan scowl. “Thank you, papa—“ “..yeah, it’s something about the way you slobber when you’re snoring all loud that’s just so..sexy.” Mockingly chewing at his lip and narrowing his eyes. “Please, go to hell.” Tossing a nearby roll of tissue in his direction before he shielded it with a pillow. “I can’t yet. But I can go to Krispy Kreme. You want something?” It was official, you were locked in for the long haul with this man but you wouldn’t want it any other way!

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gimpyhair · 2 months

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Stupid prompt/drabble to the universe:

Levi receives a report on his desk, signed Hange Zoe-Ackerman. He decides to confront Hange about it, banging on their door "Yo, four-eyes, what's the meaning of this!?".

Hange opens the door, kinda awkward, and responds "oh, I didn't mean for you to find out this way-" Levi sees a ring on their finger and is super confused (did he fucking married Hange without realizing it). Hange then happily screams "-but I'm your new aunty!❤️"

Kenny comes out of nowhere and fully kisses Hange on their lips. Levi is speechless, under shock, does not compute, error 404

Kenny gives Levi pocket money and tells smugly him to go buy an ice cream or something to "give the grown ups some alone time". Hange giggles in a very ooc way, then playfully smacks Kenny'ass

Levi immediately wakes up, screaming (a la Kakyoin screaming meme). Hange, who is laying on the same bed, is like "babe, what's wrong, titans again?". Hange is ready to go full comfort-mode like every classic levihan fanfiction. But Levi refuses to talk because of how fucking stupid that nightmare was.

#of course im happy for romi park and kazuhiro yamaji #prompt for anyone who actually want to write a fanfic or do a comic #levihan #hange zoe #snk #levi ackerman #kenny ackerman #hange x kenny #crack #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #hanji zoe #levi x hange #aot #prompt

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postwarlevi · 5 months

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Levi, every time there's a new cadet:

#attack on titan #aot #levi ackerman #levi #captain levi #Snk #Aot crack #Silly stuff

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levmada · 4 months

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this is soooooooo eren coded. he has pretty much all the markers of a fuckboy including being a really big hothead, but eren is the equivalent of a golden retriever if its toy got lost behind the dryer or something.

he’s at this house party, beer pong, drinks, two or three people are making out under the stairs (eren is too drunk to say for sure). he hasn’t texted you in a few hours and your overthinker brain starts to shift into overdrive - yeah he’s there with armin but still!!

so you text him ‘pls tell me you have someone supervising you??😭 it’s important as u should know……’

(his last text was straight gibberish and with eren vodka and a black eye usually go hand in hand)

but THEN he sends you that video😭😭😭

#eren yeager #i can’t #eren jaeger #eren aot #eren snk #eren yeager aot #eren yeager snk #aot eren #attack on titan hc #eren x you #eren yeager x you #eren x reader #eren yeager x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager hc #eren jaeger hc #aot crack #eren.thoughts

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captain-natey · 1 year

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a very confusing dream she had

#rivetra #levi x petra #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #crack #citrinate draws

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witchofhimring · 9 months

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I Wish I could be Stronger Masterlist

Chapter 1: When it happened

You read stories about the girls being saved by the boy. But you learn that those are best left in the realm of fantasy. Because the one you love, loves another.

Chapter 2: Jealousy

Once again, you are reminded of your jealousy. Only you might not be the only one.

Chapter 3: Not as it seems

You and Eren talk, it doesn't go well.

Chapter 4: Can we talk?

Eren hates you, or so you think.

Chapter 5: Reconnection

Eren and Y/n hang out for the first time in six years. Mina hatches up a plan to stop their relationship from continuing. Also I know I have Jean x Reader in the relationships but I've decided their relationship will be platonic. Also I'm so sorry the chapters late, life's been a little busy.

Chapter 6: A reminder

The beginning of many Eren and Reader moments!🤗🥰

Chapter 7: A confession

So I know I said that there would be a lot of angst, but I made some changes. There is still angst but not from the reader. This chapter is mainly from Eren and Mikasa’s point of view. The next chapter will be soon since this chapter is so short.

Chapter 8: Reiss Apple Orchard

A relationship ends.

Chapter 9: It's over

A break up happens and Historia looses her shit.

Chapter 10: The calm before the storm

Lots of fluff, and Mina plotting. Because a storms coming.

Chapter 11: Mina's move, Eren's realization and Mikasa's desires

In which we get Eren, Mikasa and Mina's points of view.

Chapter 12: Stronger

The seeds of rage are planted.

Chapter 13: Unwell (part 1)

As the seeds of rage plants itself, the roots sicken you.

Chapter 14: Unwell (part 2)

A small look at Y/n cracking.

Chapter 15: It's roots dig into me

How long can you take it?

Chapter 16: Cruel

Eren and Mikasa sit down for a talk. Eren reflects.

Chapter 17: Tik tik tik

Your this much closer to snapping

Chapter 18: Frenzy

Mikasa happens upon you in your rage.

Chapter 19: A new perspective

You start to look at your mother in a different light.

Chapter 20: Over the edge

You say goodbye to your mother one last time.

Chapter 21: No shits to give

You kick Ymir out.

Chapter 22: Anger is a poison to the heart

Reader is as cuddly as an ice statue.

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lenok993 · 6 months

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Fun fact Levi doesn't invite Annie come with him to the party. Only Mikasa and Pieck. He doesn't like her. revenge is a dish best served cold lol

#levi #levi ackerman #pieck finger #annie leonhart #mikasa ackerman #he loves brunette girls #rivamika #rivapiku #snk #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk 138 #snk meme #snk crack #snk shitpost

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levitiquee · 7 months

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Cw: Spiders.

Levi Ackerman doesn't like spiders.

He isn't scared of them no, he simply doesn't like them. At least, that's what he says. He finds them disgusting and believes spiders are the next thing in the list after titans that needs to be gone from the face of earth.

Everything about them makes him cringe. The 8 legs and the way they skitter. The fur. How it spawns like hundreds of kid from one egg. (It's very creepy, in case you've never seen it.) . How the baby spiders eat the mother right after.

No. Levi Ackerman and spiders don't get along.

Most found it surprising. (Of course he'd rather die than admit it, only a very few people close to him were aware of it. And even then, he had to let them know because he was desperate.) And Hange would often pull his leg whenever they got the chance– ("Humanity's Strongest soldier? And you're scared of that tiny creature?")

Growing up in the underground, he had practically lived with such creatures. Rats, cockroaches and everything else, and spiders were everywhere as well. And as clean as he tried to keep his surroundings, he was bound to encounter one every once in a while. And though he tried his best to get used to it, but never did.

Okay but, imagine Levi, knocking at Erwin's office at 2 AM, standing in the doorway awkwardly. And once Erwin asks him what's wrong, he's like–

"Can you...come to my office?"

And Erwin is just gaping because what the fuck is that supposed to mean? At 2 in the morning?

But he follows, curiosity getting the best of him. And once he understands the situation, he's like-

"Levi."

"What?"

"it's... just a spider."

"Yes. I know. Get rid of it."

"You can literally smack it with your shoe if it bothers you."

"Are you dumb? It has an egg. Next thing you know, that shit'll crack and spread hundreds of those little shits all over my office."

Or Eren and the other cadets. He'd tell them to clean his office, then casually point out the spider web with the spider on. (A corner of the office he'd been actively avoiding.)

Oh but Hange?

Like they know Levi doesn't like spiders but just can't resist to fuck with him a little.

OR–

"HANGE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME–" Levi hissed, ready to jump back if needed to, using the desk between them as a barrier and he's like 5 seconds away from pulling his sword.

"BUT LEVI, JUST LOOK. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SPECIES BEFORE!" Hange yells excitedly, reaching over the table to show him the spider they found, totally unaware about Levi and his hatred for the creatures. "IT'S SO PERFECT!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. FUCKING BURN IT-"

Have I told you about that one time Hange had collected a lot of spiders for an experiment to figure out the material of the webs, and accidentally emptied the box on Levi's desk? No?

Yeah, Levi doesn't like talking about it either.

#is it obvious that I don't like spiders?#once a spider cracked it's egg on top of my bed #And I was distracted and touched the bed to fix it #WHEN I TELL YOU HUNDREDS OF THOSE TINY CREEPY LITTLE FUCKERS CRAWLED UP MY ARM #Went to my brothers room and fucking bawled #threw up #traumatized #aot #captain levi #levi #snk #levi ackerman #levi heichou #aot fandom #levi thoughts #idk #is this weird

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