#ramblings of a wet cat

[panic-like-the-disaster-you-are]

parents fail as parents when they can't unconditionally love their children no matter their gender identity, sexuality, religion etc.

(ps: i hate my parents <3)

#ramblings of a wet cat

[unsuspectingjester]

Me: I am normal about this character. This character doesn't affect me in ways that it shouldn't to degrees that it shouldn't. When I see this character, I act so normal, people don't suspect anything of me because I'm so normal for this character. Yep, I am 100% normal about this character-

Someone: Hey, this character-

Me:

#basically any character that either has skrungle vibes or wet cat vibes kfjdnfd #Which is which? That's the name of the game! #the mad rambles of a jester #the jester talks #caine #spamton #spamton g spamton #Sans #Pomni #Almost all the cast of TADC #Papyrus #Simon Petrikov #Undertale #tadc #the amazing digital circus #Deltarune #adventure time #fionna and cake

[vizziefizzie]

I just want them to be happy dammit

#vizzie art #megaman #im a sucker for tragedy but like please capcom everything about the X (and especially) Zero series makes me a pathetic wet cat #im coping so hard #megaman x #mega man x #mmx #mmx zero #xzero #zerox #hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wanna make more shit but also <- just started college #this was mainly just me experimenting with colors... i wanted it to look more like watercolor?? but also not?? #shut up vizzie #ALSO HI IF ANYONE WANTS TO RAMBLE ABOUT MMX OR MMZ WITH ME-- PLEASE IM SO LONELY MY FRIENDS ARE TIRED OF MY SHIT

[scarapanna]

SPRITE EDIT BLAST ‼️❗

By unpopular demand I've edited a few PV sprites with the Intertwined Opposites au designs!! Decided to incorporate my own little design elements as well, it was pretty fun

[Also here's a version of PV with the pupils undercut since I couldn't decide/silly]

#SM will always be a possum #no matter what format #And PV will be a sopping wet cat in retaliation/silly #beetle's ramblings #cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #crk au #intertwined opposites au #beetle's art #sprite edit

[yellobb]

Not even halfway through the Nimona movie and Ballister is so sad wet cat and abandoned shelter dog rizzed up

#m rambles #Nimona #in the comic he was just an exhausted father #with maybe one or two pathetic moments #but movie ballister? #he’s ONLY a wet cat #(so far)

[linkedin-offficial]

collars of the colony

members of the colony werent always naked and bare in their prides regard. most of them used to wear reminders of their housekeepers and people, like the common housecat. it was normal to wear these reminders, like a tag, so others knew where you belonged.

not everyone agreed with these reminders, however. cats like jax and zooble felt annoyed by these restraints. jax wore none at all, as even the thought of being confined to such a small place made him seeth with rage. he loved his people, sure, but the idea of a grounding tag like this was too much. zooble on the other hand, tolerated such restraining reminders in the guise of their people, tossing it away when they werent. they knew they were smart. their housekeepers were the type to allow their presence to be outside the boundaries of their home. zooble knew they were lucky for this opportunity, and used it sparingly.

other cats on the other hand held onto their reminders longer than the average cat. cats like kaufmo and queenie felt that without such a reminder, the memory of their people would fade away into nothing. and how could such a cat let this happen? without housekeepers like theirs, theyd truly be nothing but more feed for speeding cars upon the darkpaths. theyd been given food, a home, and love. to throw away such a reminder was like throwing away a piece of themself.

of course, when it due time, queenie was the only one who couldnt seem to bare the burden of finally letting go. kaufmo eventually finally gave in, but he vowed to never let his memories of his people fade away. his vow and queenie's denial however, was not enough to save them from the dangers that demanded change, and dangers that soon lie ahead.

#MAN im having fun #i absolutely love. this au now #again not tagging as warriors bcus it isnt technically warrior cats. #but i will not stop others from doing so i guess! #i was thinking about this all night so have it while im posting about them #ramblings of an insane autismer LIVE #the amazing digital circus #tadc colony of cats au #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc gangle #tadc kaufmo #jax and queenie are mentioned but not here bcus jax has no collar (bwomp bwomp) and queenie's is on her ref #and yes ragatha's “collar” is a scarf of some kind #shes a barn cat ;) #gangle has a harness bcus shes like a wet tissue. a very anxious service animal #everyone else has to protect her from everything or else she will crumble like paper #oh yeah annnnddd #link's dialogue #<- putting this here bcus long rambly post #anyway ^_^ have fun with this #i sure did :3

[foldingfittedsheets]

Korben is living in a horror movie. He’s the only sane one in the house, and my betrothed and I are failing to heed his warning about the terrible intruder in our midst.

Leeloo, shaved and smelling of shampoo, is clearly an imposter intent on our destruction.

#ramblies #it’s been all day I thought he’d fucking cool it #but he’s fucking distraught and it’s bedtime and he won’t even cuddle because she’s on the bed #he didn’t even finish his wet food #like he’s so genuinely distressed and I wish I could cast speak with animals just to be like dude she’s the same cat as always please stop

[cult-of-the-eye]

Something horrifying occurred to me today. If my father was a fictional character, people would think of him in a similar way people see Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute. Here's why:

He has had So Much Shit happen to him. Like Jesus Christ. Like string of unfortunate deaths kind of shit. Like how is this man still functional kind of shit.

He's also had such an interesting childhood and life he's such a wildcard like my dad randomly telling us how he smuggled some guys over the border when he was like 19 is giving the same vibes as Jonathan Sims saying he knows what a meme is

That's not to say he's a huge badass or anything (he is but for the sake of this comparison) he was terrified out of his mind the whole time and did it cause he was feeling homesick and was like I know how these guys feel so I'm gonna help. Giving trademark Jonathan "gonna do it but gonna do it shaking like a wet dog" Sims

He's a skinny brown guy who's kinda quiet, supremely awkward and makes dorky jokes

I asked him if he would still love me if I were a worm and he deadass said only if you went to worm Cambridge. Tell me that's not a Jonathan Sims thing to say.

He's probably autistic (he won't talk to you unless you mention something specific and then you can't stop him talking about the geopolitical situation of Bangladesh)

He's so emotionally constipated. My dude has never heard of emotions ever. He once gave me the advice that the way to deal with negative emotions about our shitty situation is to just compare it to poor peoples' lives in Bangladesh and thank god we don't have it that bad. I think he's allergic to therapy.

He's always in some sort of pain. God hates him personally.

He's the most anxious man I've ever met in my life. I think he lies awake at night just planning how he's gonna get through the next day. Like all he does is overthink and eat his own curated mixed nuts snack

He indulges in a funny cat video once or twice

He hates dogs (growing up in Bangladesh will do that to you but also he's not good with the barking)

Saying that, has bonded with one crusty white dog, who he immediately picked up although i don't think he meant to do that, so we get a situation of quite a tall man holding a small dog but both of them looking Absolutely Terrified.

He's such a baby fiend. I've never seen someone so hell bent on being a grandfather. We went to a family party with him once and not even 5 minutes in, we found him holding a baby. I'm taking @lonelyslutavatar 's baby fever Jon as canon btw.

He's constantly in business casual. He'll be in bed wearing slacks. It's not cause he's fashionable but in fact only because those are pretty much the same clothes he's owned since 2005 and the only clothes he owns.

Nobody is quite sure what he does for a living. Like sure we know his job title (I had to look it up on LinkedIn) but his day to day activities? A mystery. Who actually knows what being a Head Archivist entails? Not me.

I rest my case. For now.

#im sorry to say they're both wet cats of men #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #rambles #jarchivist #tma jon #im horrified at this btw #they both arrived in wet cardboard boxes #they both rock forest green jumpers

[minecraftbookshelf]

Life Series Scarring Headcanons: Part 5

The final installment!

If you haven't yet, check out Part 1 for a full explanation and context

This one covers the last three players, Solidarity Gaming, TangoTek, and ZombieCleo

Jimmy Solidarity

Like the other Assigned Birb Man, fall damage is arguably his nemesis

Third Life: Somewhere along the way it became fanon that that arrow from Skizz caught him in the throat and when I decided I was sticking with that I did not yet realize what that would mean for his death scars and the pattern thereof.

Last Life: He died to fall damage trying to escape from Grian (after accidentally initiating combat by jokingly hitting him with a baked potato) He fell from the roof of Mumbo's house down into a space by some wooden stairs, and with the angle it looked like he would have hit the side of his head on the edge of the stairs. So that's what he did :)

Double Life: He was killed by an enderman. In Everen's animatic he is basically strangled by it, and Mr. Gaming blue-screened because, as he said, that is his visualization on how that went down so. Canon.

Limited Life: Fall damage again, on the other side of his head this time, he landed on rock after falling/being pushed off of/whichever version you prefer Skynet. RIP canary man. Better luck in Season 5? (I kind of don't want him to have better luck tbh. The narrative consistency is very satisfying.)

The other half of Team Rancher

Tango of the Tek Variety

Squeaky cartoon man is right up there with Scott on the "someone please help him" front tbh. Cringefail Flower Ranchers Hours apparently.

Third Life: He died at the battle of Dogwarts to fire damage from behind that finished him off after a lot of cumulative damage, mostly from Martyn.

Last Life: The famous last words of "I know what I'm doing". Blown up by his own trap. The scars are centralized on his arms and the front of his torso, with a space where his arms shielded his body. This was his only kill of the season.

Double Life: He has phantom scars from Jimmy's enderman death.

Limited Life: Fall damage claimed yet another victim. He landed feet first and so his ankles shattered nanoseconds before he hit his head and was officially out of the series, leaving him with a scar both on his forehead and thin lines up his lower legs, similar to the ones from Grian's wrists.

Cleo

Third Life: Skizz killed them while they were making a (very nearly successful) attempt to kill Ren outside the Crastle. Skizz came from behind while they were focused on Ren and killed them with The Skizz Blade. They deemed it "worth it" for the chance to almost take Ren out.

Last Life: She was killed by Joel while she and the other late-game red lifers were hunting him and Grian down. He had a terrain advantage that allowed him to reach that high, since she is significantly taller than him. EDIT: When I get the opportunity I'm going to be updating the diagram to include the blow from Boogeyman!BigB that killed her, because that falls under the category of "important enough thematically and character-wise with long enough lasting impact" that it gets a scar.

Double Life: They died from fall damage during the final confrontation with Pearl. This is one I took some creative liberties with and interpreted "fall damage" as "accidentally fell on a sharp branch". This killed both them and Martyn.

Limited Life: She was killed by Pearl with an axe during a fight with the Nosy Neighbors in the endgame of the season.

It is also worth noting that most of Cleo's scars from the games are either only partly, or barely visible, due to the whole Zombie Thing and the fact that in some of the places the scars would be she just...doesnt have skin.

-

Part 4

#trafficblr #life series #third life smp #last life smp #double life smp #limited life smp #soldiaritygaming #tangotek #zombiecleo #rain rambles #team rancher #the wet cats themselves #(affectionate) #traffic life scars

[hayloft-hell]

I love that there’s currently only two types of double life fanart for Pearl at the moment and those options are 1) incredible symbolic and painterly-style pieces with the “something wicked within” quote incorporated or 2) this is my pathetic wet cat and she commits crimes pathetically

#double life smp #dlsmp #pearlescentmoon #I love both of these options they're incredible and I will be contributing to the wet cat one #hayloft rambles

[findafight]

Venom/spiderman steddie but like. Steve has the codependent relationship with the symbiote (Robin) and Eddie is Spiderman who sells his own selfies because that's easy money. He sees Steve walking down the street talking to himself and buying forty pounds of chocolate and was like oh~? He's... deranged? Sounds like my kind of man!

Meanwhile Robin is like "Steve can we PLEASE eat that homophobes head. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" And Steve, outloud says "ABSOLUTELY NO EATING PEOPLES HEADS ROBIN"

This does not deter Eddie who think having a no eating heads policy is a good thing.

#steddie #platonic stobin #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #listen i get that both eddie munson and eddie brock are wet cats of men but the human/symbiote dynamic is stobin ok #either that or eddie is the synboote and its the fucked up codependent monsterfucker relationship of the comics god bless #steve is just the kind of guy aliens see and are like ohhhh im gonna latch onto his brain and not let go hehehe #finda's rambles #venom steve au

[panic-like-the-disaster-you-are]

Hello, hello, hello, you guyss:))

Since the puzzle solving has started for the 1989 vault, as some of you must be aware, i just spent the last 3 hours solving literal puzzles for the 1989 tv vault thing across Google, cuz a swiftie never rests <3

I got till like 21 and then it started glitching a lot so I gave up for now:')

Update, i finished it! And used an another account to get till like 30 again:)

And I think I really should study, but my next exam is postponed for next Monday, so who cares :))

Alsooo, she really called us all out when she made foolish one... 🤡

#ramblings of a wet cat #taylor swift #1989 tv #1989 taylor's version #taylornation #taylurking #foolish one #speak now tv #1989 #1989 vault tracks #from the vault #Spotify #the eras tour #eras taylor swift #eras tour #ts #tstheerastour #tstheerastourfilm #folklore #evermore #reputation #lover #red tv #fearless tv #taylor's version #blank space #clean #new romantics #wonderland #i know places

[djsherriff-responses]

Dolph on yaoi cover: slightly mature looking, clear jawline and sharp features

Dolph in actual yaoi book: most kawaii and baby faced adult man on the streets

#captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk spoilers #dolph laserhawk #rambles #This is so god damn funny I can’t #Do you think the manga was delayed because they needed to make sure that Dolph was the most baby girl character in this? #“Shit dolph isn’t enough of a sobbing wet cat SOFTEN HIS FACE ARTISTS!” #Cannot wait to witness just how toxic his relationship with Alex was it’s gonna be so fun #Also curious how far the age rating for this is #not safe for kids

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I was watching season 3 episode 2. And an interesting detail is that when Sonic went to save a falling citizen, Nine initially looked scared and concerned for their safety when it was revealed that they were in danger. However Nine’s fear is then replaced with anger and it’s then shown Sonic saved them.

It’s really interesting seeing Nine’s descent into his insanity. At the beginning, His villainy is SOLELY towards Sonic but as more time passes, he becomes crazier.

YEA!!! But like, his thing is that he doesn't want to hurt anyone. He never did, just defend himself against those that try to hurt him first.

He went after Sonic so incessantly because he needed his energy to stabilize the Grim (and also because he was angry at him) and have his own little paradise where he would be left alone

Buuut then he began getting just a bit silly with power and the fact Sonic seemingly only kept pulling his leg and backstab and trick and betray him over and over again that he lost his own plot

All he needed was for Sonic to understand and genuinely get what he had in mind and bring him back to earth and he went all mournful sad little wide eyed wet cat

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY AND TELL ME HE WOULD EVER GENUINELY HURT ANYONE ON PURPOSE AND NOT REGRET IT FIVE MINUTES LATEr

GOING ABSOLUTELY REGUAL NORMAL PERSON MODE WHEN THINKING ABOUT THE COMPLEXITIES OF THIS FUCKER JUST THE MOST CASSUAL

#sonic prime #sick and ill over this guy alll over again #my beloved #there were some shortcomings for this season yes #SUCH AS MANGEY AND SAILS BEING DEAD FOR THREE OR MORE EPISODES!!! #but. but. they handled Nine so well #OOGshsgshs #i will get to ramble about his animation and character details later #I was going FERAL when watching him switch from a deranged orange stickbug to a menacing 8 y/o and than a sad wet cat #miles nine prower #nine the fox #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3 #the silly ask box

[beeshoesometimesdraws]

LAES SPOILERS AHEAD

So I just finished catching up on all the recent episodes and OH MY GOD DO I HAVE THOUGHTS (specifically about Eclipse and the newest laes episode because holy hell I’m reeling from it)

In the second half of the “HOW TO DEAL With The GRIEF of Losing SOLAR” episode on the laes after Monty leaves and Eclipse appears, I was very much expecting him to make his usual snarky remarks and mock Earth and Solar’s death in some way (though I was hoping he wouldn’t ofc)

Imagine my shock when he does none of those things and instead is much more mellow and even softer/nicer—by his standards at least—and just looks around briefly and asks questions and just stands and actually LISTENS to what Earth says with barley if any semblance of his usual snark. The fact that he actually lets her talk about her feelings and everything and rant without cutting in to be his usual snarky self is EVERYTHING TO ME.

AND WHATS EVEN MORE; the fact that he asked her “do you really need him (Solar)” and when she said “yes” he didn’t say anything and just sighed as if in defeat. I think we all knew before from the previous episodes that he was battling with wether to actually help aid in bringing Solar back or not after his encounters with Puppet and Frank, but it seems to me that with this scene with him and Earth AND how it was mentioned by Sun that he was wiping the floor in Sun’s and Moon’s house that he has maybe decided that he IS going to help, or at least is reasoning with himself as to if he should or not.

With all the questions he was asking Earth it makes me think the ladder is true.

I also love the fact that despite her still very much grieving and breaking down at the loss of Solar (as we all are), she still expressed sympathy towards Eclipse and him not having anybody to lean on nor him being able to understand that kind of bond or trust. Even with this is brought up Eclipse just…kind of agrees to some of it and then deflects as usual but one thing caught my attention when he said “it looks like you need it (sympathy) more than I do anyways” and though he doesn’t directly offer it, I think the fact that he just stays there for a bit to listen to her and maybe even take in her opinions and feelings towards Solar and Ruin into consideration for whatever he’s planning to do is his own way—however unintentional it may be—of offering his own small bit of support. Hell, he definitely got Earth to talk a bit more about what she was feeling in regards to the situation and Solar.

Hate him all you want, everyone is inclined to their own opinions ofc, but Eclipse was so different from how he usually is this episode and I think things have slowly been changing for him for awhile. Before it was almost certain that when this was all over that he’d be dead in an instant without a thought…but now? Now I don’t think that’s going to be his fate anymore, and this and other recent episodes have only proved that to me.

He actually listened to Moon about not killing Ruin, he is obviously at least considering in helping to bring back Solar if what he did at Sun’s and Moon’s house and the questions he asked Earth are any indication, and the way he was just willing to stand there and just listen to Earth with barely if any a hint of his usual attitude and hold a rather peaceful conversation with her and even be quite NICE about it by his standards.

I think wholeheartedly that Eclipse is improving steadily and slowly and I am very much manifesting not only a redemption arc but a friendship between him and Earth because so far she has been one of the most sympathetic and in some capacity caring of him and the borderline softness he showed today only brings my hopes up.

Okay rant over, I just really needed to put my thoughts out there because damn is my brain reeling with so many thoughts and feelings about this

#bee rants #bee rambles #rant #tw rant #tsams eclipse #sun and moon show #lunar and earth show #laes spoilers #laes earth #manifesting rn #god I love eclipse dearly #the unhinged wet cat of a man has a death grip on me #here I go again #ranting about eclipse #:)

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus may be a dog person but Penelope is definitely a cat person.

I know we joke about how Odysseus is a "Wet Cat" as it's correct but he really does "show love" and even behaves like a cat to me.

The whole "I only love two people and they're the only ones who can love me without fear of me biting them." as most cats pick "Their person".

My cats are literally the type to be like "Hi! I love you!" all the while they're walking across my work and knocking most shit over, leaving destruction in their wake. Odysseus literally slaughters a bunch of people and then a whiplash of him crying while being held by his wife.

(I also headcanon him as someone who "demands attention" like a cat. Especially from Penelope. "Ima lay my head in your lap even if you're kind of busy." "Ima grab your hand and start kissing your fingers even if you're holding something.")

Odysseus always wants to claim he's like a dog (Loyal, Brave, etc.) but he's not. Penelope has always loved cats, using some string to play with them sometimes even though I don't think Mycenae Greece had cats until later periods, being brought over from Egypt, it's a headcanon, let me have fun and his "wet cat" vibes are what drew her to him in the first place.

#I say this as someone who's cat is on her lap and not really letting her type lol #Patches is a chonky demanding lil lady #this is mostly headcanon but I still love that Tumblr calls him a “wet cat” #the odyssey #odysseus #odyssey #odypen #penelope #greek mythology #mythology #tagamemnon #mine #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons