i think lilith should appear as a ghost one time and give advice and the advice is to burn someone's house down
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Oh my god i just read the crash snippet and i am losing my fucking mind lmao i tried to get a drink of juice and almost spilled it everywhere because im shaking so much lol ohhh my God that is some good shit lol i actually had to get up and pace the room multiple times before continuing to read lol I haven't done that in years! oh god and then i started fucking crying lol i dont think ive said 'oh my god' that many times in my whole damn life lol and then i freaking lost it at Eddie's dumb shirt my god ohh im going crazy lol i cant organize my thoughts rn but damn that was good lol i cant wait for more
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Decending into the vipers pit again to say that Jason is NOT utilitarian in utrh. That would imply that he was dispassionate and merely focused on the "greater good", but no, that boy was there for his own personal sense of justice. Utilitarian justification is on his side, but that is not what he is. Jason believes in his own sense of justice, retribution for grievious slights and the special moral exceptionalism within families and love. At times he acts as a utilitarian would, but the truer understanding of his character would be that he has a personal sense of justice and own moral compass.
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I could never survive a standard isekai. I have zero surviving skills, don't really like outdoorsy activities which is almost always a guarantee in isekai, and constantly overthinking and anxious.
I COULD, however, be a shopkeeper or work in one. And I'd be okay with that.
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sooooo for scientific purposes how fit is remus?
i love science 👹 so much 👹👹
i am an average joe remus truther at the end of the day. like when i picture him and how he sees himself and how other people perceive him it’s very much “oh that’s a guy.” like he’s just a guy. crooked bumpy nose. kind eyes. nice smile. teeth just a little crooked just a little wonky.
however.
i think sharpshooter remus is a little more oof than i usually picture him for a few reasons
1. basketball physique. hello. the shoulders (!!!!!!!). the arms. like……,the cardio on this man. he is a string bean and on the 6’4 side of 6’3 but also strong as hell. there’s a bit of a slutty little waist happening beneath all those big hoodies and sweaters and loose jerseys he wears. fucking drool worthy shoulders i cannot emphasize this enough
2. his hair specifically gets my gears going. puts a little gas in the tank if u catch my drift. i love literally all depictions of his hair in every fic (currently daydreaming ab crushofdove’s remus in ‘you wouldn’t like me’ with the shaved sides and little moons) but something ab this remus’ hair makes me feral. like it’s not light brown but it’s not dark brown. the little curlies at the back of his neck???? fucking kill me. not curly enough to be curly but too curly to be wavy. very easily disheveled. i want to braid it and pull it and bite it and cut a little tiny bit of it and put it in a locket around my neck.
3. let’s talk about height again bc oh my god. tall. big n tall. but not big n tall in a gangly, awkward kind of way. there’s no tripping over limbs going on here. thats a 6’3 & 3/4 man w precise control of every tiny little muscle in his body bc he’s played a sport that requires agility and speed and strength his whole life (i’m a puddle of goo, you’re a puddle of goo, sirius is a puddle of goo, we’re all a puddle of goo 🫠)
4. in my head this specific remus also has a very stunning gorgeous bronzy complexion. he very much gets a tan in the summer & all his little freckles go dark brown. in the winter it fades to a very pretty olive tone that sirius likes to say matches his own pasty winter complexion even though it very much does not, but remus lets him believe it anyway bc he’s too nice for his own good
5. this isn’t an actual physical trait but it’s arguably what makes him hottest: his voice. i have it very specifically nailed down in my head. it’s a little quiet, a little on the breathy side, it’s not ever shrill or sharp. it goes higher when he laughs and lower when he’s saying something particularly dirty near sirius’ ear (but we haven’t got there yet, dw ab that one rn). it’s very warm. very sweet. very sultry. very hot.
i could go on and on and on and on but let’s settle and say that sharpshooter remus is a HARD 8 from afar and a solid 15 when he’s got u against a door.
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Why are there only like two synonyms for intangible how am I supposed to think of good superhero names under these conditions
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Okay but like!! It’s about the failure of abstinence-only education. It’s about the adults making teens think that any sexual feelings are unnatural and “evil.” It’s about how none of this actually stops them from having these feelings, it just leads to them having an irrational response when they actually do want to have sex (cough Grace cough). Idk if I’m making sense but you get what I’m saying
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sometimes i think too hard about gender and i’m like. what is guy or girl outside of society’s norms and ideas of how either should present?? like if i take my body out of the equation, im just a person?? idk maybe i’m overthinking it. but i cant figure out the difference. or is it something you’re just supposed to know? there’s a fair amount of unspoken social rules and stuff that i don’t seem to know so i wouldn’t be surprised
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Xavier Ferns is a NERD and A MEANIE and the creator is A DORK
@the-real-ethereal42
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