Hey so I’ve only gotten through like 3 episodes of Hazbin Hotel but I’ve seen a lot of spoilers on TikTok and other places and is there a reason why neither God nor the Metatron are present at the trial?
At the trial we see Thrones, Cherubim, and two Seraphim depicted but neither God nor the Metatron appear to be present. God’s absence is almost understandable as apparently most angels are incapable of being in his presence, save the Metatron and a few notable exceptions. The Metatron, however, is known as the Voice of God and the being who writes the book of life. Despite only being an archangel (one of the lowest choirs of angels), the Metatron is regarded as one of the most powerful beings. The exclusion of the Metatron, from a Watsonian perspective, from a trial that could very well alter the universe as they know it is very suspicious.
Now, the easiest solution to this problem would be to say that the being known as God in Hazbin Hotel simply pulled a Supernatural and left; a theory I personally don’t find merit in due to Lucifers storybook in episode one. This exclusion of divine will, to me at least, feels incredibly intentional and possibly points to an even bigger cover up. While it’s possible, from a Doylist standpoint, that the creator of Hazbin Hotel simply did not know of the existence of the Metatron (something I find hard to believe given the somewhat accurate depictions of the Thrones and Cherubim) I still think that Sera being the deciding factor of this trial is incredibly odd.
Since the start of the year DC keeps updating this image when they announce new Dawn of DC titles and events, but while reading about the new Birds of Prey book I'v noticed that the new Batman and Robin book doesn't have a sign on it🤔
Are there other main continuity titles that are also missing?
I was talking with a tall man sitting behind a desk. He was very kind and he made me laugh. He wasn't the same familiar presence I had always loved since I was a teenager, but he WAS blurry faced. Often my dreams are more about the feeling I am left with, as opposed to what or who was actually in it.
During this encounter, the man behind the desk asked me out on a date.
Side note: I noticed long ago that logic and reality seem to be completely disconnected from each other in my dream world.
In this current waking world, I would have said, "sure, why not", logically. I am alone, I miss intimacy, he was nice, not hideous, and he made me laugh. I would take a chance. But in my dream I said, "I am sorry, I just don't think it would work out between us. It is mostly just a feeling, but I trust it. You and me, feels a little weird."
"I don't understand. Why not?" He responded, obviously confused. He had thought he was doing well. And looking back with my waking mind, I must say he WAS doing very well.
I stood and walked to the side of the desk where he was sitting. "Stand up please. If you don't mind." I was direct but maintained a conscious softness to my voice.
He leaned forward and then rose before me. He was so tall, so gigantic proportionally, especially in comparison to my 5'3" vertical frame. I looked directly up toward his face (his under chin). He was wearing beige khakis. I remember the pants, yet I forgot what kind of shirt he was wearing. The beige cloth covered genital bulge was EYE level to my own gaze. "Khakis huh?" I thought out loud. I stepped back and waved my arms in front of his crotch area, which coincidentally happened to be within 2 feet my face. This...this right here, is why I am doubtful. Logistically, it just doesn't seem to make much sense. But thank you, and I still love you!"
I was being honest, but it still felt a little wrong, even though it was just a dream. I don't like hurting people's feelings, even in the dream realm. I don't know if I hurt his feelings, but I woke up immediately and thought, "I could have been nicer to him".
Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
oh my god. it just hit me. the time they met in eden, the first time in crowley's mind, he asked aziraphale a question and instead of smiting him or ignoring him, he answered. for the first time in his demonic existence, someone answered a question for him without any thought, like he deserved to hear the answer. no wonder he immediately fell in love huh
(it's totally normal for a man to pretend he's gay and in a relationship with his best friend every time he has the chance to pretend he's someone else...)