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#pranks that go too far
ghost-bxrd · 6 months
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Prompt:
Halloween special!
Jason, back from the dead and one Lazarus spa treatment later, goes back to Gotham. His plans are simple and petty and entirely too reliant on store bought special effects makeup.
He goes to Wayne manor and haunts the shit out of the place and its occupants.
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carnivorousyandeere · 5 months
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charismatic, manipulative yandere who is completely confident they can wrap their darling into their finger and would otherwise be completely able to hide their yan nature/the intensity of their feelings/their complete insanity but who ends up getting more and more extreme and desperate and needy in their displays of love until they're reduced to a complete mess since darling is the type of person who is too insecure/paranoid/distrustful to actually believe someone would actually love them and as such ends up just not taking the yan charms seriously🤔
Ooooooooooooh I love this so much…… thank you Anon 😩🤌✨
Thinking about the yan becoming increasingly distraught, kidnapping their Darling…
Crying into your shirt, hands digging into the back of it as they beg to know why you won’t let them love you. Are they not good enough for you? Have they not done enough? What would it take? They’d kill for you, and they have. They’d die for you. It feels like they have, a dozen times over, with each rejection from you. They live for you. Their heart beats for you. Why can’t you see it? Why can’t you accept them?
The well-put together figure you once knew is gone, unraveled by your mere existence.
“Please,” they sob, voice broken as their heart, “You don’t even have to love me back. Just let me love you.”
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damienhaasmylife · 1 month
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as annoyed as i've been at/by shourtney shippers over the years i've been a smosh fan, i honestly want this to be real
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armed-saphire · 1 month
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honestly what was the prank on hannah even supposed to be bc when everyone jumps out they say the prank went too far but what even was the joke then like she comes in and then they have a video of her just walking in i dont get it
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pixiemage · 1 year
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Title for a fake fic hmmm… I’ve got a idea
TANGO NO! PUT HIM DOWN!
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[For the Fake Fic Title ask game]
I hope you know that I had two different ideas for this, one of which featured Protective/PissedOff!Tango, and I opted for the sillier version because it fit the title so much better lmao
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"Tango NO! Put him down!"
It's not Tango's fault he hasn't been around Tumble Town much, not really. What can he say? When he gets into a redstone project, he really gets into a redstone project, and he knows that Jimmy knows that. But he can't help but think that maybe he should've come around a bit more often...if only so he could have more context for why his soulmate is currently no taller than his boots. Frankly, it's the most adorable thing he's seen in his life. (And Jimmy doesn't quite have the heart to tell him to stop when Tango starts carrying his tiny rancher around everywhere he goes.) OR: Scar tries to get Tango to stop carrying around the shrunken Sheriff, but his words go in one ear and out the other. Not that Jimmy really minds all that much when it's Tango.
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youngpettyqueen · 1 year
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The Joker is Wild is an episode that really doesnt work where it is in the show
the idea that BJ is set off by like. jealous rage or whatever over Hawkeye comparing him to Trapper just doesnt work so late in the show when there's been 0 indication that BJ is jealous about Trapper at all. it feels like it comes out of nowhere, just a half-assed sort of reason given to set him off
ive mentioned this before here and I know its a hot take within this fandom but the supposed Trapper Complex just doesnt exist. in the 8 seasons that BJ is present in the show, I can think of three times Trapper's name comes up around him
Period of Adjustment, where he brings up that he feels like he hates Trapper. should be noted that BJ here is at about the lowest point we see him at, he's in complete despair, and he's also blind drunk. he also specifically brings up that he feels this way because Trapper has gone home- it has nothing to do with Hawkeye
Depressing News, Hawkeye refers to BJ as being the 'same size, same shape' as Trapper, and BJ's reaction can be construed as being not exactly pleased about it. I think this reads more as him just not being happy about literally being called Trapper's replacement, not him being jealous
then, of course, The Joker is Wild
because of this it really just doesnt make sense for BJ to suddenly have this jealousy in The Joker is Wild, not this late in the show. it would've honestly worked so much better if this episode happened back in season 4, because then you could've made that jealousy believable with BJ still establishing himself in camp and Hawkeye still dealing with Trapper's departure. but as it is, set in season 11, it really just doesnt work. its such a He Would Not Fucking Say That episode
#mash#bj hunnicutt#its one of those episodes I want to rewrite cause I think it had all the potential to be a very very good episode#like I said I would've set it in season 4#and I would've made it clear that Hawkeye has been comparing BJ to Trapper a lot#and in some not-so-nice ways where he's said Trapper was better at X Trapper's way with Y was better etc#(not done maliciously of course he's grieving his best friend leaving but it still stings)#and BJ finally has enough when the prank thing comes up and Hawkeye is going on about how great it was when it was him and Trapper#so he decides to get back at Hawkeye with a series of escalating pranks#there wouldnt be a bet element here he wouldnt rope anybody else in on it#he's still new he's still establishing himself and this is him just desperately trying to be seen as his own person#not just Trapper's replacement#and finally he goes too far and it blows up in his face somehow#maybe Hawkeye gets hurt#and everyone's rightfully pissed off with BJ about it! he's been mean he's been acting out what the hell is wrong with him?#and BJ feels fucking horrible about it and explains himself and how he's just so sick of feeling like#all anyone sees him as is Trapper's replacement#at this point implying Hawkeye's not the only one who's done the comparing and everyone can reflect on that a bit#BJ then avoids Hawkeye for a few days because he feels so awful about what happened#until Hawkeye hunts him down and forces the conversation to happen#BJ apologizes profusely and says he was being stupid and Hawkeye's like yeah you were being stupid#but he also admits he was stupid to not see what constantly comparing BJ to Trapper was doing#and apologizes for making him feel like he was just a replacement and not his friend#have a real heart to heart about it!! BJ character depth episode!!#it could've been so interesting the potential was there just not in season 11#a plot line like that just didnt have a place anymore#and im mad about it 40 years later#invents time travel so I can write MASH episodes#anyways.#can you tell I think about this a lot
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starthelostboys · 1 year
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i feel like paul and marko would LOVE april fool’s day, which means that consequently it’s the worst day of the year for david, dwayne, and star
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bloomingkyras · 1 year
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While waiting for the owner of the lot come to bring them the agreement, Taryn ask Jar’deen to sit at the bench near by the lot.
And this is the right time to talk about her dilemma.
Taryn: I need to talk about us..
Jar’deen: huh? What about us?? U don’t like what I was doing?
Taryn: No..no..not about that. I love what u did. don’t get me wrong.
Jar’deen: Then? What was the problem?
Taryn: I..I..Think..I’m not going with u. Jar’deen.
Jar’deen: Huh?? W..wait what?? Why??
Taryn: My application for University has arrived and I got the Course that I want and it will took 3 years to complete. And that why I can’t come with u. I’m Sorry..
Jar’deen: (he got up from the bench and turned his back to taryn.) Did our family know?
Taryn: Yes..before we when to Selvadorada..
Jar’deen:(he so frustrated) So, I'm the last person u told? I see...
Jar’deen: I feel like I'm just doing this in vain.
Taryn:( she got up from the bench and hold his arm) who said this is useless?
Jar’deen: Me..
Taryn: This is not useless Jar’deen. (she whisper to Jar’deen ear).It just…A Prank!
Jar’deen: Huh???? what again??Prank?? Say it again?
Taryn: It’s a prank..Wo..Don’t push me Jar”deen!! Ok Sorry…
Jar’deen: U prank me?? huh? Come here!
Taryn: Ok..sorry..sorry..
Jar’deen: U know Taryn..my mum was right about u..she said that u are my biggest support system after her..and when U tell me u want to leave me, I feel like this is useless..I feel I’m a fool trusting u..And now u tell me this is just prank? hmm..but u know what, Taryn..no matter what u want achieved, I will give u my support back. Cause I know that u wont leave me..
Taryn: (Jar’deen pull her hand) Wo..
Jar’deen:Come here
Taryn: I’m sorry..I didn’t mean to do this..I just don’t know how to tell u.I’m scared..so I decide not to go..Can I come and do my study with u? I can ask for online class if u give me the permission..
Jar’deen: Permission accepted Mrs Jar’deen.
Taryn: Mrs???
Jar’deen: hehe..
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Jar’deen: So..will u move with me,soon to be Mrs. Jar’deen’s? Be my forever ?Built this house together? My love. I love u Taryn..
Taryn: I do..thank you. love u too. Mr.Jar’deen.
did he just propose her?? maybe yes maybe no...
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jojolimons · 9 days
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that pokemon rejuvenation personality quiz really is accurate, got npcs using my they/them pronouns even tho i chose the boy option
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hiptobeitalian · 11 months
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//"Jackie, you've been so quiet despite you saying you will try to post more. What happened?"
1.) I'm still processing a huge life change for me: me being trans masc. (I actually feel super great after this realization but it's still stressful irl. I'll be fine though!)
2.)
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aphellos · 5 months
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@umbane continued from here - 🩵 ⁺₊⋆ ☾
Kayn's shock was met with feigned innocence; as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening. Aphelios' head cants ever so slightly to the side, nearly meeting one of the ear cups of the headphones lazily hanging around his neck. He's still fiddling with the end of the leash with one hand, running a thumb over its material. Lips turning into a smirk, his free hand raises with deliberate movements so they were easy to follow.
"Wanna go walkies?" Two fingers make the motion of walking while Aphelios watches his bandmate, purposefully letting the question hang in the air for a drawn out moment, before finally continuing,
"... With me and Ernest."
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envelopesofbadluck · 5 months
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I’m sure there are others who could help
It's hard finding others who don't hate me and I'll admit it...that is sorta my fault. I tend to forget most others don't know how to lighten up and take a joke or prank for even a second.
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weebsinstash · 1 year
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Hi :3 I was wondering if you had watch the new episode of helluva boss any thoughts or at least any thoughts/thots for Chaz or Crimson.
My procrastination is so bad I literally waited until like today to actually watch the new episode
I keep mentally tossing around what kind of special powers Reader could have that would make them like idk more interesting since all sinners are unkillable and I kind of keep circling back to "well if they're in limbo maybe they're not beholden to 'the rules' and can travel the rings' besides whatever other special powers they may have". Maybe Reader can be helpful in killing Hellborns since they have respawn mechanics and the other IMP members dont?
In terms of Crimson I actually think his behavior is going to be a lot like Val is going to be tbh, except with Val I think, unless you're a business associate or rival/enemy, that he wins you over emotionally or waits until he has something on you before he shows his darker side, since the Overlord is also a drug dealing mafioso of the Pride ring (also what's the deal with like shark people being criminals? Is Mammon a shark or something aquatic too? And when's gender daddy Asmodeus coming back, him n Val can pass me like a blunt 😩❤️). It's kind of stereotypical Mafia shit, everyone has ranking, loyalty is everything, obey orders unflinchingly, don't you dare talk back. Like I'm literally watching Crimson grab Moxxie's face and my stoned ass is sitting here like "sigh but Val grabbing Reader like that as he threatens them to 'fix their face before he fixes it for them' because theyre scowling and glaring at him while they serve him drinks and he forces them to smile 🥰" like big scary men got me acting unwise
I for one think it would be very funny if the Chaz introduction happened and in some alternate universe he's winking to Moxxie and Millie and just *finger guns at Reader* "and don't think I'm gonna forget about YOU either ;)" as Reader just visibly changes colors with embarrassment while IMP all turns to look at them, Reader flustered all "It was ONE TIME, I was really drunk, and--"
Like his stupid ass "sexually charged musical ballad" actually made me laugh like he could've maybe actually got me with that shit 💀like did you listen to the credits where they play the rest of the song. Laughing my ass off in my bedroom at 5am because the song suddenly ends with him saying all sing song "im finished" (cumming). and then Blitz says later in the episode that he's absolutely horrible in bed... lmao... can you imagine getting drunk and putting out for this man and then he wakes up and you're gone, note behind all "thanks for the fun time kthanksbye" meanwhile he's blowing up your phone, basically crushing on you, wanting something much more than just a really awkward one-off bang. I can only imagine what would happen to Reader if they were working for Val and someone very forward like Chaz or another ex shows up and the Overlord is getting jealous af because they're just being very openly flirtatious with you, maybe even brazenly mentioning some of the things you guys did together/in bed (also jesus the apples and oranges NIGHTMARE of having either Val OR Blitz know what you like in bed 💀 the teasing. The merciless fucking teasing. They would both clown on your ass so hard. You're just trying to have a glass of water in the IMP break room and in comes Blitz "wow you're really guzzling that, just like Chaz said you really liked giving h-" *insert not so playful strangling of your employer*)
Poor Reader constantly surrounded by demons hellbent (lol) on humiliating you and watching you get embarrassed because it's just so fun to watch you squirm until you're practically ready to cry 😩👌
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galoots · 2 years
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Scrooge babysits Huey, Dewey, and Louie unaccompanied exactly one time. The trio almost kill Scrooge with their elaborately rigged pranks. After that he always brings Donald or Duckworth as a buffer.
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red-dyed-sarumane · 1 year
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"It appears there's a rumor the forest gods get mad at those who stray from the path."
"That's rather silly, isn't it? There are no forest gods in these parts. The only living people out here would be us."
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Honestly, I think it’s weird how it’s written and implied that the Marauders were out there bullying and hexing people just for the fuck if it.
Because when I read the books and we find out the history between them vs Snape, I always got the feeling that James and Sirius simply got on Snape’s bad side and vice versa, but I never really imagined that from then on they decided to specifically torment him.
I always imagined it as when the Marauders started pranking people, it was more like a generalized prancing, like maybe whichever Slytherin walking down the third floor corridor after the lunch bell gets covered in spell resistant slime. And maybe by coincidence Snape was there, and he took it personally (because it’s shown that he is an angry man who took anything as a personal front against him) and decided to get payback. And it becomes a cycle of Marauders pranking, Snape getting revenge, Marauders retaliating until it becomes their habit where the Marauders attacked on sight and Snape played the victim, especially to Lily, which adds fuel to the fire as James begins to fall in love.
As for the other students I always believed that maybe the Marauders saw themselves as sorts of knights in shining armor and because of having the map and invisibility clock they saw and heard more than what they should know and acted accordingly to their “morals”, like hexing a sixth year Ravenclaw to sprout hair out everywhere because they saw him torment a little first year, things of that nature.
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