#posting it anyways 🤪

[destielgaysex]

i think im just…. agh

#kinda scared to say it bc ik how some of my friends think #but it IS asexual awareness week #so guess i will say it in tags but #yea #i have no clue what label i would even say but i am definitely on the aroace spectrum somewhere #and i have talked to friends about ace stuff before and i used yo be ace exclusionist (now im not djjdn) #and some close friends have some distasteful opinions about aro/ace people so!! #idk its making me doubt this but whatever bro #posting it anyways 🤪

[bachirasbodyguard]

Michael Kaiser, the toxic male representation we all deserve!🗣🗣💯🔛🔝🙌

#CAN I GET AN AMEN #michaeeeeel I love you never change 💖💞💓 #dispicable vile awful horrible shawty you #no but unironically why is he such a good character 🤪 #anyway #this post came to me at 3am after seeing a picture of gojo #michael kaiser #blue lock #mine

[smallsimmer]

Kind of weird to think I’ve had this blog since I was like 13 and now I’m getting married 😅

#dl #I’ve made a bunch of friends who are traveling for the ceremony too from this silly sims blog #wild how you post a sims story online and you meet people who are now in your wedding bridal party 🤪 #anyways we got engaged yesterday (we’ve been planning it for at least two months now but now it’s official official

[waywardted]

I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

#OKAY one more time #if you see this don't mind me i'm trying to construct a gifset one piece at a time to see if it will appear on the dashboard #🤪 #this is an absurd activity #okay i still don't see it but maybe it's there???? anyway i'm done now #the exercise of posting has taken longer than the exercise of making maybe i should take a look at my life and my choices 😂 #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #ted x rebecca #rebecca welton #teddy boy #otp: you liven up the place #m*ne #mine: lasso

[sunflowercandie]

A little doodle of Alastor from @amusingmusie fic Yours Truly on Ao3. Yes he is bantering with Nel here, no I will never be normal about this fic thank you very much 😌

#alastor #hazbin hotel #no i totally didnt post this yesterday and then noticed he didnt have glasses oops 👀 #also tn im covered in glue im working on a project save meeee #cant fuckin WAIT for chapter 27 babes i am giggling kicking my feet throwing up #im going fucking INSANE #anyways 🤪😂

[genshin-impact-updates]

Version 3.7 Event Wishes Notice - Phase II

Travelers, stock up on weapons and characters in the event wish to make your party stronger in combat!

Event Wish "Caution in Confidence" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Admonishing Instruction" Alhaitham (Dendro)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2023/6/13 18:00:00 — 2023/7/4 14:59:59

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Admonishing Instruction" Alhaitham (Dendro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Burgeoning Grace" Yaoyao (Dendro), "Analytical Harmony" Shikanoin Heizou (Anemo), "Exquisite Delicacy" Xiangling (Pyro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Leaves in the Wind" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Scarlet Leaves Pursue Wild Waves" Kaedehara Kazuha (Anemo)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2023/6/13 18:00:00 — 2023/7/4 14:59:59

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Scarlet Leaves Pursue Wild Waves" Kaedehara Kazuha (Anemo) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Burgeoning Grace" Yaoyao (Dendro), "Analytical Harmony" Shikanoin Heizou (Anemo), "Exquisite Delicacy" Xiangling (Pyro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish-2." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Epitome Invocation" - Boosted Drop Rates for Light of Foliar Incision (Sword) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

2023/6/13 18:00:00 — 2023/7/4 14:59:59

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star weapons Light of Foliar Incision (Sword) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 4-star weapons Wavebreaker's Fin (Polearm) and Mouun's Moon (Bow) as well as the 4-star weapons Favonius Sword (Sword), Sacrificial Greatsword (Claymore), and Favonius Codex (Catalyst) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, use Epitomized Path to chart a course towards a promotional 5-star weapon, such as Light of Foliar Incision (Sword) or Freedom-Sworn (Sword). For more information on Epitomized Path, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

※ Of the above weapons, the event-exclusive weapons will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact news #official #banners #when they post banners at 3am instead of the usual time 🤪 #anyway... hmmmohmhhohihhhjmn alhaitham rerun #i want his c1-6 doesn't matter how many and his weapon ×5 thanks

[violetvelourr]

“Our world” Kakashi 🤭

P.s. if there’s anything I hate more than smudging the pencil - it’s where I accidentally crumple the paper while erasing 😖 ugh… makes me twitch with disgust 🙈

#Kakashi #Kakashi sketch #AU Kakashi #I know it’s very sloppy but I like it and felt like posting it here anyways 🤪

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

What is Sir Arthur like in your headcanons? Is he a good leader or a respected one?

"people always knew sir arthur had a lot of potential--probably the most out of all of the generals--but that didn't mean news that he was to be the next leader didn't come as a bit of a surprise to everyone. usually that position went to the most senior general after the leader. regardless, it seemed the former leader saw something in him, and so he tentatively, but resolutely, stepped into his new role after the former leaders death with the eyes of the universe on him

all means considered, he acted exactly how a leader should act. he planned carefully and gave orders precisely, maintained a professional appearance at all times, and took on the work of managing the army without complaint. but the shoes he had to fill were large--the criticism only amplified by him being the personal choice of the previous leader for reasons that could only be speculated on, as she had never publicly disclosed. any great achievements of arthur's only stood to be compared to the person whose footsteps he followed."

#tldr: he was objectively pretty good but got fucked over by coming immediately after the greatest leader of the post-galacta era 🤪 #anyways hngh thank you anyones whos sent an ask in fr #this one really made my day when i got it i just hnrnghgh #ill try to talk about them on my own too but i love having an Excuse to be self indulgent on main #asks #anonymous #my art #sir arthur #sir falspar #sir dragato #sir nonsurat #kirby #krbay #kirby right back at ya

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

PLS PLS OKS DEAR GOD GIVE US THE PUSS PUSS EATING RANKING OF TURN CHARACTERS I NEED IT LIKE SPONGEBOB NEEDS WATER (must include robert rogers)

ok im officially done with school (woo 🥳) so i can give everyone in my ask box what they've been waiting for. i am going to keep the list limited to the ppl in this promo photo bc there are so many goddamn characters in that show and if you want heavy-hitting analysis, i've gotta keep a short list (at least for now)

analysis under the cut:

as mentioned before caleb brewster does indeed SWEEP the pussy eating power rankings

as also mentioned before john andre is as mediocre in eating pussy as he is in acting and flute playing. he thinks he's amazing at it tho

now for the fun. i need to get this first paragraph out of the way bc it is about the man who made me begin to ponder this question 2 years ago in the first place. abraham. fucking. woodhull. this beanie-wearing menace to society has NEVER made anyone other than anna strong come. point blank period. even with anna tho, he's done it like maybe once or twice. whether or not he did it by giving her head is up for another debate tho

oh and speaking of anna strong. she gives me pillow princess vibes for a reason i cannot quite explain. it is just kind of a gut feeling i have. maybe it has to do with the fact that ppl are always just throwing themselves at her, so she doesn't have to bother with actually working on pleasuring them

but back to abe for a minute. he's actually (believe it or not) NOT the worst one on the list, and that is because richard woodhull has NEVER ONCE made a woman come. not even his wife. not once. richard has never even eaten pussy before. richard has only ever had sex in the missionary position. abe is a terrible partner for a reason, and that reason is bc he was raised by richard

one member of the woodhull family does possess some finesse however. mary woodhull eats pussy like a mf champion. i imagine her learning it was much like her learning how to fire a gun. at first she was like 'wtf is going on??? i cant do that??' but give it few tries and she easily upstages all the men around her

using mary shooting a gun as my transition here..... let's talk about simcoe. honestly, he does give me the vibes of someone who really wants to be good at eating pussy, and maybe he even enjoys doing it. however, i think he gives toothy head. and i also think he does it on purpose. that's right. he's a biter

speaking of ppl who enjoy eating pussy, i think hewlett slays in that department ngl. ik i said before that caleb is arguably the only man on the show who enjoys eating pussy, but i actually want to amend that bc i think hewlett does too. however, i think the one drawback for hewlett is that his desire and ability to give good head does come from a place of him being (and i mean this with peace and love hewlett enjoyers) a massive simp

i straight up dont have a transition for this one but it was literally an intrusive thought and i just need to expel it. ben tallmadge the type of guy to apologize after eating pussy. why? who knows. it could have even been decent head. he's still apologizing anyway. however my bet is that decent is the best he can do bc he's an overthinker, which can get in the way of having strong head game

finally, and yes i made you read all of this before giving you what you wanted anon, robert rogers. "(must include robert rogers)" is SO REAL. SO TRUE. you're right for saying so. however he is such an enigma to me and i really don't know where to place him both as an eater of pussy and frankly as an entity in general. i know he has to exist in some kind of extreme tho. god-tier head or the most abysmal head ever anyone's ever experienced. maybe he's even literally eating pussy, like in a cannibalism way. i'm not ruling that out either. honestly, maybe the quality of head varies between sessions too. after all, he's always gotta keep em on their toes

#i put this into my google docs and checked the word count for shits and gigs....... this post is 700 words long #but anyway lmk if you want more 🤪

[densitywell]

this is so annoying and funny. just inventing a bunch of people to be mad at bc of your own inability to handle nuance

#don't think i've ever seen anyone actually fully on the rv's side up to approving of their methods #and think i have seen a total of like 3 posts that got anywhere near that since they've been introduced. #and the second part LMAO me when i understand colonialism and know only one group of people can do it to a place ever #crposting #ANYWAYS sorry my i am on day 4 without my adhd meds bc they're on national backorder 🤪 so i'm more. reactive? rn than usual

[adzy-drawz]

GUAH

#colin the computer #dhmis colin the computer #dhmis colin #traditional art #WHY DID THE QUALITY DIE AUUGHH #anyways #I’m back 🤪 #happy pride! Sorry I haven’t been posting like at all #bright colors tw #eyestrain #adzy drawz

[photmath]

I attempted to write an academic rivals to lovers trope for Trent but got lost within the plot at some point and it’s unsalvageable, so I’m sososo sorry LMFAOOO

#trent alexander arnold x reader #em.writes #it will be written eventually #feel like I just wrote a whole lot of nothing but it will be posted anyway 🤪

[sunachilles]

it feels like due to the time of the revival's release (2016) and the inclusion of artists who already had some kind of fandom around themselves, falsettos got what i can only describe as a hyper-tumblr fandom treatment that may work for something like be more chill or heathers or mean girls but really does not work when there is such a serious and real subject at the core of the story.

oh absolutely, it’s so unfortunate that the falsettos fandom is on the same level as the sort of “cringe” musical theatre fandoms ppl make fun of like hamilton + the shows u mentioned and then the show itself is actually this beautiful and profound story about self-acceptance and love and the devastation of the aids crisis. now we have fourteen year olds trying to use the same meme format for falsettos they use for bmc or deh and it’s just terribly tone deaf.

#like idk grow up read a book be normal. #and I get being young and trying to be funny but time and place #plus you have to be open to learning. a lot of these people also get weirdly defensive like fuck dude chill out lol #and I get that most of us weren’t even alive during the throes of the crisis but fuck even if you only know about it from the musical #you can tell it’s devastating #and if you don’t know about it then just read about it!! you have the world at your fingertips! It’s that simple!!! learn smth new! #anyway. #can’t wait to be accused of bullying for this post🤪 #ask #anon

[vulpixhoney]

ways they could've kept the theme of the gods punishing people labeled as monsters and it's actually more complicated then that" without including the bullshit sexist Ovid "myth" of Athena and Poseidon:

Athena is still the one that helps Perseus slay Medusa, so it would still make sense for her to hate Athena and by proxy Annabeth. To Medusa she was just out here living her life, her and her sisters were just existing. And then the gods suddenly decided she deserved to die. And in most versions of the myth Perseus was just after her essentially as a spoil of war, to offer her head to a king. Or, as a tool to kill said king. She could be angry about that, angry at Athena for helping a couple of mortals kill her, angry at demigods and men for using her as a tool or prop for their own selfish reasons. Angry that she's still considered a monster in need of slaying, and not a woman, a person. Gorgons were considered powerful, revered even. Their visage in Ancient Greece was used above doorways, on coins and jewelry, as a symbol of protection. Like there's such good material here, that's actually accurate to Greek myths and doesn't perpetrate the writing of some misogynistic Roman poet.

#fuck ovid all my homies hate ovid #i know this is like. a niche criticism. im aware lol #but i HATE this “version” or the story #like as someone that practices Hellenic polytheism it honestly infuriates me whenever i see people toting Ovid's story around #im not even that close with athena but i burn with a fury whenever i see people claim this as part of the myths #bc its so misogynistic to her like?? he literally wrote this story to slander her specifically #and like. if youre going to misinterpret the gods at least use greek myths #ovid was literally roman #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #🤪 #anyway #(if this is confusing i made a post earlier complaining about them using this FAKE story in the show)

[tianhai03]

kinda felt like drawing 5dante but closer to how i really want to draw him and not how he looks in canon. so Behold, A Tiny Taste Of My Insane Thoughts About Dante

#most of the time i keep these more deranged and messy doodles only on twitter but #yknow what some you guys seem to appreciate it when i draw him a little cray cray so here you go #i also forgor to give him top scars pretend they were there but they healed up bc of his regenerative powers #devil may cry #dante(dmc) #doodles #tee hee when he's a little crazy and insane🤪 #this is what happens when i dont sleep enough and get tired. im too powerful when i dont give a shit about what im drawing and posting #i already kept most of my other thoughts out of this those are for another day huhuhu #anyway. i should go sleep before i say anything else. #gn #allyart

[neyxmessi]

#neymessi #saw this on my fyp #thought it was pretty cool #maybe it’s cringe idk #posting it anyway 🤪