Hey baby are you happy to see me or is that Sting: the short-sword work of Elvish smiths created during the elder days, which would glow with a cold blue light if orcs were nearby, in your hand?
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man idk if they can beat this raid boss this year
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Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce
Dancing at the Chiefs 2024 Super Bowl afterparty
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The "Stop Jewish Hate" Super Bowl commercial was not bought by Israel, but by an American-based nonprofit. It is only about anti-Jewish hate crimes in the United States. It does not mention Israel, Zionism, Palestine, or anything about the wars and genocides in the Middle East. Anyone saying otherwise is spreading disinformation.
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i think my life’s divine purpose or whatever is actually is to be my weed smoking girlfriend’s weed smoking girlfriend
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Me and the guy I swear I can’t stand
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For all my fellow name nerds out there, I am very pleased to present the second annual "Gloyd Roberson Memorial List of Actual Human Children Who Wrote Letters to Santa in 1920s/30s Oklahoma".
These aren’t all necessarily “weirder than Gloyd” but fall into three rough categories which I’ve dubbed: “that’s got a nice ring to it”, “if I used this in a novel it would be considered too unrealistic” and “you’ve got 5 seconds to name a character that lives in 1920s Oklahoma, GO!”:
Selvyn Atteberry
Dyer Banfield
Bert Baxter
Hilda Bender
Imogene Berry
Heloise Blakely
Burl Boyer
Clyda Pearl Boyington
Okal Brooks
Vada Jo Bricker
Deverett Brumley
Lee Roy Buck
Vivian May Burdue
Donnie Buster
Elmarie Button
Junior Buzzard
Melchor Caldex
Tycene Calhoun
Tiny Bell Callison
Dapalene Caywood
Edney Clopton
Buster Combs
Georgia Countryman
Vantruba Crockett
Alto Day
Buddie DeWayne
Violet Divine
Elwanda Downing
Cletys Durham
Thurlo Epps
Apple Fields
Floyd Fleetwood
Metherine Franklin
Ula Fay French
Wanda Jo Fronterhouse
Irline Fuller
Jack Gritzmaker
J. D. Grizzle
Billie Jean Gulley
Joline Hardcastle
Kaloolah Herrill
Thelias Hatfield
Elva Heavins
Coleman Hewlett
Helen Hillhouse
Virgil Holderby
Katymae Houston
Myree Huffstutlar
Estelline Hurrypack
Blondie Huhm
Lila Lou Jackson
Denver Jones
Vernell Lambert
Sonny Boy Lockart
Dinkey Long (autocorrect really wanted this to be Donkey Kong)
Bamma Lynn
Rep Madden
Standford Mann
Jack Mattingly
Goldia McGee
Madge Messinger
Mauzell Mullins
Jeffie Wayne Muskrat
Archibald Neighbors
Hazel Nickerson
Eulah Oakley
Lyle Oyler
Milburn Partain
Jackson Payne
Montana Phillips
Bobbie Dean Phoenix
Toots Putman
Madonna Mae Rickey
Cyprine Robertson
Juanelle Schneeberger
Billie Jean Sparks
Texanna Smith
Pansy Stetson
Patsy Ruth Stubblefield
Eldon Sweezy
Hoy Trotter
Pearl Vandorien
Leland Weems
Joe Bob West
Wayness Whitely
Buster Wyatt
John Ira Youngblood
Domby Zinn
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