#plz he’s just a boy

[forthetaintedmemes]

Chuuya: We don't HAVE to shoot him.

Arahabaki: Boy if you don't at least bust his kneecaps he's never going to learn.

Chuuya: Yeah no you're right *cocks gun* So anyways....

#please I just need arahabaki to go after Dazai once #like boy you're good but you're springing leaks like a spribkle so plz shut up before the god decides last time was enough saving #I just headcanon Arahabaki trying a Vemon and Eddie situation with Annie anytime Chuuya talks to Dazai #so he has to deal with two brands of sarcasm which is why he's easily pissed #let me have my headcanon without feeding facts #i swear on soukoku #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bsd #dazai osamu #dazai #chuuya #incorrect bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #arahabaki #bsd spoilers #bsd 109

[wowowzersss]

yuuj putting the DOOMED in doomed by the narrative bro cuz wdym he was BORN with a sukuna finger already sealed in him???? 😭😭 kenjaku?? u SICK mf????

#i actually FEEL sick #this poor boy bro #and he’s just a kid. literally 15 #but trust those black flashes?? #thats MY mc #but also . let the nigga breathe plz?? 😭 #itadori yuuji #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk manga #jjk 257 #jjk spoilers #sukuna #kenjaku

[rebouks]

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Ivan: Oh, hey Tills! It’s uh-.. it’s been a while. Matilda: Uh-huh. Ivan: Bruno’s out back if y’wanna come hang out, maybe we can talk or.. whatever. Matilda: Sure. Ivan: Y’know, if y’not feelin’ it anymore we can-… Matilda: What? Ivan: Nothin’, it’s just… Matilda: Does this dress make me look fat? Ivan: [scoffs] I ain’t answer-.. wait, are you pregnant?! Matilda: Sure looks like it. Ivan: Seriously?! Matilda: Mhm. [Ivan catches himself mere seconds before recklessly tackling Tilda, embracing her gently instead] Ivan: Christ-.. why’d y’wait so long t’tell us?! Matilda: [shrugs] I’m telling you now, aren’t I? Ivan: [thickly] I thought you’d changed y’mind, I-… Matilda: Don’t fucking cry about it. [Ivan chokes out a laugh, attempting to swallow the lump in his throat] Ivan: You’ve been t’the doctors, ain’tcha? What’d they say? I could’a-… Matilda: This-.. this is why I didn’t tell you. Ivan: Alright, okay-.. shit, I need a minute. Matilda: Hey, uh-… Bruno: I heard. Matilda: [snorts] It’s wild how different you two are. Bruno: Opposites attract, right? Matilda: Clearly. Bruno: It means a lot, y’know.. to both of us. Matilda: I know. Bruno: I’ll try n’ keep him off your back, but we’re here if you need anything. [Matilda nods appreciatively, forcing a smile] [Matilda’s hesitance doesn’t go unnoticed by Bruno, who swiftly finds himself wishing Ivan hadn’t run off. He’s not quite sure how to comfort her, but he figures a cuddle should do; albeit an awkward one] Bruno: Thank you…

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #matilda douglas #ivan harper #bruno clarke #sdkjsdkjs #don't shame my boy for crying tilda plz #🤧 #she NEEDS him to not make a big deal outta this or she's gonna start freaking out even more than she already is #but how can he NOT?!? #ahhhhhhh #she's been avoiding them for a WHILE #bruno's gonna be like okok freak around me just not her lmao

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 749: The last Straight Road*

(NdT.: same pun Kinaka always makes with his name and the word for straight road)

Pag 1

1: I....

3: Imaizumi-san!!

4: Go- good work!!

Good work!!

You were taking a long time for this lap

Pag 2

1: Yes, teh, I got a fl-fl-flat- my bike!!

Yessir!!

2: It's the tire!!

4: Only tires can get a flat

Ah- damn, yes, that's right

Right!!

6: I thought something like this might have happened, so I brought these

Replacement tubes, tire levers, and a pump. Use them

Pag 3

2: This is unusual!! I never thought Imaizumi-san was the attentive type – is it just for us!?

Yeah!! I thought first and second years were just not important to him....

3: You don't want to use the,?

We'll use them, thank you so much!!

4: You saved us, teh....!!

That's true

6: Ah, uhm... but..... Imaizumi-san

Earlier you said that

7: Sugimoto-san won't come”, what did you mean?

Pag 4

1: He retired

Pag 5

1: He's still displayed on the board, but

3: There's still time until midnight

If Sugimoto-kun....

4: Please leave the possibility open in case Sugimoto-kun wants to come back!!

5: Onoda insisted

6: Re... tired.....

Sugi..... moto-san....

Pag 6

1: He used up all his stamina and mental strength in his fight against Danchiku, and he was defeated

2: You didn't notice because you've been on the course the whole time

4: Ah... actually, when it got dark, Sugimoto-san and Danchiku-san passed us various times... teh

Huh!? That? So at that time-!?

5: You have no time to talk about unimportant things

As soon as you're done with the repairs, run, first years

6: Soon

Pag 7

1: Waa, ye-yes, teh, thank you for the tools

Yeah, there's still 40km

2: If we join our strengths....

Don't cooperate

5: Teh!?

7: From now on, you can't allow yourselves to run like friends

8: Huh....

Our “buddies” stickers.....!?

You have to fight

Pag 8

1: And win the last spot to be an Inter High member!!

Pag 9

1: Fa.... ight....

2: Against.... Kinaka-kun

3: Against.... Rokudai

4: 35km left!!

Gooo!! Kinakaa, Rokudaii!!

Do your best...!!

5: I feel like they'll be able to run the 1000km!!

Amazing!

Ah, but there was no distance between them just now?

Pag 10

1: Fight....

2: The spot as a regular in the two-times national champion, Sohoku....

3: I can't take it by just being friendly....!!

4: And also

5: There's Sugimoto-san's wish!!

Pag 11

1: Wa- wait, please, Imaizumi-san

But.... if in this training camp the condition to become the sixth regular was to finish the 1000km first....

2: Then why did Sugimoto-san and Danchiku-san race!?

4: I came here to give you a message from Sugimoto

5: I think, I think it's necessary, you know

Sohoku is a team that connect and support each other

6: Just like during our first year, you, Naruko, and Onoda, connected your wishes and aimed for the goal

7: And last year Kaburagi ran with Aoyagi-san and carried the team until the mountains on the third day

8: So I think we need it

9: Our third year Inter High members

Pag 12

1: Definitely need a “first year”!!

3: Even if he knew he was making his own situation worse, he thought about the best shape for the team would be

4: He accepted it, and fought

Pag 13

1: For the fifth place

3: Among the first years, those two are left, I look forward to see what they do!!

That's too much food

4: Danchiku probably understood it, too

That's why he fought with all his strength

6: Now you two have to run with the weight of those expectations on your back!!

7: Fight, against your opponent and against yourself!! Use all your strength

Pag 14

1: And pull to yourself that last jersey!!

2: Straaa-

Pag 15

1: Straight roaaad!!

2: - traight!!

3: …. ngh

Ugh.....

4: Kinaka-kun.....

5: Don't cry, Rokudai!!

Pag 16

1: What are you doing, oi!! I'll leave you behind like this!! I'll tear you off!!

If you give up, then it's lucky for me!!

2: My goal has always been the Inter High jersey!!

To get back at those senpai who made fun of me!!

3: To show it to the Onii-san who taught me how to ride bikes!!

So, for that....

6: So I'm telling you not to cry!!

Pag 17

1: But, Kinaka-kun....

It's that your “Straitgh road”, wasn't fast at all....!!

4: You knee? It's your knee, right?

Since when? Since a while ago?

5: Since when we were at about 800km

Pag 18

1: It's a race, Rokudai

2: You should have told me, teh

I didn't notice, teh!!

3: I'm such an incapable former manager, teh....

4: Since when I lost to you in the first years' race

6: I've been thinking that I would definitely not lose the next time we race

7: Even though the truth is that I don't really care about that anymore

So, once again...

Pag 19

1: It's a race, Rokudai!!

3: Let's do it, Rokudai!!

I can't, teh

4: Race me, pedal!!

I don't want to, teh....

5: Fight me!!

I won't pedal, teh

Pag 20

1: Because, if I fight you now, Kinaka-kun, I'll end up winning, teh

Pag 22

1: With that kindness of yours, support our senpai during the Inter High

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 749 #the tags arent enough for the essay i want and need to write about this chapter #most painful chapter but also one of the best chapter of the whole manga imho #IVE BEEN CRYING SINCE YESTRDAY WTF WATANABE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BABIES #YOU NEED TO PAY FOR MY THERAPY NOW #kinaka and roku's relationship is probably the most wholesome in the whole manga i love them so much #and this chap HURT SO BAD OH MY GOD #kinakaaaaa you're so strong for this ;A; the way he didnt want to tell roku about his knee bc he knew that roku would break #the way he even tried to provoke him to push him to race!! and he says he didnt want to lose against him again! but!! #He actually doesnt care about that anymore!!! hes just doing this for rokudai!!! #And rokuuuu!!! baby boy ;A; hes the purest boy ever!!! He didnt want to win like this against kinaka he didnt want to leave him behind ;A; #leave me alone im gonna cry forever ;A; (no actually dont leave me alone keep me company in my suffering plz) #page 21 is forever ingraved in my soul #even tho imaizumi told them not to cooperate in the end they did support each other until the last moment ;A; #(on a lighter not im happy that we finally have a reason for the race btwn sugimoto and danchiku - they both knew the team needed a first #year* so only one of them could be on the team)

[crashcitycentral]

Bart has been banned from every casino in Vegas due to his card counting abilities. It’s not like he even has to try to do it, it just happens. One of those things he off handedly notices when looking at everything around him. He doesn’t go out of his way to look at other peoples cards with his superspeed, he doesn’t actually believe in cheating, but it’s not like he can turn off his observational skills.

That being said, Kon trying to invite his buddy out for a wild night on the town is really difficult to do because he doesn’t know where Bart’s been banned from.

Kon: Pack your bags, we’re going to Vegas!

Bart: Ooo Vegas! …What’s in Vegas?

Kon: What isn’t in Vegas, Imp? There’s great sights, hot girls, delicious foods, fun casinos!

Bart, sighing dramatically: I can’t go into those.

Kon: what do you mean?

Bart: Apparently I’m on a ‘on sight’ list. All gambling districts know my face and kick me out the moment I step on the property.

Kon: … what??

Bart: I know right! I wasn’t even doing it on purpose! It’s not like I was actually in it to steal their money. I was under cover, helping Tim out on recon.

Kon: … right. So then, no Casino’s for you then. Strip club?

Bart: You know I don’t enjoy those. And I’m taken. The last time you took me to one I was mistaken for a dancer and dragged into the changing rooms.

Kon: You look great in fishnet.

Bart: Thank you.

Kon: okay, how about… a bar?

Bart: Neither of us can get drunk.

Kon: Ugh

Bart: What about that techno club? Dancing is easy, and fun.

Kon: Sensitive ears.

Bart: Ah. Nevermind then. I have some contacts in the music industry, I can get us in a concert Hall with backstage passes if there’s any good live shows going on.

Kon: Why do you have contacts in the music industry?

Bart: I was in a two person band in highschool and got scouted by this one dude. Long story.

Kon: The more I learn about your highschool days the more in awe I get.

Bart: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#plz hes just a boi #bart embodies >:3 #bart allen #impulse #kon kent #dc comics #young justice #dc

[turtleblogatlast]

My rambling is always cut off by the tag limits 😔

#you know what I’m saying it here since the tags cut me off #the pink brand shirt was cute actually #it was the sweatband that made it bad #and the tucking in of the shirt #if that wasn’t included it’s a cute look that I see people wear all the time plz I’m begging #Leo isn’t bad at this he just goes too far 😭 #and also #I love how Mikey actually has a similar eye for this as Donnie #their disguise hoodies are even identical #which makes sense as they are the more hands on artistic people in the fam just in different ways #alternatively Donnie GAVE Mikey the hoodie which is just as good if not better #but yeah as i was writing prev post I started thinking about the popular ideas of Leo’s style and such and was like man #people always go one or the other for him #plz he’s not a frat boy he really really isn’t 😭 #idk it just kinda bothers me when people wave away the fact that his face man status isn’t just pushed by himself but by others too? #*incoherent muttering* #I could write an essay on this but I feel like that would be too long winded even for me kdkdkd

[asillydreamer-on-a-crazyworld]

Alan screams Gentle dom energy to me and no one can change my mind about that.😌

#shh just a little bit more love #You're so pretty when you moan for me #And jeff being like “plz plz ... I just want you” #And Alan smiles as he leaves kisses on his neck and slowly goes south #letting him feel the pressure of his full #soft lips on it #Slowly letting his tongue taste how his Boys skin is hot and salty under him #And he can't help but torture him a little bit by saying: #AlanJeff #pit babe the series #Srsly #Imagine Alan in a scene with Jeff tied up to the bed and so touch starved but #Alan just keep giving him soft touches barely let him feel the warmness of his skin #Alan telling him OH #you have me my love. So just let me savor you #bit by bit. You trust your alpha #don't you? #I AM BEGGING #I NEED MORE ALANJEFF FANFICS

[widevibratobitch]

when i say i am obsessed with him

#'indescribable insolence' <3333 #dumas writing aramis in '20 years after': #i am going to create a character that is so egdy sarcastic provocative and irritating to everyone around him #and im gonna make stirring shit being an asshole and gruesome murder his favourite hobbies #and he did just as he said. bless him. #most character ever #and what makes him even better is the contrast between 20YA!aramis and t3M!aramis. its hilarious. #my man really went feral. midlife crisis some call it. i call it character development of all time. i call it serving cunt. #aramis as a musketeer a soldier a man in a profession where you're literally paid for killing people: #sweetness and mildness personified writes poetry and theology essays in his free time never gambles dreams about dedicating his life to god #aramis as a priest: whooo boy i hope i get to fUCKING KILL A PERSON TODAY >:D #anyway. i love him a normal amount or something. #the three musketeers #alexandre dumas #anyway. i reread this scene and the charenton battle today because it's definitely in my top 3 aramis moments #also the english translation on the gutenberg page omits two lines of dialogue that i remembered from my polish translation #and it goes something like #de Chatillon says 'i think you're looking for a fight sir' to which Aramis basically responds with 'oh nooo you *think*? Imao'. iconic. #(and its even funnier cause that makes athos immediately go 'aramis stfu plz' and aramis just goes 'no <3' im obsessed with them) #vingt ans apres #do i have a #twenty years after #tag?? not sure tbh i think i dont but tagging just in case ig

[coconut530]

GO FRENCHIE GO!!!!

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #HOOOOOO BOY A BIG ONE TODAY! PLUTO BACKSTORY LOOK AT HIM AND HIS TWO WHOLE EYES #Ngl I thought he already was in Paris with the buildings outside #Oop there’s dad uhhh hey Buddy don’t hurt Pluto #Yeah he earned his own money (working where I wonder) he can spend it how he wants to and see the lights! #Him yelling at his dad mmmm so good Pluto voice very fun to do #OW WHY’D YOU CUT HIS EYEBALL THAT’S SO RUDE #NO IT’S NOT TEARS (IT IS) IT’S BLOOD YOU IDIOT LOOK WHAT YOU DID WHAT DID I JUST ASK YOU NOT TO DO #YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S NOT A MAN #ACK MONTRESOR an aside the way they went in between flashbacks and current day this ep was very well done #NO WHY DO YOU HAVE A MACHETE SIR PLZ DON’T USE IT ALL HE HAS IS A CROWBAR #Gosh it’s just like Shiloh there were no bullets butcha pulled the trigger and what does that say about you #NO DON’T CUT HIM BUT YES DUKE CAN GET OUT OF ANYTHING (DID PLUTO KNOW WHO HE WAS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE) IT’S ALL PART OF THE DAMN TRICK! #OH NO NOT THE WATER TORTURE CELL #DARN GUY ON THE SIDE WHOEVER THE HECK YOU ARE I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH POE AGAIN #LOOK HOW PANICKED HE IS GET HIM OUT OF THERE #DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU IDIOT IT’S NOT ABOUT PRAISE PRAISE CAN’T DO ANYTHING HERE DON’T SMILE AT HIM WHILE HE’S DROWNING #MANIFESTATIONNNNNNNN OMG I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE HIS SPECTRE CARD AND DESIGN AND VIBES AND AFTER THIS LENORE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE #AND I HAVE AN ART PIECE LINED UP I LITERALLY JUST NEED HIS SPECTRE DESIGN AND THEN IT’S LIKE DONE SO SO SO SUPER EXCITED!!

[hyenaeggs]

i was wondering if i could get some advice from any furby-fixing experts out there!

i’ve attached a video showing what i’m doing, but basically i’m attempting the “smack it til it works again” method on my valentine furby (after turning the gear inside for a while).

there is a gear whirring noise, it’s long and then it slows down. is this positive? or is there more i can do? is there any hope to hear my dear ol’ Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar’s voice again?

any help is appreciated, thanks for reading!

#furby #safe furby #furblr #furby fixing #he’s just a boy! a lad! plz help him

[koskela-knights]

I am unwell 😳👀🍆

(Recorded from Champion of Light's vid on YT

also i couldn't upload the gif for being too big 😳😔 )

#HELLO??? Is anyone seeing this #ilmo enjoyers come look at this 0.25x slowed down close up shot of our man #ilmo koskela #my posts #oops thirst post #the thirst continues and thickens just like ilmo's ilmo's iillmo's #alan wake 2 #is he just going commando here???? just schlong all out under there?!!?? SIR PLZ 😭 #i knew something was up but ehhh ooh boy #they hid their pippeli's with beer cans and also pixel censored the floats #but then forgot to censor his sausage in the adventure ad #an adventure indeed 👀 jfc #Ilmo's sausage is so massive it can't be contained in a gif and posted on here 😔

[mikeluciraphgabe]

#obikin #specifically fics that are funny with the codependency #sorta like #ani: I want Obi 🙁🙁 #but he’s busy and doesn’t want me to bother him🙁🙁 #daddyyyy pleaseeeee #and Obi: I want my padawan #but surely he’s busy being a padawan and exploring the world #I just want my boy 🙁 #obiwan #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #anakin and obi wan #Star Wars #star wars clone wars #plus ten points of Cody and Rex are all: plz just fuck already

[kil9]

taemin fans dont want him to meet and fall in love with them like in the wattpad fics. they want gory criminal-based manga, homoerotic hannibal style, multiple volumes

#99.txt #who is with me grrrrgrgrgrrrggrr #who will be insane abt susino with me plzplz plz i think about them too much #i will also accept him making a movie abt them.... #use your film degree boy. #anyway this is the one aspect where tumblr annoys me bc not enough ppl are willing to be insane and nerdy abt his stuff #its all ''ououh hmm 🧐🧠 perhaps the 'criminal' is fame itself'' #and not enough drawing him anime style with one angel wing and one devil wing covered in blood !!!!!!!!!!! #not enough drawing him kissing his evil alter ego on the mouth !!!!!!! even hes doing it in the posters come on !!!!! #stop being pretentious our boy is a GEEK. plz be a little more fun abt his stuff plzplz plz #ugh fine I WILL DRAW him with one angel wing and one devil wing covered in blood 🙄🙄 i gotta carry out ALL his wishes #cos everyone else is all about the realism WATEVER #the twitter ppl get me. right now everyone is in cardcaptor sakura!taem obsession mode #idk abt western shawol twt i only follow like 3 of u the rest are boring..... #its just reposting clips or pics or whatever and being like ''WOW he SLAYED'' what EVER !!!!!! and it gets 700000 likes #the rest of the world IS drawing him edgelord style with one angel wing and one devil wing like god intended !!!!!!!!!! or in maid outfits #get a grip !!!!!!! get him in the magical girl outfit boy ! #sorry gksdjhsdgsd im going insane i just want the fanbase on here to be a little more fun. that sometimes i lose my mind #cos as cool as my twitter circle is. im the only one who speaks english 💀

[cerealmonster15]

Jamil: uggghhh azuls gonna be so critical and picky when he judges my food 😒

Azul when he judges Jamil’s food:

[praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily prai

#literally not one ounce of criticism. just excessively going on about how perfect it is #jamiazu #i love this story so much it makes me laugh #azul: h- #Jamil: oh for the love of GOD why are YOU of ALL PEOPLE here #azul: haha I’m looking forward to it 🤗 <- unfazed by Jamil blatantly bullying him lmao #azul buttering him up is so funny #but it’s also cute bc Jamil Actually Smiled at some of it #like he takes pride in his cooking!!! and he was being appreciated :) #but also I fucking cry at Jamil’s flashback #Jamil: yeah Ace and Floyd said my food looked boring so anyway I’m becoming the joker now #that’s his real villain origin story lol #and the the 💜💜plz come work at mostro lounge💜💜 #this boy does not quit lol

[dannyriccloverrr]

To those people

#keep it out of the Danny tag yeah? #oh and grow the fuck up #I cba with all ur bull shit about daniel #hating him bc he’s marketable? #tell me ur dumb in words next time #acting like daniel has control over what admins post is crazyyyyyy #my man is in Italy rn trying to get ready for next week #I can tell u now my boy hasn’t even looked at insta so #leave Daniel out of ur childish moaning plz thanx #daniel ricciardo #and I think what people don’t understand is that #most of us Danny fans saw what happened to NDV #literally happen to our own driver?!!? #being happy for Daniel and being sad for NDV can co exist #if NDV’s team didn’t leak the news early we might not even be having this convo… #<<< about him not look at insta #he’s just posted so he has looked at insta nowwww but like hahahaha

[notthebestatart]

Okay hear me out HEAR ME OUT PLZZ!

...

They give all of team bolas... elytras!

Plz I begs

#qsmp #qsmp team red #qsmp team bolas #plz i just want phil to have his wings back #make them all avians #cat boy cellbits dead hes now a birb #slime just idk he turns into a hot air balloon or sum idk