#plus im straight

[zelphin124]

Zelphin, can I marry nog-

Actually better question.

ZELPHIN WILL YOU MARRY M-/silly

Nog questions always go to @doodlenovaa 😄 she takes more charge of it than I.

On the other hand, you're sweet but no thank you. I already have my eye on someone 👀

#ask #marriage? #idek anymore #no i dont like the idea of you also being married to many other people #nuh uh #my jealousy and loyalty are to extreme for that #plus im straight

[jorrated]

always wondered what STC would've been like if instead of just making Eggman evil on a single event, it kinda jumbled his brain a lot and make him have brief moments of lucidity as Kintobor. give him the ice king treatment ya know

#jo.art #sonic the hedgehog #which would give a reason as to why sonic doesnt just straight up kill eggman #not that he would i think #hes like 15 #and would give some sort of drive to keep fighting eggman #in the hopes of maybe 'this time we'll de-jumble' his brain' #plus i dont like the concept of AI holo-kintobor #kintobor should be a sort of dead figure #holo ovi over there takes away from ovi becoming eggy #anyway. #i have so many notes on how id reboot the stc comics #SPECIALLY with SA2 in mind #just as a note #in the last few pannels ovi is looking at his reflection #but like. has no fucking clue whats going on #he doesnt know he turned into eggman and sonic is asking if hes himself? absolutely bananas #but also hes the kinda of dude to try to hold his shit to not scare the kid (sonic) so hes playing like things are kinda under control #what im trying to say is that kintobor is kinda of a dad and is trying to not freak out his son #doesnt work out tho this situation is fucked #and ive given up drawing properly in the last few pannels im sure you can tell #fleetway #sonic the comic

[spider-man-2o99]

“why are you always only ever talking about, like, spider-man 2099’s childhood and mental health issues instead of posting panels of him Biting People” uh. because... spider-man 2099 the comic book... also does this.?

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #xina kwan #marvel #comics #comic panels #i earnestly am not trying 2 gatekeep here lol i Desperately Want people to read spider-man 2099 and ALSO Like The Thing I Really Really Like #but. (deeply bitter) The Internet Does As The Internet Is i guess. #plus i Already Have posted every single panel of him Biting People that currently exists. and then ppl left viscerally uncomfortable tags. #..well. Viscerally Uncomfortable for Me. obv the people Leaving those additions seemed pleased as punch to publicly puke em onto my lap. #urgh woof i Know it's a Bad Idea 2 bring attention 2 it bcuz this specific breed of Pest thrives on Attention but like. i am so Tired #like one of those panels was an instance of the main character rebuffing an attempted assault Put Your Pants On And Quit Moaning. Christ. #this is My Personal Blog. i post abt this comic because im autistic and it's been my special interest for going on like 10yrs. #if i decide i want to Stop Posting about it then i will just Stop Posting About It. and i will tell people Why if it is for any reason. #but i just. /jesus/ yall. go be intolerably Straight somewhere else. my house isnt the place for that i just Block Creeps.

[cheriboms]

doctober day 28: metallic

local old man doesnt "get" the youths, pt 1/??

#back to the future #bttf #doctober #doctober 2023 #marty mcfly #doc brown #emmett brown #christopher lloyd #michael j fox #my arts #my sketchy wip arts #im not saying marty definitely had braces... but im saying marty definitely had braces #basing it all on that scene in bttf3 where bufords gang randomly talks about martys teeth. thats my proof !!! #plus apparently average amt of time to have them is like a year so like its POSSIBLE. (i had them for like 3+ years so go off i guess 😒) #anyway this isnt late B) but it almost is bc i was still debating TODAY what to even do >_>; #but here we are so yeah <3 #the generational difference of 'polite/goody two shoes' vs 'degenerate/badass' being seen as good and bad things respectively #docs thoughts: hooligan bad!! respectable citizen good :) -> martys thoughts: im not a nerd PLEASE GOD IM COOL I SWEAR #ps tell me marty WOULDNT ask the local disgraced scientist hes known for like 3 months to do literal surgery on him. theyre ride or die PLS #< for all the trans!marty truthers that also applies to u. i think we can all agree hes not above just straight up asking. king

[yourplaceinaugust]

making non tumblr user friends was a mistake bc i was ranting about symbrock to my friend and ended it by saying "the third movie needs to be rated r so they can fuck" and my friends only response was "what the fuck"

#inner thoughts to keep me sane #like im noy saying i want to watch them have sex #im literally asexual i dont fw sex scenes #i just think it'll be really funny for all of the straight guys who watch the movie thinking it's gonna be violent #plus like i want them to be so explicitly canon it cant be denied #and my friend was like ummm i dont want to see that #and it took everything in me to say #um well then these movies aren't for you? #he was talking about how he doesn't want yhem to fuck and wants their baby to be born in a lab #and i was like what? huh? #i just want them to fuck bc it'll be so funny #also bc theyre in love and deserve it #to all my non symbrock shipper mutuals who saw this i apologize #venom 2018 #venom movie #symbrock

[curioscurio]

being raised american baptist until high school will fuck you up so bad.

it teaches you that you are, by nature, inherently an evil creature constantly sinning and committing shameful acts just for existing. you dont deserve love or relief or happiness or joy because you are just that horrible for existing. that you can never be Enough to make up for the sin of being born.

:) but dont worry! Some Guy died a horrible death so that your pathetic self is allowed the privileges of living. :) * hope you like Some Guy because now he's the most important person in your life btw.

*ONLY if you follow our special book of make believe rules and try your hardest to indoctrinate other people into this lifestyle

then MAYBE God will think you've scraped up enough Good Boy Points to escape the innumerable forms of painful and grotesque Eternal Torture in the afterlife (that you deserve btw.)

also your non-believer friends and your pets are going to hell (which is a real place) no matter what. they tell you all this when you're 5 using puppets

#im venting but it really does fuck you up when youre raised as a child with this mindset #most of it isnt like censored for kids either they straight up tell you you go to hell for sinning like lying or disobeying your parents #that plus various other trauma = a crippling guilt complex and emotions so repressed that its actively lowering my quality of life #sorry i have been repressing probably every traumatic event thats happened in my life since i was young

[ima-ghost-art]

I feel like no one has mentioned that dan OFFERED TO GIVE HUNCH UPPIES????

#like it was such a small moment i nearly missed it #but its when Hunch is about climb the fire escape and Dan just casually asks do you need me to give you Uppies?? #(or something along those lines) #and im like.... the episode was full of other ship content (A with both fawn AND flight and Imelda straight up getting engaded!!) #plus dan and Hunch were only really with eachother at the start #but its lowkey such a cute moment??? #like if hunch needed the moxie and it was dan boosting him up????? #I NEED THIS!!!! #dimension 20 #mentopolis #dan fucks #hunch curio

[yuuugay]

all of em are pretty different since i didnt think it through jskbcdkjavcd but the 4 gods from @uroboros-if 👍👍👍👍👍

#uroboros if #all their hair is moving one way or another because my shaky ass hands could never straight line #also because im fruity #this will be the first and last time i draw salv's hair ornament because that itself took me a hot minute #it was fun lowkey #lineart kinda like that though #very one track minded #i dont notice anything else but this digital black line i control #it wsa therapeutic #and i was listening to butterfly by loona #im pretty sure i blacked out while drawing masc ciocana because it took me 15 minutes and i dont remember what happened kqshbjlsdv #once again debby ryan hair tucking gif at alessi because 🥺👉👈🥺👉👈 hand in marriage till death do us apart pls #i love uroboros man :((( ive been thinking of it 4 the past days #actually my thoughts are mostly just; #shepherds of haven and hero maker and uroboros and doing a sht ton line art #this is like probably my 8th lineart this weekened #plus 1 for acorn bell #so 9 technically #im pretty proud of myself

[animentality]

I know hunger games is good, I just can't put myself through a sad dark dystopian world where things are sad and dark and suck and everyone hates each other and everyone dies.

Like I could watch the news...

#the hunger games #thg #its why ive avoided the books too #like im sure katniss is a grim faced survivor who also happens to be super hot and sexy #but i dont know man #i know government is bad #you are correct #i agree with you already bestie #dont see what else i can learn from hunger games other than heres how we should revolt but wont bc people will only see thg as fiction #with not practical application irl #plus i cant watch two straight people fall in love #sorry #i believe when people say its good #i just dont think itd make me feel anything personally #i already know who dies anyway #its not the sexy love interest #its the non character

[bitchwholikesshitposting]

Fucking love the idea of the chassis being an amplifier because you kinda get the best of both worlds from the whole chassis theory argument where wheatley's still being influenced but you keep the complexity of his character intact, plus you get the double whammy existential crisis of being driven to do horrible things but still having to deal with the fact after you come to your senses that no matter which way you look at it was still all you. In this essay I will

Ignore the giant rant in the tags its 1 AM

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley #bc like the chassis definitely AFFECTED wheat man. but i think that some people it was like mind control??? and nah its more like #someones being a big asshole to you and you half-jokingly go in your head “im gonna kill this person”. because you're genuinely that annoye #but you dont actually do it bc obviously you shouldnt and you were never intending to actually do so. #yeah imagine if you actually DID that #you HAD that thought. you FELT that anger. #and the only thing that you needed to pull the trigger on that gun was a little push over the cliff. and you put yourself on the edge of it #imagine that and thats how i see that #a lot of the stuff wheatley blurts out in the chassis is from like a genuine place too #he sounds genuinely hurt #genuinely angry and sad and confused #hes genuinely THAT upset. #plus there are even points where he seems to be enjoying his time in the chassis. #he does these goofy villain lines and laughs at the thought of you fucking dying #obviously the chassis is a terrible thing to be in and the bad moments outweigh the good but nontheless. #this seems less like straight up direct control #or just him functioning normally #this sounds like what happens when you remove a very fucked up man's inhibitions and just let him go apeshit #because lets be real. wheatleys always been slightly unhinged. just in the funne haha tumblr way up until that point #he smashed a window casually and briefly laughed while a bunch of turrets were being thrown into a fire #hes not exactly evil either but hes definitley not like #okay #i mean we all knew that look at the fucking boss battle lines but #anyways the point is i fucking love the implications of that #the existential crisis that would cause #imagine going through that and having to question like #what was you? did you really want all of that? did you ALWAYS want it? where does the chassis begin and you END? #GODDDDD that headcannon goes so hard

[halcified]

i Knowww mp100 has stuff thats more difficult to watch in later seasons (cough. shou and his dad during all of the world domination arc, mogamiland, etc) but the episode that continues to be the most Ruthlessly Brutal to me will aaaalways be episode 5 with mob and teru. theres something unparalleled in seeing a character who is widely beloved and contrasting it with their first appearance and just how Violent it is

i think we all downplay just how cruel teru was which is understandable but the rest of the violence in this show feels fantastical, at least a little, due to the nature of esp but its especially cruel and real watching a (onesided) fight between two fourteen year olds. theyre in middle school! theyre fourteen! its fucked up and horrifying and gruelling-- this is the episode that raises the stakes. the one that says, in a world full of spirits and psychics, how fucked would it be if a kid tried to kill with their bare hands

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #text #mp100 meta #sorta but like this episode from terus pov makes me insaaaane #heres a boy who is entrenched in violence. now what if there was someone who decided to be kind #not to mention the genre subversion here is sooo good #this is where the show takes a Sharp Turn from potentional Fun Psychic Fights! and nosedives straight into 'Hey thats horrifying actually?' #so so so good like actually #plus everytime i show someone this episode i start stimming bc! my boy!! my boy is here!! #and they look at me like ive lost my fucking mind . because im stimming while teru beats the shit out of mob

[fluxedbuds]

its never going to stop being funny to me that the main mark of a good build is Having As Much (Matching) Shit Jammed In There As Possible. its the same with animal crossing. it needs to be So fucking busy. you better have every weed you can find on that grass. minimum of 10 different blocks per color area. scramble that path right the fuck now

#5 million spruce trapdoors. ok thats a different thing but its Also funny. bitches love my spruce (sees my own build) this time im really g #also. it makes total sense if you think about it bc its a game made of straight lines. of course having a ton of variety is desirable #the goal is to make it look as not limited to cubes as you can. so having a Mess is good bc it obscures the straight lines involved #plus yknow limited space means having more detail is impressive. chisel n bits youre NOT invited #idk whats up with the spruce though lmao #footnotes

[therealidiotmcgee]

I just think they’re funny- based off of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/6Sj7tlZ570w?feature=share

#No straight roads #Mayday nsr #dj subatomic supernova #neon j nsr #neonnova #plus Mayday as an annoying third wheel #i know im not properly gonna finish this especially with art fight going on so here it is anyway #my art

[trying-to-be-cool-abt-it]

"girlhood is taylor swift <3" i am going to rip your throat out

#btw this is not a ts hate post #im just saying there are millions of girls who don't like her music who must feel pretty annoyed with ppl assuming all women like her #plus her music is from a primarily straight lens (not saying this is a bad thing just the truth!) #and there are so many queer women who don't feel represented by her music #idk what this is #rant ig? #taylor swift

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I'm very, very, *very* tired of straight people going to gay bars, then getting mad that there's gay people there.

#a while back it was a woman physically attacking a guy because she didnt like that he was gay #at the gay bar #this time it was several straight men hitting on girls and getting mad when they weren't interested #plus a straight guy hitting on me thinking im a girl and telling me all id need to do to get his dick is shave my face #then he got mad when i wasnt interested #plus i saw this thing on instagram that said 'if youre a straight woman thinking about having your Bachelorette party at a gay bar #consider this: dont' #and the comments were full of 'oh so you want women to get drugged and raped and murdered' #enter the 'thats a whole new sentence' meme

[certifiedbi]

With David Alonso's 18th birthday in 6 days I would like to remind everyone that I have a gun

#this is actually a tiktok related problem but im complaining on here because i can #but srsly just because he is of age doesnt mean you can just jump straight on him like hes still a babie #plus he still LOOKS like a baby like that boy looks no older than 12 #so tiktok creeps LEAVE HIM ALONE #david alonso #motogp #moto3