#like im noy saying i want to watch them have sex

[yourplaceinaugust]

making non tumblr user friends was a mistake bc i was ranting about symbrock to my friend and ended it by saying "the third movie needs to be rated r so they can fuck" and my friends only response was "what the fuck"

#inner thoughts to keep me sane #like im noy saying i want to watch them have sex #im literally asexual i dont fw sex scenes #i just think it'll be really funny for all of the straight guys who watch the movie thinking it's gonna be violent #plus like i want them to be so explicitly canon it cant be denied #and my friend was like ummm i dont want to see that #and it took everything in me to say #um well then these movies aren't for you? #he was talking about how he doesn't want yhem to fuck and wants their baby to be born in a lab #and i was like what? huh? #i just want them to fuck bc it'll be so funny #also bc theyre in love and deserve it #to all my non symbrock shipper mutuals who saw this i apologize #venom 2018 #venom movie #symbrock

[shlutnutt]

You're done for

it simply looks like he said "you're done for" so thats the title

i like this too much for it to be written in like 20 minutes lmfao//kinda rushed through, wanted to write this fic idea before i'd forget

warnings: slight daddy kink, spanking, thigh riding, fingering, oral sex, kinda caught up in the end

"Babe.. what the hell are you doing here?" questions Kit in an insignificant whisper, wiping some rust off of his hands with an overused wash cloth. "I just wanted to see you." you admit, turning your head to the side to let out an evil smirk.

"You know im like.. working right, babe?" responds Kit, this time reaching over to the mini fridge to offer you a snack.

Kit, despite from being such a beloving gentleman, had his little soft and weak spots for you in which you were more than overly aware of, the thought producing a slight intense eye contact to form onto the cross-armed man patiently waiting for an answer.

"Please not now, Y/N." says Kit in his worned out sarcastic tone, 100% predicting that you were up to something.. not so very much appropriate for a mechanic shop. "Nobody's back here babe, really quick? 5 minutes?" you insist needing your lover more than ever.

"So.. what im hearing is, it takes me 5 minutes to cum?" Kit asked confusingly, offended really.

"Hmm.. I don't quite remember."

"Oh you don't?"

"Not quite really."

"Just kiss me already, Y/N" demanded Kit, already fed up with your distractions.

"What if I don't want to?" you tease, slowly zipping down the track suit top you wore, of course just to seduce him. Kit's eyes traced your body getting lost to the sight of your cleavage before coming back into his senses and harshly gripping his large hand around your neck, choking you, hard. Just how he knew you loved.

"You'll have to be quiet if you want me to touch you." Kit whispered onto your ear, which was honestly all he needed to say for you to nod desperately.

"All right, now be a good girl for me and take your clothes off." he instructed. You of course taking every single item of clothing you had on, allowing your underwear to stay on for him to rip off. "Just fuck me already, please." you pleaded attempting to grab his hardening member through his jeans, which he dodges completely.

"You know not to tell daddy what to do, gorgeous. Specially in that disrespectful tone." says Kit, gripping onto your wrists placing them on a table bending you down carefully, your ass arched up to an angle where he enjoyed the view.

Mentally preparing yourself for Kit's animalistic spanks, you managed to close your eyes tightly, just to feel your lace underwear being slowly shifted to the side. "Gonna be good for me, beautiful?" asked Kit, as his breath fanned your dripping cunt. "I promise i'll be good." you reply, soon feeling Kit's tongue sliding through your dampened folds without a warning, hearing a slight hum escape from his lips to your taste. You hum back as a reply to his tongue against your clit, earning a harsh spank onto your left ass cheek, making you yelp lowly in pain, just to receive another spank onto your right asscheek from the minimal sound you've created.

This time keeping quiet, you feel one of his massive fingers enter you, roughly pumping in and out whilst his tongue wasn't willing to detach itself from you. Nearing your release faster than regular from the sudden adrenaline.

Accidentally moaning now to his tongue forcing itself past your folds, you hear him get up, forcing your head to turn back to face him. Just to encounter Kit, sucking on his fingers dry whilst sitting on an old rusty chair.

"Ki-"

"Shut the fuck up and come here."

His demand taking you by surprise you frightenedly walk up to the man who only eyed you with dark seductive eyes. "Yes sir?" you perpetuate, whilst attempting to grab onto his member once again, recieving a hand slap.

"Bad girls don't get rewarded." was all he said before lifting you up to accommodate you onto his thigh.

"Wanna cum? Make yourself cum, since you can't listen." said Kit, looking down at you pathetically rubbing yourself onto his clothed thigh, which sent nothing more than a pleasurable pain.

While you continued to rub yourself on his thigh he smoked a cigarette, attentively watching down on you soaking up his jeans, your climax not being too far from arriving.

"That's right almost there" teased Kit, having memorized how your legs would tense up just right before cumming, "Fuck, Kit!" you yelled out, as you climaxed onto Kit's thigh, collapsing onto him.

"Wanna puff?" asked Kit completely dodging the fact that he had just got cummed on, whilst lifting up his near worned out cigarette towards your shaky lips.

"Fuck you, Kit." you bluntly reply, earning a soft forhead kiss from your beloved. "I love you too, my beautiful." he replied, admiring your exhausted self on his shoulder.

"Yo Walker, what was all that nois- Oh shit."

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[erixyin]

MLQC Boys as somethings I’ve said to my boyfriend:

Gavin:

“If i commit murder would you rat me out or join me and be my partner in crime?” “... yes”

*falls off the bed* “this is ILLEGAL!”

*gets stuck in a video game* “i dont need help!” *5 minutes later* “i need help!”

“I love you but could you not” [in reference to him changing while im trying to write an essay]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRIMINOLOGY ISNT THE STUDY OF HOW TO BE A CRIMINAL”

*everytime he starts the car* “eheheh vroom vroom”

“SIR I AM CALLING THE POLICE” “you’re the one under arrest”

“What do you mean i cant have chicken nugs for tea again?”

*him walking in and seeing me wearing his hoodie. Looks away and blushes*

“Dry my hair wind!” “The wind accepts his fate”

“Gimme hugs gimme hugs gimme hugs *hugs* yes sweaty hugs”

“Do you think I’d be a good police officer?” “No”

“Im going to the shops!” “You’re wearing just my hoodie and tshirt” “I’m still going to the shops!”

“So then i realised i couldnt go to the GP- OMG DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY WHAT A GOOD BOI” [the doggo in question is across the very busy road and is wearing a coat <3]

*gives me head pats* “am cute”

“We could illegally watch the movie...?” “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR”

Kiro:

*after a lengthy discussion about how i shouldn’t buy it” “ok but hear me out...it has ears”

“I bought 6 packets of laces” “why?” “Because I’ll eat 3 packets by myself”

*going to mcdonalds* “NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS”

*both of us singing pitch perfect word for word*

🎶 “why can i not spell this word, spell this word, pull this word. Why can i not spell this word FOR AN ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUR” 🎵

“My abs are underneath a layer of squish for warmth through winter” “same!”

“Pay attention to me ;-;” “but but but” “put the doggo down”

“Am burrito” *is a burrtoed into my blanket*

*makes cat hiss noies when trying to steal my nugs* “a violent sushi roll”

*after trying to remember my password for Moshi monsters* “I DID IT IM A HACKER”

*bf does a puzzle that ive been stuck on for 20 minutes* “JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE”

*me booping his arms and chest* “squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle...”

*ordering a takeaway* “LORD AM ABOUT TO BE CHONCCY”

Victor:

“Work is difficult and life is hard” “ill give you a kiss if you finish a paragraph?” “WAIT TEN MINUTES”

“I need moral support for this essay” “it’s 3am?” “As i said i need moral support”

“But can i-“ “no”

“Hear me out you’re cute” “no”

*dying of laughter after putting cat ears on him* “childish”

“There should be a cereal called breaking fast with blue marshmallows in it and sponsored by breaking bad” “... that’s not terrible”

“Why am i a gullible idiot?!” *after 4 games of chess and losing 4 times* “but you’re my cute, gullible idiot”

“Um can i have a coffee ple-“ “no” “but why?” *intense stare* “I’ll have a hot chocolate”

*walking in wearing a suit* “YOU GOT A FINE ASS BOI” *his friend looking at him. Him wanting to bury his head into the void*

*singing off key and drunk* “I’M TOO HOT!” :D :D :D :D “.... hot damn”

*plays chopsticks on the keyboard* “do you wanna be in my band?”

“Law and order again?!” “IT’S EITHER LAW AND ORDER OR SAY YES TO THE DRESS WHAT DO YOU WANT”

“Disney film night!” *deflated sigh*

*in front of his frens in a alt store* “which collar should i get?” *bats eyes innocently*

*wakes me up at 8am* “an UNGODLY time” “no”

Lucien:

*listening to him explain a fish to me* “hehehe puffer fishy be so chonccy”

“I found you this rock!” “Excellent”

*wearing his jacket* “NOODLE ARMS ATTACK” “aaaa so scary”

*puts his hand on my thigh* “NOT IN PUBLIC” “but why?”

“This is my plant Dave the cactus, and this is my plant medusa the snek plant, and this is my plant sam the mini cactus and this is my plant...” *look of adoration*

*drags him away from his laptop to go to bed*

*after talking about trust issues because of my ex* *him: gets up* “where are you going?” “To commit murder”

*plays with his hair and he purrs*

*hot water bottle on tummy* “i am an egg in pain” “the cutest egg tho”

“DOGGY” “thats a fox dear” “SNEAKY DOGGY”

*having a an in-depth discussion on evolution* *5minutes later* “do you think the T. rex went extinct because he couldnt applaud his friends and died out of sadness?”

*i’ve killed him. He’s dead” “ill get the body bag” “my poor goldfish- WHAT”

*sits next to him wearing a hoodie and thigh highs* “you’re distracting me” “I’m just breathing” “yes”

*going to dance clubs always ends up with me against a wall*

*is wearing a cute bodycon dress with mesh panels* “we’re gonna be home early”

*what do you think of my new fishnets? *runs finger down them* “asmr all the time”

*me feeling insecure* “i think I’ve gained weight” “great then my plan i working! You will be healthy!”

Shaw:

*accidentally walks out of a shop holding a key ring i havent bought* “im a criminal [crying]” “a terrible one too”

*is 3months younger than me* “you’re so old” “you’re the one who looks 5 years older than you are” “take that back!”

“You can’t wear your leather jacket to a formal event” “fucking watch me”

*kisses and dancing in the rain*

“Idiot” *wtaches me splash in all the puddles like a child*

*watches me cry over a tiny snail i found* “i love this you”

“Omg look at this SNALLLL!” “Snail?” “SNALLLLL”

“I have so much debt” “its because all of the McNugs you buy”

“Help me dye my hair?” “Certainly that will be £300” “aaaaa”

“You’re so mean!” “I have to be otherwise you’ll never learn” *talking about watching another episode of game of thrones*

*has to look away for some game of thrones scenes* “a fragile child” “im older than you”

“Can i paint your nails?” “Yeah my masculinity ain’t fragile” “can i paint them holo?” “No”

*cuddling* “you smell” “do you want sex or not” “you smell lovely”

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