#please help this man

[eidolons-stuff]

Bianca: "What?!"

Xavier: "You're jealous because I like Wednesday and you clearly aren't over me yet"

Bianca: "Are you being serious right now??!"

#someone #please help this man #realise that #NOBODY LIKES HIM LIKE THAT #JESUS CHRIST #wtf #is he thinking #seriously #i guess he's not #ffs #bianca #bianca barclay #xavier #xavier thorpe #wenclair #wenclair cult

[lexarturo]

@qe-podfic giving me brainworms, help this Fashion Disaster

Notable academic Anthony Crowley seen wearing:

leather crop top jacket

striped button down

pearl necklace

leather kilt and sporran

lace thigh highs

two-tone oxfords with their own little belts

#crowley #quantum entangled #good omens #please help this man #he's so proud of this outfit

[paper-sunflower-lane]

Hunter, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand and the coffee pot from Darius expensive coffee machine in the other: What if instead of milk I put coffee in my cereal?

Darius, ever so gently prying the coffee pot out of Hunter’s steel grip: What if you didn’t?

#the owl house #toh darius #head witch darius #darius deamonne #toh hunter #hunter deamonne #The Golden Guard #incorrect toh quotes #toh shitpost #please help this man #coffee in cereal #Darius is so close to breaking his coffee machine if it means Hunter will stop trying to put coffee in everything #he swears that Hunter gets it from Raine since they're a coffee addict #hunter whispers #hunter clawthorne #hunter huntsman #hunter noceda

[cinamun]

That’s my rule | Next

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #nice to meet y'all #please help this man #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch20

[hanakihan]

jinchul in heeled shoes

that’s it that the post

actually fun fact but wearing heels of certain height can ease pains in spine and fix some bad posture. imagine jinchul’s back and posture problem being so bad doctor legit prescribed heels of certain height and a corset dundjdndnnd

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #please help this man #but ngl him on heeled shoes tho #especially if they make click noise when he walks #step on me sir

[saltymongoose]

I had this really funny thought that the fanfics Phobos writes would be on the same level of quality as My Immortal I just ccihcihfigdigch-

“Hi my name is Lord Fang the Magnificent and I have big sharp teeth (that’s how I got my name)”

YOU! HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND? I literally just finished binge-watching the Internet Historian's dramatic reading of that fic omg.

It's so perfect too; the obvious self-insert, the fact that the main love interests are so out of character, and how the entire plot is just completely derailed and makes 0 sense lmao. In a way, it's a bit like the nonsensical daydreams he has about you 24/7. Although hopefully his spelling is better than the original fic, even if his story structures need a little bit of work. 😂

Bonus lmao:

The Fic: 'I just wanna be with you ok Player! Why couldn't the Maker have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don't wory lord faung isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Jebus, reading it after murdering Phobos with you:

#tw: yandere #please help this man #even after death Phobos still freaks him out lmao #ask #i ❤️ anons #fav

[sanctiichor]

A summary of Light & Leon’s relationship a la Leon’s terrible love life 🕺🏻✨ ( @lionfated )

Personals do not interact

#please help this man #or give him a beer #god knows he needs a few #:: out of light :: ( ooc ) #:: mun art ::

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

#batfam #batkids #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #damian wayne #cassandra cain #roy harper #batman #jayroy #wally west #birdflash #jonathan kent #kon kent #izzy ortiz #timkon #damijon #im clinically insane #please help #man i love batman

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[gyooza]

if chilchuck is into blondes and finds dwarves attractive, then him saying "no party romance" isn't a rule, it's a survival mantra

#please help this man hes beating back the hoes with a broom #chilaios #chilshi #marchil #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ted.txt

[overlymetaromantic]

*slaps Loid like I’m a salesperson showing off a new car*: you can pack so much anxiety into this one man

#spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #sxf #spy family #loid x yor #yor x loid #twiyor #it's there if you read the text lol #twilight #if you do actually read the text please know I am very impressed #poor loid man he's in the one industry where his constant paranoia is actually justified #I'd say he should see a therapist but considering he's currently impersonating one I don't think it'd actually help #I haven't made multiple fanarts in a row in eons what is this 2017 #let's pretend I can draw

[crismakesstuff]

cast out of paradise

#please see my vision here #PLEASE #sorry for injecting my catholic trauma into the silly superhero show guys I can’t help it #the fallen angel #invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #omni man #omniman #nolan grayson #mark grayson #debbie grayson #crismakesstuff #the original painting ‘the fallen angel’ is just SO HIM #the grief the despair and anger about his own choices #ITS NOLAN! #ok but if you guys let me ramble if I had to assign biblical roles to the graysons #i can see nolan as god himself (or lucifer but more so god tbh) debbie is mother mary and mark is jesus #the whole ‘lamb of god’ motif just fits mark wayyyy too well #also I saw someone make art of debbie and mark as ‘la pietà’ and I’ve been a changed person since #AGAIN SORRY FOR THROWING CATHOLIC IMAGERY AT THE SUPERHERO SHOW #this is how my brain wants to cope w it ig ;-; #catholic imagery

[crengarrion]

edit: please read my additions at the bottom before reblogging this post. please do not reblog this post without also reblogging the others i've linked!

if you saw my reblog(s) of ahmed's donation posts in which he includes his crypto wallets (and my links to those posts), anyone else's posts explaining how to donate to him using those wallets, or any aid post that mentions his ability to accept cryptocurrency and decided to villianise him and accuse him of being hamas for it... you are repulsive. you are not welcome here.

people are dying. paypal and ko-fi take percentages. paypal has a monthly withdrawal limit. i'm the first to admit i know nothing about cryptocurrencies, but ahmed has said it goes directly to him without a service taking a cut. i assume there are fewer or no withdrawal limits. it is harder to track and less regulated, which, in this case, provides an additional layer of security for people being precision targeted. get over it.

anyway. donate to ahmed's ko-fi. donate to ahmed's paypal. follow ahmed @90-ghost for updates on how to help him, and check his ko-fi and tumblr posts for updates. send him a nice ask. reblog his posts depicting he and his family's life in gaza. read tumblr user neaeach (naoual sahe)'s interview with ahmed. bring hope. listen to palestinians, don't speak over them.

ahmed's reblog of his interview, with a link to it:

direct link to the interview:

edit: i don't need reblogs, but palestinians, muslims, arabs, and other people suffering directly due to zionism and islamophobia do! please reblog their posts!! @el-shab-hussein has also made a post about these accusations against ahmed, which @fairuzfan added onto. and please reblog this post with ahmed's latest ko-fi update and all the ways you can DIRECTLY donate to him! thank you

#[ whispers ] #i swear. people will do anything to derail. people need victims to fit into their perfect little box or else they deserve to suffer. #sickness. repulsive. help or get out. #ahmed is a man. a human being. his family are human. people. they want to live. they deserve to live. #how dire does it have to get for people to just. help. or at least stop trying to prevent help. #reiterating in tags: Please. please reblog ahmed's posts! please reblog palestinians' posts! elevate them directly! their voices and their #words are valuable and must be amplified. i'm just a native guy in new york. i'm just angry and scared and fighting. that is all i am.

[flamie-42]

After Dazai left the PM his eyes were all fucked up from wearing the bandage over one eye for so long. After a while Chuuya realized when they were on a joint mission.

Chuuya: Mackerel I bought you something Dazai: aww Chuuya got me a gift Chuuya: *places glasses on him* Dazai: *sees Chuuya clearly for the first time* *whispers* Chuuya's pretty Chuuya: whats that? Dazai: hmm nothing

#soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #glasses #please someone help this mans eyes

[kingtheghast]

Local goat forced to touch grass

#docm77 #docm77 fanart #hermitcraft #hermitblr #dear god someone help this poor man please #perimeter my babygirl what did they do to you……… #ghast.art

[clarenecessities]

He-man.org will close in 5 days.

He-man.org has been a staple of the Masters of the Universe community since the early days, originating as an email list that worked to document episodes before anything (not footage, not lists, nothing) was available online. It grew into a sprawling, multi-faceted beast of a thing, including an encyclopedia (an in-house wiki), merch lists, a marketplace, forums, anything you could think of.

Several years ago now, the main site went down for updates/maintenance. For a few weeks, we were told, maybe months. The forums remained open for fans to communicate, and barring a period of downtime earlier this year things were going smoothly.

Yesterday, the owner of the site, Val Staples, announced the site would be closed on November 14th, 2023. Six days later. We are currently attempting to contact him, to see if he’s interested in selling, and if he means closed as in “no new posts” or closed as in deleted entirely. Regardless of its eventual fate, the archiving of these forums is essential to preserving the history of the franchise, the fandom, and the brand.

TO SHE-RA (and MotU) FANS SPECIFICALLY: I have personally used these forums to answer questions that could be answered nowhere else. Had I not had access to them, I would never have been able to prove that Purrsia was fake, or found so much unpublished concept art, or discovered that Scott “Toyguru” Neitlich personally wrote Catra’s MOTUC bio (even if he’s put off answering my questions about it for over a year now). Forum members have conducted interviews with the likes of Jon Seisa, Cathy Larson, Janice Varney-Hamlin—essential figures in the very foundations of POP, and those interviews revealed and recorded priceless information for future generations (me! you! us!) to find. Did you know Cathy Larson named Adora? That she originally pushed for “Dorian”, after her own daughter? We cannot let this treasure trove disappear into the ether(ia).

TO THE UNAFFILIATED: Please help. Pretty please. If you’ve ever liked my art or my writing or my haphazard blogging, ever, at all, consider archiving just one board. Just one page. Literally anything helps. I am spiraling into madness & this is my library of Alexandria. The mythical one that was totally unique and persevered nowhere else and was destroyed in a single cataclysmic event. Pretty pretty please help.

HOW TO HELP:

Archive.org has several ways to upload shit but most of them are longer term than “a few days” so we’re focusing on two (which can be run simultaneously): Save Page Now, and browser extensions. From their help page:

1. Save Page Now

Put a URL into the form, press the button, and we save the page. You will instantly have a permanent URL for your page. Please note, this method only saves a single page, not the whole site.

We want to keep outlinks and screenshots wherever possible. The Archive does not keep your IP address, so your submission is anonymous.

2. Browser extensions and add-ons

Install the Wayback Machine Chrome extension in your browser. Go to a page you want to archive, click the icon in your toolbar, and select Save Page Now. We will save the page and give you a permanent URL.

One plus to installing the extension is that as you surf around, when you run into a missing page they will alert you if we have a saved copy.

More extensions, apps, and add-ons:

Firefox add-on

Safari Extension

iOS app

Android app

I strongly encourage you to use these tools even if you aren’t helping with this project/after it ends. Documenting and preserving information is essential in this day and age & The Internet Archive is at the heart of it. Please support them however you can.

I’m serious about paying you, though I may need more communication with folks I don’t know so we can coordinate/verify shit gets done. I think this is a worthwhile pursuit in itself but I recognize your time is valuable & like, people gotta eat. DM me if you’re interested and we’ll talk. I may need to adjust pay depending how many people bite but I’ll do what I can

#motu #he man #she ra #spop #pop #sorry for tag spam but this is important and relevant to you #catradora #it counts! #sorry also if the formatting on this is a disaster #i’m on my phone and haven’t updated my tumblr app in… a couple years #archives #archive #archive.org #wayback machine #help #org forums #neotag #brothers. this has nothing to do with you but don’t you wanna help a bitch out? do it for illusen #please signal boost if you can