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hypnoneghoul · 8 months

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I'm holding myself back so much every time I read a fic and one of the ghouls has ONE guitar

THEY DON'T

phantom has 2 models, probably times 4. dew has 3 or 4 models, I don't remember, probably times 3 or so. rain has two models probably times 4 or 5, too

imo that's like 20-30 guitars

not 3...

#not directed at anyone #and im not saying this like “youre all stupid”#no thats just me informing #hsgshags #please dont eat me #hypnone gear talks #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul

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poptivist · 4 months

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hello, i am trying to live in twenty one pilots tumblr. but i haven't used tumblr since 2014. i got sucked into twitter which was a huge change in platform culture (and honestly straight up changed my whole life) but now twitter is a zombie! and i miss the joy of here.

but i have questions?

i don't know the etiquette. pls help

- can i still reblog as much as i want or do we limit that to an amount that doesn't overwhelm our mutuals?

- can i just follow anyone?

- if someone says something nice to me in the tags of their reblogs of my post how do i acknowledge that? or am i supposed to at all?

- what if they just say something i think is funny or cool can i respond to that or no? do i just reblog with more tags? or with a comment in the body of the post?

- how do i be friend?

- how much can i post of my own stuff? like pictures that are publicly accessible or perhaps original artwork

- do i need to add my own tags to every post?

pls and thank you 🙏🙏🙏

#twenty one pilots #please dont eat me #i am both an old and a new #and also an old in the other sense #i just miss it so much #tyler joseph #josh dun #tumblr #tumblr help

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somehhuuuhh · 4 months

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Can I please eat the marshmallow!!!!

Please don't eat me

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Flame - Of course you can, I even got them ready

The creator - How did u get me in here?

#undertale au #flame #my oc #my art #art #please dont eat me

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cousin-apollyon · 2 years

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ok, so, i never posted anything here, im honestly scared, maybe i wont delete it after 2 days

#how does one tag #my artwrok #digital illustration #oh my god #please dont eat me

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gianfarays · 1 year

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Introducing

Hi tumblr!

I'm Gianfar. I make custom overlays and many other streaming assets

Since twitter is doing who-knows-what, I thought of branching out and move here. Nice to meet you. ~(>_<。)＼

I'll put out more content in the upcoming days, but for now, here's my site

#twitch overlays #stream overlays #vtubers #twitch #stream assets #vtuber assets #stream graphics #im new and confused #please dont eat me

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oxygenbefore1775 · 2 years

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Jean and Connie should have become Yeagerists (a 〜very〜 unpopular opinion)

Disclaimer: contains ending spoilers so anime-only nation proceed with caution

Warnings: mentions of death and genocide; obscene language (?)

a/n: it's not a hatepost on the ending or anything. Jean and Connie are my faves in the Survey Corp so I want to explore some of the ending options with their characters

Many people say that chapter 123 was the last good chapter in SnK and it started going downhill from that. I personally didn’t mind the last chapters (hell, I still haven’t formed an opinion about the ending). And I didn’t seem to notice the “downgrade” in content quality until I’ve reread chapters 128 and 129 — the whole battle of the port. I’m referring to the murder of Daz and Samuel and how conflicted Connie and Armin felt about that.

On my first reading this moment literally brought me to tears. How much has changed in those 4 years, how black-and-white it all was in the beginning and how people who used to be comrades are now forced to be at each other’s throats.

Shout-out to Isayama-sensei for including a flashback with Bertolt. Although Bertolt’s words here are not stated, it’s implied that it’s “someone has to get this blood on their hands”

Connie is also a brave soul for having it in him to kill his former comrades. (my poor baby has suffered so much already)

But as I’m reading this now… It seems so lackluster to me from a dramatic standpoint. I get why it’s hard for Connie and Armin and the murder felt so emotional because I’ve known their characters for so long and empathized with them. In short, it was hard for me to read because it was also hard for the characters to do.

But come to think of it, why should I feel sad about the death of Daz and Samuel? They don’t have any outstanding personalities apart from Daz being a scaredy-cat. The last time I saw them was during the Battle of Trost, not to mention flashbacks in the Clash of Titans Arc. Hell, even in the official Encyclopedia Samuel was erroneously stated to be dead. And after more than 100 chapters they bring those characters back just to kill them off and then expect me to care?

So I was thinking — how to make it more dramatic? An idea came to me. Now hear me out because it would (kinda?) make sense in the end.

*deep breath in* Jean and Connie should have joined Yeagerists. I think it makes sense from a motivational standpoint. Because — let’s face it — all of the Alliance members have their reasons to stop Eren and the Rumbling.

☆ For Reiner, Annie, Pieck, Falco, Gabi, Magath and Onyankopon it’s to protect their homeland and their loved ones from being trampled to death.

☆ For Mikasa and Armin it’s to bring Eren back home.

☆ For Hange it’s to stop the meaningless genocide.

☆ For Levi it’s not to stop the Rumbling per se but to kill Zeke and through his death give the meaning to the lives of his comrades that were sacrificed (at least that’s what I understood from chapter 112 don’t @ me)

But when it comes to Jean and Connie there’s no clear motif behind their actions. Why did they join the Alliance in the first place?

You know, for a story that’s built around the idea that there is no good or evil, the ending sure does come off as being lopsided when all of the main characters that we care about unite against the forces of evil. No matter how main of the character Eren is, he is not enough to tip the scale and make the viewers cheer for his victory. Not to mention Floch — I know Isayama-sensei stated that he made Floch into a Yeagerist just to create some opposition against the Alliance — but considering how disliked Floch was even in the Return to Shiganshina Arc, it’s still not looking good for Yeagerists.

Why not 〜increase the tension〜 and have Jean and Connie join the Yeagerists?

First of all, out of the whole Eren’s friend group Jeanis the only person to question Eren’s true motives. Even his best friends couldn’t come to the conclusion that it was unusual for Eren to act like this. And Jean was right in the end.

The activation of the Rumbling is basically the point of no return. If before Paradis had a small chance at ending the cycle of hatred between Eldians and other nations and mending the relationships — now it is hopeless.

Jean is not driven by idealistic motives like Armin or Hange. The Rumbling leaves no other options — either the outer world is destroyed and the Paradisians live in prosperity or the Alliance stops the Rumbling which would spell the end for the Island. It’s in Jean’s egoistic (and kinda cowardly) nature to question Alliance’s plan. Jean doubts that they even have a chance at stopping Eren. And that’s true. It was a fucking miracle that the Alliance stopped the Rumbling with NO casualties (Hange doesn’t count they died before the Battle of Heaven and Earth).

Jean acts as the voice of reason. His sense of self-preservation doesn’t allow him to be with a group that is being hunted down and join them on their suicidal mission.

But then the thought of Marco convinced Jean to agree to the Alliance’s plan.

“You know... I wished I could've stayed cooped up in my room, ears shut... But... If I had... The burnt ashes of the dead would never have forgiven me…”

I get what Hange says in chapter 127 about the fallen comrades and that they would never sacrifice all of humanity for the sake of their island. The same thing with Marco — I can’t see this precious boy being ok with genocide. But Marco has been dead for 4 years. Back in those days when everything was black-and-white and the Pure Titans were the only concern for humanity, it was easy to distinguish right and wrong. Marco didn’t get to see the ocean and find out the truth about the people outside the Walls. So it’s hard to tell what Marco’s opinion on genocide would be. In this situation it seems counter-intuitive to look for future-determinative answers in the past when the past was so drastically different. So at this point (when deciding on which side he is on) Jean should have left the memory of Marco and aimed for the future i.e. siding with the stronger group that shares the same goal — successfully finish the Rumbling — and that will appreciate Jean’s support. The Yeagerists.

So I guess it would be in character for Jean to accept Floch’s offer (but for different reasons, his ambitions would have nothing to do with this) and decline the Alliance’s offer to join them.

As for Connie… It’s so sad to see this cheerful baby have all of the joy sucked out of his life. Unlike the golden trio Connie didn’t go through the loss of his parents and family. Up until the Clash of the Titans Arc he doesn’t have any particular reason to be unhappy with his life. But then chapter 37 happens — and suddenly Connie loses his entire family. And not only the family, his entire fucking village — the place where he was born and raised. What’s sad about this is that at this point in the story Connie does not even know what exactly has happened to his parents and siblings. They’ve just disappeared and all that Connie gets to find is a Pure Titan laying on top of his house.

Later Connie learns that the population of Ragako was turned into Titans for the sake of the Marleyan military operation (he finds out about this much later but still) and the Pure Titan was actually his mother. But this knowledge doesn’t bring any relief. In fact, now he knows that his family and fellow countrymen were indeed killed in their Titan form. All he has left is his mother but it’s very likely that she will stay a Titan for good.

After 4 years I think Connie gets used to the fact that he is never getting his mother back and finds a new family in his friends �� Jean and Sasha (mostly Sasha).

And then Connie suffers another blow, Sasha’s death. And again, she dies as the result of the cycle of hatred that has been going on for 2000 years. (Connie himself doesn’t openly blame Gabi for the murder of Sasha so hush)

All of the deaths that deeply affect Connie: his family, the population of Ragako, Sasha — are caused by people from outside the Walls. Those losses break Connie and he consequently becomes spiteful and aggressive. It comes to the point that Connie doesn’t hesitate and kidnaps unconscious Falco when he learns about him becoming one of the Nine Titans. Connie, this goofy guy as we know him, is willing to kill a child — all to get his mother back.

Connie has no one left apart from Jean. Hatred towards the Paradisian took all of the people he loved from him. Blinded from grief and emotionally scarred, he is ready to do anything in order to protect the few people he still has with him. Connie would want to break the cycle of hatred so that nobody could hurt the people from the island, his friends, anymore. With the Rumbling activated and being in full swing — all it takes is to wait until all of the other nations are wiped out thus destroying one of the sides of conflict.

Of course Connie would realize how cruel it is to let other nations be crushed to death — even after having kidnapped Falco and while being confronted by Armin and Gabi he is aware of the foolishness of his actions. Maybe they would have had the room and the time for negotiations, but the Rumbling left them no other options.

So I guess it would also be logical for Connie to join the Yeagerists in order to make sure that the Rumbling is carried out fully and on all continents.

Now 〜imagine〜 with Jean and Connie joining the Yeagerists and being in port. How gut-wrenching it would be to watch the Alliance fight not some NPC Yeagerists but their actual friends.

Ok my rant is coming to the end now sorry if you don’t like it. Just wanted to share my very unpopular opinion. 〜bye〜

p.s. sorry for shittily photoshopped together manga panels

#aot #jean kirstein #connie springer #yeagerists #aot final #aot ending #please dont eat me #jean aot #connie aot #aot au #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot opinion #aot unpopular opinion #aot alliance #english is not my first language

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butcherisms · 1 year

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i love how some people r like oh yeah the shadow and bone show sucks but the crows’ parts save it ! its like no... no... they ruined the crows they absolutely fucked up their backstories its all Shit nothing is right its. bad. just. bad.

#please dont eat me #i actually liked the show #as a show #not as an adaptation #its shit #but i liked it #ok #thank u #dont fight me please i am fragile #anyways #tags #shadow and bone #six of crows

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mysticgalaxychaos · 2 years

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Tanukineiri (Sham sleep) (Google translate+)

So, the actual reason I'm kinda back here is to post my Google translate kinda version of Masa's new songs' lyrics (that makes sense)

Before I do, I'll annoy you a bit with how I get these lyrics. I use multiple translators and disect the sentences to derive the most sense I possibly can out of it, plus I look for extra things on it to get as much culturally right as I can. It is still google translate and I only know the very bare bones of the language (like, huge begginer stuff) so you should take this with a grain of salt, but this is esentially what you'll be seeing here... I haven't been fully accurate in the past, but a few things do make sense and it's one extra sourse of translation at the end of the day, so I think it's worth it. I'm saying all this, because in the past, google translate has caused discourse in the fandom. Read at your own discretion

Tanukineiri

Dead poems sung by child

The story of the Miasmic Mountain Temple

What should a woman eaten by insects do?

Take the head of the temple’s shrine

The miasma-eating insects that have abandoned the eternal world

Exterminated by the Baketanuki

In the depths of the mountain where the sun is always set

The Bunbuku Chagama temple’s guardian deity

A rusty tea kettle that sucks people in

The fishy-smelling monk has abandoned the eternal world

Tanuki worshiping bōzumekuri

Fukuwarai scattered in the back room

Wiped off the blood off

The voice of the centipede echoing in my head

Come on, give me this tea kettle I want

Hell’s sound of the tea kettle in the underground

Eating up life regardless of whose

Centipede and the married girl’s song

Return to hell and sing to the tanuki

A mountain smelling of miasma that leads to the eternal world

In the back of the temple hell’s gates

Enma’s messenger right hand

The Bunbuku Chagama temple’s guardian deity

Golden lotus and the spider’s web

Betray Enma and take the world

Tanuki worshiping bōzumekuri

Deva’s gate in the back hall of the temple

A shrine maiden holding a tea kettle

Touch the taboo and sing to the tanuki

The last job of Enma’s centipede

The demi-god’s new born centipede

Shared life with the world’s half dead

The monk and the tanuki’s forbidden dance

Go back to hell and sing to the centipede

Hell’s sound of the tea kettle in the underground

Eating up life regardless of whose

Centipede and the married girl’s song

Return to hell and sing to the tanuki

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Notes:

Tanukineiri: The title of the song is the literal word for "fake sleep", but interestingly the first character (狸), seen in the romaji as well, translates to Tanuki, a word wich appears constantly in the songs and means "Racoon dog". Racoon dogs or Tanuki as i keep refering to them here are considered powerful shapeshifting yokai. The yokai is specifically named Bakedanuki and is supposed to be a trickster shapeshifter type yokai, similar to the Kitsune

Bunbuku Chagama: The Bunbuku Chagama is a folk tale about a Tanuki which transforms from a kettle, a symbol seen in the story/songs a lot

fishy-smelling monk: a corrupt monk

bōzumekuri: This was a nightmare to figure out, but this was the best I could do... Apparently the bōzumekuri is a japanese card game. In this case the interesing part about it is, it seems the monk card is a major loss card... And the word monk (bozu) is in the name... But i cant help further

Fukuwarai: Children's game similar to pin the donkey. You have to place the feautures of a drawn face on it correctly.

married girl’s song: I couldn't decipher if the gir and the centipede are the ones supposed to be married here, but it's doubtfull. The original translation was "couple's girl song"

Enma: Buddhist king of hell

Deva’s gate: The "Nio" gate, entrance to a temple guarded by two Devas

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That's all! Hope you enjoy!

Edit: I'm awful, i forgot to post links

the awsome original translator on youtube who inspired me to do this

where i got the lyrics from, again huge thanks!

#masa works design #king of insects #Tanukineiri #translation #please dont eat me #i really tried #may or may not post a theory later which may or may not have subconsiously affected the way i translated this

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randumbness23-blog · 1 year

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It has come to my attention that not only are male octopuses ¿octopi? and squids penis a shorter tentacle than the rest but they will just rip it off while in their mate so they have more time to run away and avoid being eaten.

#can you imagine #we just met #this is crazy #but heres my dick #please dont eat me #spending months looking for a mate and they steal your dick #thank you for letting me share #octopuses #squid #fun facts #octopus

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relaxxattack · 2 years

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tbfh i love when people will headcanon characters as being of their culture and then draw little comics of them participating in traditions that the artist is clearly intimately familiar with. like YESSS share your personal cultural experiences with me through the blorbos!!! i love to see it!!!!!!!

#once saw this comic of rezi eating like... this little doll thing that got hidden in food i think? i think it was a spanish thing maybe?#it was years and years ago so i dont remember but i did think it was cool #and lots of different wedding ones; those are always so cute #or literally just ones of the blorbos speaking other languages #its all so good! please share your beautiful or silly or dumb traditions with me! i love learning how other people live

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red-woods · 2 years

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🎶🎵🎶🎵put that hearse , in reverse 🎶🎵🎶🎵 ( in the tune of 🎶🎵🎶🎵 turn that frown , upsidown 🎶🎵🎶🎵

#hearse #im new to tumblr #i came here from twitter #please dont eat me #ive had this account for a while but didnt use it #uhhhhhhhhhh #silly #wacky #zany #benedict cumberbatch's left niple

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katabay · 2 months

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original thief series basso & garrett :)

ngl, it's about quality over quantity for me. an npc can have a total of three minutes of screen time, but if they have a cool name, they can live rent free in my head and I'll spend several hours trying to decipher drawable features from a blurry screenshot of pixels

there is a vague hint of a story here, and that's because every time I try to play thi4f, I get incredibly frustrated with how Not Fun the game play is. like, is the story good? well. but it has a PLAGUE. that should've given it instant 'I'll replay this once a year' status in my heart, but the game play sucks so bad that I've never finished it. I can't believe Not Fun gameplay beat out my obsession with narrative plagues.

anyway, the idea is basically if the original era had a game with a plague centric narrative and some other stuff I liked out of thi4f thrown into a narrative blender, with a heavy dash of horror thrown in because some parts of the thief games were scarier to me than entire dedicated horror genre games.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#if i had a laptop and the skillset i would attempt a story mod because the thief modders who create whole mission stories #are GENIUS and also somewhat terrifying. love them! xoxox #anyway im actually kind of obsessed with parts of thi4f but its also like. not at that sweet spot of almost good enough to be fun #to talk about. which. for the record. has not stopped me from talking about it at length to people #the city itself actually fucking fascinates me. its almost alive and im SO mad that not a single part of that game is actually terrifying #it should be gnarlier and instead it feels a bit like it doesn't quite want to be trapped in the story it has to tell?#but between the level that has the bodies on the meathooks #and the scene with the bodies hanging from the rafters or whatever that was and garrett living in a clock tower #because the game is very much ALMOST about changing times and authoritarian violence and capitalism #(like. by virtue of how the story sort of spins out i think it misses it's mark on a lot of stuff here #in the sense that i dont feel like it actually wants to tell that story. it wants to. go in a different direction. or at least walk on top #of those themes instead of through it)#ANYWAY between all of those things. it does kind of live in my head rent free. they did create a compelling setting #SHAME THEY DIDNT WANT TO ACTUALLY EAT ANY OF IT #unrelated but i would've given thi4f a 10/10 if they kept garrett's fucking nail polish from the concept art. cowards. unforgivable #thief the dark project #i still have no idea how to tag the game series as a whole RIP #sorry for the dedicated dark project fans. if you know what the general series tag is. please let me know #garrett thief #basso thief

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