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panic-in-the-multiverse · 11 months

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Chocolate & Movies

Pairings: Aaron Hotchner x daughter!reader

Imagine: having period cramps is one of the worst things, but luckily you have a dad who knows what will help, or in other words Aaron Hotchner is the best father you could ask for

Warnings: period, period cramps, pain, you know normal period things (me writing this as a woman knowing full well most men don’t know what I actually mean), hotch being the best dad ever, hotch cuddles, hotch hugs, idk what more

A/N Me 🤝 writing fics for my own comfort

This is my first Criminal Minds fic so I hope I did ok, and if you have a request for Criminal Minds pls send them in

So I’m mainly writing this because my period cramps are worse than normal, and I can take a lot of pain before it gets too much, and my period cramps are usually bad, so thought why not write some comfort fic about it and here we are, this is for anyone who have period cramps so enjoy I guess, sorry that it’s short

Side note: I wanted to ad that this is what usually helps me I’m not saying it helps everyone

You knew you should’ve been up by now, but there was no energy in your body to do so. All your energy went to not cry out in loud sobs of pain. It felt like someone was stabbing knives into your stomach and twisting them around. Any position you tried made the excruciating pain worse. Even the thought of walking to the kitchen to get a glass of water to take with the medication caused the pain to spike up. Your nauseous state didn’t help nor the fact that it felt like you were going to faint as soon as you lifted your head up.

Jack had already left for school and you were supposed to be in your father’s car in ten minutes so that he could drive you to school. However if you had a say in the matter that would not be the case, if you got your will through you’d be at home the whole day wallowing in the pain you got once a month as you (in your dramatic words) bled out.

You were about to take your phone (not wanting to yell) to ask your father if you could stay home when you heard his voice yell out to you. “Y/N, we’re leaving in ten, you ready?” seconds later when he hadn’t gotten a response, your door swung open and the bright light from outside shined inside your once dark room. Your dad saw you laying on the bed and even if he wasn’t a profiler he would still have been able to see the pain that you were trying to hide from showing on your face.

Aaron’s face softened as concern washed over his expression the more he looked at you. He went over to your bed and crouched down, his hand going out in concern towards your forehead thinking you might have a fever and a headache at first, but you felt completely fine against his hand. “What’s wrong honey” he heard you take a deep breath before letting out some few mumbled words “period cramps, hurt a lot”

“You wanna stay home” Aaron noticed how you sighed in relief at his question, and was glad that he had understood the situation right. He got a nod from you and went out of your room to tell the school you weren’t coming in today. Not long after he was back to crouching beside your bed, this time caressing your arm softly.

“I have to go to work, but we won’t have a case for a while so you can come with me if you want, we can stop at the store on the way and get-“ he was cut of by a groan coming from you as you tried to once more not give in to the pain.

“Yeah I’d like to come with you if it means I get to cuddle with you, otherwise I’ll stay here”

“Go get ready, I’ll get you a glass of water for the meds, okay?” Hotch got another nod from you and he went out to leave you to get dressed, well as dressed as pajamapants and one of your fathers oversized hoodie was. You took the painkillers, your phone, charger, headphones and grabbed the coziest blanket you could find and went out to the car.

Not soon after you’d been to the store, bought a ton of chocolate and were now in your fathers office. Aaron had changed from working by the desk to sitting on the couch writing reports as you cuddled into him. Headphones on (as to not disturb your father from his work) as your comfort show was playing on your phone. A bunch of chocolate wrappers were spread around on the floor and desk.

And even later that day when you got home, Aaron cuddled with you as you watched movies and ate chocolate. A heat pad (is that what they are called, I literally have no clue, says the person who always uses them) laid across your stomach, which together with the warmth from your father relieved some of the pain. That along with the fact that Aaron’s hugs could always bring some of the pain away. Maybe it was a dad thing, you didn’t know but you were happy that your father was a great hugger, and that his hugs always made you feel okay.

#x reader #x teen #x teen!reader #x you #x daughter!reader #aaron hotchner x daughter!reader #Aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x teen!reader #criminal minds x teen!reader #bau x teen!reader #period cramps is a bitch tho #Aaron hotchner x female!reader #Aaron hotchner x fem!reader

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corvidat · 3 days

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Wtf why is it so bright out I haven't even left for school yet

#bleeeeeeeh my period is finally over (ish) 🎉🎉🎉🎉#leftover cramps are still being a bitch tho :/#might work on that au art I mentioned if I have the spoons to do it

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doctorwormcore · 4 months

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not me being like 2 days after my period.......and immediately having two hs boils show up on my tit. bOOOOOO

#kass.txt #hidradenitis suppurativa #she aLWAYS shows up after a period ;-; so does the one on my clam that LOVES popping back up and the cystic acne on my chin.......bitch #in between that and heat and sweating causing my scalp and ear psoriasis to flare.....girlies its not a good skin time #anyway....go away please???#ive learnt my lesson tho. no more pimple patches on the hs boils bc i ripped the one i had last month straight out by accident and it was s #painful it refilled and there was bLOOD everywhere and ugh then the refill was like all blood #and it just HURT hey #i have thinnish skin it tears easy....except where psoriasis is lmaoooooooo she plaquey #also i just had a 'not period' which is were i have all the cramps hormone drops all the lovely shit........but no bleeding #my doc reckons my endometrium isnt building up enough so no blood or tissue.#tbh its been doing this since the second time i had a decidual cast #period mention

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mars-ipan · 1 year

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ooouughough i HATE cramps

#:( i’d take another midol but it takes forever to kick in #plus it’s got caffeine and i wanna sleep #idk how i’m gonna do that like this though #ow. ow. ow. ow #fun fact: afabs tend to have a lower pain threshold than amabs but have better pain tolerances #my guess is that the threshold thing is from foraging (hunters can’t be held back by pain but knowing a food/plant is Hurt is important)#and as for the tolerance it’s got to be period cramps #i could NOT handle pain at all when i was a kid #i’d stay up all night crying from growing pains. had a horrible fear of needles bc they always hurt even if i relaxed #(still kinda fear needles tbh)#but when i started getting periods i got a lot better at handling that stuff #now i could skin my knee so bad that the blood is dripping down my calf and just be like ‘ow. that’s gonna be a bitch to heal’#potentially still crying but like normal abt it sorta deal #i’m not too much of a bleeder tho. kinda nice #ANYWAYS point is my uterus feels like an overinflated balloon and god i wish i didn’t have to deal with this #why couldn’t we just reabsorb our uterine lining like so many other mammals #why do we have to menstruate #and why does it have to hurt????? why do we have pain receptors there??? that’s just fucked up

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misscinnamonroll16 · 3 months

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I would very much like those gender bent headcannons for brozone if they're still on the table...

They're absolutely still on the table. First off, names. John Dory is Jena Dory I like it better than the regular Jane Doe. Spruce is a lil harder bc of the name change but I feel like Stella would be a good choice bc it can change to Bella. I like Claudia for Clay. Flora is a soft sweet name for the sensitive one, Floyd. Branch I feel like would be named Bambi with those big ol eyes. Now onto the actual headcanons, these are mostly just period stuff.

JD was super embarrassed about her body changing, not sure how to explain it to her little sisters

Stella scared the crap out of Claudia when she got her period once. She didn't realize she got it and bleed through her underwear. She asked Claudia to get her a new pair and to get JD. Claudia peeks into the bathroom to see her blood soaked panties and immediately thinks she is dying and freaks out. Claudia goes running to Jena crying about how Stella is dying. Jena Dory is confused and goes to see what's wrong, seeing that she just bleed through her underwear. JD has to explain periods to Claudia so she doesn't think Stella is dying (this actually happened to me 😂)

Jena definitely hated going bra shopping, whether it was for her or her sisters. She just felt embarrassed by it.

Claudia got training bras for her birthday once. She pulled them out of the bag, excitedly showing them off. It would have been kind of cute if they weren't having the party in a restaurant

Flora becomes a mega bitch when on her period. She's super cranky and hates everything

Jena (just like John) holds in all her emotions, especially when on her period. She gets killer cramps tho

The sisters just think Jena is just sick when she cancels rehearsals bc she's cramping but she doesn't tell them that.

Claudia makes herself cry constantly when reading her sad books, it gets worse when she's on her period

Bambi thought she was dying when she got her first period

Stella gets bad acne the days before her period

Jena Dory had to explain periods and puberty to her sisters, she tried to make it a wonderful experience becoming a woman but periods suck

Flora didn't realize she got her first period and bleed through her skirt. She was so embarrassed she cried

Claudia tracks her period so she's never surprised

Bella uses tampons and pads after having kids

Jena uses a menstrual cup

Claudia uses tampons

Flora uses pads

Claudia craves sweets premenstrual and during

Bella doesn't eat much when she's on her period bc she's often super nauseous

Jena Dory gets migraines (poor girl can't catch a break 😔)

Flora wears the heaviest makeup, only bc it's so dark

Claudia and Jena Dory love bubble baths

Jena Dory is a c-cup, Bella was a c-cup but became a d-cup after having kids, Claudia is a b-cup, Flora is an a-cup, and Bambi is a b-cup

Jena, Claudia, and Bambi can't walk in heels

Claudia has bad back pain when on her period

#trolls #brozone #trolls clay #trolls floyd #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #branch trolls #trolls gender bent #genderbend #trolls hcs #trolls headcanon

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scorpioracha · 2 years

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Skz during your period

Hey guys!! This is dedicated to my lovely wife @moonacholy who encouraged me to write this. I hope you guys also enjoy this. Leave all the reblogs,likes and little comments your heart desires cause they keep me writing

Bang Chan 방찬

-If there was an Olympic category for best boyfriend Chan would pull gold every time and I put that on GOD. He is so?? Goddamn attentive during your period??? -You want,need,crave and long for NOTHING. Your pain? Taken seriously. Your cravings?? It doesn’t matter if you’re craving something damn near halfway across town, he’s gonna go and get it.

-He always makes sure you’re stocked up on pads and tampons, if he’s shopping by himself he’ll just pick some up and add it to the cart, yes he already bought some a few weeks ago but it’s better safe than sorry.

-oh you’re in class or at work and you got cramps?? Guess where you’re no longer gonna be🤡 mf is dropping whatever he’s doing and coming to get you IMMEDIATELY.

-you’re getting tucked in bed, snacks left on the dresser and a little cuddle session before Channie has to get back in the studio.

-So reluctant to leave your side too🥺 he doesn’t like seeing you in any sort of pain so he’s very tempted to just not go back, but you’re like ???? I’m still grown Channie jc—

-leaves you with wolf Chan to cuddle and checks up on you every hour making sure you’re alright

Minho 리노

-This tsundere little shit. He wants you on bedrest rest pretty much the entire time. You’ve got hw? You can do it in bed. You’re hungry? Don’t move, he will feed you…in bed. You’re bored, take a nap, it’s good for you. As long as you don’t need to use the bathroom or shower, he wants you in bed.

-Mother hen headass, Minho is so mommy omg???

“Ya y/n-ah, drink this”

“What is it?”

“Ginger tea”

And

“No no, drink warm water, cold water will give you cramps!!!”

“Minho pls I’m dying🥲”

-Massages your tummy for you and your pelvis cause cramps are a bitch

-has a million multi vitamins specifically for you

“Have you taken your vitamin B’s?”

“Yes ba-“

“What about your Vitamin E? Your vitamin C???”

“Minho yes-“

“I’m making salmon for dinner, you need omega-3”

-Still bullies the fuck out of you at the same time tho???

“Stop walking like that”

“Like what?”

“Like you’ve got a stick up your ass…or in this case your vagin-“

-Still wakes up early in the morning to fix you breakfast and gives you pain killers if he realizes you’re fussing🥺

-Will throw sooni,doongi and dori in bed with you at random intervals cause cats fix everything

-all in all best boy

Changbin 창빈

-Ima be so real rn, this is the mf that makes

you go on walks to help your cramps💀 you can be on your death bed and he’s like ‘let’s go outside☀️🌈☺️✨’ and you’re just like ‘…boy stfu istg ima beat your ass-‘

-So ultimately when that doesn’t work and you threaten to leave him, things relocate to the living room. He has an older sister so he’s not completely clueless but he’s also like ????😧 when you start crying over an episode of SpongeBob cause whoa whoa whoa what’s goin on??

-If you’re the type that has mood swings this mf becomes the most peaceful and amicable person you’ve ever met. If you’re ranting to him and you’re wrong, at that current moment no you’re not.

“…and then I told her to get tf out of my face with her breath smelling like halitosis but I’m wrong???😒”

“N-no jagi, absolutely not🤡”

-draws you bubble baths!! He knows heat can help with cramps so he makes it all bougie and nice with the candles and rose petals and lavender body wash. Then you start crying again and he’s like😧😰 and it’s honestly just a mess but you appreciated it very much

-this dude is feeding you nothing but the finest and freshest stuff cause it’s better for you during your period. You getting all the major food groups whether you like or not.

“Binnie, I just want a burger🥺-“

“You better eat that damn salad y/n😒”

You couldn’t even be mad cause he knows how to throw down when it comes to a salad

Hyunjin 현진

-Oh this poor baby😭 he’d be going on about the strength of the uterus and how strong you are for doing this every month when you’re deadass three seconds away from committing a crime of passion🤡

-Will take up the majority of the housework with no problem, especially if you’ve got work or classes that day. Dishes? Done. Laundry? Drying as we speak. Bedroom? Clean. Bathroom? Sparking. Hotel? Trivago.

-Is extra affectionate when you’re on your period, and a lot more gentle in general. He knows you can feel extra crappy during this time especially if you also struggle with mental health so, extra forehead kisses, little notes in your backpack and all the cute little text messages that say ‘x y and x made me think of you❤️’

-He’s already known to give into your cravings but literally does not hold back during your period. Oh? You were simply THINKING about tteokbokki? Well he doesn’t know why it’s there either, but since it is I guess you gotta eat it🙄

-Will genuinely think you’re dying if you say your cramps are killing you💀 he’s fucking rushing around the house grabbing shit and you’re like ???🧍🏾‍♀️

-you send him out to get pads and mf comes back with literally every kind the store has

“I didn’t know which ones you needed🥺”

-s n a t c h e s any form of caffeine out of your hand

“It’s not good for your cramps😠”

-Will try to get you to consume one(1) fruit

Jisung 지성

-honestly this boy is so lost lmao—

-He is literally walking on eggshells around the house and doesn’t mention it cause he doesn’t want to say/do the wrong thing

-y’all are cuddling and he’s stiff as a board. You’re just sitting there like “boy what the fuck😒”

-you have to corner him to figure out what is wrong with him and poor baby is shaking like a leaf. He doesn’t know jackshit about periods and I mean that with all the love in my heart. He’s the type to ask ‘what size pussy you wear?’ and mean it

-you’re honestly wondering how he made it this far in life running off of the most basic knowledge

-but he’s so fucking funny to mess with so you just make up random period facts knowing that he’s gonna take your word for it.

“Sungie, did you know that the average person loses three cups of blood during their period?”

“T-thr-three cu-cups???😰”

And you’re just sitting there trying not to fucking ascend because he looks so concerned

-Doesn’t really have the intuition to get you stuff on his own, but has no problem if you ask him to. He’ll call you like

“Hey babe! Do you use the super soaker or the super soaker plus?”

And you’re just like

“…huh🧍🏾‍♀️”

-keeps a small stash of essentials in his studio along with a pillow,a blanket and some of his comfy clothes just in case you’re feeling fatigued🥺

-Will bring bbama over for baby cuddles if you’re having a rough day

Felix 필릭스

-Our little sunshine boy knows when you’re getting your period before you do. With two sisters and basic observation skills he can pretty much tell when you’re due and silently preps the house with anything you might be running low on.

-all the cuddles!! Pretty much attaches himself to your back the entire time as your own personal space heater.

-literally does so much research on things that might help cramps from foods to aromatherapy to orgasms to yoga. He just wants to make you as comfortable as you can be.

-He’s not one to be squeamish about blood. You bled through the sheets? He’ll just chuck them in the wash, it’s no big deal.

-he’s not gonna keep you on lockdown but he strongly advises for you to get more rest and tell him if you wanna take it easy that day🥺 it doesn’t matter what the plans were, if you’re not feeling up to it anymore he’ll reschedule and you guys can spend the day cuddling

-if he’s stuck at work, he will send you takeout straight to your house to make sure you’re eating. Also obligatory FaceTimes during the day.

“Y/n! I’ve got like five minutes, I ran away from Chan to call y-“

“FELIX!”

-brownies,cookies,cake pops, Rice Krispie’s, whatever you’re craving Felix will make it. This also comes with the extra effort of fighting off the boys in the dorm so it can get to you in one peace.

Seungmin 승민

-here we have our favorite unbothered nonchalant king. He doesn’t really treat you any differently unless you ask him to?

-Well at least that’s may how it appears to others. He likes to take care of you in much more lowkey ways, picking up around the house,cooking dinner,packing lunches and with his sugar daddy tendencies making sure you’ve always got pocket money.

So what if you just so happen to find a fifty in your wallet? Now you can go out with your girls after school.

-He likes to lurk in the background a lot of the time trusting that you’ll come to him for help, but if he sees that you’re obviously in pain and not doing anything about it he’s quite literally taking your ass to bed. Then you have to deal with his disappointed little puppy frown AND cramps while he fusses over you

-Will try to distract you with tv shows and talking about his day and if that doesn’t work turns in mom pt.2

“Have you eaten?”

“Yes”

“Water?”

“Yes”

“Gotten any sun?”

“Seungmin i’m not a plant!!!”

-Will serenade you with any song you desire might pout if you decline any day6

-Will let the affectionate puppy in him out if you’re really have a horrible time :( you get to experience cuddlemin first hand all while he threatens to murder you if you tell anyone about it☺️

-Honestly is lowkey shitting himself because he doesn’t know what to do and can’t fix it and it’s driving him insane🤡

-honestly just pats your head while you nap and frantically texts his older sister asking what to do

Jeongin 정인

-This baby is right up there with Jisung but slightly less clueless. It’s more than likely that you might be his first gf or at least one of the few he’s had so he’s not really experienced in this category

-Kinda just forks over whatever you want whenever you want it. Hoodies,sweatpants,baseball caps, whatever you want it’s yours.

-If he’s got time he loves to pick you up from uni and do something special like take you to a cafe to get something sweet or to walk around the park(his binnie hyung said walks are good for cramps)

-panics whenever you’re in any amount of pain “do we need to go to the emergency room😰”

-Is the boyfriend who does the cramps simulator because he wants to know what it feels like for you

…

He almost throws up but that’s besides the point

-After that you immediately get the princess treatment, you will not have to lift a damn finger as long as he’s there.

-Will go protective guard dog on you if any of the boys are messing with you too much. “Cut it out!! Y/n isn’t feeling well😠🔪🤺”

It’s very cute if you’re being honest but you tell him it’s alright. He’s still going to be protective of you anyways. Extra cautious when you’re walking outside, always having his hand on the small of your back.

-shoves pain meds down your throat on a god damn SCHEDULE. His innie senses start tingling the minute you express any sort of discomfort and he’s zooming to the medicine cabinet.

“Innie my liver💀”

“But your tummy hurt🥺”

-Also the type to rub your tummy and look at you like 🥺 ‘my poor babyyyy’, kissing all over your temples and cheeks

-he touches your boobs once(1) and almost gets yeeted into the stratosphere

-He almost cried because he didn’t know it would hurt you cause he always grabs your tiddies when you’re cuddling😭

-wakes up in the middle of the night to grab your heating pad and get you a snack

#skz #skz headcanons #skz fluff #skz reactions #dating skz #skz soft thoughts #skz soft hours #skz scenarios #skz bang chan #skz jeongin #skz jisung #skz lee minho #skz felix #skz seungmin #skz hyunjin #skz changbin #this one caused all the feelings tbh

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blkkizzat · 4 months

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Dear God please send my n!gga daddy Toji and all 10 of his thick inches to fuck the period cramps out of me rn. Like I’m going to need him to dig way into my guts cause my uterus is straight wylin right now and needs to be put in her place. Smack that bitch around a bit daddy, choke her a lil please and thank you. Give her a baby too while you at it tho

I just took 2 midol and an edible in the mean time and I have two papers to write for tomorrow so god knows how they will turn out now lmfao 🤣

#kizzatrambles #daddy come bring yo big ass and all yo raccoons so we can cuddle too #I literally hate periods #lmfao this reminds me I did have two period drabbles to write about Toji and Choso #lmfao jordy introduced me to the term ‘running the red light’ and I’ve not known how to act since #we gonna call it “the red light special” 😭

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malleablemindrotting · 2 years

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kuroken domestic life genderbent headcanons i have. pt1

Assuming that they get past all that dutiful “my childhood friend i don’t wanna ruin this relationship” complex, and the endless pining. they probably move in together with ROMANTIC INTENT. but id like to differentiate what i believe to be domestic life before romantic intent and after. bc we all know damn well they’d probably be “just roomates” before getting their heads out of their asses and admitting to sickening love.

JUST ROOMATES:

in regards to clothes

kenma would sneak into kuroos room with the gal pal excuse of borrowing some comfy clothes w/the excuse of being too lazy to do laundry but she obv just wanted kuroos lovely perfume scent (they already use the same detergent)

kuroo is designated laundry doer in the house bc kenma doesn’t like folding. takes too much time. and she always forgets the clothes r in the dryer so they get wrinkly unless kuroo remembered. so that task was passed off to her! but to the point: kuroo likes to wash their clothes together not only to save time and money or wtv, but bc she likes the idea of them smelling the same.

when either of them had their periods, they prob had bad, but different symptoms

kenma had the migraines. the bad headaches. which sucked!!! bc her video games and streaming. but kuroo sees it EVERY TIME as the opportunity for her bestie to get some needed rest. she always worried but in this time she knows kenma can’t refuse sleep or no screen time— she’s in too much pain to have much of a choice rlly. so kuroo always cooks and brings her water and painkillers makes sure kenmas room is rlly dark or dimly lit. also. she thinks kenma is rlly cute when she’s so needy and sorta useless. bc kenma is usually so stubbornly independent— DESPITE kuroos best efforts to just take care of her.

kuroo has CRAMPS. rlly bad ones. she hates it bc she can’t move around like she so very much enjoys. and cramps r a bitch. she also gets rlly bad food cravings. kenma isn’t as diligent as kuroo is in assuming a caretaker role. but she knows kuroo hates the periods of cramping. so she buys her the best heat pads and chocolates and fastest delivery service her streaming riches can buy. she spoils kuroo so MUCH. and she chalks it all up to “you’re my best friend you deserve the best”

but in reality they just rlly wanna cuddle their way thru it all. the most they can do without gay panic tho is watching each other with fond smiles as the other sleeps. and brushing away hair out of each others faces bc they’re too tired to do such simple things when in such period pain.

plus both r really diligent in taking care of the others like… self care routines. bc with these periods putting them out of commission. they need the help. kuroo is diligent in brushing kenmas hair out and applying chapstick to her chapped, picked lips. while kenma will rub lotion into kuroos calloused hands. both from old volleyball days, and from JVA paperwork paper cuts. also kenma has bought kuroo a silk pillowcase in attempts of bringing down the bed head. it did not work.

grocery shopping

kuroo forces kenma to go grocery shopping with her. and not bc she wants her to like get out of the house or wtv, but bc she thinks it’s funny when kenma sees something new she’ll want to try. here’s what happens. kenma always picks it up, her eyes widen in interest, and she pauses, squinting at the item, before placing it back down. even tho kenma makes RICHES. she’s kinda stingy on spending for herself. she just doesn’t see the point unless it’s like a video game. simple things like new snacks don’t rlly matter to her. so she always puts it back bc it’s not worth trying something she might not like. kuroo always picks it up and puts it in the shopping cart after.

cooking

contrary to a lot of content i’ve seen. i think kenma probably does know how to cook. she just doesn’t ENJOY cooking. it’s inconvenient. oil splatters, the clean up, the prep.. she knows she needs to be fed and before she got bank she needed to keep herself fed somehow. and she got bored of instant shit all the time. so she learned to cook certain dishes. but after her and kuroo moved in together, kuroo started doing some cooking too. like lots of roomates, they’d cook together or split the week up in who would take what day for meal responsibilities.

kenma always thought kuroo looked unnecessarily attractive when she had her apron on and her sleeves rolled up. she looked like she could be a wife. which is THE real reason she tried to make kuroo cook more. not bc she couldn’t cook.

meanwhile kuroo just liked the idea of providing for kenma and felt happy knowing her best friend could sit there and not be anxious over any food. (in my head, kenma actually has some severe food allergies. and having to ask in public restaurants abt cross contamination is exhausting so cooking at home is honestly easier)

watching movies (bc who hasn’t had movie nights with their bestie)

both NEVER volunteer their beds to watch movies on. they always both go for the couch bc they know if they fell asleep on the bed both would gay panic past their lifespan. even though growing up they always had sleepovers on the same bed.

so the couch is always default. the issue is that they always share a blanket. and they always sit close. hip to hip, thigh to thigh. that’s not an issue for best friends. but they’re best friends who r in love. so every time they watch a movie there are painstaking moments of stolen glances in the tv light.

kuroos laugh is obnoxious. so even though kenma doesn’t usually put on comedy, she would go thru it bc she likes watching kuroo laugh. it’s contagious.

and while kuroo typically won’t put on the deepened plot complicated movies. she’ll sit thru them to listen to kenma list off her theories. and to steal glances at her eyes widening and squinting in assessment and analysis of the plot.

they have yet to cuddle at all. with kenmas physical touch barriers it’s just not something she’ll ask for. and kuroos too nervous to ask for platonic (it’s secretly romance driven) cuddles. bc all besties like cuddling during movies. but kuroo won’t cross that boundary if kenma won’t ask for it. and tbh it just hasn’t crossed kenmas mind bc her head hitting kuroos defined bicep during movie nights is enough physical gay panic.

#kuroken #haikyuu!!#hq kuroo #kuroo headcanons #kuroo tetsurou #kenma kuzome #kenma headcanons #kuroken headcanons #wlw #genderbend #domestic #fluff #besties #roomates #headcanon #haikyuu headcanons #gay #women #i’m gay

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bullshit-bulltrue · 1 year

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Hi lee and why are you awake please go to sleep <3

i literally went to bed at like 11 something pm but woke up at 2:30am because of period cramps

im refusing to take any meds because i feel like a weak bitch when i take them but im hurting too much to go and get a natural remedy from my kitchen🥰

but thank you for not threatening to use a knife on me tho<3

#lee's asks #me being a little bit of an inoperative bitch<3

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stormyy-bluezz01 · 7 months

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i was just prayin (against my will, i am a closeted atheist + a minor who has no interest in gettng disowned-)

& then i heard my lil bro (aged 10) making noises in the toilet [i was in the master bedroom, he went to the suite (which is the toilet in a master bedroom)].

so i was like, "bro, you poopin in there?" because my bro was fr sounding like he was going through labor- [which i, as a girl, thought he was overdramatic af for because i get period cramps & while they're probs 'mild' by y'all's standards, period cramps got me writhing in pain in a way literally no injury or muscle cramp has done to me before... not since i scraped both my knees & hut my elbow badly when i fell off my bike in year 3-]

& my lil bro replied with, "yeah" before making some more 'pregnant woman in labour' noises.

so i replied with, "bro, there's no way your crap is that rock hard." because i've had rock hard poop before & that shit (literally) is hard af to shove out-

& he was like, "no, it's really bad!"

so i was like, "what, is it sharp poop?" [trust me guys, this is a legitemate thing i've had before, it hurts like a bitch!], except i forgor what he replied with. so let's just go with a timeskip-

once i was done with praying, i went to my room & got put my hijab & robe back (once again, i'm closeted atheist in a religious family, y'all islamophobes better leave me alone i'm not a muslim i promise-), & while i was doing that, i heard my lil bro tell my dad that he was gonna puke (they were in the living room, which is close to the opposite side of the house from my room), so i ever so helpfully replied with, "then go back to the toilet!" which my dad was not pleased with, lmao. [whenever my lil bro's feeling sick, i make jokes about it because that's just how i cope, smh-]

but then it turns out my lil bro did end up puking, so my dad sent me to go get my mum (who was outside calling one of her older sisters or smth), & i kid you not, this is what i said to her: "mamma! jack (my bro's online name) was in the toilet pooping like he was in labour earlier, & now he's puking!"

i wondered wth was up with my brother but then my parents were later talking about how it was because we ate pizza earlier, which makes sense because that shit's heavy af to digest (especially from the place we get our pizza from... they make it good, tho, lmao-), but then again we've been eating pizza from that place for years so idk why my bro got sick from it today of all days. guess he's just a weirdo like that, lmao.

#sickness #sick #illness #indigestion #siblings #little siblings #little brother #growing up

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