#pathetic soggy man

[gomorahkallenbach]

Nine whole entire hours working and finishing up this drawing of the stale chip everyone loves and hates simultaneously—

I honestly think it turned out good tho especially for my first time drawing this specific eclipse

Quote on the top right is from the song “terrible things” by Axie, which really reminded me of eclipse so I had to include it in the art

(this is also posted on instagram)

#tsams eclipse #eclipse fanart #eclipse fnaf #the sun and moon show #eclipse sams #sams eclipse #sun and moon show fanart #fnaf dca #dca fanart #hes a stinky dorito #I will chuck him into the sun #pathetic soggy man

[andr0nap]

is it a bird? is it a plane? its interdimensional eldritch flying flora!

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #angel vash #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #andr0art #trying to mix trimax and tristamp designs #and creating the worlds most pathetic soggy chicken nugget #imagine touching raw chicken thats what he feels like #fleshy and humid to the touch #pray for my man nico #not pictured: the plant markings bc i think id die

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

stepping on ur beloved pet on accident

#ethan winters #alcina dimitrescu #i dont ship them #i will put that tag every single time #ALCINA LIKES WOMENNN!!!! #ethan is just the soggy man thing she keeps around because hes so pathetic and sad #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #resi #ethan having the biggest wettest teary eyes known to man will always be funny #why does my manthing look so sad #comics #miss D and her man thing

[tetrahedrals]

#scavengers reign #hollow #i love one (1) disillusioned psychic babyface quadruped #like i get it #sometimes you find a man so soggy and pathetic that you simply have to take him home #BDE but the 'd' stands for Disappointment #carry that man full term girl

[wolfpai999]

Soggy little Vash

#drew this when​ I saw everyone is at Wasabicon and I couldn't make it but as a doodled Vash #my art #Wolfpai #sad pathetic little soggy man #he’s so sad and droopy #fanart #trigun #trigun vash #vash the stampede #vash #doodles #doodle #silly #digital drawing #2024 #sketch #sketches #trimax #trigun maximum #artists on tumblr #fan art

[ventiswampwater]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film #after hours #after hours 1985 #griffin dunne #paul hackett #filmedit #mine #you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs #the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water #but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him #the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal #paul: breathes #everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside #this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin #but also #*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE #his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes

[spiteful-sapphic]

babygirl needs a break

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #vash trigun #anime #trigun anime #they said let’s make this man so soggy and pathetic #and also fruity #incorrect quotes #Trigun incorrect quotes

[katasstrophy]

michael “you could say the only time i’m truly happy is when i’m destroying other people’s lives” kaiser gets a foul taste of his own medicine when you go ahead and ruin his life by saying you’re not interested in him.

#and now he’s shitting crying throwing up trying to win you over what a pathetic sad soggy excuse of a man #i want to wringlr him out like a wet tablecloth ew i hate him i’ll make him go through hell before i ever touch him #—bllk.thoughts! #bastard kaiser </3 #blue lock x reader #michal kaiser x reader

[daylight-boyy]

I present to you: Blob Jon

And also: wibbly wobbly

#look at him #just look at him #absolutely no body strength at all #first picture is milliseconds before he just plops on the floor like a ragdoll #second picture: he has gone 0.05 seconds without a hug from his boyfriend and he is s u f f e r i n g #absolutely pathetic #wet cat soggy bread man #no thoughts head empty #or no thoughts only behold?? #the magnus archives #tma #podcast #jonathan sims #the archivist

[danmeichael]

the reason i don't read scum villain as pining is because it's from sqq's perspective and he is too stupid about his own feelings to pine for 2/3rds of the novel

#svsss #also he doesn't have to pine for shit every single marriageable man within a 100 mile radius is throwing themselves at him #with increasingly unhinged levels of soggy pathetic desperation

[butternubsart]

Her 🥰

#louis ives #paul dano #the extra man #louis ives the extra man #definition of a wife #this is my lovely soggy pathetic wife #i love her

[softerhaze]

#ts4 #*ts4gameplay #z #*jay #*ruthie #pathetic and soggy little man behavior #q'd #*sunday save #*sunday save gen 2

[marbleluvrofliberty]

i love when fics try to give grantaire self-respect

#he’s all ‘i don’t want to be one of enjolras’s causes’ #when canon grantaire would give up fingers and toes to be one of enjolras’s anything #he’s such a soggy pathetic man #grantaire #les mis #exr #enjoltaire

[scrambledslut]

he go mimis now😴

#he just a baby #soggy pathetic old man😌 #he’s just a wet paper bag #joel miller #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x reader #the last of us tv series #the last of us hbo #the last of us #tlou #tlou hbo #joel tlou

[lefttoesucker]

Some more cowboy sketches because art block is hitting and I can't force myself to make any actual drawing 🤠

#i also finally got cod #so i cant say i never played it anymore #and i am incredibly distraught to say that i actually like Philip Graves 😔 #that American rat is just pathetic enough for me to love him #he's such a soggy bastard man #a pathetic boy #a little skrungly #skrungly little meow meow #my ugly little war criminal <3 #so pathetic and wet and soggy #my babygirl #also why is Gaz so pretty #like holy shit that man is drop dead gorgeous #live laugh love kyle garrick #simon ghost riley #call of duty #ghost #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #ghost call of duty #soap cod #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #phillip graves #graves cod #cowboy soap #cowboy ghost #cowboy gaz #cowboy graves #my art

[yea-baiyi]

on a scale of 1 to 100, rate dongfang qingcang's pathetic wet boy phase.

WHICH pathetic wet boy phase. he levels up slowly in bursts. the scene where he was literally wet? that one was a mere 45/100 because yes he was wet but he hadn’t reached his true pathetic potential. sobbing into xlh’s arms in the garden? 67/100. screaming crying incoherent wailing when xlh vanished from his arms and then passing the fuck out? a solid 95/100 because that’s pretty fucking pathetic dude.

but the last stretch of episodes???? 10000/100. so deep in denial he almost DIED. abandons his kingdom to care for her tiny plant spirit 24/7. spoon feeds her morning dew. strokes her leaves and talks as if she’s there. trailing behind changheng like a miserable wet cat. that boy is rumpled, dishevelled, no makeup on, clutching at straws, offers to be her servant, ignores pitying looks from his subjects, constantly on the verge of tears. topped out his soggy pathetic wet boy potential. chefs fucking kiss. i have never felt a stronger urge in my life to wrap a man in a towel than dongfang qingcang in episodes 32-35. might be the soggiest a fictional man has ever been. peak male character. i’m going to make a dfqc doll and squeeze him like a stress ball

i have started my collection of soggy dfqc pics, please send more my way

#dongfang qingcang #clj #cang lan jue #love between fairy and devil #dfqc #my favourite little man #soggy wet pathetic little boy. #the thing about dfqc is that. he might honestly be the most prime example of the pathetic man trope i have EVER seen #like. there’s others of course. prince zuko. sasuke. jiang cheng. but none of them get the pure RANGE #dfqc goes from monster to villain to enemy to crabby companion to love interest to lover to simp and ultimately the most pathetic malewife #we LOVE to see it. #literally he is so important to me #i am on 3 hours of sleep and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about him all day #i’m serious about the doll. i am forcibly restraining myself from ordering the materials right this second