I don’t feel like tracking it down but that one “project sekai characters I can beat in a fight” by a popular pjsk youtuber made me sooo angry like I know he did not read any of the stories. Specifically pissed that he put emu “on several spots teams” “canonically scaled a two story building” “had the body strength to climb up to the ceiling and just hang out there” “power scales with looney toons logic” ootori in the easy win category. She would kick your ass be so serious. Wouldn’t even be difficult for her. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
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standard edition captured and wounded/tortured stede whump fic but it remembers his pain tolerance, there’s just this whole like
hes off screen getting hurt, you got the screaming you got the shouting, ed spends the entire time in the brig or w/e losing his entire mind about it. and they dump stede back in there and he’s on the floor and ed is having a whole fucking crisis trying to provide some comfort and pet his hair and wake him up
and then after thirty seconds stede just cracks an eye open and goes “im so sorry ed i didn’t have time to give u a secret improv fuckery signal, that must have been awful for u. although honestly i think i oversold that fifth plea for mercy, they really weren’t giving me anything to work with creatively :/”
and yeah he is for real hurt and needs tlc recovery time and maybe lets himself have a lil cathartic cry as a treat once they are safe and alone again bc there’s a fine line to tread between using pain for comedy and pain tolerance as nature vs something he had to learn, and his sort of horribly casual way of rolling w pain and damage to himself once it’s been done and all that
but i do think that “well i didnt care for that and it ruined this shirt which is a real bummer” energy needs more rep in fanworks
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i'm only about 3/4 through the neon court on my reread, and i apparently didn't write anything down in all of the midnight mayor, so this is by no means a complete list, but please enjoy:
Some Ways People Have Described Matthew Swift
“He’s a sorcerer. […] Doesn’t stop him from looking like a starving pigeon, does it?” (Vera, MoA 320)
“You look like a piece of rotting road kill.” (Blackjack, MoA 357)
“This is a new one. […] Me talking to a bloody mystic power no less, disguised as a guy with a face like a soggy sandbag” (Blackjack, MoA 360)
“You’re not that guy who keeps on getting beaten up by inexplicable mystical darkness, are you?” (Dr. Seah, TNC 131)
“You’ve done well, Matthew. While resembling a chewed-up rodent you’ve still managed to make them afraid.” (Bakker’s ghost, TNC 307)
“Bloody hell are you all right I mean obviously you’re not all right you look like a fucking bulldozer has been using you for practice and getting it wrong but I guess what I’m asking is, are you bleeding internally?” (Penny, TNC 408)
*page numbers are from my trade paperback copies, which are roughly 500 pages long
(In his defense, some of these take place immediately after Matthew has been beaten up by inexplicable mystic darkness. However, considering that he spends approximately 50% of his time in that state, i think those are still representative)
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the jump from writing I'm Your Man to writing Better Off is so funny to me like... if you thought the build-up to Frankie and Rosie was painful you might need to sit this one out because I have created the most uncommunicative awkward couple of all time and it is actually decaying my brain as we speak
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Titans Tower always annoyed me because of how ooc Jason is and how Tim stans harp on about how Tim was beaten up by his favorite Robin (which he isn't) so I do remember your version of Titans Tower and have incorporated into my own personal canon and might incorporate it into a fic someday.
See I used to not mind the whole titans Tower fight much bc even if Jason was completely unhinged at least it was funny and entertaining enough that it didn't bug me but then I started interacting more with fandom and realised just how weird some people are about that one fight and the whole fanon around Jason being Tim's favourite Robin is still so hilarious to me bc Tim did say alot of shit about Jason before he even came back as red hood when he was just a dead kid
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Hold up...
You are telling me...that this BUFF, autistic squeeze toy has a higher charisma stat than his strength?
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