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The signs as Obi-Wan Kenobi's OCD things
Aries: Training himself to sleep less so he has more time for self-recrimination meditation (x)
Taurus: Stroking his beard the same way every time his thoughts are ungrounded (x)
Gemini: Obsessively fretting that his desire to be Good is so strong that he might actually become Bad (#obi wan's darkside contamination fears)
Cancer: Failing at meditation because blank thoughts naturally turn into violent whirlwinds of replaying past mistakes, repeating stupid things he said, taking credit for everything that went wrong ever, and imagining all the horrible things people are saying about him because obviously the whole world revolves around him and is deeply aware of his every error (x, x, x)
Leo:
(x)
Virgo: Minor panic attack upon seeing the disorganized mess that someone told him was going to be a "lab" (x)
Libra: Checking his food every time for evil squid that might be hiding in it (x)
Scorpio: Suns dying is a comforting thought! In fact, death is one of the only thoughts big and grounding enough to induce successful meditation that isn't just an excuse to dwell on anxieties. If suns can die, then the enormous discomfort of being alive probably can die, too. Perspective, hooray! (Brotherhood, Jedi Apprentice, Rogue Planet, etc.)
Sagittarius: Walking into a contaminated building and being instantly aware of every chemical/nuclear/fungal particle that he's being exposed to (x, also Labyrinth of Evil)
Capricorn: Ten-year major depressive episode despite stable and efficient factory job
Aquarius: Buying a suspiciously large amount of industrial-grade sanitizer (x)
Pisces: Immediately putting on his seat-belt the very second he gets on the Millennium Falcon (x)
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star crossed AU, regency AU(but make it gay), and rock band AU with Cara? ~nikkz<3
@nikkzships Ahhh! It’s always gay with me!! So I hope I don’t disappoint!! lol
Star Crossed AU: You and your f/o are both set to inherit the family business and wealth, and your families are sworn enemies! Give one headcanon about you and your f/o’s relationship in this AU!
Hhhhhhhhhh
Okay, so modern day setting, Gabe is setting up to become the Head of Kenobi Enterprises, and word through the grapevine is that the Dune Coporation is also arranging for a change of leadership, though who’s taking over is still in question.
To celebrate, Jinn and Ahsoka take Gabe out to a club to party it up a little, maybe find them a date for once, but the main goal tonight was to get them sloshed. As Ahsoka’s off getting more drinks and Jinn has found a few people to dance with, Gabe is left alone at their table, enjoying the moment of peace, when a beautiful brunette walks over to them, and starts chatting them up. They have a lot in common, and Gabe starts getting butterflies, and after the brunette has to leave, Gabe realizes they forgot to get her name or number. Ahsoka gets back and asks Gabe if they know who they were just talking to, and reveals that their new crush was Cara Dune, the daughter of the current Head of Dune Corporation.
Meanwhile, outside the bar, Cara is getting an earful from Din about talking to the soon-to-be head of Kenobi Enterprises, and all Cara can think about is how she should have left her number.
Not sure just how Romeo and Juliet we’re gonna get with this one, but DAMN if we aren’t coming close!
Regency AU: Who’s parents are hosting a ball to find them a suitor? Who reluctantly attends with their family or friends? Give one headcanon about you and your f/o’s relationship in this AU!
Gabe’s parents are hosting the ball, Jinn’s off to the side laughing as they’re getting ready. Gabriel just stares at Andrial with the most unamused look on their face, looks down at the dress they’ve been tied into, and asks “Parent, do I have to wear this? I feel like an over-stuffed Porg.” Which sends Jinn into yet another peel of laughter.
“This wouldn’t be an issue if you’d actually give someone a chance!”
“Brother, dearest, I know where you sleep, and with whom you sleep. Watch. Your. Damn. Mouth.”
“And I will take that as my cue to leave! I will see you both in the ballroom!”
Cara... I wanna say Cara is escorting someone to the ball, and is getting dragged there, not expecting much except to be bored out of her mind as she doesn’t know anyone else who’s going. So when she sees poor Gabe, unamused and also bored, she offers them a dance. As they’re dancing, Cara tries her best to get Gabe to smile, and after a few tales of daring and stupidity, she succeeds, feeling familiar butterflies in her stomach at the melodius sound.
At some point in the evening, the two run off to hide in the gardens, to talk some more, and... well 👀👀👀
Rock band AU: Who is the lead singer? Who’s the new bassist? Give one headcanon about you and your f/o’s relationship in this AU!
For literally any of my other self ships, I would have said I was the lead singer and x was the new bassist, but! But but but! You know, if Lucy Lawless doesn’t get the role, I would love to see Lauren Babic get cast as Cara, because honestly?
https://youtu.be/gpeWkfy6EPo
I can’t be the only one who sees it 👀👀👀
So yeah, Cara’s the lead singer, Gabe’s the new bassist. Jinn, being the wonderful, social butterfly and nosy twin he is, finds out Cara’s band is looking for a new bassist, and offers them up, only telling his twin after the fact. So Gabe gets dragged to a practice session, and chats up the drummer, a big quiet guy named Din, and the lead guitarist, and older man who went by Greef, until Cara got there. Gabe’s glad they were sitting down when she walked in, otherwish their knees would have given out by how pretty they thought she was. Their crush only gets worse when they hear her sing.
Gabe manages to get their shit together long enough to play a few songs, and the rest of the band is impressed, formally asking them to be their bassist.
~ Gabe
#Gabe Answers#AU!April#AU!April 2021#AUpril Event#OTP: Looking in Alderaan Places#Gabriel Kenobi#My Twinn Jinn#other ships: Obi-Wan Kenobi#Nikki Tag#My 🦊 friend#friends tag#tw alcohol#tw sibling threats#Anonymous
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My Anidala Headcanons
I wanted to do some Anidala Headcanons cause they are my OTP!!! So here we go!
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
Anakin spends all his allowance from Obi Wan on Padme.
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Both. Depends on who is more tired.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
Anakin loves showing off his six-pack and Padme's more cautious about making it look like they are not a couple.
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
Anakin, that’s canon.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
Anakin is too much of a hazard to have in the kitchen, Padme cooks.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
Anakin ships him and Padme sooo much and will point to any romantic literature and be like that’s us and Padme is just like not really.
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
Padme puts on Anakin’s robes and makes fun of him by saying his cringey pick up lines.
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
Padme is both of these she will run errands all day and the one time she asks Anakin to do anything he forgets to.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
Anakin drives and Padme gives directions.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
Padme would pose reluctantly and Anakin would spend hours drawing her and it will just look like a nice stick figure. So he would beg Padme to draw him and she would only take 20 and it would be a masterpiece.
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
Anakin of course backflips and Padme just got stuck being there.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
Anakin would have the drinking problem and Padme would stop him.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Anakin, that is what he spends his allowance on.
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
Anakin.
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
Anakin only because Padme doesn’t want to deal with it but if he wasn’t around she could deal with it.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
Anakin always.
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
Padme’s sister Sola, she is just like you maybe cute but if you hurt my sister I will kill you.
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
Anakin.
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
Padme is the parent focused on the kids having a good education, doing their chores and eating well, but is pretty trusting of them and lets them go out with friends. Anakin likes to hang out with his kids and be the fun dad, but when it comes to them hanging out with friends he’s super strict and wants them to be at home and is less trusting.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
Padme has perfect grammar, Anakin types with numbers and letters.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
Anakin protects Padme, its fucking cannon.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
Anakin makes bad puns obviously, just look at his flirting.
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
Anakin would definitely get a puppy and Padme would be like when are we ever home to take care of it.
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Anakin.
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
Padme is out in the senate debating really well, while Anakin is there wishing he could say “that’s my wife!!”
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
Anakin has a whole photo album.
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
Padme would give Anakin a makeover.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
Neither, they don’t have time for pets.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
Anakin.
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
Anakin would always want to go to Naboo in the lake country since that is where their relationship blossomed and Padme is like the Lake Country? Again??
Questions Credit: @otp-imagines-cult
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5, 10, 15, 30, 25, 30 + aminata and obi wan 🤍
otp asks
5. What activities do they enjoy together?
They like to spend time in the Room of a Thousand Fountains. Obi-Wan brings a cup of tea, Mina brings her cup of caf. They hide away in a small corner and just... Talk. The sounds of the fountains running and nature itself helps conceal the sound of Mina’s laughter.
Other than that, they secretly love to spend time in Coruscant’s deepest, shadiest bars. Just... Get this image of both of them dressed in leather, drinking the shittiest alcohol and singing along to the latest galactic hits.
10. Write a ~300 word argument scene for them.
“What the blazes were you actually thinking, Aminata? Confronting Maul alone? I understand Anakin running off like that, but you?” Obi-Wan wasted no time getting straight to the point.
The Jedi in question, Aminata Clarmonte, broke away from her meditation and turned around to face him, not bothering to stand up.
“You’re the one to talk! Weren’t you the one who took Seline and went to Raydonia alone? Against Mace’s wishes?” She leaned back, her right arm reaching behind her for support, while the left one clutched the stab wound, left by the former Sith lord.
Obi-Wan did not fail to notice that.
“I fought him and bested him, Mina. I know how he fights and how to defeat him—”
“Sure you do. Only I remember talking to Mace and him mentioning that your body is literally blue from all the bruises and that if it hadn’t been for Ventress, I would be standing in front of a corpse. Again.”
Obi-Wan clearly remembers the Festival of Light incident, and the absolute hell Aminata and Anakin raised about it. He had to choose his words carefully here, or else the hard work he put in to re-establish his relationship with Aminata will go to waste.
He pinched the bridge of his nose to calm himself down.
“I was perfectly aware it was a trap and that he wanted me there. I failed to account for his brother being in the picture as well. You should have taken captain Zuru and the rest of the Shield squad.”
Aminata gritted her teeth, trying to maintain her patience, and to redirect the pain of her injuries somewhere else.
“It wasn’t Maul who lured me in. It was Seline, my best friend, remember? The Jedi Master that I’m sure the Council did not give up on so quickly? Maul jumped me once I landed on that ship.”
“Even more so! What if Zuru and the men hadn’t found you when they did? Mina, you were sitting in a pool of your own blood! I thought you were… Dead.” Obi-Wan’s voice broke at the last word, and so did Aminata’s heart.
She wanted to throw in one last remark, but he knelt down in front of her, pressing his hand against hers which was holding the stab wound.
“Please don’t do this ever again, Aminata. After everything I have lost in my life, I... Cannot bear to lose you.”
15. What are traits they dislike in one another?
Obi-Wan is not a fan of how Aminata usually talks to politicians (yes she’s still bitter that the Senate called her a Separatist spy). For example: Satine. Though the woman did make some... Unecessary remarks about Arreyel and Aminata’s lineage and role as a Jedi, Mina herself did not bother to hide the venom in her eyes and voice as she called out Satine’s pacifist policies on Mandalore. He worries that her mouth will one day land her into trouble he will not be able to save her from.
Mina dislikes how much he overworks himself during the war, often disregarding his own health. She has bribed the 212th’s clone medics to tell her whenever Kenobes is pulling that shit again, so that she could either mouth him off, or they could physically put him to sleep by any means necessary.
20. What is a promise they have made to each other?
That they will not let their love come first of their duties as Jedi. This is their most sacred promise. When the Purge happened, they promised each other to stay alive no matter what, and that they will reunite one day to train the new generation of Jedi.
And Mina broke it.
25. What moves do they know work on the other?
Oh, Obi-Wan knows that if he gently strokes any of Mina’s tattoos on her chest (especially the one of his name, right besides her heart), she’ll get weak in the knees and be completely submissive to his wants. Add in some... Suggestive comments in that proper accent, and she’s goner.
30. Write a short exchange of dirty talk between them.
She noticed in the mirror how his hand slowly moved under her burgundy tunic to stroke the newest tattoo mark, while the other slowly undid the knots of her stylish uniform.
“I heard Commander Fox was your companion to the parlour. Did he get the pleasure of seeing the whole process?”
Mina’s red-coated lips smile.
“Jealous that another man got to see the love bites you’ve left all over my chest?”
“No. Those will make sure to leave the message that you’re already taken, my darling.”
Aminata had to admit, she loved the possessive streak that is hidden deep within him.
#they're my otp of otps#most tragic one too#aminata x obi-wan#oc: aminata#THANK YOU AIRIKA FOR ASKING 💖💖#i screamed in your dms how i thought i had lost this entire thing i'm sorry again lmao#chuckhansen#ask meme
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I'm gonna go for the obvious and ask cody for the ask thingie
Oooh this is gonna be fun! As always, the two of us are Cody loveblogs first, and humans second.
• favourite thing about them: that he uses hand to hand combat on droids. He just fuckin.....punches them
• least favourite thing about them: the fact that he’s blamed for being brainwashed by the empire :(
• favourite line: “sometimes in war, it’s hard to be the one that survives.”
• brOTP: Rex and Cody 🥺 their dynamic kills me. I love these brothers so much
• OTP: Codywan! The pining...the angst....the drama....*chefs kiss*
• nOTP: anything clonecest. Just—no.
• random headcannon: he never drinks with other people. When he and the vod’e go out for drinks, he always picks something non-alcoholic. It’s not because he’s the designated driver, it’s because he doesn’t want to risk being out of complete control of his actions in front of others, and risk damaging his reputation. He has a small stash in his room, however, and he enjoys a drink by himself in his rare off time.
• unpopular opinion: he would never make the first move in a relationship, especially if it’s with Obi-Wan. He’d die before confessing his feelings to someone before they confessed theirs. (OKAY NOW I MADE MYSELF SAD)
• song I associate with them: I’ll Be Good by Jaymes Young (it has very “post Order 66, breaking through his brainwashing” vibes)
• favourite picture:
this pic cracks me up for no reason. I love you no neck Cody
And this is my fav serious pic. He just looks so.....soft
send me a character and I’ll list...
#thank you so much this was very fun!!!!#commander Cody#cody#star wars#sw#the clone wars#my post#asks#bi-naesala#obi wan#codywan
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For the ask: Obi-Wan Kenobi
1: sexuality headcanon: By default, bi.
2: otp: I liked him and Satine and I oft wondered what he’d’ve been like had he stayed with her. Also Padme, sweetie, Prime Ewan McGregger was RIGHT THERE AND YOU WENT FOR THE ANGSTY FRESHMAN.
3: brotp: Him and Anakin
4: notp: Him and Anakin
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I like to think that he’s a bit of a connoisseur of alcohol. Like, not a major one but he def knows his way around a bar and knows good booze by the smell.
6: one way in which I relate to this character: On occasion I also do not tell people things right away.
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Him not telling Luke later. Like dude you had an excuse of not having a good time early on but you sort of sat on that for too long.8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Neither. He’s flawed but not problematic. He’s bread. Normal, well made white bread.
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Obi Wan :)
send me a character and i’ll list:
favorite thing about them:
Ewan McGregor plays him. Obi-Wan is enduring to a ridiculous degree. We all like to joke about how much shit this man has taken his whole life from the universe, but as one of the most consistent traits given to him throughout Legends and Canon material, it speaks to his dedication and ability to persevere. I can respect that.
least favorite thing about them:
How every interaction between him an Anakin in AotC made me feel.
favorite line:
brOTP:
Canon: Cody/Obi-Wan
AU: Maul/Obi-Wan
OTP:
Obi-Wan/Therapy
nOTP:
More a squick than a real Notp, but shipping Obi-Wan with..well anybody has always made me uncomfortable. Like, look, the guy obviously has relationship issues, and while Clone Wars establishes that he’s certainly capable of feeling some type of way for another person, he always seemed way too stiff to ever be happy in it, yanno?
random headcanon:
This is a relatively popular idea, but I go in for the idea that Obi-Wan is lowkey an alcoholic. unpopular opinion:
Obi-Wan does not deserve a full-length film (a short would do just fine).
song i associate with them:
Mercy, by POLR since I’m choosing.
favorite picture of them:
Bum-bum-bum-Bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-Bum Bum bum
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream...
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Character ask meme: PT Trio
Anakin
Why I like them - Because he’s a compelling character with just enough damage to make him interesting and challenging.
Why I don’t - I like him as a character, but the minute he started slaughtering innocents I stopped liking him as a person
Favorite episode (scene if movie) - Ah, all of them? It’s really hard to pick.
Favorite season/movie - Revenge of the Sith, mostly because Hayden’s acting is freaking amazing.
Favorite line - “My name is Anakin and I’m a person” mostly because it was the literal high point of his life, identity, and self-esteem. It was all downhill from there.
Favorite outfit - His Darth Vader outfit is iconic for a reason, but, if we’re going for stuff he wore while calling himself Anakin, I’d say the one he wore while staring off the balcony in AotC with his shirt unbuttoned.
OTP - Anakin/Padme
Brotp - Snips and Skyguy
Head Canon - I have so many. He was neruodivergent. He had anxiety and complex PTSD. He knew how to cook.
Unpopular opinion - He wasn’t the human dumpster fire he’s often portrayed as in fic. He was actually incredibly competent or at least good at faking it until he made it when it came to leading men, fixing things, conducting investigations, functioning on a daily basis, being a mentor, etc. What he lacked were the skills to deal with loss and to make life decisions because the Jedi had deliberately stripped him of both.
A wish - That he’d left the Jedi when he got married. Or when Ahsoka did. Or, you know, ever, and also gotten himself out of range of Palpatine in the process.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - Well, his life already went to shit in so many spectacular ways I’m not even really sure how to answer this one.
5 words to best describe them - Damaged boy tries and fails
My nickname for them - Ani
Padme
Why I like them - Because she’s complicated, yo. She loves democracy, but believes that she personally is the best person to solve any crisis. She is a top notch diplomat who is not afraid to throw down. She cares for the little guy, but often has trouble spotting her own privilege. I could go on.
Why I don’t - She’s so much prettier than me and can pull off outfits I never could. How dare she?
Favorite episode (scene if movie) - When she recaptures the throne in TPM. Iconic.
Favorite season/movie - The Phantom Menace is her movie and her time to shine.
Favorite line - “This is how liberty dies…to thunderous applause.”
Favorite outfit - Pretty much everything she wears as a senator, but the one she wears during the above quote especially.
OTP - Anakin/Padme
Brotp - With her handmaidens
Head Canon - She’s the one who proposed to Anakin because she couldn’t bear the thought of not having some claim on him if he died, but she’s also the one who insisted that he not give up on being a Jedi because she honestly believed it mattered as much to him as being a senator did to her.
Unpopular opinion - She’s not perfect, but she’s certainly not weak or stupid for crying when things got crazy or believing that there was still good left in Anakin. Also, she died because Palpatine drained her life force to keep Anakin alive, not because Anakin killed her or a ‘broken heart.’
A wish - That she hadn’t died and that she and Anakin got to raise their kids on Naboo.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - Well, she died tragically after seeing all that she’d worked for her entire life go to shit so…
5 words to best describe them - Politician with rose-colored glasses.
My nickname for them - None, really.
Obi-Wan
Why I like them - Because he’s a manipulative asshole who tries his best to be a good person and do the right thing.
Why I don’t - Because he’s a self-righteous manipulative asshole who often does more harm than good and if he tried to pull that shit on me, I would punch his smug face.
Favorite episode (scene if movie) - The Deception Arc in TCW because it is batshit insane, but captures pretty much all of Obi-Wan’s defining traits including his devotion to the greater good, his utter lack of empathy for those he cares about, his nastier side, his code of personal ethics, and his knack for being a lying liar who lies. Special mention also goes to the Obi-Wan/Maul duel in TPM because that was fucking epic.
Favorite season/movie - Attack of the Clones. It was his movie and his time to shine.
Favorite line - “What I said was true…from a certain point of view.” Classic Kenobi.
Favorite outfit - Does he own more than one?
OTP - Obi-Wan/His own self-righteousness
Brotp - Obi-Wan & Anakin
Head Canon - Obi-Wan always enjoyed alcohol and would never pass up a drink when offered. After the war, he became a full blown alcoholic for a while, drinking home made fermented black melon juice, and other stuff he traded jawas for. Something happened at the Lars farm that he was too drunk to deal with and he forced himself to sober up so he wouldn’t fail yet another Skywalker.
Unpopular opinion - Obi-Wan is not the mom friend and was actually a pretty terrible mentor because he a) never really saw his student clearly or objectively, and b) was more concerned with keeping Anakin contained and obedient than with helping him grow into a complete and independent person.
A wish - That he had been able to break away from his Jedi indoctrination enough to not be so afraid of his own emotions that he couldn’t say “I love you” to the people he cared about.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - Well, two people he dearly loved died in his arms, and another betrayed him and destroyed his entire life’s work so…
5 words to best describe them - Half-truths and hyperbole…bitch.
My nickname for them - Obes Kenobes
Character Meme
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OTP Questions ask. First of all. I give you two ships. Anidala and Xena/Gabrielle 12 5 ,4,20,22,25,26,29
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ANIDALA
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? - I think that Padme would have to be the one to tell Anakin not to stay up all night. And he’s the one to stay up anyway too, unless Padme has a lot of work to do, in which case she’s the one to stay up.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? - Should I make the joke,,,, the fire joke
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking? - I think Padme actually would overdo it, perhaps due to stress or maybe getting too into it on a rare occasion that she actually has the time to drink and enjoy herself. Maybe she ends up really sick. Anakin probably isn’t ignorant of these things especially after having traveled so much with Obi-Wan, but he likely doesn’t partake too much himself.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters? - Obviously Padme is the one that uses perfect grammar all the time always (like me lmfao), and Anakin is all rushed messages with mistakes everywhere because he doesn’t want to spend all that time trying to fix it.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? - Again I would have thought it’s rather obvious, Anakin is the one to make the puns, while Padme just sighs affectionately and apologises to whoever is present because he’s always like this
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? - I’d say that Padme is the one to participate in the activity while Anakin supports her wholeheartedly, though I’d rather not pick one because the opposite applies too I think.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? - I think Anakin is prone to falling asleep randomly (again like you) and Padme takes pictures (like I do).
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains? - well because he’s taller I would like to say Anakin, but it’s kind of cute to think of Padme doing it.
XENA/GABRIELLE
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? - I think that Gabby is the one to tell Xena not to stay up all night but ends up being awake herself, mainly to make sure that Xena is asleep and safe.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? - Xena definitely fucks up the food, she can make things that won’t kill her but that’s about all. Her strength is, well, strength. Gabrielle makes things all the time and introduces Xena to a world of culinary delights.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking? - I’d say Xena overdoes it. She can be a bit wacky and impulsive sometimes, so I think it would be easy for her to overdo it.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters? - Typing isn’t a thing but canonically Gabrielle is the one with excellent penmanship, so she is the former, while Xena is the latter.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? - Again I think Xena. Canonically this is the case, but they both definitely have their moments.
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? - Is there any doubt? Gabby is the one doing the cheering quite literally all the time, she loves Xena and will support almost anything she does. Almost anything.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? - Again not a thing, but I can see Gabby drawing a portrait of Xena resting, sleeping, or doing some other leisure activity. Xena would probably want to draw a picture too but couldn’t even if she tried. So she settles for silent appreciation.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains? - Umbrellas are not a thing for them either but I would think Xena would go out of her way to keep Gabby dry and comfortable. She doesn’t really care much about getting muddy or wet it seems.
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OH GOD AM I LATE ON THE DRAMATIC OTP MEME IM HERE 😭😭😭😭😭
Extra-Dramatic OTP Asks: Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
1. Who would sell their soul to the devil to save the other.While Obi-Wan would do everything in his power to save her, I think it’d be Johanna who would be more willing to trust in a darker power. I could imagine her making bargains with Dooku or Grievous if it meant saving Obi-Wan.
2. Who would become a stalker, in the right (wrong) situation.I don’t think either of them would stalk each other. Johanna might poke around in some archives for Obi-Wan’s history, but she wouldn’t be like, lurking in the bushes with a pair of macrobinoculars.
3. Who would pine away in silence their entire lives without confessing their love.BOTH?? OF?? THEM?? World, meet your two most pathetically tight-lipped pair.
4. Who would leave their friends, family, and life to move overseas to be with the other one.Again, I think both of them would. Obi-Wan would be willing to leave the Order if she gave him enough incentive, though Johanna might find it a little harder to leave Dooku.
5. Who would be the most worried the other might cheat on them.Johanna. Not that Obi-Wan ever would, of course, but she’s an insecure little cupcake and he’s a silver-tongued shit, so…
6. Who would run into a burning building to save a stranger while the other calls 911.Johanna would call while Obi-Wan ran in.
7. Who would haunt the other after death and chase away other suitors.I think they’d both haunt each other to some extent, though I doubt either would chase away any suitors. As much as it would hurt to watch, I think they’d both want the other to be happy.
8. Who would stand up at the other’s wedding and say they object.Well if Obi-Wan happened to get an invitation to her wedding to Grievous then he’d certainly do more than stand up and shout. In general though, neither of them would do this; they’d both sit there miserably and watch.
9. Who would write long, beautiful poems for the other.Obi-Wan. Johanna probably could, if she tried, but she’d probably think it was terrible and never show him.
10. Who would love the other no matter how evil the other became.Both? Johanna would definitely have continued to love Obi-Wan if he’d accepted Dooku’s offer to join him, even if it changed him.
11. Who would be the most likely to become an addict (gambling/drugs/etc.).I don’t think either of them would become addicted, Obi-Wan obviously less able to be affected by drugs and alcohol, and Jo trying to avoid them.
12. Who would propose in a grand gesture of some kind.If Jo tried to grandly propose to him, she’d probably end up falling over and bringing the whole thing down. Obi-Wan’s idea of a proposal would be a smaller, more intimate thing. Or, if you want to go by what we’ve planned, in the middle of their first proper argument because Extra.
13. Who would go berserk at harm or death befalling the other.Neither of them. They’d both withdraw into themselves and fall apart.
14. Who would spend too much money on expensive gifts for the other.Again, neither of them are very materialistic, so they’d prefer smaller, more meaningful gifts. I’ll bet Johanna would try and make him things, and he’d adore them.
15. Who would fight an impossible battle to give the other time to escape.Whilst Obi-Wan would be more likely to fight a battle for them, Johanna’s would be more of an impossible battle. She’d definitely give her life if it meant saving him – without telling him and letting him get in the way, of course!
16. Who would be able to spend centuries in misery waiting for the other to be reborn.BOTH OF THEM. WATCH THEM PINE.
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The signs as Obi-Wan imbibing
Aries: surely this suspicious-smelling pirate brew is safe to chug, so long as Anakin is designated driver
Taurus: your usual? “cup of caf?”
Gemini: jawa juice and espionage with an old friend
Cancer: sipping at the club, you don’t want to sell me any death sticks
Leo: throwing them back at the club
Virgo: buying a handsome young man a drink to facilitate him talking to the other handsome young man
Libra: Hello there, handsome young man
Scorpio: nothing wrong with accepting a little drink from a crime syndicate
Sagittarius: buying a drink for a wookie
Capricorn: such profoundly professional commitment to the martini role
Aquarius: “be mindful of the living force” he says, well okay then
Pisces: non-aggressive negotiations
#otp obi wan/alcohol#astrology#the signs as#obi wan kenobi#tw alcohol#cw alcohol#alcohol#is this the best use of my time
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Obi-Wan/Alcohol: I rest my case
Look he’s so happy to have his neon martini
And Anakin is so dismayed
(TCW s6 e10 “The Lost One”)
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I find it so interesting that you headcanon Obi-Wan as an alcoholic because I have long seen him as somebody who likes to drink probably more than he should. BUT this reminded of how I headcanon Anakin/alcohol and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody share it so I figured I’d toss it out there.
I’ve long thought that while Obi-Wan likes to get fucked up especially when his mental and emotional state is shit Anakin can’t. Like he literally can’t get drunk. I know many people write him as a lightweight but I tend to think of him more in line with Captain American who can’t get drunk because metabolism runs too fast. As half force I always figured Anakin wouldn’t be affected my alcohol and he’d been pissed about it. Like he’s literally be having a mental breakdown and wants to just go get shitfaced like Obi-Wan (he’s jealous Obi can) would do but no matter how much he drinks nothing ever comes of it. It only makes him into an even bigger emotional wreck.
I love this headcanon!! Anakin would be soooooo grumpy about it lol poor guy. He just does not get what the big deal is. I love this because it positions Obi-Wan's alcohol use as something done out of weakness--and not just emotional weakness, but comparative physical weakness as well. So every time Obi-Wan would drink/get drunk in front of Anakin, he's submitting himself to Anakin's judgment and superiority. Fantastic headcanon, anon :)
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I'm sensing a theme in Obi-Wan's frames of reference
#otp obi wan/alcohol#i have so much to say about this scene but this is all i have time for right now#clone wars gambit: siege#siege
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Hello!
If I remember correctly you headcanon Obi-Wan as having trouble with alcohol and maybe even being a full blown alcoholic. The question that this brought to my mind is, do you ever see him getting better? Is he off it by ANH or just high functioning?
Hello! Ah yes, my other favorite topic. My personal headcanon is that he still drinks up until ANH. I feel like it's socially convenient for him to be filed away by everybody as "that weird old alcoholic who lives on the edge of town" instead of something more suspicious. In the book Kenobi, you see him learning how to harvest water on Tatooine, and I imagine he'd get good at brewing his own alcohol, too. I think he probably has bouts of wanting to get sober and get his life together, for Luke's sake, but then he loses steam because it's such a long waiting game and his mind is so very miserable.
However, I love @flashbulb-memory's thoughts on his healthier relationship to alcohol by the time of ANH! I think we both agree that his relationship to it by then is much healthier because of overall lifestyle changes that result in less pressure on alcohol as a coping mechanism. I don't think his alcohol use inhibits his life on Tatooine, but I imagine that if the Republic had somehow continued, his dependance on alcohol would have eventually had some more unpleasant consequences.
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Obi-Wan seems awfully familiar with the nuances of being three drinks in, as opposed to two or four drinks in.
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